Thread 513748488

Retard Maxing
Act stupid and confused
People expect little of you
Always ask for help with simple tasks
Smile and look confused at simple tasks
Request extensive autistic levels of training
Triple check every step that you take for Tism' levels of quality assurance
You will be known as the tardo
But no one really hates you, they pitty you
And less responsability will be placed upon you

>>513748488 (OP)
I do this a lot also im kind of retarded

It gets tiring trying to be a proverbial jannE everywhere you go cleaning up logs of shit
Just step in the shit, smear it everywhere and call for an adult
Just pretend that you are a senile boomer alzneimers patient

i do this at my work.
my current position pays decently and i've no desire to "climb the ladder". i'm quite happy where i am. i actively shirk extra responsibility, and if it's forced on me im sure to fuck it up somehow, or be really inefficient and slow.
now they never ask me to do anything challenging. it's perfect. easy life.

>>513748488 (OP)
So basically act like an Indian. Do we stop showering too and try to rape females when we get drunk?

>>513748488 (OP)
>black person approaches me on the street
>pretend I don't speak any english
>pretend I'm high
>run away and scream NIGGERS

>>513748488 (OP)
Anons is it hard to fake being retarded for NEETbux?

>>513748488 (OP)
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0
>lol

>>513748488 (OP)
>Act
Ha, y-yeah, good plan.

Practice saying
Please help me with this?
How do I do this the proper way?
Can I recieve additional training?

Also becoming the safety autist can be fun.
You become the "safety person".
You moniter for eye wear and safety glasses, hearing protection, protective shoes, Headwear.
You point out unsafe areas, lockout/tagout, OSHA, hazmat

>>513749141
Think you have to be around the level of a downy for that. Even they get work placements so I don't know, you'd probably have to be drooling and shitting yourself for those disability gibs.

>>513749481
I remember on one episode of PGL sam and nick were talking about how the without the know it all nagging annoying dickhead guy, people can die preventable deaths

>>513748488 (OP)
>giving up all the salsa for free

Pendejo!

>>513748488 (OP)
Mmm this bird look delicious.

>>513748488 (OP)
Feds are entrapping people using the legal system to make everyone miserable until they chimp out and then when that happens they charge hours and fees to "preserve order"
Tongue my anus fed

>>513749861
The extent of their information systems tracking with their lawfare makes it so that its entrapment.

FedMaxing
If the glowies come to your door regarding posts engaging human trafficker business owners with extreme prejudice...
Instead offer to sneed it or keep it and pooshiesty link up to perform citizens arrests upon those business owners instead...
Check...and Incidently...M8...
BTW the offer still stands, if you pussies are too scared, I'll lead the away team
Red shirt and all cuz
What Would Joe Smith Do?
He would probably have already been shooting you pussies by now
Anyway, I digress...
Let me know if you need a real ass nigga to show you how to arrest business owners who hire illegals...human trafficking basically yall...*cough cough* AKA if yall niggas did your job, I wouldn't have to
Come to my door trying to sell me human trafficking time shares njgga?
Act like you know nigga...
Real One

This is the best thread i've seen on this board in a while. Please post more often based retard maxer. I wish you the best. Godspeed.

also I would love more webms of cool animals like peacocks or other shiny birds.

>>513750623
I triple check
Every.Single.Step.
WITHOUT FAIL
DO
NOT
USE
SHORTCUTS
Use the proper technical data at all times!
You can ignore others actions, as you are too autistic to break away to see what they are doing...you need help with your task right now as it is causing an autistic episode.
Do It By The Book
Is it being done safely and correctly?
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SLOW DOWN IT IS SAFER TO GO SLOW AND ACCURATLY

>>513748488 (OP)
Nice self-sabotage propaganda.

shiny bird, i see what you did there in webm. ;)

>>513748488 (OP)
this is a good way to get laid off or get less hours at work

>>513748488 (OP)
less responsibility means less power, it kind of feels good knowing people look to you for what to do next, I think it builda confidence when youre better than everyone around you and they acknowledge it

>>513748488 (OP)
I do this sometimes to avoid hostility from people who give off a dickhead / cunt vibe.
It's not an uncommon behavior for people in general. I've definitely seen people I know are smart do the same thing.

It's more about not giving a shit about pecking order in some temporary environment, but you sense a fragile ego or two around you, so you just let them take charge.

>>513748488 (OP)
High Thumos.

>>513748488 (OP)
How could evolution really explain this display
>But it's for mating!!!

Then why does it have to be so complicated? Why wouldn't beings be basic simple robots or automatons, this is very extrenuous and wouldn't be necessary. Also those feathers don't really seem to do much else, why wouldn't hauling them around be a disadvantage in almost every way?

>>513748818
Holy shit the wagie dance is real

>>513752919
>>513752919

>>513748488 (OP)
I think I'm this guy at the office.

>>513748818
Hundreds of thousands of white Americans died in the Civil war, WW1, WW2, Korea, Vietnam and playing Saddam hide n' seek for this.

>>513753027
I have been made this guy at the office by force and learned to embrace it.

>>513753025
ah yes
another zionist

>>513752919
No natural predators
The beautiful ones...
CONDUCTOR
WE
HAVE
A
PROBLEMO

>>513753268
This describes something completely different, not speciation.

>>513748488 (OP)
I've tried to do this, it's impossible. What happens is I get pissed off eventually with people and end up showing my pl. I would love to be the dumb fat funny likeable guy, but I'm a fuckin asshole.

>>513750958
"Its just that" but you need to hire someone to tell you how it works, all the laws tied to it because there's so many strings attached, and that's without even getting into the process of getting a license

>>513748488 (OP)
I do this quite often. I also post here all day.

>>513748488 (OP)
i volunteer for the most complex, messy, ugly, high-visibility tasks where i get limited funding and insufficient schedule, because i hate my life -- and i welcome pain, humiliation, and suffering

>>513753390
It's not stupidity
It's autism through accuracy
It's hard to hate someone like that
But you won't be the guy doing 2-3 jobs at the same time stressing over someone else's corporate revenue profits.
Stress is soooooo low work becomes almost fun to play a game
You won't be expected to work 90 hours for a salary of 40
Mgarr

>>513753390
TRUTH TELLER!

I used to do this alot during my teenage years but then i became a zogbot and still did it for lower responsibility . It s not worth stressing yourself for anything these days. Basically live as low stress as those rich retards as much you can

>>513748488 (OP)
I’ve done that before when I worked at the IRS. It was also like 20% blacks so it was fun pretending to be stupid around them.

>tripple check
this screams Jewish blood and I fucking hate you you faggot white boy we’re gonna fucking kill you

>>513749676
They are edible and fairly good I’ve heard.

>>513749514
I'm pretty far in the SSDI/SSI process. But I have legit schizophrenia and have trouble caring for myself. I have an aide that helps with shit.

I still was denied 3+ times and this time It's going to a judge.

My work history, diagnosis, and medications *SHOULD* get me it but I am white and they expect me to be a taxpig.

>>513754025
you wont do shit subhuman

>>513753390
ive considered the idea of acting like a retard to shirk responsibility at work, but it seems like such a chore to have to playact like a helpless idiot
i'd rather just do actual work than roleplay all day and deceive people and waste their time, the more i think about it the more demonic it seems honestly

>>513753025
/pol/ thinks this creatura is more of a human than the black KING staring in stupified awe at her retardation.

>>513756749
/pol/ is mostly shitskin mystery meat mutts like her

female peacocks be like "he's sexy"