Lemonmoder
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8/22/2025, 3:20:40 PM
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My coworker is the most Jewish Christian ever
And I don’t mean he’s a messianic Jew, he identifies himself as a Christian but in a way that makes me extremely uncomfortable. I’m not a great Catholic, I sin a lot and I know it, but he takes it a step farther. It’s not even blasphemy, it feels like… demonic desu.
He’ll refer to God as a woman like routinely, got like red in the face angry when I said Jews killed Jesus (“IT WAS ROMANS AND DONT YOU DARE SAY OTHERWISE!”), non binary and overweight of course, doesn’t take the Eucharist (like not even the Protestant version), his pastor is a woman, ran a booth for his church at pride, CONSTANTLY talks about Israel
And he’s always critiquing my faith in ways I’m not used to. Like I always see people getting weirded out by our saints. But he like unironically cringes whenever I refer to God as Him, hates the idea of confession in general, and for some reason REALLY hates our focus on the crucifixion
Also I should note that he’s non binary, has literal blue hair, overweight, “disabled” (just lazy and wants to use a wheelchair), and thinks he’s actually Jewish but is unsure because his mom fucked so many men she lost track (also pic isn’t him, random stock photo)
He’ll refer to God as a woman like routinely, got like red in the face angry when I said Jews killed Jesus (“IT WAS ROMANS AND DONT YOU DARE SAY OTHERWISE!”), non binary and overweight of course, doesn’t take the Eucharist (like not even the Protestant version), his pastor is a woman, ran a booth for his church at pride, CONSTANTLY talks about Israel
And he’s always critiquing my faith in ways I’m not used to. Like I always see people getting weirded out by our saints. But he like unironically cringes whenever I refer to God as Him, hates the idea of confession in general, and for some reason REALLY hates our focus on the crucifixion
Also I should note that he’s non binary, has literal blue hair, overweight, “disabled” (just lazy and wants to use a wheelchair), and thinks he’s actually Jewish but is unsure because his mom fucked so many men she lost track (also pic isn’t him, random stock photo)