*clinking whistley music and animal noises*
BEHOLD YOUR KING TRUMPHOTEP GRACES THE BAZAAR WITH HIS PRESENCE.
LET ALL BUSINESS DEALINGS HALT TO HEAR HIS MESSAGE
>Behold, it is I the REAL Trumphotep
>WHO has been smearing my good name? Speaking of prices UP and not DOWN?
>This is a forgery of my edict!
>*waves hands and shakes head*
>*sits back down in chariot*
...YOU MAY NOW CONTINUE YOUR BUSINESS IN HIS ROYAL BAZAAR BUT BE WARNED ABOUT SPEAKING OF PRICES UP AND NOT DOWN WHEN HIS EDICT HAS STATED THAT PRICES DOWN AND NOT UP!
*labored camel noises and dust*
BEHOLD YOUR KING TRUMPHOTEP GRACES THE BAZAAR WITH HIS PRESENCE.
LET ALL BUSINESS DEALINGS HALT TO HEAR HIS MESSAGE
>Behold, it is I the REAL Trumphotep
>WHO has been smearing my good name? Speaking of prices UP and not DOWN?
>This is a forgery of my edict!
>*waves hands and shakes head*
>*sits back down in chariot*
...YOU MAY NOW CONTINUE YOUR BUSINESS IN HIS ROYAL BAZAAR BUT BE WARNED ABOUT SPEAKING OF PRICES UP AND NOT DOWN WHEN HIS EDICT HAS STATED THAT PRICES DOWN AND NOT UP!
*labored camel noises and dust*