Thread 513715036

I am saddened to bring you this news. I believe he was unfairly grouped in with people like Cyraxx who is a pedo. Cobes was not a pedo. I want to know the cause of death. I think there is a real possibility that his ex gf killed him. It's also possible Clint killed him. If Clint has a life insurance policy on him, then it was him. I'm legit sad. RIP Cobra! Love you man!

Literally who

who?

NLA poisoned him.
RIP KING COBRA JFS

>>513717553
Either her or Clint. If Clint had kid insurance on him, he did it. His last video he was in so much pain he couldn't lay down. Someone did poison him it seems. I'm gonna miss his vids. Anytime I felt bad about myself I could watch him and get a laugh and feel better about myself. RIP Cobra!

>>513715036 (OP)
Bogbrew killed him

>>513715036 (OP)
Thought Varg killed this guy over 30 years ago.

>>513717819
> His last video he was in so much pain he couldn't lay down

he did say "Praise Satan" which I found a bit funny, I guess its just the edgy shit his kid said

well, we are all going to die anyway

He ate a bag of Wendy’s fast food that was lying in the sun for three days a week ago or so. He then came on saying liquid was spewing out of every hole in his body. He continued drinking cheap hard liquor through all of that. I’m going guess the cause of death is complications of alcoholism. Food poisoning wouldn’t have taken him out if he already wasn’t in shit health. Probably some heart failure going on too. He ate massive amounts of salty goy slop on top of drinking. Some days his head looked so swollen it looked like he’d been stung by a hive of bees.

NAL sent him toxic rain lily seeds in her "care" package in a video she posted 8 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdpX8a2Cq9U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUXGKyhdGUs

Rest in power Cobes

>>513718404
That was awhile ago. I don't think that's why got him.

>>513715036 (OP)
can't believe cobes is dead man what the fuck.... i thought you guys were joking, you're always joking.. im actually depressed about this, he was a goofy dude but of all the lolcows you guys put a spotlight on he was one of the good ones that didn't do anything wrong, he was a weird guy and thats it no freakshow skeletons or anything like that just a little too much of a drinking problem and the abominations he made in the kitchen, fuck man...

>>513718723
Same dude. I was hoping it was fake. When I found out it wasn't j legit got depressed. I even texted my wife. She knows how much I like to watch Cobra. It's so sad. No more vids. I hope Clint doesn't delete it all. That would be so messed up. I pray someone backs it all up.

>>513718069
lol no.. but I bet his diet did

May he Rest In Peace.

i remember when he was living at home, shittily playing guitar and having his videos interrupted because he didn't do the dishes and he was kinda hopeful about job corps

>>513717819
>Someone did poison him it seems
Yeah, it was himself you dumb nigger. Do you even watch him?

>>513715036 (OP)
F.
Why do all the based people die...
Did he seriously die from food poisoning?

when he did he video saying he couldn't lie down due to the pain in his side (a few months ago?) i knew that was it, i didn't think he'd survive the year

Vaxx status?

>>513719455
>Did he seriously die from food poisoning?
this?

RIP

>>513718622
Yeah, I don’t either. I think it was probably alcoholism and shitty eating that weakened his heart.

Untreated food poisoning.
I never a-logged this bloke so I am not up on any of the lore whatsoever. All I know is that he was a lolcow of some sort.

>>513718723
Its alright now you can hyperfocus on goutboi.

>>513719643
He didn't get it but the way he lived it wouldn't have really matter anyway

died exactly one month after ozzy
all things considered maybe for the best

>>513715154
>>513715797
He was more important and influential than Nick Fuentes, desTINY, Asmongold, Hasan Piker, or any other gay retarded e-celeb whose kbob you'd rather slobber combined

>>513720128
gonna have to get absolutely sauced with some drink combo for our boy, haven't drank in a while but its a special occasion

>>513720566
All I have are Smirnoff cans. Cant hit up the liquor store today.

>>513720507
Still not important as RTU.

>>513715036 (OP)
that's so goth, TMDWU TOOBZ

I thought was a joke at first but just jewgle it, he's really dead at 34. I knew it was coming but damn that was fast

>>513715036 (OP)
whoms't?

>>513721244
Same initial reaction I had when Ozzy died. I saw it in some thread somehwere (it was either on here or some other forum in swedish) and I thought it was just another one of those hoaxes you know like those youtube AI slop clickbait like "10 minutes ago we got the devastating news...." but it turned it was real.
This year sucks. Can it end faster please.

>>513721446
some lolcow

Cobra wand investment coming in nicely TMDWU

>>513721728
>Ozzy
is like that guy pull through only to have his last concert..

>>513722052
is eggman-womans still alive?

>>513722964
yea

>>513722964
Yes, he's mostly active on Mumkey's various youtube channels now that Bigs has a wife and a career.

fucking faggot redditors killed our boy cobes, as if i needed another reason to hate reddit fucking pieces of shit.

>>513724266
Cobes did himself in

>>513724689
those fucking faggots over at snark constantly harrassing him with the police, sending him shit to his door day and night those fucking faggots did this, god i fucking hate redditors so fucking much man.

>>513724833
This place ain't no better. Responsible for thousands of murders.

New Tophiachu vid

https://youtu.be/VliiAUKisaM

>>513725110
go fuck yourself you fucking faggot, stop replying to me and fuck off.

>>513725195
Not a faggot. Will continue to reply to you. You can go cry about it.

>>513715036 (OP)
>KingCobraJFS
https://x.com/SlackerBluePod/status/1958890227763703832

his dad is ripped

>>513725178
Is this the same woman who made herself and the rest of her family homeless and then gambled away her own brothers funeral fund or some shit?

>>513725383
those fucking redditors sending him alcohol to his fucking door everyday are scumbags calling the fucking cops on him for bullshit, no father should have to bury their son.

>>513718069
Varg is a BBC cuck, Cobes already won on that front even if he literally died

im buying a bar of Tactical Soap in his honor. the dood took his insistence of the stuff to the grave

>>513715036 (OP)
Was hoping he'd get some professional help and turn his life around. I'm assuming Ozzy Osbourne's death hit him pretty hard too. RIP dude. I hope you can find peace, wherever you are.

Remember though, thse happen in threes. First that French streamer, now KingCobra. Someone send bodyguards to Chris-chan's place. Pamperchu too.

>>513725469
Yes. Brotherchu had FREE DIDDY spray painted on his car.

>>513725728
>Someone send bodyguards to Chris-chan's place. Pamperchu too.
LOL no. The faster niggers like Andy Ditch die, the better.

>>513715036 (OP)
Who?

All the lolcows are gone

Wings: Lexapro’d

Boogie: not funny anymore

Jahans: left the internet years ag

Lowtiergod: I don’t count him he’s too high functioning

All that’s left is DSP

>>513725745
>>513725745
>Brotherchu had FREE DIDDY spray painted on his car
Is that the dead brother whose funeral fund she embessled? If so I can only say they all seem to deserve each other I guess.

>>513725911
You forgot the gunt and styx.

>>513723925
>>513724055
eggman is so retro man.. I don't have time for k*wi and such

>>513725838
You are without humanity. You have forfeit something you do not yet know the value of. Good luck.

>>513715036 (OP)
RIP.
that was the last sexy gothic bad boy I HAAAAAAAAAAD

>>513726123
both are here rn you know.. man esp styx he picked up on so much of my greenland poasting from here..

styx if you are here.. god damnit man..

Tonight on LOLcow live!

>>513726123
>the gunt
Lucky to still be alive.
>and styx
He'll live to be 80.

>>513725976
True. It hits a little close to home.

>>513726172
>You are without humanity
Whaddyahmean?

>Teary father crying about MUH BULLYING
I don't get how these fucking retards never learn to not put all your shit online for the world to see.

>>513726123
styx and the gunt aren't lolcows as these others though I grant them this..

and not I don't watch either.. used to styx but that was 8 years ago... when varg was still making videos on yt

you know it's a great thread when top goy has the most posts

I have no idea who the fuck this is but how much was he drinking to die in his mid 30's?

>>513726583
If youre talking about me then you better be planning your weekend away from 4cuck since you seem to be obsessed with some random nigga who is infinitely above you.

>>513715036 (OP)
R.I.P. King, tonight we drink. Say hy to ozzy O7

>>513727368
Be sure to go to the casino!

>>513715036 (OP)
I wish Nick Rekieta had died instead. There is a special spot in hell for men who ruin their families. Let alone the fact that he costed us Anime Gamer Gate.

>>513727906
SUFFAH BALLDO

>>513715036 (OP)
What exactly did he do that warranted him lolcow status?

>>513715036 (OP)
I always saw this weird dude posted here, but never watched him.. quick rundown??

>>513726567
>styx and the gunt aren't lolcows
Have you been living under a rock since 2020?

>>513728062
The fate of all NEETs.

>>513728100
Styx is the voice of your generation and is an absolutely necessary source of news.

>>513715036 (OP)
he couldn't live on without ozzy

>>513726567
Styx is 100% a lolcow lmao
>ahooyy mateys its time for an inpromptu alcohol nap

Feels bizarre to see people talking fondly about this guy. Stop consuming this type of depression hopelessness content. It is doing bad things to you that you are not aware of

His dad's video made me sad in multiple ways. His dad failed him. Seeing his onions genx dad with toys around in the background and shit makes me wonder why his whole life wasn't trying to help his son. I understand that some people can't be helped but nobody ends up like they guy without help

Drank himself to death at 34, that is so sad. I genuinely feel sad for the loss of him despite his apparent uselessness. His dad saying he couldn't even kill insects showed a good heart.

>>513722052
Eggy will be next, I give him a year

Well it's a sad state of society where these people become famous from us watching and enjoying them suffer

>>513728161
No. Just no. Stop talking to me.

>>513726567
where were you when he groped his craiglist gf and got arrested?

>>513728234
>ahooyy mateys its time for an inpromptu alcohol nap
kek

>>513728197
Can anyone?

/b/ has a Cobra sticky
That's how much respect is on this man's name
See ya Space Cowboy

>>513715036 (OP)
better not die BOY

>>513728387
don't say that man. I fucking love eggy too much. hes my favorite rapper

>>513728007
Step 1 - Put your entire weirdo life on the internet for everyone to see
Step 2 - Keep doing it
Step 3 - ?????
Step 4 - Profit.

I'm tempted to go write a eulogy on the farms if it's up right now. Unlike most lolcows there was hope for Cobes, he wasn't a bad person.

>>513725911
big lenny died and jason genova left the inernet

>>513728462
The shit with donating to people to watch them self destruct needs to be a crime

The world is becoming so, so sad man.

>>513728916
kiwifag, kys

>>513728962
He fuckin died???? I missed that FUCK. He was in insanely bad shape looked like organ failure and dementia

Sweet release

I first encountered Josh maybe 7 or 8 years ago.
I remember trying to give him some advice for how to ignore the bullies.
He called me a troll. kek
I watched the compilations probably up until 2022 and then got on with my life.
Its a shame he ended up as bad as he did and died. I hope the trolls and bullies feel the mammoth guilt and shame on their souls every day of their lives going forward. They were relentless and cruel.
Josh was a weird little dude but harmless. He should've been our jester not our punching bag.

>>513726748
hard to say but he was drunk seemingly 24/7 and ever time he streamed he drank at least a bottle if not more

>>513729119
Trolls and bullies didn't kill him. His poor lifestyle choices did.
And there wouldn't have been any trolls or bullies if he hadn't insisted on putting his life on the fucking internet, something you kids never seem to understand.

Should have been cyraxx. He was the only lolcow that wasn't a total selfish piece of shit. Crazy that he's trending on Twitter now. Had no idea normalfags knew about Cobes.

>cheated on his girlfriend in a threesome with a pregnant woman whom he paid a cigarette
charming lad

>>513728689
made me tear up when i realized the mods stickied it

>>513729204
He was a retarded man with compulsion and defiance issues.
You can't tell me that if the environment around him, i.e internet trolls coming into his physical reality, wasn't a contributing factor in the exacerbation of his poor lifestyle choices.
If someone is showing signs of substance abuse and you send them a few bottles of vodka and some cans of duster just to get some lols from watching a retarded man write himself off then you are a monster and contributed to his death. That's what his bullies were doing constantly for years.

>>513729204
Humans beings are social animals, you are effectively blaming a weak person for getting killed by a bug/exploit that exists in the software. If he had not been relentlessly bullied as a youth he would have likely ended up different.

>>513729279
He's trending on your Twitter genius.

>>513729554
>>513729556
99,99999% of lolcows would not have existed if someone in their family had forced them off the fucking internet.

>>513729626
Indeed. My family would be internet famous if smartphones were around in the early 90s.

This cant be happening! What are we going to do now?

>>513715036 (OP)

Was he Seth Rich'd? What dirt did he have on the elites?

>>513729871
Watch another 'cow.

>>513729811
As would mine.

He was so young, his whole life ahead of him...

>>513729626
I agree. Its a combination of factors ultimately.
If someone had got him treatment and he just switched off the internet his issues would've been local.
He would've been a regular retard, a job at a fast food place, binge drinker but not hardcore bottle of booze a day alcoholic, terrible diet. etc.
He was going to die early but I think if there wasn't the constant bullying, the constant flow of booze & duster and the constant spiral of shame and embarrassment that fueled the cycle he would still be here.

>>513715036 (OP)
i wonder why his organs got fucked, this is him 11days ago, lately he drank everclear with orange juice

>>513727805
Blade's not dead yet

>>513730043
People are cruel and that's a fact you can't get away from. But you can minimize the damage by not putting your every fucking quirk out there for everyone to see. You can move away.

>>513730123
Thats fucked. Did he lose his leg or something?

>>513729626
Yes I agree which is why I said it's a software bug because not using the internet also makes the man abjectly lonely and wanting to suicide from loneliness

He felt like he had friends and he felt like people liked his shitty art. Maybe it's a bit dark but why did this guy need to live 60+ years? If you asked him he's probably ok with this outcome

>>513730247
His legs are still miraculously hanging on somehow
I think he's managed to stay sober recently while working as his mother's caretaker

>>513730433
Its funny hearing Blade brought up in old Wings/Keemstar content.

Is there a Obit for Cobes? What town was he from? Casper?

>>513730607
Yep. Casper, WY.

>>513730082
did anybody ever see him drink just water?

That "mead" shit he was doing was an absolute deathtrap. I thought he'd be dead within the month. It's honestly mind boggling how he hang on for so long.

I knew he was going to check out in a way like he did, food poisoning or alcohol poisoning, its sad, whoever was door dashing him bottles of hard liquor for the lulz, truly should rethink your actions.

>>513719540
That was 3 days ago

>>513720128
3 hours late but who is goutboi?

>>513732542
could've sworn he said that in a video before that atleast a few weeks old

>>513734363
DarkSydePhil.

>>513731206
Nah, I can’t honestly say I’ve seen him drink water. He would drink and huff until he blacked out and then rinse and repeat. I don’t recall him ever eating a balanced, healthy meal either. He would drink hard liquor all day and eat his wild “hacks” or some variant of fast food.

https://youtu.be/6__eq2-JZck

Its getting hard to breathe...

Cyraxx just had a tribute concert for Cobes

https://youtu.be/NKZkJhlJMcI

>>513728387
This is too sad

>>513715036 (OP)
Terrible. The way he felt like feeling like shit right beforehand too I felt like that maybe a week ago.

Reminder: Cobes was getting laid, you have no excuse.

>>513718723
always reminded me of guys in their 20s i'd hang out with as a teen before the internet ruined everything. Like unmedicated alt-trailer trash with a golden heart. RIP, brother.

>>513729166
This guy was a sub human and is probably glad he doesn’t have to suffer anymore

>>513729279
Was just thinking to myself that 'raxx is definitely gonna make a video grifting off Cobes' death, and wouldn't you know it that's exactly what he did. Comically shitty human being.

>>513739168
Every YouTube video dedicated to Cobes has at least one “it should’ve been cyraxx” in the comment section

>>513715036 (OP)
Who the fuck is this guy? I've never heard of him before.

>>513739376
Homeless arc soon
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9-7JMo0DBqw

>>513737687
>used to have friends like this, and grew up in a trailer park
>fun losers but drank and did drugs all the time
>fun when I was 18, then stopped hanging with them at 25, now I’m 40 and most of those guys are dead
I truly feel for these guys but they create their own problems. I’m also gay and have gay sex, with gay men. These men are 100% homothugs and are as sweet as a sugarplum. They love to spread open my tight bussy with their massive, grithy_thick, long black cocks. One time I got DP’d by some ghetto big dicks and my asshole tore. They came inside my ass and it just spewed thick cum and I farted it out on my way home ruining my undies with blood, poop and cumz. Mg favorite is. Trans princess from Colombia, she’s thick and T H I CC with some big boobies, big ass and a girthy cock that stretches me nice and good. Problem is, she fucked my gf so good, she left me and my gf didn’t think I was a man anymore after making cummies while getting plowed and unironically the ahego face. God I’m so gay and lonely.

>>513737011
his lay got him evicted from his apartment and then poisoned him to death you stupid ass cumbrain

>>513728387
where is eggman streaming these days

>finally gets a girlfriend
>dies the same year the whore broke his heart
many such cases.

Rip tactical soap bro
>>513728708
Fed post redacted is the ultimate fall/halloween banger

>>513717819
He poisoned himself by consuming all the booze and slop discord troons would doordash to his place

>>513720507
who, who, who, who and who??? holy fuck you must be one hell of a faggot to follow all this teenager shit. mind boggling.

>>513740308
why did trannys hate him so much?

>>513715036 (OP)
Wha....?! RIP, you magnificent bastard.

>>513715036 (OP)
Who gives a shit? Who is this person? You do realize nobody gives a cunt's fuck about this. Go back to Kiwifarms you fucking queer.

>is sent poisonous rain lilly seeds to consume
>dies
He was murdered, his final video is him dying.


https://youtu.be/UdpX8a2Cq9U?si=7egj6H5Rtl3qdFE7&t=51

>>513715036 (OP)
Rest in Peace, King

>>513719643
Vaxx would have died if injected into him.

>>513740599
sucks he suffered horribly in his final video, cobes wasn't one to complain about pain.

>>513740599
Fascinating

>>513740599
I hope this psychopathic bitch gets locked up.

>>513725911
>>513726378
>>513726567
joey creampie merllino, jeff nadu & hootie are the new lolcows. all of mobtube has high lolcow potential

>>513715036 (OP)
Poor guy finally managed to drink himself to death. It's crazy how suddenly it can happen. F

>>513715036 (OP)
RIP to an absolute legend. Someone from /brit/pol tell that faggot Godwinson he is obligated to send off a bona fide King of the Sewer.
>>513720507
Only among autists, you autistic bastard. He's nowhere near as influential as any of those people.

>>513717553
Idk who any of these people are, but what proof do you have that she poisoned him?

>>513715036 (OP)
Who is he, the lolcow that would make his own alcohol by fermenting shit in nasty conditions?

>>513742339
Zero proof other than NAL was a nut and she uploaded a video of her sending Cobes a “care package”. It sounds like he his pancreas might’ve failed due to excessive, prolonged drinking. I doubt it was liver failure.

>>513742556
Damn.

Thanks for the reply. I've seen a bit, it's really a wakeup call to stop drinking and to eat better.

>>513742443
yep it's this guy, when's the chubbyemu video on him going to come out?

>>513715036 (OP)
Goodnight sweet bogprince. And flights of of-age big titty goth angels song thee to thy heavenly clocktower dreamhouse.
Fuck sickos

>>513725911
Fuck I miss jahans. Esoteric jahanism was pure kino. He ragequit the internet hard though. Shame as jahans was an s-tier cow. I think he's in America now (judging by the last ever posted video)

>>513742791
>>513743023
>bogprince
What?
>And flights of of-age big titty goth angels song thee to thy
What

>>513715036 (OP)
suicide?

>>513743171
You are ignorant of both shakespeare and cobraverse lore it seems

>>513742339
She's a mentally unstable witch who sent him a "care package" full of edible snacks, and then threw in baggies of 2 types of extremely poisonous flower seeds despite the fact that Cobes isn't a gardener. Probably was banking on him thinking that they were edible like sunflower seeds or psychoactive like morning glory seeds and consuming them

>>513740322
You need to be up-to-date with the movers and shakers of your generation.

>>513743324
Correct.

My first introduction to this guy was an Internet friend who's profile picture was this guy with two swords
I went through weeks of trauma wandering just who the people I were friends with actually were

Then I saw a picture posted here of this guy, and thought some asshole was posting pics of my Internet friend
I reached out to him and still haven't heard back. I think they were from the same state. It's been a couple months , so I'm still waiting to see if my friend is dead now. I might have been friends with guy

>>513739897
Doesn't stream anymore because of retarded discordtrannies causing drama but you can watch his old streams on rumble @Egg White.

>>513743344
Jfc

Why would she do that though

>>513740322
Don't lie you little zoomer nigger I know you pay for twitch subs to half of those faggots

>>513715036 (OP)
cobrabros..... not like this....
fuck man, he was only 34.

RIP. Man I'm 33 and sobered up 2 years ago. I was heavy 1l bottle a day for 8 years & chainsmoking weed. Still enjoy a spliff but not so much. I started getting all sorts of problems and I know if I hasn't cut it out when i did I wouldn't be here now. Alcohol addiction is fucking crazy bro. You don't know if you ain't been there, what helped me was scaring myself about all the bad shit like wet brain etc. Let alone the organ failure and shit, it takes years of feeling hopeless before anything clicks. Lost all my friends and destroyed relationships. Its sad but some people just don't make it out in time

>>513715036 (OP)
im glad hes dead. his corpse was already half rotten and decaying before they even put it in the ground. rest in piss you dumb retard.

>>513715036 (OP)
His dad’s video made me cry like a bitch, heartbreaking that he passed when absolute pieces of shit like Andrew ditch will make it to their 70s. I’ve followed cobes since 2017, gonna miss him toobz.

>>513744920
do not laugh as the hearse goes by for you may be the next to die

I posted this in another thread, but cobes had a strength in himself that we can all aspire to. He really, truly lived his life how he wanted, despite having everything stacked against him. It was tragedy after pain, circumstance after circumstance, and he never lost sight of who he was. Never gave a single concession to life's hurdles and lived his life doing what he wanted, fuck everything else. I wouldn't have been able to persist in his shoes. RIP you gothic madman wand wizard, I'm getting drunk tonight in your honor.

>>513740599
were they actually sent with consumption as their intent?
telling someone to eat that is like poisoning them with datura and another poisonous flower simultaneously.
someone should go to prison if that story is true.

>>513745398
>were they actually sent with consumption as their intent?
Yup, and god knows what was in the other bag labelled "tobacco" for him to smoke.

>>513744772
Yeah, I went down that same path, sans weed. I’ve lost jobs and destroyed relationships over my love for booze. My girlfriend of 6 years pulled the cord over my constant partying and drunken antics. Several arrests later and a loss of my license, I realized that my drinking was going to land me in jail. Switched to beer and life has definitely been more relaxed. Ultimately I want to quit, but it’s easier said than done.

So fucking sad bros... Just imagining our little gothic wizard going to sleep in pain and never waking up breaks my heart.
I'm going to miss him

>>513745102
>i aspire to be a literal retarded person who could barely function and died like a rat in a gutter

holy shit you people are pathetic.

>>513745509
im watching that video of her sending the care package, and while it doesnt appear that she explicitly intended for him to consume those, we cant be sure without the autopsy and tox report.
i hope he didnt, and that the death was just food poisoning like some are alleging.
who is this queen cobra? a fan, a crazy ex?

i only ask because i grow poisonous flowers for their seeds, but i am not stupid enough to eat them willy nilly, let alone feed them to people

>>513715036 (OP)
Imagine being this grandiose as a literal fugly fish-faced downy retard.
Good fucking riddance.

>>513745570
you've done great strides just cutting down so far brother. For me it was a gradual thing too. you kinda need to do help rid the physical dependence better, spirits get your body hooked like nothing else. in due time you'll find the strength, I can't really say what happened with me. Sickness and health problems started getting too much but something inside me clicked to pull the plug. The first couple of weeks are hellish. It gets easier after then, and then it just keeps on building

>>513745918
she's his ex and she's absolutely psycho and capable of doing such an evil thing.
She mentions in the video there is a letter for Josh that she will not be reading for the video which is strange because usually she is extremely open with sharing these things.
There's a solid chance she sent him poison seeds and wrote a letter saying "if you eat these, they get you high" or something knowing he will try anything that gets you high i.e. a fan sending him duster and getting him addicted to it.

>>513745986
*you kinda need to taper to help rid the physical dependence, fucked that sentence up kek

He looks familiar. Is he one of the dipshits who Harmful Opinions keeps watching?

>>513721446
reddit please fuck off

>>513746015
cant wait to see the tox report.
she does look fucking nuts by the way.
another red flag is talking to your ex, without having children w/ one another to give you the reason to.

>>513715036 (OP)
FFFFF
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CUFWOLQN7j0

>>513745633
Thanks anon, I'll note that you gloated over this poor guy's death when your time comes.

>>513745918
>i grow poisonous flowers for their seeds
What are you, a terrorist or something?

>>513746205
Autopsy is happening today or tomorrow, lead detective is working with the coroner and has been tipped off about the poison seeds thing.
If NAL did kill Josh, they will find out. NAL already has a reputation with her local police department so they are taking the tips seriously.
If that evil bitch actually did this....I hope she rots.

>>513740826
>>513740599
Wait she sent him some seeds and he consumed them and you're saying she poisoned him?

dude a girl, any girl no matter how psycho, sending seeds that are clearly labeled seeds is like "hey you loser plant some flowers" at the worst. if she'd labeled them 'snack seeds' it would be poisoning.

Did this guy just literally consume everything people sent him?

>>513745633
retards like this can't understand the appeal of cobes. he was the most exaggerated version of someone who was born with almost the entire deck stacked against him, but still managed to be genuine, despite constant harassment, in an age which heavily rewards disingenuousness and basedfacing for the topic of the day (e.g. the faggot "Mr Beast").
the predditors who understood his mental limitations yet still sent him liters of vodka need to be dealt with. It's a delayed version of swatting someone but with the same malicious intent to bring about their demise.
F forcobes

>>513746015
>and wrote a letter saying "if you eat these, they get you high" or something
That's stupid, not nuts
Because if the letter is present and the tox report comes back positive, them it's open and closed 1st degree homicide

>>513746389
no, they are medicinal, and for me alone. dont you screw around with them out of curiosity though. you can literally die if you mess up/dont know what youre doing.

>>513746464
his symptoms match with galantamine overdose. hopefully she gets the chair if he died from those seeds.

>>513745918
It's pretty

>>513746057
Yeah, that’s what I did with the beers. I quit hard liquor completely. I was averaging 15-18 beers a night just earlier this year. Now I purchase a single 12 pack of light beer and stick to that. Eventually I’ll cut down to a 6 pack.

>>513715036 (OP)
He killed himself because Ozzy was his idol. He had nothing to live for anymore.

>>513746769
the smell is out of this world good too.
datura flowers only last 24 hours once bloomed, so its always exciting when one starts the process.

>>513719736
Probably. He made homemade alcohol in an unsanitary way and people always commented about how he would get botchulism.

>>513746790
that's great anon. Laying off the hard stuff and trying to moderate is as good as it gets. I have accepted that I will always want wine and beer, being completely sober just sucks

>>513745918
Lotus = Lilith

Did never went into the chat lore and drama, would occasioally just watch some past streams, ngl my favorite was the gender rants, when I was not in the mood to watch movies or documentaries and I don't play video games.
Anyway was never much into all the lore, but those gender rants were somenthing else, and would put me to sleepy like a baby.

>>513728234
>Styx is 100% a lolcow lmao
Nah, doesn't do dumb enough shit or act out enough to be lulcow material
Back when he got arrested and that baby-mama-drama, maybe, but the dude is too boring otherwise

>>513747750
Thats the thing of it yootoob

>>513747708
im fond of egyptian blue water lily tincture.
its literally inner peace in a bottle, but makes you tired the next day.
the lucid dreams you can get from it are crazy too

>>513746761
>his symptoms match with galantamine overdose. hopefully she gets the chair if he died from those seeds.
Agreed.
I've been watching cobes for over a decade.
Some are saying
>well he was drinking a lot of cheap vodka every day since ozzy died.
Yeah and I've seen him eat cat food, watched his teeth rot out, watched him eat maggoty burritos, and drink way more alcohol than he has drank in the past few days.
Something was off...my gut is telling me he really was poisoned by Jessica.
Even josh, as much as he liked to drink, would take a day or two off from drinking if he overdid it.
We've seen him fall over and go feral on his own hat while drunk.
The past few days he's been drinking a bit, yeah, but not at the levels we have seen.
I doubt his liver just "gave out" all of a sudden like this.
Also he reviewed the cheetos NAL sent him with the poison seed package a day or two before he died, confirming he DID get the package.

>>513747924
The Egyptians used to soak it in wine and drink it to achieve ecstasy.

>>513715036 (OP)

>bald alcoholic metalhead dies
>/pol/ loses its mind

the absolute state of millennials and I’m one of you fucks

>>513747023
salute o7 rest in power cobes

Can't wait for the turkey tom 4 hour video essay. Loved his essay on Bossmanjack

>>513745918
is that datura? if so why are you growing it? most seem to have an exceptionally negative reaction.

>>513748049
we are all KingCobra JFS, it resonates on a spiritual level d00t

>>513748049
Watch this. You will regret your post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvhchxHUCA0

At first I was sad about this but now I'm mad as hell. He posted a video describing the symptoms of Appendicitis. Nobody could get him an ambulance? All those trolls that sent cops to do welfare checks and when he really needs it no one could send an ambulance?

I've had appendicitis and it's no joke. I couldn't even sleep with the stomach pain and I could have died too if I didn't go to the ER. I should have even tried to get Cobra an ambulance. Maybe people did try and Casper PD just assumed it was another troll. Just sad an internet superstar with thousands of fans and even that couldn't save him.

>>513718404
Honestly probably just lure dehydration got him. Dehydration caused the blood thickening then heart attack. After a certain point your body starts rejecting water and you need an IV.

>>513715154
Looks like a goblin of some sort. Or one of the garbage pail kids from the old movie

>>513748240
Some people have no soul

>>513748071
Turkey Tom is a destiny cum slurping faggot.

>>513748248
All his kiwifarms fans just want to harass him like all kiwitrannies. Remember Isabella Janke, the daughter of a glownigger with a cat shit fetish? Trying to get christ chan to molest his mom so she could blackmail him into suicide?

Josh moon needs the death penalty, and his trolls need to be jailed.

who is going to adopt shawn now?

>>513748049
you're a spiritual nigger. why /pol/ likes cobes has already been explained numerous times.

>>513715036 (OP)
Good riddance.

>>513747965
His liver didn’t just give out. I have family members that died of cirrhosis and it’s a fairly long, painful process. We would’ve seen signs of liver failure as well. My guess would be untreated appendicitis or an issue with his pancreas, which can be caused by prolonged alcohol consumption. If he did consume some flower that was sent to him, it’ll come out in the toxicology report.

>>513746708
Hopefully it gives feds a reason to shut down the glownigger criminal organization, kiwifarms.

>>513748248
honestly I didn't think it was that bad.
kind of a boy cried wolf effect.
I think we all felt he had plot armor, somewhat, and this was just another random video that didn't mean much. We've seen much worse from cobes.
Now, of course, I wish I had called for a wellness check. I didn't know it was actually serious.
......this sucks.

>>513743023
Jahans fucking left because some faggot rapist nephew of a well known MP (Hello "Black Adam" you nitty little cunt!) kept stalking him IRL and harassing him with private investigators. Adams the posh cunt who talks about Jahans in interviews like It Came From The Internet.

>>513748248
in the last video he posted on aug 19, he had a large visible lump on his right side below his rib cage. should have been a big warning sign

>>513748450
This is the thing about the internet.
I could randomly watch one or other Cobra gender rants and his drinks combos , same way as watching any other random stuff casually, for it's odd nature or more unusual but at same time I cannot stand the parasocial and absolute trash internet culture, it was the worst thing that could have been possible invented .

The internet was a big , big mistake , hugeee

>>513748450
She was the daughter of THREE glowniggers (dad, biological mom, stepmom). Really makes you wonder if Chris was groomed.

>>513746941
I have a purple one that grew out of bullshit dirt the city dumped that bloom for like a week or more. They're smaller though and about 3' tall.
They make these spikey balls that can prove a shopping bag and gloves then sorta pop and shit out hundreds of seeds

>>513748021
yup. i encountered my first knowledge of this flower at a egyptian artifact museum near my hometown. ive been super happy with its ability to chill me out without making me intoxicated.

>>513748166
yup, datura innoxia.
i grow it for a few reasons.
if you know how to administer it to yourself you can alleviate a wide range of symptoms. in my case, a GI ailment, and to a lesser degree nausea from dizziness.
if you use too much, and take enough to really start "feeling" it, you have begun to poison yourself, and youre going to be in a real bad way for 24-72 hours (and possibly die) if you dont go to the hospital.

also, it smells good, well, the flowers do. the plant itself can be kinda stinky sometimes, but that seems to ebb and flow for reasons i remain unaware of.

an even better upside is that the hairs that cover the stems and leaves grab fungus gnats like fly paper and kill them dead.

>>513749193
fucking nice, they dont grow naturally where i live, so i have to go on the internet and get them.
i have some purple ballerina seeds, havent messed wit them yet though.

i also have a tiny brugmansia tree, but i need to figure out why he's not thriving.

>>513748450
>Isabella Janke
That woman was scary. Be careful with women, anons. Many of you are very naif, lonely and hungry for love, the perfect victim for these kinds of psychos.

>>513745570
>>513745986
You both are doing a great job. I'm four months California sober myself. I was drinking almost a half-gallon daily for about 20 some odd years. Keep up the good work fellas. I'll be praying for you.

>>513749279
>>513748166
>if you know how to administer it to yourself you can

It'll get you fucked up, but the plant is worse than a body whore
The drug chemical is randomly dispersed throughout the plant. You could literally eat 5 leafs and get nothing, the. One tip of the next leaf os 10x the lethal dose

Also the intensity varries by plant. So there's virtual no safe way to consume this.
Native Americans did use it medicinally and recreationally, regardless, as do modern people, like this guy apparently.

2/10 if you have to ask "why", then don't fucking try

>>513720756
I would kill who ever that fat pathetic nigger is and wear his skin for cobes you absolute faggot kill yourself

>>513746790
You're on the right track man. Keep it up. Don't give up and don't give in. Sometimes a nice joint helps. And that's a lot better than poisoning yourself to death with that fucking alcohol demon.

>>513749864
Praying for you brother. You're at a good point now. Around 4 months my head felt so much clearer

>>513745633
I don't know anything about the guy, but you are a sad, sad motherfucker. I hope you can turn it around dickhead.

>>513750054
>t. 8-bit Eric

rip king

RIP Cobes

Root Dr. Thorne breaking this nonsense down.

https://www.youtube.com/live/RZqJXaY0pM4

L

>>513745918
Do not fuck with this guy. I hope you use your powers for good instead of evil anon. Kek.

>>513749431
Neat
That purple ballerina looks close to what I have. I didn't really take note of it, it just kinda started growing like 5 plants after they tore the sidewalk up. I had no fucking clue what it even was. I took some of the seed pods. My last message was to say it'll poke through a bag and gloves.

That tree looks cool too.
What part of the country do you live in

>>513746661
Hope he died painfully. Hope he suffered on the way out. One less NEET on government gibs. And knowing how much of a lying piece of shit Clint is, he probably walked in and found cobes in a pool of his own piss and shit, naked and jerking off to tranny porn with a dildo up his ass. Josh was always a sicko.

Kill yourself if you relate even 1% to this retarded loser.

>>513749062
Yes he was groomed by The Idea Guys.

>>513750488
Based and Rizzlerpilled.

>>513730123
Ayooooooooo person

>>513720154
how did he live?

>>513750537
>>513750525
Dude, the thread has 40 posts left.
Can you not shit everything up for once in your life
Go crash another thread

>>513750073
Unfortunately, I’m subjected to random drug screenings at work, so it’s pretty much just beer for me. I had a buddy suggest that I get a script for Xanax, but that’s just pouring gas on a fire imo. I don’t want to go down that road.

>>513750632
I dont "shit everything up". You're crashing out over some random nigga you cant do anything about (and it's hilarious).

>>513747911
Buuut I digress....

>>513740447
They think getting mentally ill people to kill themselves is an epic troll. Just like getting Terry off his meds and shit.

Stupid trolls are lying, NO kobez isnt dead! NO homeboy scotty isnt dead! NO puff isnt dead, he is hiberating and will be back in spring

You better not go live boy!

>>513751172
Just like jayzus

>>513723925
>>513728387
>>513722052
NOOOO! YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

>>513722052
Does Eggy have social media? How is he taking the news?

>>513751656
We're the 2 actually friends?
What's going on with eggman? I heard his shit was all fucked up

>>513743171
What the fuck do you mean 'What?" you daft cunt?

>>513751836
He didn't know Cobra at all, he was just a fan. He lives in a trailer park in Iowa and does youtube content with Mumkey Jones. He is certainly an obese alcoholic, but he has enough money for his lifestyle and I don't think he has crashed out recently.

>>513750743
>I dont shit everything up
>I just go in a thread of somebody I dont really find interesting
>and I make 30 FUCKING REPLIES

>>513730082
I’m only a casual but his drinking didn’t seem that bad. Plenty of alcoholics drink ~80 standard drinks a week or more and live into their 50s+, or at least their 30s. Alcohol is poison and didn’t help him but I’d guess something else did him in.

>over half of 4chan is newfags who never even heard of cobra

This site is poverty. Fags come here and take no time to absorb the culture. Most people here, are the equivalent of Arabs or Latinos who stay in the nation for years but don't learn the language.

RIP COBRA.

>>513752598
What site is this?

>>513749945
yup. the stems, leaves and roots also have various heart poisons (cardiac glycosides, iirc) in them, and in unpredictable, varying quantities, so the seeds are the only feasible way to engage with it safely.
i will not give advice to anyone itt beyond dont mess with them. you will not get "high", you will fall delirious, and your organs *will* be harmed.

>>513750369
lol, id never seek harm for anyone, esp not with sacred plants. dont want to get cursed.
danger is just my middle name,. botanically speaking.

>>513750481
youre lucky to have found a purple one nonetheless.
lucky for me, there are so many types out there now that cultivation and selective breeding are a semi-popular thing.
i live near san francisco; all the nearby brugs that my fellow city-slickers have are happy, i think taking a cutting clone will be more successful than from scratch the way i did.
im probably just gonna start over at some point when i have actual ground to put it into, alas, cuck-cubicle apartment living for now.

Goodbye King. You got me through some tough times like the Covid hysteria. Thanks.

>>513753179
I live in rural Appalachia, still technically a city.
I had to use someone's phone ai to identify the fucking thing then thought my the city was trying to poison me. All kinds of crazy shit just springs up here like pokeweed, kudzu, all of the poison ivys, oak, sumac, random 20' tall weeds that are just a 20'*5" pillar. Got niger animals like deer and pigeons, and starlings fucking everything up.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3cQNkIrg-Tk

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS NOT PINNED

>>513752765
>I just go in a thread of somebody I dont really find interesting
He was always on the periphery, but no one I paid much attention to given their lack of freakouts.
>and I make 30 FUCKING REPLIES
You could too, it just takes courage in which you're sorely lacking.

>>513753043
They're just pretending to be retarded.

>>513753715
This isnt the first or last thread about the passing of cobes.

>>513748568
Yea I feel the same. I think that 3 day old Wendys video had people assume he was just sick from that.

>>513752765
>30 replies
He makes over 150 replies all of which are off topic spam.
Inb4 he replies to me even though I'm not fucking talking to him

>>513753715
who even is this guy?

>>513754073
Basically the King of Youtube

>>513753715
this.
no sticky for the prince of chudness is just crazy.
you can tell they do it for free.

>>513753547
its always the birds spreading plants. they can eat the seeds, and they barely digest, and in some cases, make them perfectly ready for germinating..
ive always wanted to make it out that way. i will eventually. ill light the beacons when i do, anon.

>>513753895
youre my arch nemesis. we argue a lot, because you deserve every mean thing i say to you.

>>513754046
Hi, buddy boy.

>>513754119
They pinned it on /b/ but the thread reached bump limit like 10 minutes ago.

>>513754171
>youre my arch nemesis.
Why? What have I done other than speak uncomfortable truths and profess the merits of hard work and determination to do better in one's life? Humor me.

>>513754119
>From homosexual capital of the world in commiefornia
>He's coming my way
Plz no, your battle is there. Fix your local area. I'm already in a war to fix mine. We all need to hold this entire country down, not consneed and forfeit territory

>>513740599
WTF

>>513754435
It IS possibly that he drunkenly ate those seeds in a blackout, I mean he ate the plastic wrapper of frozen eggrolls that he microwaved, but there is definitely no evidence that NAL sent those with the intention to kill him. She sent a bunch of gifts for him along with the seeds when Ozzy died. But like I said, he could have eaten them thinking they were nuts in a drunken stupor.

>>513750136
Thanks bro. People like us do need all the help we can get. Keep on truckin'.

>>513750638
Yeah, I certainly don't blame you for that. The Xanax has a potential to fuck you up just a bad as the liquor.

>>513753179
I gotcha. I was just kidding. You seem pretty cool and you have some good specialized knowledge.

>>513754363
ill only be visiting. i love my ocean.
cant leave my family either.

>>513754235
you know what you did

>>513754631
>he ate the plastic wrapper of frozen eggrolls that he microwaved, but there is definitely no evidence
Professional drunk here
Alcohol doesn't make you eat plastic or crash the car or fight a cop at a waffle house and I'm sick of hearing this bullshit excuse from retards

I was black out drunk last night and still knew not to eat the pizza I dropped. There was an inclination to not care and eat it anyway, but you still fucking know better and if you can't control yourself that's YOUR issue, not the alcohols fault.
Only a weak, retarded, and pathetic bitch would use alcohol as the excuse for fucking up

>he could have eaten them thinking they were nuts in a drunken stupor.
That's plausible though.

>>513754962
>you know what you did
I do a lot of things, lil'man. You need to be specific otherwise youre gonna be void-bound.

>>513754235
You spam and shit up every thread, and you deserve to be permanently range banned

>>513715036 (OP)
this is what happens when you eat goyslop and lead a sedentary lifestyle. very sad and avoidable.

>>513715154
https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/KingCobraJFS

KingCobra and Brent Hinds this week, who's going to be #3?

>>513754235
You spam and shit up every thread, and you deserve to be permanently range banned.

>>513755147
>You spam and shit up every thread
Well, not EVERY thread. The only people who have an issue with me are unfortunate loonies (like you) who have a terminal case of BDS (Breakroom Derrangement Syndrome).

>>513720507
>He was more important and influential than
probably not, because i have heard of the rest of those fags, including others like milo and richard spencer, who used to be influential but have since fallen off. never heard of this fat retarded looking guy though. i don't mean to bash though, if he was cool and pro-white, RIP. none of the other faggot ecelebs you listed fit that criteria though.

>>513755247
Oh wow the kid points out how many posts I make. Everyone: give the cel saga ass nigga who is obsessed with a man he's never gonna meet big a round of applause!

>>513755146
you will remember me by my usually calling you tripfag, and telling to kill yourself. you told me to git gud yesterday and play some game called iidm(?).
we will meet again, for better or worse.

>>513755047
He accidentally microwaved the plastic wrapper onto the eggroll my dude. Cobes has a low IQ and he was absolutely bombed that night. His normal is like a normal person being drunk. Regardless, he literally chewed on the magma hot plastic thinking it was part of the egg roll.
https://youtu.be/EGMMtNDIzuc

>>513755378
>iidm
beatmaniaIIDX

>>513755479
getting that. rhythm and music games are my shit, aside from driving sims

>>513755437
Ok. I don't even know who this is.
I could have assumed he was retarded by his images with the long bald hair and stupid dog collar, but I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt

>>513755618
Watch that its hilarious. Its also sad because this was pretty recent and i was saying to myself “Man he’s gonna die soon”. Don’t think of this clip as his whole YouTube career tho. He was really downspiraling for the last year or so.

Said this like a week ago

>>513755836
I'm watching it
He was a yard trainwreck. I sympathize thigh because I'm not lasting much longer myself. At least I'm not eating plastic and goyslop though

>>513756002
Maybe just tune in to the compilations that will come out. Watching him decay may make you change your life. I have recently had pain in my kidneys and smelly pee. I’m gonna change my ways.

>>513756094
The best we can hope for is a comprehensive history from someone like DtRH.