Thread 513716110

Trump ww3 announcement thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPDBYWh8_pk

It will be aliens

he's running late for this nothingburger announcement

>>513718129
are...are you sure nothing will happen, anon?
40 minutes late...for what?

>>513718588
Serious announcements usually happen in the evening.

>>513719236
...50 minutes late

>>513719236
it could be a matter of urgency

they dont know that they are already live
cool

was the anouncment supposed to be 50 minutes ago?

wait a second... that stream is not live
there are cuts in the footage
whats going on

fakeNgay

>>513719741
yeah theyre almost 1 hour late

>>513716110 (OP)
Trump will declare Marshall Law to be the best Tekken character

the secret service agent looks so sad

I imagine the nigress start talking
The first ever brain transplant was performed on my brain. By our countries top surgeons, they are the best. We decided to transplant to this nigresses body, its a good body, a great body. In fact its the best!

>>513716110 (OP)
He's announcing a new line of Trump sneakers.

based now they are two and they are smiling, very nice :-)
that worked really well

dude what is happening on this stream

oopsie
that smartphone made a lot of infrared flashes when she pulled it from her coat pocket
and now they blocked the video stream
after she looked very grim :-(

here we go

the damn hat lmao

oh no its about sportsball
gotta keep the goyim distracted

>>513716110 (OP)
SPORTSBALL!!!

>>513720628
OP btfo LMFAO
Its about fagball

1 hour late for fucking fifa
GODDAMNIT

>>513720810
Yes

>>513716110 (OP)
I thought his announcement was supposed to be 5 pm eastern? It’s 1 pm there

dotard in chief

does he even have a frog somewhere at the oval office ?

>>513720938
no, it was for 12pm et

OP, are you okay? All Americans know that all the important stuff is announced in the evening unless it's an emergency. And even then, we all usually know what that emergency is about ahead of time.

what is the orange jew sucker even talking about?

>>513716110 (OP)
>jewish meme bombs
Kek!

trumpanzees voted for this

Announcement about FIFA World Cup.
Is he fucking retarded?

>>513721005
its over

does trump think every restaurant is in manhattan or DC?

Frogposter BTFO LMAO

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>you're allowed to turn back
>nobody said THANK YOU MR PRESIDENT
Uh Oh

Nothing ever happens chads, we ride
Happeningfags on suicide watch

>>513718588
>>513719385
Then it would have been announced immediately.
He is just starving for attention.

lol deluded nigger really is wearing a hat that says this

>>513721624
would have been cooler if it read /pol/ was right about everything but then normies would have asked who's that /pol/ guy ?

>>513721500
the cup is a pretty big thing you cant deny it, also the summer games are up iirc
what other global events are there ? anyhting more important than the olympics and fifa world cup ? maybe the epstein files but he's dead and you just have to let him go also thay sank you for good measure, he fixed the murder rates in your capitol city, thats a good job
more than other leaders do for their constituents, jus tlook at the shitholes brusseles, paris, berlin and london for example

so this event turned out to be interesting in the end with the remarks about the war
trump always delivers

I didn't watch. How much of a nothing burger was it?
Watched a video by sugar tits instead.
Have you guys heard of this thing called the septum ring theory?

>>513716110 (OP)
He looks like shit