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Anonymous (ID: kzHTyB1T) Israel No.513736269 >>513736457 >>513736743 >>513736917 >>513736941 >>513737139 >>513737161 >>513737164 >>513737247 >>513737307 >>513737348 >>513737351 >>513737392 >>513737469 >>513737473 >>513737640 >>513737677 >>513737818 >>513737934 >>513737947 >>513737969 >>513738100 >>513738123 >>513738176 >>513738986 >>513739031
Anon, should I lower my standards and try to flirt with a little more fat women?


I try to flirt with skinny women in real life, multiple times, it not working.


I’m 1.81, with glasses, look average, autistic and low iq but I have nice beard, in the army but not combat role and don’t have m-16 to show off so not going help me get any bitch


I try flirt once with kind of “fat” woman, not too much fat, i think she low key show interest in me, didn’t get her number, maybe it was mistake?


I’m pretty sure it almost impossible for me to find skinny woman in my current level, Kek


It is what it is, but I’m still very horny and have big will to touch real life woman


Fat woman (not too much) is not that bad, I mean pussy is pussy, win is a win, game is a game.


At least I would rid my virginity already and get to touch real life woman.
Anonymous (ID: HQvZgFmj) United States No.513736457
>>513736269 (OP)
If you are down bad, sure
I will not judge you worse than I already have given your flag
Anonymous (ID: tTz8rpDN) United States No.513736743
>>513736269 (OP)
Idk just do it.
Anonymous (ID: gzI45C5U) United States No.513736828
>girlfriend nonsense
>>>/soc/
Anonymous (ID: NSUQaj5c) United States No.513736917 >>513736975 >>513737217 >>513737514 >>513737765 >>513738324 >>513739096
>>513736269 (OP)
>should I lower my standards
Yes, I'll take care of your fit ones until you're ready to step into the big leagues.
Anonymous (ID: H2cu8NmJ) United States No.513736941
>>513736269 (OP)
Quit coping and just admit you like the hogs
Anonymous (ID: KAG6e9xQ) United States No.513736975
>>513736917
Those physics are amazing.
Anonymous (ID: HUgD8j5E) Canada No.513737083
Please don't anon you won't be happy
A relationship of convenience isn't a relationship at all
As a man value your self worth and don't settle for a hambeast
Anonymous (ID: yw7E2mH4) Israel No.513737139 >>513737451
>>513736269 (OP)
Nigga rizz comes natural , **be loveable** and girls would love you too
Anonymous (ID: YpaadiBe) Germany No.513737161
>>513736269 (OP)
try it its great, get super fat one and tell her to jump on your spine and neck with knee elbows or heel, but full force. its amazing you have to try it, its safe dont worry.
Anonymous (ID: WLHYDVa2) Canada No.513737164 >>513737458
>>513736269 (OP)
I prefer fat chicks, but then they try a lot harder to impress me and keep me around because I'm fit and have a mostly symmetrical face. They'll excuse my autism more than skinny chicks do.
Anonymous (ID: /ijJdHgP) Canada No.513737217
>>513736917
back off, chud. She's BBC only.
Anonymous (ID: k/UN+Mon) United States No.513737247
>>513736269 (OP)
Yes do it.
>didn’t get her number, maybe it was mistake?
It was and upon reflection you know it.
Just get some pussy and get the ball rolling.
Anonymous (ID: LmNEBqxc) Germany No.513737307
>>513736269 (OP)
You can't touch real life women because they haven't been invented yet.
Anonymous (ID: hi0ktlCs) United States No.513737308
A few months ago, I was pretty depressed over a breakup from a 3 year relationship that had happened 2 months prior. I was going to a local bar a lot at the time, and one night while 4 beers and 2 shots in, I met a fat girl who seemed nice and cute, nerdy etc. She was very into me,joked about video games and kept saying I was hot and I even gave her my number.

I regretted it. This bitch just kept hassling me to hang out, because, as it turns out, she was married and her husband didn't pay attention to her so all she did was go to bars and try to get men to tall to her. She texted me constantly asking me to meet her at the bar and to call her all the time when her husband wasn't home, etc. I never accepted and told her she seemed way too desperate and that I didn't want to mess around with a married chick. That she should talk to her damn husband.

She promised me she'd chill out, but didn't. And she kept trying to get me to go out after midnight to meet up with her which I never did. I finally blocked her when she started offering me blowjobs and said she was thinking of me a lot. We had met face-to-face LITERALLY once, the day I met her, and never again. I don't think I'd even recognize her if I saw her again.

Now I'm afraid to go to my favorite bar where the bartenders sometimes gave me free beers because I think this bitch will be there and she'll follow me home and stab me. But at least I've stopped drinking as much.
Idontbumpshitthreads (ID: bAdFv6nX) United States No.513737348
>>513736269 (OP)
You should stick to black girls. The blacker the better
Anonymous (ID: 6athSz2n) Canada No.513737351
>>513736269 (OP)
No.
Fat women smell.
By giving attention to fatties it contributes to the problem.
If you are getting desperate go rent a hooker for an hour.
Anonymous (ID: zV4fVapq) Ireland No.513737392
>>513736269 (OP)
Maybe. Maybe you can make her loyal with food.
Anonymous (ID: HUgD8j5E) Canada No.513737451 >>513737554
>>513737139
What's the dating scene like for heebs? Similar to the west with womens infinite standards?
Anonymous (ID: YpaadiBe) Germany No.513737458
>>513737164
the reason fat girls can be better is because fat pushes the empty holes in so they feel tighter, both ass and pussy, well unless she is some 2m 200kg fat amazon then you need to leg fuck her, but short fatties have tight holes and they eat dick like its lunch, sometimes I am scared they will eat it for real how they gobble it.
Anonymous (ID: V3GO5Y+f) Canada No.513737469
>>513736269 (OP)
no i have fucked fat chicks and it is the path to ruin they are fucking disgusting they smell and they are pillow fucks they dont have to energy to go run and lose weight so they certainly dont have the energy to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch or ride you like a bull.

If you cant get skinny chicks theres something wrong with you, fix it and fuck normal women do not settle you will die
Anonymous (ID: vmMBTs/9) United States No.513737473
>>513736269 (OP)
Older women are better for your first time. Set your age range for 40-99, pay a compliment to the woman you match with along with a “:)”. Carry on the conversation a little, then ask if you can take them to dinner next week. If you set your age range younger, you’re going to be in serious competition with a lot of Chads and be left with the scraps if you’re lucky. I’ve been using this method since I was 18, it works even though I’m only 1.6m tall
Anonymous (ID: El/IMno0) Belgium No.513737503
Fucked fat girl sometimes, we called them 4 o clock girls, bars closed at 4 and fat ones stuck around until the very end hoping someone will take them home too.

Don't do it, you'll feel like a loser post-nut
Anonymous (ID: uHo/n4Qo) Hungary No.513737514
>>513736917
Anonymous (ID: YpaadiBe) Germany No.513737554
>>513737451
kidnapped white children in tunnels
Anonymous (ID: 6athSz2n) Canada No.513737640
>>513736269 (OP)
Ah I see you are IDF
>Retired CAF
We had a dude on Afghanistan predeployment training who never had sex. We just got him a hooker before we went over. It's not a big deal and you will have a better experience than plapping some fat piece of shit.
Imagine if you pick up a fatty at a bar and your first experience is flabby rolls and stanky unwashed vag.
Anonymous (ID: HuKqMUrN) United States No.513737677 >>513737767 >>513738538
>>513736269 (OP)
fat sluts suck the worst dick...skinny whores are no better
Anonymous (ID: kT53x2OD) United States No.513737765
>>513736917
Damn i think I've followed this girl on fansly for a year or two now and its never occurred to me that shes jewish
Anonymous (ID: uHo/n4Qo) Hungary No.513737767 >>513738094 >>513738553
>>513737677
What's your point? In your experience guys suck cock in a better way?
Anonymous (ID: TC8L8QLa) United States No.513737818 >>513737958
>>513736269 (OP)
>don’t have m-16 to show off
If you really think this would help you get laid, you are a lost cause.
Anonymous (ID: Cnm/Ke/y) Latvia No.513737934
>>513736269 (OP)
You can do it if you're not some kind of a retarded who gets tricked into a relationship with one. Make sure to not take it too far.
Anonymous (ID: xg0xicc3) United States No.513737947
>>513736269 (OP)
damn what you should do is use your military to blockade your own nation and force the fatties to lose 100 lbs then everyone in the country is skinny problem solved.
Anonymous (ID: kzHTyB1T) Israel No.513737958 >>513738118
>>513737818

It absolutely does, you moron

Also, I mean more on being in combat role, bitches love men in combat role in the army
Anonymous (ID: vrgRCm2+) United States No.513737969
>>513736269 (OP)
>should I give a hungry girl my cock???
Being a kike you should charge her for the free calories.
Anonymous (ID: YpaadiBe) Germany No.513738094 >>513738458
>>513737767
>In your experience
how would he even know what having a cock sucked feels like, he was mutilated as a baby and misses half of dick parts. If I dunked my penis head into acid I would have more feeling after than an average american circumcision sufferer.
Anonymous (ID: t6seMUij) United States No.513738100
>>513736269 (OP)
Worked for me, but beware. Fat or ugly women are like short men. They go one of two ways:
1. They realize they don't get as good of treatment as people more attractive than them and get bitter at the world and are unpleasant to be around.
2. They take their shitty hand God delt them and roll with it. They dump all their XP into charisma and the stats they can control.

Learn to identify the 2nd
Anonymous (ID: Cnm/Ke/y) Latvia No.513738118 >>513738632
>>513737958
Just larp and say you've already sniped 50 palestinian children. That will get you laid.
Anonymous (ID: bITFbZWe) United States No.513738123 >>513738363
>>513736269 (OP)
>Jew flag
Was this on purpose??

I've had both versions.
How old are you?
Anonymous (ID: kMKL0yY1) United Kingdom No.513738176 >>513738314 >>513738538
>>513736269 (OP)
Eh maybe. Remember there is always the possibility of getting them to loose weight.
Anonymous (ID: t6seMUij) United States No.513738314 >>513738538
>>513738176
Mine did
Anonymous (ID: 6z75+ECt) United States No.513738324 >>513738877
>>513736917
jewish women honesty scare me. They look like harpies irl
Anonymous (ID: kzHTyB1T) Israel No.513738363 >>513739148
>>513738123

20
Anonymous (ID: HuKqMUrN) United States No.513738458
>>513738094
you lie me cock skin is still attached to me pp...im one of the lucky bastards who mom did fall for the skinless pp.
Dragonas Rojas (ID: nVdoGosT) No.513738461
-_-
Anonymous (ID: mETRS/ng) United States No.513738538 >>513738669
>>513737677
It is either pounding bony ass or harpooning a whale. Neither is a pleasant experience. If you somehow fuck a chick who isn't, chances are she is still gonna have blown out holes and or be a dead starfish in bed. That isn't even getting into the STDs. The thing I was most bitter about when ignoring pregnancy and STD risks was how fucking hard it was to get sex that wasn't painfully mediocre at best.

>>513738176
>>513738314
Than she dumps you for an upgrade since she is now convinced she can do better.
Anonymous (ID: HuKqMUrN) United States No.513738553
>>513737767
nah the nerdy girls and the fit one really give me pp a good sucky sucky from my experience
Anonymous (ID: kzHTyB1T) Israel No.513738632 >>513738723
>>513738118

I swear I was thinking about it


But it not be so believable without gun


First i need to steal some m-16 from the army, not sure how but I need to put my hands on one


And than I can larp as chad idf in combat role
Dragonas Rojas (ID: nVdoGosT) No.513738643
Do you hear that sound?

That's the sound of a vagina drying up.
Anonymous (ID: HuKqMUrN) United States No.513738669 >>513738974
>>513738538
im talking blown jobs only mate...putting your pp inside a pucci is disgusting
Anonymous (ID: zRv7NXRD) United States No.513738708 >>513738884 >>513738928
Bro get a fat bitch. Not a hog beast or a whale (same to me. Kankles are okay) and just get her on your routine. Have her in the gym with you and shit get her on some cardio and get her in shape and fit and not only do you get peepee touches but you have a loyal and devoted woman who knows from thick to thin you were her mentor coach friend and lover. It's harder for them to leave you after such an emotional fucking.
Dragonas Rojas (ID: nVdoGosT) No.513738723
>>513738632
>And than I can larp as chad idf in combat role


lol
Anonymous (ID: NSUQaj5c) United States No.513738877 >>513738968
>>513738324
Their alpha bitch aurora tends to intimidate weak men, hence why op ain't getting laid.
Dragonas Rojas (ID: nVdoGosT) No.513738884
>>513738708
No sleep, 4chan 24/7 schedule?
Anonymous (ID: kzHTyB1T) Israel No.513738928
>>513738708

I’m not going investing so much in some girl


I just want to touch real life woman, have sex for first time


I myself not going to gym, lmao

But I start to do some boxing idk and I’m not fat, but not muscular also
Dragonas Rojas (ID: nVdoGosT) No.513738968
>>513738877
You make a decent point.
Anonymous (ID: mETRS/ng) United States No.513738974
>>513738669
A good enough blowjob is honestly better than pussy most of the time and if it is an amazing blowjob nothing short of pompoir pussy can beat it.
Anonymous (ID: B5q8Rbql) United States No.513738986 >>513739093
>>513736269 (OP)
>Anon, should I lower my standards and try to flirt with a little more fat women?
No, fat/ugly women aren't really that much easier to get with than the hotter ones. They are the ones who are the most focused on getting a stereotypical Chad type boyfriend because they are extremely insecure about their looks and want to prove that they are attractive enough to get a hot guy too.
>I try to flirt with skinny women in real life, multiple times, it not working.
You probably need to be a lot more aggressive/assertive. Flirting is good, but at some point you need to make a real move that shows your undeniably sexual/romantic intent and makes it clear that this isn't just a totally sexless, platonic, friendly interaction. You need to do something that forces the girl to give you a definitive yes or no rejection. Ask her on a date, invite her back to your place, move in for a kiss, etc.
You can flirt all night, but if you never make that real definitive move, nothing is going to come of it.
Especially as a virgin, you are probably being way too timid and slow.
For me personally, I typically will be at a party or bar or club or somewhere like that, and will meet a girl and start talking to her, and will ask if she wants to come home with me very early in the conversation.
>I’m 1.81, with glasses, look average, autistic and low iq but I have nice beard, in the army but not combat role and don’t have m-16 to show off so not going help me get any bitch
As a man, your looks barely matter. It's very rare for a guy to be so ugly that he has no chance with a girl based on his looks alone. It's the woman's job to attract a man with her looks, not the man's.
The man's role is to be aggressive, make the first move, take risks, and keep pushing things forward sexually/physically. The guys who consistently do those things get girls, regardless of what they look like. The men who don't do those things don't get girls, regardless of what they look like.
Anonymous (ID: a3pe3MvN) Canada No.513739031
>>513736269 (OP)
>politics?
Dragonas Rojas (ID: nVdoGosT) No.513739093
>>513738986
*Tryna trigger
Anonymous (ID: JeJTWKpj) Poland No.513739096
>>513736917
>tfw she can post this video only because her grandma was doing same thing for SS officers
Anonymous (ID: bITFbZWe) United States No.513739148
>>513738363
Oof.
You should have your pick of the litter at 20. You haven't even peaked physically yet.
You cap out at around 30-35. And your body will start doing weird shit around 40-45. Buck up ya young man. Plenty of time.
But remember you are extremely young, and it doesn't much matter what you do, you will inevitably crash into a couple skinnies and a couple fats. That's life.
Patience young fella.