Thread 513703456

You will be getting on the bus.
You are getting drafted.
You will be hogtied and dragged onto the bus by force if necessary.
You will seethe as you are brought for your compulsory vacation to Fort Benning.
Sorry zoomzooms.
You're going to have to accept it though.

Every chud has got to know, that high school isn't done with them yet, the ARMY will buck break these motherfuckers

>>513703456 (OP)
we have 4 years left
get fucked

Yaaaawn

>>513703456 (OP)
Y-You didn't volunteer to fight when your draft number wasn't called? *sigh* This is for you...

>>513703456 (OP)
I'm going to be limp at all times, so they'll have to carry me. I'll piss and shit myself whenever the need arises. I will not speak to (((them))).

>>513703734
We won’t. But If they have another old man’s draft we’ll be in the rear with the gear.

>>513703734
I'm volunteering as a draft officer.

>>513703456 (OP)
Post flag filthy hook nose.
Ill die in my home with a kd of atleast 1:1 before ever being pushed into servitude for a govt that hates me and give all my tax money to pissrael.
Total kike death.
Its not going to happen.

>>513703771
Imagine caring what a hole thinks.
The fact they would consider it shouws how privelaged they are.

>>513703456 (OP)
you won't do shit

>>513703872
>I'm going to be limp at all times, so they'll have to carry me. I'll piss and shit myself whenever the need arises. I will not speak to (((them))).

Can't we tempt you with a bit of Gaza genocide, no risk to yourself?

shoot anyone trying to force you into banker wars. it is righteous self defense.

>>513704120
As much as I'd enjoy seeing a Palestinian family being butchered by my squad just for the keks of it, I will not participate in anything that benefits (((them))).

>>513704334
Yall filthy satanic kikes really need to be hanged

>>513703456 (OP)
I knew a guy who got out of Vietnam by showing up for the draft, getting on the bus to be inducted on the base, distributing Viet Cong propaganda flyers on the bus to the base and once he got to the base to be inducted, telling the drill Sargeant that he's a Communist and he can't wait to be issued a rifle so he can shoot some US officers for Communism.

They just kicked him off the base and he didn't have to serve. No dishonorable discharge because he didn't sign any papers or formally join the army, they just categorized him as a 4F/unsuitable for service or something.

>>513704095
You are getting on the bus, chud. Whether you want to or not.
Make sure you get on your knees to salute Sgt. Jeromes flag every morning like a good little draftoid.

>>513703771
I’m decking any whore that does this then instantly raping them right after

>>513703456 (OP)
No I'm not

>>513703456 (OP)
Usually I accuse memeflags of being jeets
But this time I KNOW youre Ukrainian kek
"You will pay dearly!", right?
Hahahahahahaha

>>513703456 (OP)
I'll just kill the first officer i see the second I am handed a weapon

>>513703456 (OP)
hand me a rifle and I'm shooting you

>>513707216
You won't do shit except get on the bus.
Watch Jarhead if you want a sneak preview of what it's going to be like.

>>513707094
>Usually I accuse memeflags of being jeets
>But this time I KNOW you're Ukrainian kek
This ,
OP is very likely a hohol.

>>513707349
Tell us more about your fantasies, hohol jew from Odessa Oblast.

>>513703456 (OP)
Im sure you can manhandle me onto a bus.

How are you going to make me do PT, clean guns, fold my shirts right or whatever, sign papers and generally do anything but shit on the floor?

>>513707349
Remove the memeflag, retard
2. They're at like 120% recruitment

>>513707506
>generally do anything but shit on the floor?
Is Indianmaxxing the secret meta to getting out of conscription?

>>513707463
You can tell us all about Odessa, (or Gaza, or Syria) when you come back from there with your ballsack and at least one leg blown off. I just hope the drone trickshot kino is posted here.

>>513707736
Oh you got your ballsack blown off in Odessa?
Tell us more about that please

>>513703456 (OP)
you ever see what a hunting rifle meant to instantly kill boars will do to a draft officer's face?
no of course you don't, im just asking
now that you should see
what a hunting rifle meant to instantly kill boars will do to a draft officer's face, that you should see

>>513707506
By torturing you until you comply, genius

>>513703456 (OP)
Sorry, zoomers and alphas know better. If they get put on a bus you better have goon queens hired and riding their cocks regularly or every drill sergeant is catching a bullet.

>>513703456 (OP)
They should offer a bounty for snitching on draft dodgers. If they did that I would legit quit my job and do that instead.
>zoomoid calls you a tranny, disrespects you, argues with you online, etc
>pull up his doxx, drive out to his house and report him to the feds for dodging
>watch him squeal like a pig as the MP drags him into the van
>vibe in your air conditioned Mercedes blaring "sweet dreams are made of this" as a soldier walks up to you and hands you a few grand in cold hard cash
Absolutely comfy

I've been keeping track of all the recruiters in my area. Documenting their patterns and daily schedules.

If evens, we invade china
Duplicates numbers and we nuke them

>>513703456 (OP)
what war?

>>513703456 (OP)
I just… don’t think I will. I know I know I know. It’s just that…. I’m still not dying for israel HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>513708595
Nothing ever happens.

Op is a millennial glowie who fell for Jewish tricks and he’s MAD realizing he had internet access the whole time and STILL fell for the Jewish tricks zoomers didn’t.

Instead of admitting defeat they double down on the Jew system they know is fucked and try and shame us because we want no part of it.

>>513707736
Faggot, it is literally over.
Your war mongering can stop, Eglin AFB agent.
Trump and Putin will sign a peace treaty.
You faggots lost in Ukraine, it is OVER.

Lol the government can't and wont do shit

my face when I see the draft officers 10 yo daughter

>>513703771
I'm going to smash the teeth out of any woman I see handing out white feathers. You want to fight so bad? Okay, you asked for this.

>>513703456 (OP)
Have you ever imagined what life would be like if you were blind? Like seriously thought about how your life would change if you tried to draft the wrong guy and he melted your retinas with a repurposed industrial laser?

>>513703456 (OP)
will jews be drafted???? no???
than you can sure trust me with this automatic firearm on the base and in training center... totaly not going to shoot ded my commanding officer

>>513703456 (OP)
Lmfao you won't do shit.

>>513703456 (OP)
no I'm not, but I will sign up when we start killing you

I love war and all but it's only cool when I get to butcher my enemies. If they are just going to send me to kill Israels enemies, then that's lame and gay because Israel is our enemy too. Why are we helping cunts who are sabotaging our country?

>>513708914
Everything you said is 100% true
But
Have you considered that evens and we invade canada duplicate numbers and we nuke em

>>513708043
Not while maintaining the 'we're the good guys' fascade you don't.

>>513709115
You wouldn’t do shit, pussy, and if you did the real men around would put you in the dirt.

>>513703872
the jew fears the Feign Death + sharding and farding combo

>>513709776
Why not? Ukraine demonstrated beyond any doubt that if you control the media, you can do the worst things and still be lauded as the paragon of virtue. Ever heard about manufacturing consent?

>>513703456 (OP)
I'm too fat, you literally can't carry me

>>513708426
you re a tranny basically a faggot that mutilated his dick off like some frankenstein abomination and you seek to contamlinate everyone else with your disease you dont =have a vagina but a literal wound that is tryign to close and is permanently semi infected also you re too stupdi to do anything like that most likely you ll attack children with an axe in a walmart

>>513703872
>>513704334
are you that romanian neet?

>>513709875
Lol

>>513703456 (OP)
>most zoomers are fed anti semitic propaganda on tik tok and instagram
>most zoomers are fat, weak, and full of mental illness (muh anxiety!)

Zoomers are the most worthless generation in history. They deserve to be replaced with mexicans and indians.

>>513703456 (OP)
If they do this to make you fight in an unjust war or against your own people it is your moral duty to kill the ones oppressing you

>>513703456 (OP)
You didn't disarm the silent majority though, The posters here are a minority. The average person has allowed for alot of bullshit, yes, but not being pulled off the street. Even the most putrid progressive leftist would not want to go. You aren't sending officers into the mexican gang ruled hoods, the black gang filled hoods, Martha's Vineyard, Wallstreet, or some flyover state city full of armed hicks. No one is dying for Israel like that. MAYBE if you starve them out with economic crash and offer service as a food source, but that is one of 3 ways, and the only ways, you can force goyim to die, Ranjeesh.

Does the military even want these people anymore? Seems like they want people with STEM degrees and medical degrees more so than NEETs. Recruitment for the AF and Navy is more of a priority too and those branches want technical people.

>>513703456 (OP)
in your dreams pajeet
that's never ever happening,if they try it will make Vietnam look like a volunteer charity


lol imagine trying to make modern Americans go to war unwillingly???? "they don't want to work for peanuts!!" but you'll just drag them to Iran?

you getting shot faggot,and once the war is over I'll walk
don't believe me? look into fragging in nam, people killing their superiors and walk free 2-3 years later with no record

get fucked

>>513710000
Well gould luck with all that. If you enslave me, I'm blasting the first officer I see as soon as i get a weapon.

Failing that, I'll just repeatedly crush my finger in the closing bolt of my weapon because I'm clumsy as shit.

But it's all moot, my country can't even clothe and house a small volunteer army, and the federal police don't even want to process a gun confiscation because of the logistics (and risk).
A mass draft is logistically impossible.

>>513709314
remember that crazy ass psycho guy in alaska who was posting videos and images of him using home made lasers and threatening to blind glowniggers with them? i think his trip was laser anon or some shit. interesting fellow he was. i wonder how many bears or rare exotic wild life he managed to disable

>>513703456 (OP)
Post this shit on /b/eaners where the average age is 15-19

>>513710660
Not even the US Military would touch those degens unless it was to strap them to something they are firing into the sun. Nothing of value etc...

>>513703456 (OP)
Won't be the first or last either. Funny how we think that war is something that "will never happen to us" when ther hasn't been a day with worldwide peace sins the beginning of times. Always som madafaghas wanting the recourse the other madafaghas have. And behind "our god" it's justified to kill others. We say it's for that religion thing sometimes but it's always about land and recourses

It happens. Hopefully i can get in the propaganda department as I've been working on dances to help break down draftee resistance.

>>513703456 (OP)
Inorganic forced memes stick out like a blind cobblers thumb here

>>513709115
Calm down there, cel saga ass nigga.

>>513703456 (OP)
>You are getting drafted.
I am 41.
Have fun, zoomies.

>>513711206
She's 18 so it's OK to trap her inside my foreskin and steal her power.

>>513711241
In Ukraine they're drafting up to 65. Won't happen though because Russia and China have nukes and grunts with guns aren't really useful against nuclear powers

>>513708488
Unfathomably based.

>>513711453
Get real.

>>513703456 (OP)
You're not getting drafted. You're going to have a far worse fate, Chuddy. ICE (Incel Chud Enforcement) will be kicking down your mother's door, dragging you away from that computer screen, and SENDING you to work!

>>513711512
>Googles "friendly fire casualties" repeatedly as the draft officers knock on my door
Believe me when I say I won't be drafted.

>>513711564
>SENDING you to work
In the frontlines

>>513703456 (OP)
Total Kike Death Heals the World

“And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say goodbye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there, in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door, and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose, and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand? … The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin’s thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt! If. … If. … We didn’t love freedom enough. And even more - we had no awareness of the real situation. … We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.”
― Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago

they will be using the 175 billion ICE endowment to enforce the draft for the war in iran and deport anti semites/draft dodgers

>>513708488
Very based Ivan, nice.

>>513708488
>gets drafted into the navy

>>513703456 (OP)
I am obedient and can be trusted with firearms.

>>513703456 (OP)
Nope, still killing officers, still sabotaging. Mutts have to protect me and fight. But funny image, since that's how it works usually in reality. No one of them would really resist, so they are fine. Not my problem.

>>513705700
based

>>513703456 (OP)
you'd think men would be more willing to help protect Israel form Palestinian atrocities

>>513703456 (OP)
No social contract, no draft

>>513703456 (OP)
Already did basic at Benning, 21 summers ago. Come for me this time and I'll shoot with the weapon I was trained on at Benning.

>>513703456 (OP)
>zoomzooms
>is such an oldfag he doesn't know zoom zooms are aging out of the draft
Grandpa, do you need help logging into Facebook?