Thread 513700494

How do you spot a Redditor on this board? I want them to leave.

>See OP with a redheaded woman
>"I bet it's that Malaysian guy again"
>9/10 times it is

>drumpf
>rightoids
>chuds
>timmy
>black poeple
>you shizos
>wh*te

when you see things like this written

Nigga you gay

>>513700494 (OP)
Throw a dart at the board's catalog, you are almost surely going to hit a redditor
They're astroturfing harder than they ever have not including election days in the US

>>513700494 (OP)
can a Muzlime not be a redditor?
where would Muzlimese be today, if it weren't for redditors?

>>513700494 (OP)
It's pretty easy to tell. Basically anyone who disagrees with me is Jewish and a redditor and anyone who agrees with me is a based Aryan 4chad.
Bretty simple.

>>513701888
isn't the entirety of the body of reddit Bro Balestinse?

hmm????????????????????????????????

>>513700494 (OP)
normie faggot takes, spacing, deprived of basic logic, obnoxious in a way like their takes are somehow novel or hot, like talking to an anchor on any faggot mainstream media outlet, cutout like a clone.

>>513702050
fiery take, hamood

what do you think

about propit mohammed?

>>513701888
What if you're a Canadian Jeet?

>>513702136

>>513701656
>>513701950

>>513701656
>>513701950
>>513702116
Speak English you dump truck

>>513700494 (OP)
crying about girl problems. office workers. looksmaxing. basically theres no difference between reddit and being gay

>>513702361
very well

ahem

can a muslim not be a redditor?
where would muslims be today, if it weren't for redditors?

isn't the entirety of the body of reddit pro palestine?

fiery take, hamood

what do you think

about propit mohammed?

>>513702403
okay

>>513700653
YOU PEOPLE

>>513700494 (OP)
by their spacing

>>513700494 (OP)
>How do you spot a Redditor on this board? I want them to leave.
you can easily tell by the way they type
we all want them to leave
permanently

>>513702050
And memeflags

>>513702459
You're Indian

>>513700494 (OP)
>How do you spot a Redditor on this board? I want them to leave.

You are transparent.

I see plans within plans.

>>513702518
You cropped it

>>513700494 (OP)
Hello fellow ginger.

>>513702863
>>513703022
>>513703032
umm

AITOO who likes reddit?

or are y'all folks putting me on?

so... yeah, i'm going to go with option B on this one

Edit: jackanapes

Edit 2: whoosh

Edit 2.5: tidied up the format a bit

Edit 3: added visual aids

Edit 4: oohh, shiny! thansk for the gold kind stranger!

Edit 5: ha ha very funny! no??? it was Not my first time getting gilded! LOL

Edit 6: but seriously, free palestine

>>513703052
>You're Indian

I'm hijacking this thread. It is now a humor thread. If anyone dislikes my images then they are a plebbitor

>>513701950
Yes.

>>513700494 (OP)
There are very few Redditors on this board– such an insignificant amount of them, only an idiot would look out for them

Downvoated

>>513703286
o am i laffin

>>513703214
I love submitting my every word to the will of fat lards obsessed with silencing literally everything that gives them the woozie-oozies in their tummy-wummy. Reddit is truly the single most bigoted community on this planet.

>>513703337
Leon!!! Who said you could leave the kitchen?!

>>513700494 (OP)
>How do you spot a Redditor on this board?
Meme flag
Indian flag

Pro tip. Meme flag = Indian flag 96 percent of the time.

>>513703261
I take that as a yes

>>513700640
I feel like I'm here a lot but some of you guys are on another level.

>>513703526
>I take that as a yes

>>513703523
I see a lot of memeflag Israeli and Americans.

>>513701888
This ^

>>513703603
Nice selfie pajeet. Pedophilia is a crime in my country.

>>513703903
LetMeGoogleThatForYou

I see a lot of memeflag ~~Israeli~~ and ~~Americans~~.
>Achmads and Mohammads

FTFY

Edit: no thanks necessary, just help out when applicable and pay it forward

Edit2: please, this is exactly what i wanted to avoid in the first place, *sigh* thanks for the gold

Edit3: oh i see, the more i'm bothered by gilds the more i'm gilded, very creative

Edit4: my second wife left me after i opened up about my special place in the woods where i go naked to pee walk when she's at work

Edit5: it's when you urinate while walking as if you're not urinating, it's not that weird

Edit6: you're naked and there's no one around, it's like having a walk but you are in the nude and you are peeing freely without it even occurring to you that you're having a wee, it's NOT that weird

>>513704276
you're saying pedophilia is bad?

>>513704386
Don't say stupid things

>>513704526
my friend that malaysian idiot is a Muzlime

>>513704594
When will you convert to Shia Islam autistbro? It's been months since you made the promise.

>>513704386
Well duh
>>513704594
At least you don't call me Ian

>>513700494 (OP)

Reddit

Spacing

Is

A

Dead

Giveaway

Sweaty!

>>513704796
haven't we been through this last week when you got BTFO?

>>513705004
>Well duh
ooh, that's interesting

so you've left isssssleeeeeeeme?

>>513705047
i've got you achmad mohammad

>>513701656
>>513701950

>>513703523
>>513705008

you there, american national named Jason

what do you think about propet mohammed phub?

>>513705047
This.
If you have to be told you're a newfag, retard, Jeet or all 3.

>>513705118
Nope

>>513705260
>is pedophilia bad?
>yes?
>have you left islam?
>nope

is this a mircile of issssssssleeeeeeeeeeme?????????????????????

This is now a Zionist Hilter Expose thread.
Post your best
>Hitler was a Triple Agent

>>513705209
My Name is Nero Saar.

>>513705252
uhh
>>513705209

>>513705547
i don't understand

how does that address the post you replied to?

>>513705084
Now, I know you're autistic, but I didn't think you were this autistic. How big is your folder? You've been posting these screenshots and talking shit for what I recall a couple years now? Where do you find the energy for all this? Gotta compliment you though, you are a true crusader.

>>513705621
don't allahflatter yourself, shabeeb, it's called the archive, i just pulled that up

>>513705588
It's the Jeet who spams this board larping as white, he'sin Switzerland so that's his flag. Be in the look out for him.

>>513705735
i don't understand

what do you think about propet mohammed phub?

>>513705791
I don't think anything about him.

>>513700494 (OP)
How is expat life in Malaysia, anon? Have you been there long?

>>513700494 (OP)
Go to /ptg/. they came from r/the_donald.

>>513705841

>>513705209
>>513705547
>>513705588
>>513705791
>>513705841

>>513700494 (OP)
They post in /ptg/ and/or /uhg/

>>513705318
Brahma raped his own daughter

>>513705888
Cringe wasted get.
>We should spout politically correct opinions on the politically incorrect board

>>513700494 (OP)
Reddit spacing.

>>513706011
that's fine

but how do you reconcile saying pedophilia bad with calling a pedophile the perfect man?

does this fall under the doctrine of alla knowe besse in issssssleeeeeeeeeeme?

WHY YOU HATE ME SOOOOO MUCH?

BUT I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU

>>513700494 (OP)
they love yelling kryst b kangz n shiet
well it's either a plebbit tourist or a facebook boomer refugee

>>513700494 (OP)
Ask what kind of estrogen you should take and transitioning, and after that how to kill yourself. They really are that easy to lure out, disgusting creatures.

>>513706240
Have you been to sleep?

>>513706248
what do you think about propet mohammed phub?

>>513706296
been there? i hardly know her

>>513706322
GO TO BED

>>513706298
i shit on all of your desert "prophets" and other abrahamic bullshit
shit be upon him

>>513706374
hey now, my father Abraham had many sons, and many sons had father Abraham.

>>513700494 (OP)
Easy. Anyone who disagrees with you is a plebbitor.

what's got you all worked up, ol' sport?

>>513705942
Oh I see, you're a Saar, who thinks I'm a muzzie larping as an American?

>>513706454
because you are?

let's give it another go then

ahem

what do you think about propet mohammed phub?

>>513700494 (OP)
>implying 4chan and reddit aren't basically the same at this point

>>513706493
>>513706454
Don't do it, he'll just keep moving the goalpost.

>>513706534
This.
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger.

Ima start slipping you melatonin gummies.

>>513706564
no way, he is a father, husband patriot, second amendment, cross, dove, i'm not dying for israel

you'll see

>>513706641
good luck with that

i HATE melatonin gummies

Want to know the truth?

No one cares.

>>513706681
They taste yummy. Sometimes I eat too many.

>>513706736
i don't believe you

>>513706779
I sleep good.

>left and right, they’re all the same these days
>as a X
>they
>[insert safe, inoffensive political opinion]

>>513700494 (OP)
since 2016 this board has become at least 70% users with a reddit account. if you post here, 7/10 times you'll be arguing with a redditor. it's been over

>>513706802
I sleep very well esp. if i recognize what is a problem and what is not.

>>513706895
They're the same in the sense that they both love mommy fed and want to slave harder to make the big bucks for them even though they'll print more and in doing so steal value out from the labor of all Americans

>>513706975
And you are on a one man crusade to save the world, right?

>>513706493
Do you really want to know what I think? I think when those sand niggers from Pakistan and Saudi Arabia hopped up on some "wasabiism" Muslim crap and thought they were going to get 100 virgins in heaven kek, flew two plans into my home town, I was ready us to nuke the entire middle east. That's what I think of hateful ideologies. 20 years later of endless war, I learned hate doesn't get you into heaven, or make you a citizen. So I pitty any Muslim, Jew, Hindu. That plots against my country.

>>513700494 (OP)
I gave up on reddit when I didn't get upvotes for my posts. I also get 0 replies on /pol so what does this say about me?

>>513707167
I'm glad you care but if you're operating at 45% from lack of self care, you'll miss more than you find. For practical purposes, you need to be at 100%.

>>513707167
>Do you really want to know what I think?
yes, indeed, that is why i keep asking

what do you think about propet mohammed phub?

wallahi let her rip

>>513703145
They belong in either an asylum or a prison. Full stop. Not interested in any opinions. Don’t care which. But not harassing people with their disgusting mental illnesses. And no thanks I will NOT tolerate them as I prefer not being abused by evil sicko’s.

And being at 100% means regular sleep schedule.

>>513707280
so tell me about these gummies, do you get a commission if i don't get them in bulk?

>>513707339
Just buy some Natrol at the dollar store.

>>513705721
Nah, you name all your meme files in similar ways. You probably saved this one somewhere too. You got some meesed up things on your mind, but I've seen you talk like nirnal people do as well. You got multiple personality disorder or dissociative identity disorder? Which ones your poison? Because you clearly kept this moniker for far too long to be a shitposter.

>>513707167
They didn’t fly any planes anywhere into anything. They are often used like trannies & poo’s are used by stronger wills and higher iQ’s for smaller shit though.

>>513707384
i named it ya aleeeeeeeeeeeeee because there already is a yaa aleeee and to attach it without confusion i doubled the amount of eeee

here's the yaa aleeeee that's the half amount, this little guy is a permanent resident

you're familiar

>>513707384
>nirnal
*normal

>>513707515
I'm losing you, man. Don't know what you're talking about in most of these threads anymore. When you first started your shitpost adventure you still had some cohesion within your words. Now, it's just sad reading your posts. But, hiw's your Armenian family? Or was it Kurdish? I can't even remember it anymore.

>>513707283
>what do you think about propet mohammed
Fuck him?
>Phub
Are you talking about the porn ban esl?
Fuck it too?

>>513707751
He's fine. Just needs some sleep and to take an honest break for a weekend.

>>513707751
my humble advice would be that you become even more consumed with who or what i am and the way i operate on this board, i really think you're onto something big here, but you really gotta apply yourself for that second wind or all this diligent work will have been for nothing

i believe in you barraddarr

>>513700494 (OP)
0/10 no tail.

>>513707803
you know, i already figured out who you are once you said natrol, right?

why are you being covert with me? are we not friendsly anymore?

>>513707483
>The didn't fly any plans.
I watched it that day, and went down to ground zero when they were still pulling bodies from the site. I can assure you they did.

>>513707958
I thought we were friendly. I'm not being covert. I am outright saying go to bed,

>>513700494 (OP)
>How do you spot a Redditor on this board
They're faggots, with faggot opinions and a faggy, whiny, castrati tone. When one appars in a thread a smell of 10000 sucked cocks manifests also.

>>513707887
>my humble advice would be that you become even more consumed with who or what i am and the way i operate on this board, i really think you're onto something big here, but you really gotta apply yourself for that second wind or all this diligent work will have been for nothing
You zeee thus, saaar? Zisss must be da mirrracclee of Krishnuuu himself. The shitposter actually wrote a coherent sentence. I shall make an allahprayer for the continuation of such behavior from you. Maybe he will even listen to me and bestow upon you some allahmercy. This is truly the mirracle of Izzleeeme!

>>513708109
Is there really much difference between a redditor and a twitter (x poster)

>>513708363
No.

>>513708191
this is
>shepherd's crook
in arabic = عصا الراعي

if your imam would put that in in the search function of allahbay.co.allah.bismallah.allah.dot.org.geocities

and select overnight shipping

he'll have one before you can

>gives allahglory to Ghrishenue
>mocks shitslam

OH NOOOO WE'RE TOO LATE

>>513708448
There are more xitter posts circulating here than the ones from reddit. Redditors at least try to conceal their nature when posting on here, but twitterfags just spam and shit up threads, like this turkflag >>513707958

>>513700494 (OP)
The IRA prisoners used to Dirty Protest by smearing shit on the walls of the jail cell. /Pol used to shit post to scare away the normies.

>>513708644
i allahready admittededed that i LOVE readdite in this post??????????????????????
>>513703214

Edit: i'll cop to having lost my cool if he'd recant having compared the palestinian genocide to clerks to when they danced in the parking lot indian style

>>513708493
>allahbay.co.allah.bismallah.allah.dot.org.geocities
Had a nice chuckle reading this. Thank you, vpn bro.

>>513700494 (OP)
leave?

>>513708644
>turkflag
Turk. He can't help it. It's in his nature.

>>513708785
>clerks to
Edit: clerks two

Edit2: sorry, my head is buzzing like in clerks when dante wasn't even supposed to be there that day

>>513708835
shut up, retard

>>513701888
Trips of keydium
>>513701950
Not on r/Israel

>>513700494 (OP)
>How do you spot a Redditor on this board?
I used to lurk imgur. You'll eventually notice when people are posting in a manner that appears to be seeking upvotes even though 4chan doesn't have them.

>>513709088
>they are not pro palestine on r/Israel

>>513708906
>sorry, my head is buzzing
This is truky the mirrracle of izzzlaame. I shall make another duuaaa for the tumor in your head to expand. Amiiinee!

>>513709111
>seeking upvotes even though 4chan doesn't have them.
WHAT

>>513709197
i know right, jibrile got me

>>513700494 (OP)
>they start their posts with "I mean,"
thats the big one. go to any random topic on there and youll see at least 3 posts that start like that.

>>513700494 (OP)
Ask them their opinion on age gaps between adults

>>513709200
>44 posts by this ID
KILL YOURSELF

>>513700494 (OP)
Would it matter? What are you going to do about it? This board has been a dumpster fire for years.

>>513700494 (OP)

Easiest tell is anyone who has Trump Derangement Syndrome is from plebbit guaranteed

>>513700494 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VK7DrT9RGZo

>>513710862
>PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is one confused tranny