Thread 513743130

Finally. Our society is speaking up against hate

>>513743130 (OP)
They probably delayed it specifically to remove the stupid woke shit already in and rewrite half the script. Imagine releasing a game with 2021-22 era writing and sensibilities in 2026. They'll be fucked if they do, it'll make Saints Row 2022 look like a critical success.

>>513743130 (OP)
FUCKING KNEW IT
900000000000000 JOKES ABOUT WHITE REDNECKS AND ORANGE MAN BAD: THE GAME

I can't shoot up gay pride parades now?

I knew it was going to suck.

What?
What the fuck?

I've played a few GTAs over the years and they've satirized EVERYONE. Even jews got a few call outs.
Why are people hand wringing now?

>>513743130 (OP)
> only jokes about straight white male boomers
Sure recipe for the most boring GTA ever. I wonder if it's even worth torrenting.

All (((gaming))) has been wokeslop for years. Sage

If i cant run a tank through the pride parade and do burnouts on the trans flag crosswalk im not buying this slop.

>>513743955
Only if you mod it

>>513743370
rockstar can release a pile of shit (as proven by the pile of shit rdr2) and it still would break sales records because gamers are retarded

>>513743130 (OP)
I'm not buying it, I don't care.

>>513743692
>> only jokes about straight white male boomers

Have you ever been to LA? The only White people there are turbo autist trannys and fent zombies who scurry around like diseased rats.

Nobody here actually thinks White people control anything anymore. Its literally fake for TV.

only an idiot would pre-order that goyslop.

it's the biggest IQ test of our time.

>>513743130 (OP)
Damn I was looking forward to that game.

Britain is a shithole

no hurting feelings in the murder simulator ok goy?

>>513743130 (OP)
This game is going to suck ass.

>>513743130 (OP)
Whatever little hope I had is now gone. Fuck this gay Earth.

>>513743370
This is definitely what happened. The culture made a huge change, woke shit is hated when it was mainstream just a couple years ago.

>>513743130 (OP)
This is from an old statement. GTA VI will be their most transphobic game to date.

>>513743130 (OP)
GTA 6 looks like it’s going to be shit. Looks too woke
I will be sticking to modded gta iv probably

it will be about the spic woman putting the white guy down, him being subservient to her
guarantee there will be a scene where he puts his hands up and acts like a little bitch to some nigger
the dialog will all be about making fun of white rednecks while hyping up fat gorilla nigresses twerking on cars

>>513744132
Normies cannot see the writing on the wall.
Shit must literally hit the fan and everything go down in flames in front of them for them to realize there's a problem.
Meanwhile everybody like us who can look ahead and tell that the shit is coming, have to suffer through it all thinking of how good things could be if the vast majority of the population weren't total fucking retards.

>>513743130 (OP)
I hope that means they respect nonbuynary people

these gays censored tranny jokes in gta 5 btw, dont believe their lies

>>513743130 (OP)
So gay

>>513743130 (OP)
Clickbait or not I don't care at this point. The game is going to be shit because we live in a fake world and if that game is to kowtow a literally fake and gay hegemony the concern cannot possibly be a creative endeavor first and formost, through and through. Last I saw I thought they were going to be sort of anti-woke and post globohomo hegemony like the court jester, with that "diversity and treats" sign and the rumors that they spent time to remove "wokeness" in response to it's obvious detriment in the industy and the shifting of attitudes around it. It would be gay, but unsurprising to me if they just went back to "we're being gay", if for no more than that poeple happilly let themselves take it in the rear end if you're gentle enough, like the frog in the pot analogy.

All gay anyways not like I give a damn, it's babylonian.

>>513743130 (OP)
I mean the way they accurately depict blacks/rednecks in the game already looks like a joke to civilized people.

>>513743130 (OP)
It's gonna be a hate whitey simulator. Probably the only one of its kind that will sale well.

>>513743685
Everyone who wrote those GTAs is gone from Rockstar. The Housers are also gone. This will be certified hot dogshit designed exclusively around selling shark cards.

>>513744693
>it's the biggest IQ test of our time.
I think you're missing something from a few years ago, anon.

>>513743130 (OP)
Saying you would be punching down if you made jokes about them, essentially you admit they are below you in the first place. Who is the real racist now then?

>>513744132
RDR2 was not a pile of shit and it basically set the standard as to how games should look/feel in the future. Even if you weren’t crazy about the story, the game is a work of art. If you want to play slop, stick to the Persona games that /v/ loves.

>>513745972
sometimes I forget it happened, how did that all turn out? did the vax actually do ANYTHING good or bad?

>>513746451
>cowboy game
>not allowed to fight the indians
its woke, anon. its more woke than a fancy lad down cuba way with sand on his thighs

>>513746593
>a fancy lad down cuba way with sand on his thighs
corr

>>513746593
That's not what the plot was though retard. Is was arbitrary and impotent rebellion against the changing times that arfur/dutch and the indians were doing.

>>513744132
But, RDR2 cost about 500 million to make, so GTA6 is probably over 1b production cost. They will sell alot, but they will need GTA6 to be a 10+ year piggy bank to break even. Anything negative will impact it sale over the 10 years period.

rockstar games are boring
you play one youve played them all. theyre all chore simulators.

not much different than bethesda that has been remaking the same shitty game for 20 years

>>513746451
>how games should look/feel in the future
Boring as fuck button masher you have to tap a button to run faster in? Hard pass theirs no reply value, it's too boring with nothing to do outside the main missions.

>>513746754
if they made it like they make gta I could have still been a cowboy shooting indians. in gta san andreas I could kill my own gang members en masse

How pozzed will this game be?
I also dread all the videos and articles that will flood all the sites once this is actually released.

>>513743130 (OP)
>The game everyone was expecting to define a turning point of the century will just be reddit tier safe space slop with maybe a little violence but not against anybody but white people because that would be racist
Lmao I can already see the suicides as people just give up completely.

>>513743130 (OP)

>Won't punch down

I guarantee you the game is filled with semi retarded rednecks who you're supposed to laugh at because they're poor and uneducated.

>>513747014
>I guarantee you the game is filled with semi retarded rednecks who you're supposed to laugh at because they're poor and uneducated.
At the very least the game will feature them. Then again it will also feature the most incredibly niggerish niggers, maybe in gaming history, judging by the trailer.

>>513746754
Uh huh, and San Andreas was about political LA corrupt cops using their power to abuse marginalized poor black communities and not niggers gangbanging and dealing dope

>>513743521
if you try the bullets dont hit anything and bounce off
they already have stuff like that in GTAV and RDR2

>>513747192
>not niggers gangbanging and dealing dope
did you even play the game? basically your entire family and all your friends do that, the best part of the gameplay is gangbanging on your rival niggers the ballers to show off how fucking giganig you got at he gym mashing the buttons

>>513743130 (OP)
Pathetic

>>513746593
But they actually do a good job explaining why they had blacks and natives running with their crew. Dutch would recruit them under the guise of equality and basically manipulate them for their loyalty. He didn’t give a shit about the natives in RDR. He was just using them.

>>513746876
I don’t think you’re wrong, but the game is still a masterpiece for what it is. There’s no open world game that has that level of immersion aside from KCD2 and CP2077

>>513747388
oh the white guy was manipulating the innocent noble savages, what a shocking narrative, amazing writing. rockstar is cucked when they cant let you fight the indians in their cowboy game, and you know it

>>513743130 (OP)
only a white supremacist would put white on top of the racial totem pole

>>513743130 (OP)
I COULDN'T EVEN KILL ANY FUCKING INDIANS IN RDR 2

>>513747806
nah liberals and communists put whites on top of the totem pole, conservatives insist there is no totem pole, white supremacists put jews on top

>>513747388

ARMA3

>>513743130 (OP)
Does no one remember when GTA Online shut down their servers for a George Floyd moment of silence?

>>513747635
Again, I’m not arguing that fact, but cucked shit aside, the writing wasn’t terrible and the open world is amazing even by today’s standards. RDR2 blew my mind in 2018. It felt and looked next gen. Hell, even warhorse shoehorned a black into KCD2, after twitter fags complained there were no minorities in the first game.

>>513745078
yarr

>>513747995
>the open world is amazing
this I will grant you but their writing had zero balls, your wild west outlaw has to carefully avoid actually acting like a man of his time and its often quite painful to listen to

>>513747894
ARMA 2 and 3 are pretty decent

>>513743130 (OP)
IDGAF about Nigger Simulator 2013 and I sure as shit don't give a fuck about the 2026 version. The real problem is TES VI is confirmed to take place is Hammerfell and will feature mostly Redguards. I don't want to spend precious graphics power on rendering niggers in my livingroom fuck you Tod.

>>513743130 (OP)
Cool, that means it won't be funny.

People who pay for this faggot shit deserve whatever they get

>>513747203
was the truck okay???

>>513748130
I’ll just mod in an orc-wife and take a harem of Redguard women

>>513748130
This is okay to me because they haven’t done hammerfell in a long time and they are their own distinct people from the start that barely leave their country.

It’s when they make nigger elves and dwarves that I get pissed. If there’s a niggerland of just niggers and I can still make a white character I’ll be happy, just hope it’s not their last elder scrolls game Bethesda is getting old.

Muttmerica will be finishd for good with this release.

>>513743130 (OP)
it’s funny when the jews get pissy no one knows what the fuck to do

they occupy both ends of the spectrum and nothing will satisfy them but the destruction of all you love

>>513743130 (OP)
Woke game. Do not buy.

>>513743130 (OP)
dat nigga cross eyed

>>513748476
Gross (the niggers not the orc).

>>513748717
It's not that there simply IS a niggerland the problem is the game takes place there. Think more Skyrim not ESO (which already features Hammerfell).

>>513743130 (OP)
Why I have those feelings the gta 6 gonna be a bigger failure than E.T was?

You tourists need to get the fuck out of my hobby
Same "people" that complain about "why dont they make fun of both sides" when they do but youre upset because they make fun of conservatives
Seeing this thread and how nobody knows Rockstar or even the development of gta6 shows to me youre complete tourists and I am completely fine gatekeeping you
Go find another "hobby" you whiny fucking faggots

>>513743370
There's a Saint's Row from 2022?

>>513750942
didn't know this pepe was based on a true story

>>513743130 (OP)
I'm not buying your game at full price nigger.

>>513746451
Nigger, Rockstar wishes they could release anything half as good as the worst Persona game.
Nips understand that video games are silly toys for children, and not a gateway medium for shit writers who couldn't hack it in Hollywood to make retarded interactive movies with.

>>513743130 (OP)
They don't know what to do, the story has been rewritten like 3 times now. They know the pendulum is swinging.

>>513743370
i feel like this is a strong possibility

>>513743370
Our government gets to decide our culture with funding, that's a problem

>>513743130 (OP)
Niggers

>>513751676
>gateway medium for shit writers who couldn't hack it in Hollywood to make retarded interactive movies with.

This is it's own board. I am learning to write, and this cannot be overestimated. The number of bad writers in Hollywood and gaming. It's talented people too, they will read what they wrote, tell you it's banging, but it is such god awful shit. It's usually a millenial, and someone who is good at other things so they slip by.

>>513750942
To be fair, thats just one isolated incident, the LD 50 might be higher or lower then that. We need more fat fucks to eat huge amounts to know for sure, for science!

>>513746451
Boy I sure do love walking slowly in the snow for 3 hours and watching 18 cutscenes before playing a game whose "gameplay" is completed in 30 seconds upon giving me control with no notable upgrades, entirely unnecessary consumables, and a goddamned "turn your horse into a cutscene" button because they knew how sparse and boring the map was.

>>513746800
kek

>>513743130 (OP)
I predict the U.S. bans GTA6. Or has it heavily censored to make sure it doesn’t offend the regime

>>513743130 (OP)
so no jokes on whites?
or people with morals

>>513743370
yeah they wont trim it down too much tho

>>513744132
"gamers" are tourists who started gaming in 2013 or 2020
they ruined the entire hobby as now literally everything panders to them
the npc is a literal bioweapon they ruin everything fuck the real satan god for creating them
fucking souless hylics

>>513754064
Its wayyyyyyy too much of a golden goose to get banned anywhere

>>513754069
you must be new in the world.
'marginalized groups' means everyone except straight white men.
The entire game will center around destroying and humiliating them

>>513743431
Orange man's a philosmite, so yeah he's bad.

Can't wait for the singular trump adjacent joke the game makes in passing to get screen capped and shared 15000 times on /v/ while mentally ill troons try to get people to not buy it by asking why doesn't it also make fun of X Y and Z?

>>513754214
Look at the second trailer and repeat what you just said
Nothing worse than white fragility

>>513754326
You watch trailers? I bet you read reviews and buy premium editions AAA games on preorder too.

>>513754398
Okay so you're a tourist
Want to tell on yourself some more that you dont play videogames?

>>513743130 (OP)
Cool, not buying the game, gonna focus instead on my backlog on my PS3/PS4

>>513754326
Whiny niggers and yapping faggots are far worse. And contribute far less to society.

>>513747817
Fucking hated Arthur every 5 minutes
>Weeeeelll I'm just a simple country boy and don't know about all that but what I do know is women voting and respecting blacks is super important
Leave it to rockstar to have a game about a gang so ruthless and deadly the glowniggers had to blackmail one of the members into killing the others and end up making them a roaming band of quirk chungus faggots with less edge than yuroshit travellers

>>513754510
>Whiny niggers and yapping faggots
I agree republicans statistically contribute far less to society

>>513750942
Nah it's going to sell

>>513754326
I'm not white. Anyone with a baseline IQ above subhuman understands these dog whistles.
The mistake of the industry's masters is assuming the original formulas did not work.
Japan was the industry leader in gaming in the 90s and did not follow any of this woke shit.
Also GTA6 has been releasing bullshit trailers that have not only not represented the game, but have indefinitely delayed the game due to these new world developers being unable to produce a game that does not crash and burn under the weight of their DEI staff that cannot bring back the gaming industry from its total death after peak graphics in around 2015.
They were looting the corpse of late 90s games since, and still are with all these remastered titles, that is all they can do since they are unable to create and have driven out its creators

>>513754588
YWNBAW

>>513754632
>Crying about woke when none of those things take away from the success of a game
Nice essay tourist

>>513743130 (OP)
I'm going to love watching this fail miserably

>>513754588
Depends on the republican.
I despise tradcucks and neocons.
The Libertarians are cool in my book

>>513745569
It's real, here's there whole thing
>Rockstar Games is intentionally avoiding "punching down" in Grand Theft Auto 6 by not making jokes aimed at marginalized groups, a change from previous games in response to changes in the socio-political climate and employee backlash against a harsh work environment. While GTA 5 was known for its "no holds barred" humor that sometimes targeted marginalized communities, GTA 6 will likely feature a more sensitive approach to its satire, focusing on the broader societal landscape instead of on specific disadvantaged groups.
I think by "broader societal landscape" they mean "we gonna make fun of white people only". Which is fucking cucked because what's the point of playing GTA where blacks are all engineers and doctors.

>>513754648
You will never have your own personality

can't they just say they won't be shitting on anyone? saying you won't shit on "marginilized groops" really just implies open season on straight white people. its just an extremely racist thing to say.

or even better, how about you just shit on everyone and stop apologizing. a jokes a joke stop being weird.

>>513743130 (OP)
So the reason for the delay of GTA 6 was just Rockstar trying to wait out political correctness?
i sure hope

>>513748083
the first one is a masterpiece. The cutscenes and voiceacting are just the right level of corny

>>513754695
Dilate harder.

>>513754666
I was here before you were born subhuman.

>>513754814
Respect my 666 trips faggot

>>513754814
No, you are not an oldfag. Just a fag.

>>513754862
you were awarded the cursed digits by speaking to me. All your addresses belong to me.

Rockstar's top minds are right now trying to figure out how to fill GTA6 with gay pride parades and trannies on every street but prevent the player from being able to do any physical harm to them because they don't want to be legally alleged of sponsoring MUH H8 CRIEM

>>513754931
yes i am your father son.

>>513743370
Correct. It's also the reason why they will most likely delay the game again to fall. In the 2022 leak there were snippets of wokeism where they made a white guy in mission at pool a mockery and parody of some Qanon conspiracy theorist

>>513755064
this has been delaying the game for years

>>513754447
Couple things to note. I was here before Advicedog was a meme and was once banned by Snacks himself. I am currently playing EYE Divine Cybermancy, and read Fanged Noumena because I enjoyed Cruelty Squad so much. Before that? I was on a huge street fighter alpha 3 kick because I wanted to git gud with Necro after I got bored of Hokuto No Ken on ps2 because I kept breaking controllers trying to master Raoh, when I obviously should have played Toki, which was after playing the new jojo game as baoh because I loved the ova and the old jojo game, I think fight for the future. I owned the original big ass indestructible gameboy and enjoyed Warioland so much as a child I remember throwing a temper tantrum in toys r us because my parents wouldnt buy me a virtua boy to play the unique sequel, I have beaten every CUHRAYZEE game ever made before that general dropped off /vg/ but kept up the hobby, and SMT: Strange Journey is probably my favorite game ever made. I have aproximately 3000 hours in Isaac, not including when it was on newgrounds, and was a top firebug in North America on Killing Floor 2.

I dont buy micro transactions. I dont preorder. If I buy something it's on sale. I've beaten basically every rougelike ever made including shit like Cursed to Golf, and I enjoyed Juice Galaxy more than anyone reasonably should. Who the fuck are you?

>>513755375
>teleports behind you
he is gone, nothing personal

>>513755787
Not surprised. I had a giant rant typed up about my love of kousage games and mecha, as well as going infinite on MTGO because I would win vintage cube so often, but that was kicking a dead horse.

Anyways, the payment processor scandel made me really want to play Fear and Hunger before it's gone, I love aesthetic, but I dont really wish to get anally raped and bleed out from a giant troll cock in the first level. Same issue I had with black souls.

We must protect the poor jews

>>513751226
Yeah. It was an attempt to reboot the series. It was terrible and had nothing but woke bullshit in it and got rid of all the crude, irreverent humor that made Saint's Row great.

>>513746451
Technically great (not the shooting phases though), but boring game. It was nice to watch (not tge fights) more than to play.

Gtav its a boring game that print money because for zoomers was babby first open world game with cars and monetization

>>513757064
>It was nice to watch

And that's the future of gaming. We love in a spectator society now where people prefer to experience things by watching others do it rather than do it themselves. Nowhere is this phenomenon bigger than in gaming. So game developers now have to prioritize game design elements that are good for watching on a stream or YouTube "Let's Play" series.

>>513757064
Exploration was fun in that world, but not rewarding and it got old real quick. That said, it was an amazing experience in 2018. Remember open world games from that era? Witcher 3 and Fallout 4 were broken. To play RDR2 without a hitch was a nice experience.

>>513747309
>Sweet, we have a successful auto imports business and a partnership in a mob casino that effectively makes us immune to the cops' bullshit, plus I'm now managing a successful musician who's letting us stay in his mansion-
>NAH FUCK THAT CARL YOU GOTS TO HELP OUT THE HOOD
The whole game was about Carl's nigger brother trying to drag him back into the bucket

>>513743130 (OP)
You just know this game is going to be awful

>>513743370
>>513751226
>>513756872
It got rid of the humour and was lame in that respect, but the gameplay wasn't the worst. Then again I think I got it for free on Epic, if I'd paid for it I would've been pissed

>>513743521
you can but then your acc gets flagged for problematic thinking

>>513746451
Buddy, this is one of the most boring games I’ve ever played

>>513744693
Pre-ordering a digital download is insane to begin with.
They're afraid the bits will run out or something?