Thread 513702716

Hi i am middle aged man in europe.
My life is fairly good. I have family and money(for my country im upper middle class). Main problem is my wife. I have feeling i shoud not have married her. Im last in her priority list. Thats no joke. I dont want to divorce because of wedding wows.
I want to join Ukraine military and volunteer for infantry/assault position. They will take me because i have military expierence(no real combat), know both english and russian in very good level. Good health and good physique. I dont need money, only good way out.
Would you consider this suicide? Only thing i worry i will be crippled but not dead. What do you guys think?
Before i go to Ukraine, i will gift almost all my assets to wife, if she accepts. If not she will need do inheritance stuff.
Anything else to consider?

The thing I never got is why don't people ever volunteer to help the Donbas side? The separatists needed help like since 2014 but no one ever seemed to care until the smo launched. Is it because AFU is more desperate to take people or do people who go just want to die asap? I know the propaganda has been a lot more effective on behalf of Ukraine that's for sure.

>>513702716 (OP)
You do something useful to free your own people instead of dying for slavniggers and jews.

you could just kill yourself instead of having a jewish midget do it by proxy

>>513702961
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igor_Girkin
here's your "separatist" (totally not one of many russian sleeper agents)

>>513702716 (OP)
Pussy cuck cucked and emasculated by his wife lol

>>513702716 (OP)
>I dont want to divorce because of wedding wows
it never ceases to amaze me that people like that actually exist

>>513702716 (OP)
>Only thing i worry i will be crippled but not dead.
Don't worry, droneniggers double tap.

french foreign legion but if you can't stand up to your wife I doubt you'll ever succeed in anything. also reading your post with Danko accent

>>513702716 (OP)
Grow a fucking spine and divorce.

>>513703461
Its an excuse, he just wants to avoid the confrontation and shame.

>>513703199
Eastern Ukrainians want their freedom and independence from the corrupt Kiev regime. No one hears their plight or that of the Palestinians for that matter either.

>>513702716 (OP)
>What do you guys think?
you should go for it, it's a once-in-a-lifetime chance to become an hero

>>513702961
>why don't people ever volunteer to help the Donbas side?

They do, including Americans.

>>513702716 (OP)
So you want to sacrifice yourself for a woman you don't even love/like? Are you retarded?

>I want to join Ukraine military and volunteer for infantry/assault position.

Well, why do I even ask...

>>513702716 (OP)
>Would you consider this suicide? Only thing i worry i will be crippled but not dead. What do you guys think?
Yes, you are intentionally arranging your death.

Don't get involved in this war. Your wedding vows are just that, wedding vows. Just get a divorce. It's a worldly institution and she hates you.

>>513702716 (OP)
guys.. this one seams alright - let's not kill him.

>>513704979
Artillery doesn't discriminate

>>513702716 (OP)
>Would you consider this suicide?
Yes
>What do you guys think?
I think you should go. Hopefully you have enough agonizing time to regret your decisions once the artillery strike hits your position. You clearly want a slow and painful death right? That's the only reason you're volunteering right ? To be used as fodder/distraction

I would prefer die fast. I dont mind destroying many Russians as i can before im out. I promised to clerk to never divorce wife and i want to keep that promise.

>>513705781
we will cut of your limbs and send you back to your wife.

>>513703199
>ima faggot
The glownigger liberal faggots
like to pretend
the struggle of the Russian-speaking population
is completely inorganic.
They are hoping no one knows
about the "Ukrainian" regime
abolishing the office of presidency of Crimea in 90s.
Indeed,
they are hoping people have no clue at all
about the demographics of that thing called the "Ukraine."
These people worship forced integration with niggers,
and think Russian agents
are the reason why whites don't want to vote
for "Right" wing nigger lovers anymore.

>>513702716 (OP)
>Anything else to consider?

Yes, go to reddit. You are on the wrong website.
Also consider your funeral won't be open casket.
Foreign mercenaries are often used and abused for the most dangerous tasks on the frontlines as cannon fodder to keep Ukraine soldiers safe. Bye.

>>513706253
>Also consider your funeral won't be open casket.
his funeral won't have any casket because his body will be left to rot by Ukropigs, either that or collected by russians and then subsequently the ukrainians will claim that it's not theirs so the russians will just throw it in some mass grave and forget about you

>>513705781
>ima faggot
You are helping a regime
to stay 'married' to a people
that they openly despise.
Would white nationalists in "America"
advocate for invading Mexican separatist towns on the border
to keep all the legal spicks as "American" citizens?
Of course not.
But that's what the "Ukrainian" regime is doing,
forcing millions of people they openly hate
to remain their fellow citizens
against their will.
Kill yourself at home,
you cowardly faggot.

>>513706049
take
your
тaблeтки
before
posting,
шизик.

Dont enlist because of personal problems, you just be a trouble for other serviceman, just kill yourself.

>>513702716 (OP)
>Anything else to consider?
Yes, you are fucking retard

>>513702716 (OP)
>I dont want to divorce because of wedding wows.
kek
you do realize that if you are really concerned that god is pissed because you would have broken those vowels if you divorced, god would equally be pissed of you because you lied, committed suicide via war (broke you vowels either way because you didn't stand with her)
meaning this is just retarded
just divorce fucking retard and live your life

>>513702716 (OP)
glownigger bullshit. You're just a NAFO troon probing people on Ukraine
of course you conveniently have military experience, know 2+ foreign languages while simultaneously having the most cucked reason to die in some foreign war

here's what 4chan says you should do, tranny

I did not marry in chruch and i wouldnt call myself believer to any god.

>>513702716 (OP)
LOL op is gay

>>513705781
>>513707368
you want to tell me you want to kill yourself because your wife is bad to you and can't divorce her because you promised some clerk? is this a translation problem or what fucking clerk are we talking about
a fucking clerk you can't break a promise?

>>513702716 (OP)
anyone believing this memeflag post is real should be hanged. demo slide post. OP is eglin.

>>513702716 (OP)
this post is an advertisment
whats the matter glowniggers, plebit legion died out?

>>513702716 (OP)
>Would you consider this suicide?
Yes.

>Only thing i worry i will be crippled but not dead.
70% chance to get crippled and injured, 30% chance of dead if you get deployed to a hot pocket / zone.

It's easier to just divorce your whore wife than to throw your life away. You have many girls out there that can love you, you only have one life and that's it.

>>513705781
you got some issues bub

>>513707319
rare based latvia post

>>513707525
Yes and wedding guests heard my promise too. It was clerk at local municpality who write marrriege certificate

>>513702961
because ruskis are subhuman

>>513702716 (OP)
Yeah, don’t do it dipshit.

>>513708013
kek you are ridicolous
you are concerned a state clerk who makes pieces of paper is judging you
if your wife is really such a bitch sounds like she broke her vowels already but maybe you are just weak
maybe you should bleed out on a field and think about what a weakling you are kek
but for real, just divorce and live your life instead of dying for propaganda

>>513702716 (OP)
> Im last in her priority list.
so is every man who ever got married in the history of marriage

>>513708491
>she broke her vowels
is OP married to a Czech?

>>513708708
maybe? no idea, his English is quite bad could be Czech with euro meme flag
are Czech bitches problematic? sad they are quite hot

What you need to do, for the first time in your life, is be completely selfish. Tell a few people that you know closely but are gossips that you are going there. Go there. Be deliberately ambiguous. Move like a glowie. Send off feelers from your phone and computer from throwaway email addresses to various Ukrainian organisations you have no intention of being involved with. Simultaneously to this, create an Instagram/Faceberg account that makes tributes to Ukrainian volunteers who have died

Then what you do is go to Ukraine. Do something aid or logistics related in the capital. Send your passport out to the front and then go to another country (non EU or NATO) in a clandestine manner. Report yourself as dead on the social media account you made

>>513708708
right over his head too

>>513708708
this might actually confirm he has german DNA btw.

>>513702716 (OP)
If you wanna kill yourself, might as well volunteer for the good guys and join Russia. What do you have to lose anyway? Can't be prosecuted by your government if you're dead.

>>513702716 (OP)
You're late for the meatgrinder, better get there quick if you want to die before it grinds to a halt.

>>513702716 (OP)
your 5 years late to the party bud

>>513702716 (OP)
Just go to the rope store bro. Save yourself some trouble

>>513709483
>are Czech bitches problematic?
you wrote broke her VOWELS
Czech is language famous for using very few vowels
here I am explaining a joke to a German
my lowest point today

Please don't

>>513702716 (OP)
>Anything else to consider?
Suicide

Z.

>>513702716 (OP)
What's your wife's bull opinion on this idea? No joke, you should ask him first. He loves you more than your wife.

>>513709483
Mensch, steig vom Schlauch.

>>513702716 (OP)
your 5 years late to the party bud