Thread 513719733

Ack! Shit

Why are Indians so foolhardy? Between this, the trains and the trucks they seem to crave death!

>ACKshit Ya'Dive
we live in a fucking simulation and i want OUT

>>513719820
They have shit for brains.
And for skin. And for everything else.
They are humanoid excrement.

>>513719820
I would guess it has something to do with their belief in reincarnation.

>>513719733 (OP)
They are 145 IQ saar

>>513719820
extremely low spatial IQ

>>513719733 (OP)
>mfw gravity doesn't happen quickly enough

>>513719733 (OP)
"accident" or a poo trying to flee the indian matrix?

>>513719733 (OP)
So innocent

>>513719733 (OP)
lol idiot

>>513719733 (OP)
>Akshit

madd jeet

LMAOOOOO indians are such fucked up clowns AHAHAHHAHAHA fuck

>>513719733 (OP)
> do drugs
> do stupid shit under influence
> spend the rest of your life in a wheel chair
> don't profit

>>513719820
>foolhardy

That metal corner of the truck striking his head... yeesh.

These retards think they're the main character in a Bollywood movie and it's so fucking cringe

>>513719820
The socio-economic uplift hasn't reached all people yet. For the same reason we see Chinese fly to the Moon and Chinese shitting on the subway. They have just never seen a tall structure and they are unable to judge heights. The artificial nature of his surroundings might even give him a false sense of safety.

>>513719733 (OP)
>>car didn't run him over afterwards China style
3/10, there's little noteworthy about an Indian being retarded, that's the entire country.

>>513719733 (OP)
>making a video for social media
many such stupid cases at every continent in the world. the retards only want to work nothing and to receive money that's the reason why the fuck are they gonna do everything for only few seconds of fame.

>>513719733 (OP)

LOL

>>513719733 (OP)
Is that what you do after you beat the train level?

>>513719733 (OP)
oh yeah, where the fuck is his huge pile of divine cow shit when he needed to made a safe landing?

>>513719733 (OP)
>Akshit Creed

>>513719733 (OP)
Is a motorcycle 50$ bucks in India, how does everyone have one?

>>513719733 (OP)
Should have gotten one of those real physics degrees instead of the fraudulent one

>>513719733 (OP)
>landed both past and behind the truck

He knew he fucked up, trying to adjust to jump toward the truck.

Imagine being a woman getting hit on by someone with such a retarded concept of self-confidence.

>>513721072
I think they may actually not be smart enough to realize that certain things are dangerous without being explicitly taught them. Their parents don't actually raise them, just a retarded jeet born ans thrust into the shit littered streets of Mumbai.

>>513719733 (OP)
>Akshit

>>513719733 (OP)
>Ackshit, why did you try to rape Pooja!?!?

>>513719733 (OP)
>ACK SHIT
Pottery.

>>513724258
Toiletry, or lack thereof.

>>513724423
Absolutely DESIGNATED, leaf. You may redeem the card.

>>513719820
When you look like that you have nothing to live for. You'd probably do the same if you were a brown or black twink.

Post trains and other poopoorekt please, I could use a few hearty keks now

>>513719733 (OP)
I'm angry creatures like this exist in humanoid shape. They're dumber than elephants.

>>513719733 (OP)
Bollywood strikes again.

>>513719733 (OP)
He would have made if he leapt forward instead of straight up. Oh well, makes for a great video.

>>513720042
They are taken to a village in the forest where a black demon they think is Yamraj puts them into slavery. All Indian NDE's tell the same story.

>>513720256
Every picture is him expecting to be found out as a fraud and kicked out.

>>513719733 (OP)
The prince of persia

>>513720754
The Jewish phenotype in top left is strong.

>>513719820
Peacocking behavior stemming from low IQ. Indians are very performative, that's why they gravitate to scamming like flies to shit.

>>513725936
There has to be some type of bird DNA there.

>>513719820
Epigenetic memory from when they were our slaves.

>>513719733 (OP)
no one likes staged shit. he should try it again but from slightly more higher bridge

>>513722473
Maybe, but they have a lot of dangerous animals tho. Proto-indians were in a constant struggle with tigers and cobras. It must have rubbed off on modern Indians as well.

>>513719820
they are such a low IQ that they think any act is grounds for fame and forture. retard thought him going viral after jumping onto garbage truck driven by his family member would make him rich and famous. well, it did make him famous, but not rich

>>513719733 (OP)
Let's saa..uhm see.. He thought the time would standing still so the moving vehicle would not move in it's former direction while he jumps. I really hope he wasn't a former anti air saar in the diarrhea military.

>>513719733 (OP)
He didn't fly so well.

>>513720754
Jeet means Victory in Hindi.

>>513719733 (OP)
You are supposed to do math and time everything bloody basterd!

>>513730299
Also
You are supposed to do it for money bloody basterdddd!

>>513730174
what does Poojeet mean in hindi?

>>513730400
wtf. They can't even use ladders.

>>513730596
kek, another one, good job

Shart (pronounced Shrrtt) means a Bet. It is not pronounced as ShartMart.

>>513730767
It means a south indian/dravidian/abo nigger madrasi male.

>>513730918
I shart you 50 rupees saar

>>513719733 (OP)
Even if he survives, he losing that arm. There no way to save it in whatever dusty shithole that is.

>>513720575
Oh god no! I'm getting a PTSD flashback for the absolutely wretched PC port controls. That was one of the worst parts of that game. I'm going to throw up.

>>513720074
Like, combined?

>>513730596
>Poori
lmao

>>513724633
The gang goes for a swim

What's he thinking here?

>>513719733 (OP)
>Ackshit Ya Dive
The jokes write themselves

>>513719733 (OP)
Wow, that was stupid.

>>513730917
One thing I've learned recently is that on average there were like 10,000~20,000 Indians for every British colonial administrator to govern. Which is remarkable how little staff it took to subdue an entire subcontinent, but it also meant that the average Indian rarely had the chance to observe European behaviorial patterns and learn them. When you see their cognitive inability to select the best way to climb down a ladder don't forget that most of them never saw how propererly educated people do things. They have nothing to imitate but self-harm, scam, and recklessness.

>>513719733 (OP)
brutally based tibfib exploder
man like that is willing to go the distance
once he gets outta the wheelchair

>>513719820
Read more on the juggernaut.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggernaut

>>513727478
Lmao

>>513732123
what was his goal here?

>>513719733 (OP)
>That one second of hesitation before jumping

躊躇は敗北

>>513730174
Thanks for the translation, pajeet

>>513732685
Race to the bottom of the valley.

POO

Why no one say this anymore

>>513731618
How the fuck did the manage to drown that close to the beach? Why did they even get in in the first place if they couldn't swim? What the fuck man

>>513720007
It's called a tan, idiot. People living in warm climates tend to darken.

>>513730918
Can you tell my why your species does such cruel things to themselves and others? African niggers don't even behave like this.
Niggers
from Africa
get more
respect
Nigger

>>513733125
>It's called a tan, idiot. People living in warm climates tend to darken.

you're not people

>>513733026
I watched it like 100 times now, it's just as funny still.

They just... die

>akshit is a real name
There is no god

>>513719733 (OP)
Lead time
Oh well he can always be a crippled begger

>>513721372
Why is she so cute?

>>513719733 (OP)
isn't douyin banned in india?

>>513730400
Got to love how Third Worlders cannot help but ragdoll people who get injured.

>>513719733 (OP)
SIRS WATCH THI- ACK

>>513723891
Kek

Why are they like this?

>>513720007
kek they really are. Poop elementals

>>513733285
Like this one I kinda get, they misjudged the rising water. Irresponsible but understandable. But yeah, >>513733327, they just get in and... die. Fuckin jeets man wtf

>>513719733 (OP)
>AK!
>SHIT!

>>513733285
kek now that's how you flush the poo down, rakjeet

>>513730400
Indian needs increased childproofing throughout.

>>513730400
chekd 'n' keked
>>513733776
nevermind the lack of being able to use stairs properly or the ragdoll, dude's got a spinal at the very least, likely a brain bleed, and they're dragging his still breathing corpse around. it's genuinely baffling that and perhaps a testament to the survivability of these "people" that they've haven't totally wiped themselves out yet

>>513719733 (OP)
Fucking lol

>>513719733 (OP)
Jeets are real life ragdolls. I'd pay good money to have maybe one hour with a jeet and my friends where we can beat him, throw him around, cut his arms off etc. They would be awesome

>>513734458
Honestly its a testament to the English

>>513734458
Yeah, probable spinal injury if he lived and the very first thing they do is fold him in half

>>513734684
Jeets are God's special crash test dummies

>>513731618
>one of them almost learned to swim. Almost.

>>513733606
idk

>>513719820
They're highly educated from watching cartoons.

>>513719820
imagine if you lived on india, i wouldnt mind trying this type of dumb shit, believing in recarnation is their cope to escape hell.

I do love a good indian thread.

>>513730174
and by coming in contact with the internet, indians managed to make this word mean "nasty repugnant stinky indian being falsely polite when trying to run a scam on anyone else"
congrats I guess

>>513733026
>>513733327
>>513734090
There could be water fall out of view and they're pulled under by the current.
I've also heard stories of drownings in bodies of water at or near gold mines and quarries. The sand is soft and drops off into a pit when any weight is on it.

>>513731618
Can someone explain how do people find it so hard to learn how to swim? Granted, a freshwater lake is not the best place to learn, but still.

>>513719733 (OP)
>Akshit

nice try Crappy Chan

>>513736142
Dude on the left looks like Hitman. Was Brett Hart Hitman a Feather Indian?

>>513736713
Niggers famously can't swim. Those 3 are south indian niggers whose ancestors were from ethiopia.

>>513734068
>Poop elementals
big kek

>>513738341
What kind of guilt forces whites to adopt niglets like this? Hollywood propaganda can't be THAT good.

>>513731947
"How can he move!"

>>513719733 (OP)
>ACKshit YaDIVE
bruh

Jeet hallucinated a google gift card below.

Thise hindu demons the worship play tricks on the eyes.

SAY NO TO HINDU!!

Even the trains in Canada are pouncing on them.

>>513740587
>shit! my phone!

>>513719733 (OP)
Isn't this just suicide? Even if he hit truck that would still fuck him up.

>>513738107
>>513730954
SAAR IM BRAHMIN SAAR IM NOT LIKE THOSE SOUTH INDIAN DALITS SAAR

even buildings in the process of being demolished hate them

>>513739892
I can't stop laughing.

He fucking lit the firework on his hand.

Sees the firework on the ground and kicks it.

On his mind the first firework no longer exists.

He looks down, and is surprised he has an explosive in his hand.

He doesn't have a hand anymore

>>513719733 (OP)
What was he trying to do? Propel himself up with his shit before the moment of impact?

>>513719733 (OP)
lmao this is some cartoon tier shit

>>513741433
There are so many of them that at some point it becomes impossible for debris to not hit a jeet.
I hope when the asteroid comes, it will be the same.

>>513719733 (OP)
Ouchie! lol

>>513742159
How can a human (if you can call it that lol) even split like that with something that's seemingly not sharp enough? Even at that speed it kinda looks fake

Nature itself rebels against the jeet plague

>>513736713
I've always heard people claim some have heavier bones and aren't buoyant making it harder to swim.
Some just claim racism and lack of pools or lessons.

>>513742660
he wasn't cut cleanly in half, more like broken in half

>>513742925
He hit the sign with his waist so hard that his head exploded

>>513740587
Between their social awkwardness and love of trains, jeets must be autistic.

>>513742660
You're retarded

>>513731618
This is objectively peak comedy.

Continuing the theme of natures ongoing fight against the Jeet menace

>>513743457
i've seen jeets do some incredibly retarded things but this oh man lmao

>>513743261
it just doesn't make sense to me that a train hitting you would be able to launch you at a fast enough speed where you would be cut in half hitting something of that thickness. i blame the jews and their trickery

>>513719733 (OP)
Jumping off a bridge... it's so absurd.

>>513743669
I think he fell off the moving train

I've seen other videos of jeets thinking they can just get off moving trains, so he probably thought he would just get off at the station as the train went by

>>513739892
I cannot stop laughing at this. It’s Wile E. Coyote tier at this point.

>>513720256
why are they so repulsive to look at? like worse than niggers it's just hurts my eyes to see them

>>513719820
They need to start craving it more.

Dumb Jeet boils himself alive

>>513741433
Nice catch.

From an thread earlier today, Jeet loses pushup contest to white woman, tries to kiss her while getting dominated in front of everyone

>>513743884
How in the fuck do you get CRUSHED BY A SHARK to death? Only pajeets....

>>513743457
Holy shit! He thought he could interact safely with a wild grizzly? That's a mistake you only make once.

>>513741433
IMPLOSION!?

>>513725776
Based anon, train webms are the main reason I click on any thread having to do with India.

jeets are comically stupid

proof mother nature has a sense of humor

>>513739892
Surprisingly that's not he only webm.

>>513720256
When will that unhinged and criminal alien be deported.

>>513744194
HOW

>>513743697
That elephant straight up DESPISED that fucking rapejeet lmao.

Bump

>>513724841
>dumber than elephants
Elephants are intelligent. They don't eat shit, let trains run them over, or kill themselves trying to do social media stunts.

This makes the jeet abuse of elephants all the more repulsive.

>>513745110
drunk on cow piss

>>513741433
Fender bender

>>513719733 (OP)
I feel honestly bad for what lengths jeets must go to try to set themselves apart, if they select a retarded option, it's just pitiful and sad. Preventing their reproduction is a duty and courtesy, no one should have to go through that.

>>513743415
Based elephant bro giving back massages
>Oh yah, right there, feels good, das it mane, a little harder now, oh yah

>>513719733 (OP)
the truck was not supposed to redeem

>>513734675
Kek. I want in on that.

>>513745727
Kinda feel bad for this one honestly.

>>513736375
>>513735167
>>513733776

>>513745803
The guy took the expression 'running a train' a bit...literally.

>>513719733 (OP)
Why would I care what his name is? There's billions more.

>>513733026
The water was probably full of lead, making it impossible to swim.

>>513719820
he saw 007 do it in film

>>513746362
Well there goes what little empathy I had for them

>>513733776
Aye it's brutal. You usually see it after a nigger gets knocked out.

>>513746396
>t.

>>513733026
If you go into a body of water that is flowing away somewhere you cant see it can be deceptive where you see little movement of the top but its like a vacuum a few feet down, many examples of this on death gif threads

>>513746319
lol how do you keep getting photos of him

>>513746414
not even other jeets have empathy for jeets. Why should you have any for them? I can post more.

>>513746660
This one always cracks me up. What the fuck was it thinking?
>>513746764
more

>>513745663
I would kill every last one of those shitjeets and set the elephantbro free. Fuck jeets.

>>513719733 (OP)
kek this jeet's reaction

>>513734029
Hinduism is the correct answer. It teaches them to have a different relationship with death.

>>513746880
saved lmao

>>513746942
Looks like fun!

Moving on to Jeet vs. Machine

>>513719733 (OP)
sigh, he was so close to getting isekai'd to another world

his name is akshit for real?

>>513740587
>Probably neck injury
>Better jerk her around all over the place
I am doctor saarr!!!

>>513746626
I saved them from other anons who were calling out the swissjeet

>>513745873
Why the fuck are jeets so shamelessly horny all the time? I had a friend in college and when he wasnt watchine anime he was constantly looking for porn.

>>513745842
blood was gushing from the jeets head I think he was dead on impact
-1 jeet

>>513747149
Wtf happened here?

>>513747149
some of these videos are gruesome until you realize each death in india is an indian who won't come stink up an anglo nation, so keep the videos coming its good content. these were safety inspectors yes? excellent stuff saar

>>513719820
Nothing to lose

>>513747039
why is the cow headbutting the other cow in the udder

>>513747398
>01:42:03
>you can't even see the car
>5 seconds later
>girls are lined up on the hood likes pins
holy fuck that was dark

>>513747323
>>513747415
Even if you combine all the dead jeets in this thread, it makes no difference considering that there's ALLEGEDLY 1.451 billion of them (probably lowballing), with no sign of slowing down. This is a locust and an existential threat for humanity and this planet.

>>513739892
lel at the cast on the arm of the jeet that threw it. he already blew up his hand. how can there be so many of them when they have such terrible survival instinct?

>>513747574
>>513747551

>>513747658
>Shitting on the street
>Slips on his own shit
>Head popped by a semi that just keeps going
Literally the most Indian video on the internet

>>513746608
Shut the fuck up you aren't fooling anyone jeet.

And their bodies were recovered right there, I didn't save it because it wasn't funny, but I should have to shut your bitch ass up

>>513747574
Nerve gas?

>>513743884
Bet they raped it

>>513747823
ok surely this is a skit or something, the filmer at least let him out, or maybe it's snuff and that guy is still there

>>513722473
Saar my son jumped because there was no no jumping sign so he did jumped but the bloody bastert truck dodged, my son cannot even shit in the street now saar, you must send Google Play gift card in loo of yobit espers

>>513747802
stick + electrical line = fried jeet

>>513747971
Knowing how these usually go, I'm surprised the other ones didn't get sucked in.

>>513741433
Bloody sars what a pov

>>513748141
That is the funniest fucking thing I have seen in a long time

>>513745663
>They don't eat shit

Akshually they do...

>>513743457
Those must be our fucking retards

>>513742660
entirely possible, i had a friend motorcycle accident, impacted a lamppost at 150kph tore him in half in that very same way, lampposts are not sharp. he lived somehow, without legs

>>513733125
>it's a tan saar

>>513747906
They're pretty disposable so he might have just left him there the way they do their trash.

Pajeet rekt simulator

>>513736713
usually it's just panic
inhale a little bit of water, then you are reduced into a flailing mess, wasting all your energy in vain or trying to grab on to anyone close to you
the lower your IQ the more likely you are to behave like that; indian average IQ is 75

>>513747083
Did he try to rape a tractor?

>>513744761
what did they expect to happen?

>>513719733 (OP)
>ACK...Sheeit !
Cue Mario Brothers death tune

>>513719733 (OP)
I like how the guy just casually walks over to him, like this is a daily occurrence

I have so many videos with sound I can't post here... shame

>>513719733 (OP)
I think it's great that indians do this. We need less Indians in the world, there's too many. Now if only the Chinese, Muslims and Africans did the same it would be top.

>>513740587
>her kid is next to her
Damn that's brutal

>>513748141
Holy shit saar, straight into the powerlines

>>513732238
>>513732332
Kikepedia actively editing their articles to remove anything non ultra PC and leftarded, lmao. Fucking 2%-philliac pricks.

>>513719820
>Why are Indians so foolhardy?
They don't have the sense God gave a chimpanzee. At least niggers have the brains to be afraid of fire and large fast moving objects.

>>513719820
They're dumber by two orders than the average American and believe in reincarnation. It's the opposite of YOLO, it's Better Luck Next Time. It'd be fine if they just did this in India. The problem is when they interact with the outside world.

>>513748849
Get to the Choppa!

>>513727297
If you've ever seen video of Indians interacting with wildlife, you'd have a different opinion.

>>513748596
They really like killing themselves in stupid ways

>>513748499
That place is so dusty I'm not suprised there was a gas leak or something. Both probably died.

>>513747532
a rather large calf trying to make milk flow.

>>513748187
Vehicles really hate indians. I thought it was just trains but no.

I can't imagine what it must be like to see so many people die around you all the time.
By the time the average Indian reaches his 20s, he must have seen hundreds, if not thousands of friends die.

>>513734068
feces-americans

>>513742159
NOW I"M HALF THE MAN I USED TO BE...

>>513748101
He got electrocuted and dry wood won't get you "sucked in". He was already dead so I'm not sure what was the point of getting him out.

>>513749438
Corpses float right down the Ganges. They literally bathe in it. Because their entire lives are surrounded by retardation and death they literally think nothing of it. Also they don't "think" because they are again, retarded.

>>513747739
I think they see others doing it and they know where to stand but the trains have varying dimensions by a few cm

>>513719733 (OP)
Good video however.

>>513744283
>even part way through jeet is not keeping form
wtf.
It's not like she's a muscle woman or stockier than him either.

>>513719733 (OP)
rest in piss pajeet

BEEP BEEP SAAAAR, IM DRIVIN HERE!!!!!

>>513747398
Why are those girls in the middle of the road?

>>513749774
lmao pathetic. That guy wasn't even doing push-ups correctly, he cheated, and still lost.

>>513749865
The buses are never late in India. If you're waiting for a bus and it doesn't arrive on schedule, that means it crashed and all the passengers have died.

>>513749774
they're just that scrawny from centuries of scarfing down cow shit and listeria

>>513719733 (OP)
Dumbest idea ever! Also, why cheap out with the tiniest truck ever.

>>513744194
UMA DELICIA

>>513748849
THEY FLY NOW?!
Oh, well nevermind....

>>513749865
Looks like something out of a Monty Python sketch.

>>513748499
>be jeet
>go for a haircut
>fucking blow up
the whole country is like a comedy skit. Too bad it's being exported worldwide

>>513749865
>all the way first class
kek

>>513751060
>>513751132

>>513733125
It's not a tan if you come out the womb that same shade of shit. Even desert roaming sand niggers aren't that shade of shit.