Thread 513725103

Saturn is losing it's rings quickly

>>513725103 (OP)
STOP RING SHAMING NOW!
YOUR ASS PLANET NEVER HAD RINGS BTW!

>>513725103 (OP)
Clockbait, in this case it probably means in a few 100k years rather than a few million

>>513725103 (OP)
the ringmakers must have hired DEI niggers

>>513725103 (OP)
fuck i hate modern so called journalism

>>513725103 (OP)
I now have...
Star rings...
At the base of my anus...

>>513725103 (OP)
When you get to be Saturn's age....

theyve been debating this shit for decades. first they said saturn was losing its rings, then they said saturn replenished its rings by leeching from its moons and its own atmosphere. now theyre saying its losing its rings again. who gives a shit? the process will take hundreds of thousands of millions of years either way. wake me up with the titanoids have awoken

>>513725103 (OP)
thanks orange hitler

>>513725442
No it's still 100 million years. This is rehashed "news" from 2018:
https://www.nasa.gov/news-release/nasa-research-reveals-saturn-is-losing-its-rings-at-worst-case-scenario-rate/

>>513725514
kek
ringmakers of saturn is an excellent book btw

>>513725657
your ring starts to break down and get kind of....broken. it loses cohesion and lacks definition.

Just stop oil now!

>>513725103 (OP)
Lawd dem rangs!

>>513725297
Earth did have rings

>>513725103 (OP)
THEIR GOD IS DISINTEGRATING BEFORE OUR VERY FUCKING EYES!

AS ABOVE. SO BELOW.

TIC FUCKING TOC YOU DISGUSTING SATANIC FUCKS.

>>513725103 (OP)
>1pbtid nonsense slide thread #7833451

>>513725772
>Lord of the Rings is about Saturnine time cycles
at last i truly see..

>>513725103 (OP)
the moons are pulling a lot of the shit, as well as causing literal waves in the rings, this has been known for a while, no one took the time to calculate with the new data

>>513725823
in the year 200,000 the jews will try to rebuild saturns rings and keep them from draining again, only for a based alliance of martians and jovians to unite and invade saturn, blowing up for all eternity

>>513725893
also yeah, the maltnigger is right. where are the epstien files saturn? ANSWER ME YOU FUCK

>>513725103 (OP)
Ok, what does this mean for kikes? They gotta build that gay ass retarded temple before then? Not sure kikes will build it in time, what is it, another 12,000 years before the rings are gone? Yeah no Jew is gonna work that hard.

>>513726111
more like hundreds of thousands of years. jews will probably be long dead by then, or exile to the bootes void for their crimes if our descendants decide for the most merciful stellaris playthrough

Space doesn't exsist, if you believe in space you should go back to plebbit

>>513725103 (OP)
SPACE IS FAKE AND GAY NIGGER

>>513725951
AFTER THE GREAT NOTICING COMES THE GREAT CLEANSING, WHERE JEWS WILL BE TRYING TO SAVE THEIR OWN' RINGS' FROM TOTAL DESTRUCTION FROM THE ANGRY GOYIM. THIS IS IN ONLY A FEW YEARS...STAY TUNED.

saturns rings are an artifact of the long exposure times required for taking photos under such low light conditions.
if you were in orbit around saturn, you wouldn't see its rings.

>>513725103 (OP)
ALIEN NIGGERS ARE STEALING OUR RINGS

>>513725103 (OP)
maybe the asteroids should stop crashing into each other. not my ring, not my problem.

>>513726361
Does that mean the Saturn with rings pictures supposedly taken from small telescopes are fake?

>>513725103 (OP)
about time somebody cleaned that mess. what a nigger-planet.
https://www.brighteon.com/cae024d0-176a-43c4-ae6c-134287422be4

>>513725103 (OP)
as above so below
kikes are about to get BTFO

>>513726598
lol k faggot

>>513725103 (OP)

>Saturn
>The Jew is losing

>>513726361
Bud I can see the rings with my 8-inch SCT using my eyeballs. But not right now because they are edge on to us until about november. They have nothing to do with exposure time, and with a fast moving object like the planets, you do not use long exposure times. You use long exposure times on shit that moves slowly through the sky, like you can image a distant star for about 8 seconds before it smears. With Saturn you get maybe an 8th of a second before it smears.

>>513726740
>if only you knew how bad things really are

>>513726361
like woah, no way!

>>513725103 (OP)
Blame hamas

>>513725103 (OP)
>Saturn is losing it's rings quickly
idgaf.
all fake space shit is gay
cure cancer
reverse aging
fusion power.
all the faggots out there staring at space are fucking jewish or jew-addled.

>>513725103 (OP)
meanwhile, the rings around uranus as strong as ever

>>513726915
Astrophotography is extremely jewish. Visual astronomy is a whites man game, invented by whites for whites.

>>513725103 (OP)
>Saturn is losing it's rings quickly
OH NONONO KIKES ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>513725103 (OP)
>we "observed" the rings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq36Fjwr8Pk

>>513725893
>>513726103
Here you go. HaKirya in Tel Aviv. Go get them.

>>513726740
Fun fact - go to the blackcube website right now, and check their phone numbers

>>513727079
you know, i dont like those new fangled photo only scopes you can get these days. doesn't seem right

>>513725103 (OP)
Still don't believe in climate change, chud?

>>513725103 (OP)
if saturn loses its rings, do the kikes lose their power?

>>513727307
I want to fucking strangle you

>>513725103 (OP)
Satan is losing is power over this world, remember he only has a short time.

>>513725103 (OP)
Your mom lost her ring quickly

>>513727271
What a bunch of fags.

>>513727379
Reconcile wit dat JBlack faggoy

>>513725103 (OP)
It is the global warming guys. Definitely not a sun cycle thing lmao.

>>513727298
They are pretty fucking lame and jewy. The entire thing is a scam. Thousands on a scope. Thousands on an imager. Thousands on a mount. Thousands on a tracker.
Then you run the 10000 garbage images you get through a program and in the end it spits you put one of those gay looking photos of colors that aren't actually there.
Nebulas are mysterious grayish blobs, that every time you look at them you can see a little more. Not colorful Disney skyboxes with hecking blue and purple gas clouds.

>>513725103 (OP)
good riddance

>>513727680
mk#1 eyeball all the way

Good, get those nigger rings out

>>513725103 (OP)
What if the rings are what keeps the real evil niggas trapped on Saturn?

>>513725103 (OP)
The end of the Jew World Order is upon us

>>513727829
at least we wont have to deal with them

>>513725103 (OP)
I bet climate change did this

>>513725103 (OP)
another consequence of climate change

>>513727860
Bitch cunt nigger

>>513725103 (OP)
Rings are overrated.

>>513725103 (OP)
What’s the redpill on Saturn? Does it concentrate all of the evil energy in the solar system?

>>513728150
i dont know man. was having some nice dreams about some rings last night ngl.

Romans/ Jews won't be happy.
<=O=>

first my dad hides his ring, then my wife, now saturn. yeah well fuck you too!!!

>>513728602
your dad AND wife keep their rings from you? what is this new devilry?

>>513725103 (OP)
Global warming on earth is causing it. obviously

>>513725103 (OP)
Translation= its true that saturn will lose the rings at some point, but instead of many bazillion years its going to happen in less bazillion years

>>513725297
Saturnine hands typed this post

>>513725103 (OP)
India won the space race hard.

>>513726817
ayyy dis nikkuh fux wid shutters

aight den yung bloo

>>513725103 (OP)
All these replies and not a single source

>>513727374
Yes

>>513725103 (OP)
How can we pay more taxes and create more regulations to help Saturn? And, if we don't do something, that's bad for our democracy.

>>513725103 (OP)
How could climate change do this?

>>513725893
Ask the Dem appointed judges that are blocking release of grand jury transcripts.

>>513725103 (OP)
All goes according to God's plan
Can you feel what comes next?

>>513725893
this. still not getting distracted from the fact that donald j trump is explicitly named a repeated client on the epstein list

When you see past the magic mumbo-jumbo and mysticism , propaganda , control and trickery.
The truth is much better and simpler.

>>513725659
0/10
knees too sharp

>>513725103 (OP)
Saturnbros...

>>513725103 (OP)
>Much faster
>20 billion instead of 30 billion years
Oh my science!!

>>513725103 (OP)
EUbros we can save saturn by introducing a saturn tax, do it for scoience

>>513731131
think local, act solarsystemically

Damn, only 300 millions to go before the rings is gone.

Fuck.

>>513725514
lmao

>>513725103 (OP)
co2 emissions caused this

>>513725103 (OP)
Must be global warming!

>>513725514
Lol. Hire white demons next time Saturnian kikes

>>513725103 (OP)
That looks fake as fuck.

>>513731888
>>513731905
1000% tax on coal and saturn will remain the same for your future doctors and engineers, we can do it! Proud to be european

>>513732794
well yeah. it is. its not a real picture.

>planet
>rings
fake & gay; all made up

>>513725103 (OP)
I looked at Saturn and its moon titan last night in my 8 inch dobsonian telescope. It was so beautiful I called my wife to come out and look at it and she was astonished at the detail you could see. It is pretty magical. The rings are edge on right now but still visible as a thin line and where the fuck are the epstein files?????

>>513733909
lovely anon. i need to get a decent scope.

>>513730159
mostly false
negative entities control you through deception. They try to make you believe they're responsible for everything you see in art. While they are responsible for some of it, they're not responsible for all of it. You're on this planet to learn lessons. Now why would you be here if you weren't even given a fighting chance at least? The negative entities try to rot your brain with fear porn. Don't fall for it. They're significantly less powerful than they would have you believe.

>>513725103 (OP)
Climate change is destroying the solar system

>>513733980
I think I'd like a bigger telescope than 8 inches but I got a great deal on it for $250 from a guy on craigslist so ended up going with the cheap option. 8 inches is still a killer viewing experience for the money. I think I stared at the moon for a week straight completely awestruck. Check craigslist and see if someone has a 8 inch dobsonian (or larger) for sale.

>>513725103 (OP)
Long ago. A monstrous titan was sealed away in layered barriers of salt. To this day salt is used to ward away demons. This will impact the trout population.

>>513734694
Chud astro-divination, very cool

>>513725103 (OP)
imagine believing this shit

>>513734676
yeah i was thinking that size or up to 12" if theres a good deal.

>>513734266
>You're on this planet to learn lessons.
This planet is prison and loosh farm

>>513734780
Should the last ring fall. Saturn will kill us all.

>>513735181
lets just hope that the rod and ring shall not strike. or should we?

>>513725680
>ff 5 years
>50% of Saturn's rings are gone
>turns out carbon dating sucks
>Earth is actually 6000 years old
Slippery slope we're on, fellas

>>513735158
>This planet is prison and loosh farm
it's easier to rescind responsibility than it is to cultivate faith

>>513725103 (OP)
iran stole them
its the final ring

>>513725103 (OP)
OH MY FUCKING GOD
GLOBAL WARMING
PLESE PUT A SATURN TAX ON FLYING
AND APPLES

Most planets in our solarsystem has had rings or are forming rings.

>>513726361
Well that's not true at all. Instant digital images see them as well.

- engagement farm
- AI slop image
- find the article
- heh some research suggests the rings may disappear in 400 million years rather than the previously estimated 500 million years

journalists should be lined up and shot in the back of the head, all of them, everywhere

>>513725659
I'm mostly interested in what the shepherd moons do to the rings. There's a case for artificiality for them. Ancient sculpture project.

>>513725103 (OP)
THE JEWS ARE LOSING POWER

THE ARYAN DEUS JUPITER IS RISING
WE ABOUT TO BE FULL NAZI GERMANY WORLD!!!!

FUCK THE DEMIURGE
FUCK CHRONOS
FUCK YAWEH
FUCK SATURN
FUCK JEWS

>>513735773
>he shepherd moons
they are pertubaters. know what im saying?

>>513735706
yeah, its bad these days. they were always looking for a headline to grab you but its fucking stupid now. its a race to the bottom. which is kind of gay.

>>513726069
This is one of the most bizarre things to me
>for thousands of years jews worship saturn
>they wear a black cube on their head when praying
>thousands of muslims make pilgrimage to a black cube every year
>the christian cross is a black cube unfolded
>a 2d projection of a cube is a hexagon
>in the 1980s, a hexagon is discovered on saturn's pole
How did they know?

>>513736242
Repeating patterns are common in the universe, as long as you can notice them.

>>513725103 (OP)
Look what you did goy. Now pay reparation taxes