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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

>>513749941 (OP)
The sexy milf is back

Fuck yeah, Dan in drag is always better than Dan.

19 years old, convicted felon out on parole (how the fuck are you a felon on parole at 19?) and has drugs, guns, and other felonies in the car chase.
I could say "he'll be back out on the streets in 3 months" and some jackass will say its Arkansas and how they don't mess around. THEY ALREADY FUCKIN LET HIM OUT AT 19 to offend again.

TYB and good evening anons

>a gun with one bullet in the chamber
banfield is retarded

What if Curtis waits for all of them in the parking lot after the show and guns them all down for humiliating them

Isn’t this from a couple weeks ago?? I want my chimpouts LIVE

Things are moving fast.

didn't get to see the flip from last week, disappointing.

>>513750628
>>513750664
First shift until 9pm EST. This is a "best of" intro show until then. Reset your bingo boards. Slam a few cocktails, and get toasty for when the show really starts.

>>513750664
First shift doesn’t count.

>>513750777
>130mph pit

These cops are putting their lives at risk so they can get clipped on YouTube or this show. I’ve noticed a trend where cops are acting “cool” or being extra on cool calls because they know they’ll be in YouTube.

>>513750888
So they should instead let the felon with a loaded gun put them on a goose chase for hours leaving many more lives potentially in danger

>>513750785
>>513750790

I take First Shift, since it is hard enough to win, like 1 in four, but here is a reset bingo card for your enjoyment.

>>513751033
Cops call off chases like this all the time when the risk to the public outweighs the benefits from catching the nigger

>>513750119
Lady Dan is best Dan.

I don't drink my Mike's Harder Lemonade until the Real-Time OPL starts after FS.

>>513750888
>>513751117
Most departments across the country refuse to do PITs that fast because its also super dangerous for the cop. If it goes bad and spins the cop into a stationary object they're dead too.

Who the fuck cares about the risk to the perp, fuck em.

>>513751323

The PIT seems medieval and titillating AF.

>>513751471
For some reason, its considered a bad thing if cops were equipped with machine guns and simply start firing into the fleeing vehicle. I can't figure out why, theres always some fucking liberal trying to tell me thats cruel or something as if doing 100mph down a residential area isn't cruel.

HEY SATAN LETS FUCK!

>>513751559

Riding machine gun is coming, when robots get better.

>>513750119
what's fucked is that there's no show for the next 2 weekends, so that means dan took THREE WEEKS OFF

>>513752022
You mean my next two weekends are going to be more exciting than usual?

Do any archivists have the webm of the suburban squad cars going off a ramp and both cops failed to wear their seatbelts for a high speed chase?

>>513752175
Was that a chase that went through the construction area?

>>513752175
this maybe

>>513752502
yeah that one!

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

Riverdale? Isn't that where the Hardy Boys live?

Good morning, anons. Starts in a few minutes, right?

Do I have time to make myself some cup of noodles?

>>513753181
Three minutes.

This better be good.

>>513752502
I hope that cop was fired for getting the camera man crushed because he thought it would be good to drive in no visibility

>>513753236
Thanks anon, just in time then.

>>513752022
Every Jew has to visit Israel periodically

Downtown Danny Brown

>>513749941 (OP)
if cops don't die, it's not entertaining

>>513752121

I'm afraid so. Who knows? Maybe you'll see a crime being perpetrated by a certain group in the real world and Dan will appear to turn your head.

>>513753496
Jewish television media is not the only entity that can dispense entertainment.

Where are Addy and Bryce? I don't need to here about Danny smelling weed.

>>513753602
>Where are Addy and Bryce?
at my place, showing butthole

Dan trannied out

DAN IS IN DRAG TONGIHT
IS
IN
DRAG
TONIGHT

Danny probably is a raging drunk or pill popper and he’s out here ruining lives over weed

>>513753697

You bastard.

>>513753702
Dan WISHES he was that hot in drag

I miss Tom Morris Jr. ;-(

sticks and rizzo are going to run train on ashley

This one zesty ass dude

"Drinking alcohol is not a solution." More of a suspension or an admixture.

>>513753714

If they pull him over on this show before brutalizing and arresting him I'd die of happiness.

So there's no Dan, but Sticks and Curtis are both there?
After Curtis has been MIA for weeks?
Trouble in paradise?

>>513753846

Dan and Curtis are having a bare knuckle death match in international waters.

>>513753846
Yes, word on twitter is there are N word accusations against Dan.

>post a video on tiktok getting arrested on OPL
>same day get pulled over again on OPL

smooth

>>513753701
>>513753702

>>513753908

Yeah. Curtis called him a "nobody".

Got the deep search gloves on again.

>>513753913
What's his account name?

>>513753943
link/pic?

Jesus, I thought Buicks were supposed to be "affordable" luxury. Why is that a brand? Shouldn't that have a Chevy badge?

total druggy death

I just heard a smoke detector beep

>>513749941 (OP)
Anyone have a stream?

>>513753846
>After Curtis has been MIA for weeks?
>Trouble in paradise?
Nah, he was just Black and missing.

>>513753966
no clue

>>513754181
peacocktv.com

is this the first night without the shr!mp p0ster b0t?

i'm honestly shocked

>>513754181
Use reelz.
https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/
Open in PiP and use this as chat unless you have two monitors.

Does the cop have 1488 on his forearm?!?

It only Dan was here to see them beating an innocent White man

rate tonight's pizza

didn't have time to make dough so picked up a few slices

>STOP FUCKING MOVING
HAH, FCC GET FUCKED

>>513754232
Never answer that question. It's always shrimpfag asking, so he can respond with
>hurr durrr that's an unsafe/virus website!
And pathetically try to social engineer people to go to his literal virus shrimpfag stream instead

Did I hear a "fuck" slip through the censor?

>>513754227
>>513754232
Thanks. I haven’t watched it or been in these threads in a long time. Maybe a year or 2. Didn’t realize it’s free now.

>>513754309
The guy with the beep button is in Bangladesh and he can’t catch all of them

>>513754309
The FCC does not regulate cable tv.

banfield is thicc

>>513754298
Cutting both triangular and squared
What a monster

>>513754387
Looked like it was on the underside of his forearm when he went up to the car in knox… definitely something similar at the very least

>>513754298

Mmmm, bet it smells great too. *furtively sniffs*

>>513754403

I think she used to be thinner but she absolutely looks better with some weight.

>>513754298
Would/10

>>513754403
I wanna marry Ashleigh Banfield so badly bros...
Despite being practically twice my age

I can save that driver

>>513753846
Why didn't they have sticks host like last time?

Is this a call at a motel? Or is it a hotel? I’m hearing that it’s only a motel if the doors to each room are to the outside and you park in front of the room. Is that right?

>>513754433

that's three different slices

one being a "sicilian square"

>>513754454

FURTIVE SNIFFING! I already arrested a guy doing this around Officer Hughes!

>system cannot between handle difference between herby and herbert
>go to jail
bullshit

>>513754181
>>513754359
Join us on picrel.
Full HD and based chat + afterparty

>>513754474

She'd take care of you. If you have a bad day, she'd cheer you up by prank calling Dan.

>>513754259
>>513754387
>>513754451
I just rewound and it’s 1180 with a slash thru the 0

>>513754503
Yes a motel is the one where you park near your door.

>>513754542

UNSCANABLE!

>>513754589

The left arm says +308

>>513754641
Lmao

>>513754503

It's a Holiday Inn. If the perp is acting up, then arrest their friend.

>>513754542
faggot was acting like a nigger, gets treated like a nigger
dindu nuffin

This dude is a faggot. Chief Taylor should be allowed to smack him around a bit

>quit cryin..
>you got a lotta quit in you
kek

>>513754549
I went to that site and my dick melted and butthole fell off.

Wife whipped me up something quick tonight

Definitely not drunk for sure

>you got a lotta quit in you

EMASCULATED

Idiot doesn’t know the meth in his blood with be a dui anyway

>>513754796
So much this.
I'm sick of this soft ass lawyerized country. If you're a retarded uppity druggy schizo, you get curbstomped. Period.

>>513754796
>>513754802
Officer InfoWars is truly a gem

total shrimpfag death

Who'd expect the occupant of a taped together Altima to be so fidgety and non compliant?

Every week this show has a dozen people who ruined their lives doing meth and I’d still do it in a heartbeat if someone offered it to me. It’s been nearly two years. Horrible stuff

>>513754549
Kys kike

>>513754821
That sounds pretty serious, anon. You might want to get that looked at.

>>513754922

What's the high like? Seems like it must be intense given the horrible appearances and lives many meth users tend to have.

dog's name is enoch, tehe

>>513755037
You feel godlike and it also makes you insanely horny. The first time I did it it was very obvious why people will fuck their lives up for it.

>>513754922
>>513755037
What's the permanent irreversible brain damage like?

so are you fags all just paying for cable or what?
Where's the stream?

>>513754940
what?
that's the stream, retard
kys

That bitch was nervous as hell and lying

>>513755086
It sucks lol, my memory is bad now snd it seems like I have permanent brain fog.

>>513754298
oh man i outdid u 2nite
my pizza is - pepperoni, crispy bacon, feta and mozz

She doesn't have pants on.

>>513755091
>Where's the stream?
picrel
over 50 people watching

Would

would

Fun fact, when cops show up to your house in the middle of the night you can tell them to fuck off

>>513755166

>if only you knew...

Why do ghetto places always look like utter squalor, and have "no trespassing" signs? Like who the fuck wants to be there?

>>513755164
Or panties

>>513755127
feta on pizza? nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


ricotta

>Shilling jeet garbage streams
>Not getting your own VLC stream while being comfy with yourself

Who was having sex with whom?

>>513755228
The problem is these people aing got nothing, they go nothing to lose. As a result they're far more likely to do retarded petty crimes like jumping their neighbor's fence and stealing his lawnmower or whatever.

>>513755347
All of em. It was a hillbilly love pile.

I want a fat crackhead trailer trash braphog sooo badly bros!

>That trailer
>That old Pepsi bottle
>That fucking stove
>The fucking broken windows and TV
>Garbage everywhere
>It's even worse than Chris Chan's and Asmongold's room combined

The smell. My god.

>>513755109
https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/
no bookmarks in polad?

this lady is a fucking idiot

>>513755401
You ever see in the ghettos those old houses with random shit piled in the front of the house or driveway? Those people see nothing wrong with that and they live like that inside too. Its fucking bonkers that anyone lives like that.

>>513755443
why would I go to that 240p tvapp garbage?

>>513755401
Welcome to Appalacha, motherfucker.

>>513755401

I don't know why poor so often equates to squalor. Regardless of income, who wants to live surrounded by trash?

>It, just, is what it is, AMIRITE??
>LMFAO!! (with my tongue hanging out of my teeth)
I hate this arrogant retard so badly

You can tell she is meth with her face scabs.

>>513755485
>beggar
>chooser
go pay for it then

>>513755397
>If only you knew how bad things really are

>>513755244
>feta on pizza? nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
it's salty with hard texture which is perfect for pizza
>>513755244
>ricotta
hell nah, this ain't lasagna

If you're this ugly, it should be legal to use you as a human piñata.

"i've got so much going on"
M E T H

>>513755606
i'm not paying shit, you mexican retard
i'm watching full HD on https://%70pvhub.xyz/

Threadly reminder
>DO NOT TALK TO POLICE
>DO NOT CONSENT TO SEARCHES OR SEIZURES OF YOUR PROPERTY
>DO NOT RESIST ARREST BUT DO NOT COMPLY WITH THE DUMB SHIT THEY TELL YOU TO DO
>IF YOURE PLACED UNDER ARREST DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH A LAWYER
So many of these problems would be solved instantly if people would just shut the fuck up

>>513755384
>guy moves into his logging cabin
>meets neighbor
>oh, you should come over on Saturdays
>there's dancing, singing, lovin' and food
>sounds like fun, how many people show up
>oh, it'll just be us

>>513755613
Needs more eggs.

>>513755613


i'm gonna need you to tell me what state you're in

>>513755443
It's shrimpfag, dude. Just a mentally ill jeet who desperately wants to virus bomb OPL watchers for some reason.

>>513755485
Shut the fuck up shrimp
We know it's you

>>513755687
Classic.

>>513755737
>jeet
Retard

>>513755685
Sometimes it's fun to talk to the police though:
>Q: Do you know why I pulled you over anon?
>A: If you've already forgotten, I'm certainly not going to remind you.

>>513755685
>So many of these problems would be solved instantly if people would just shut the fuck up
I think all of the problems would be solved if criminals stopped doing crime.

>>513755685
>shut the fuck up

>>513755737
It's worse than that.
>>513754821

>>513755762
so what's if it him? why are you watching a 240p tvgarbage stream instead of his 1080p premium sauce?

>>513755699
Arab pizza?

>>513755685
Nope. Based authoritarianchads FTW. I'm willing to lick the boot to BTFO unruly niggers, spics, and junkies. Unironically.

I've been tallying the races of the people in these ads.
For rules, it's only people in speaking roles or when the camera directly focuses on them.
Around 50% so far are Black.

Is America 50% black?

>>513755863

Did Taylor move a decimal? I don't think she's. 66

>>513755805
It's not fun to gamble with your own life anon.
Everything you say is used against you they are literally not there to serve or protect they are there to write tickets and present cases for the politically motivated DA to prosecute.
The only correct answer to that question is
>I will not be answering any questions and I do not consent to any searches or siezures of my property
and then shut the fuck up.
>>513755831
I'm not advocating for crime but we live in an imperfect world where everyone (including cops) do stupid shit that can impact your life. You need to do the best you can in any given situation and the best thing you can do in any interaction with the police is to assert your rights and shut the fuck up
>>513755850
yes
>>513755912
You deserve neither security nor liberty and you will loose both.

>>513755737
claro
>>513755861
heres his leafy bull fluffer

>>513755912
Hell, I'd lick assholes if it meant that the cops would get rid of all the illegals and keep criminals in jail

This cop sounds like an educated boomhauer

That’s gotta be the weakest resisting charge ever…And they’re making fun of him for a having a wife with missing teeth. I used to spend a lot of time in Knoxville and that cop is just straight up being a fucking dick for no reason.

>>513755699
fuck that's nasty
>>513755703
you'll never catch me, copper

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

Oh lord

>>513755964
Sit the fuck down, uppity crackhead. No one's coming for you, schizo.
If you're retarded enough to get """disappeared""" or whatever scary fantastical shit you concoct in your overactive imagination, in this age of surveillance, lawyerism and social media, then you're worthless and deserve to get black bag'd & van'd

>>513755964
I'm not too worried about it. The worst thing I do is speed a bit and drive with unlawfully tinted windows(not a primary offense here). I haven't been stopped in 15+ years for anything.

T H O T
P A T R O L

THOT PATROL

>THOT PATROL
Uh, based?

Thot patrol!

>thot patrol
Jesus

>the number goes to my phone
alright who's callin

>>513756184
>My wife thinks its hilarious
What the fuck is this guy doing with his life?

>C80085
>See boobs
I love this guy

dork patrol
call that faggot now

>Over-committing to the hilarious nigger meme word
What an unfunny retard.

>>513755737

I thought somebody found a bunch of his IPs were from some military base in Florida

Impersonating an ovvicer. Who would have Thot it.

https://www.instagram.com/lumpotron/

His instagram lmao

>>513755777
You know it, fren.

Reminder when the internet memes don’t mix well with IRL… Still funny as fuck but I mean damn bro imagine explaining that other hole over there to a judge

>>513756262

Making his wife laugh, chud! Have sex.

>>513756152
None of that whataboutism has anything to do with the correct way to interact with law enforcement. It's not a matter of is, but when you end up in these interactions and the only thing you should do is ask if you're free to go, and if not shut the fuck up
>>513756155
There is no problem with being prepared for when it eventually does happen. If and when you are pulled over the only thing you should say is
>I won't be answering any questions and I don't consent to any searches or siezures of my property
and then shut the fuck up. If you do that then the worst possible thing that can happen to you is a couple of hundred dollar tickets. If you start yapping there is no limit to how deeply they can fuck you
Just watch this show I mean think about how many times a simple traffic stop escalates to multiple charges and a life changing event

>>513756291
different truck

>>513756184
>thotpatrol.org/careers
The memes are becoming real.

>>513756291
His website is pretty good too. thotpatrol.org

>>513756279
Eh. Highly doubt that to be d3su. He's too retarded & overly-emotional even for a glowie.
But it's still best to exercise precaution as if that's the case, because he's a sketchy little street-shitter faggot.

You guys aren't watching some shitty 240p tvapp stream right? All sneed OGs are on https://%70pvhub.xyz/opl

>>513756291
>https://www.instagram.com/lumpotron/
Border Patrol is going to crawl up that guy's ass so hard, it really won't be funny.

>>513756339
>>I won't be answering any questions and I don't consent to any searches or siezures of my property
>and then shut the fuck up. If you do that then the worst possible thing that can happen to you is a couple of hundred dollar tickets. If you start yapping there is no limit to how deeply they can fuck you
Or, and hear me out, or you can treat the cop like a decent human bean with a tiny modicum of respect and get out of your stupidity with just a warning.

>>513756451
No, I’m watching on cable tv like a white man who’s cable company gives me free access to all the streaming apps on the internet without paying for 10 different apps and I get more channels….

>>513756339
You just said nothing substantial or thought-provoking. You're just a miserable grandiose tool who cares about yourself 1000x more than anyone else cares about you, cop or otherwise.
You fake attorney schizo types are literally the worst. I hope a nigger shoots you and the cops either never show, or let him off if they do.

>>513755933
>Is America 50% black?
No
According to the ads it's 75% with 90% interracial marriages

>>513756471
there's another USA border patrol truck out there that says Booty Patrol. Funnier joke and I bet mexi chicas hop right in in US

>>513756555
>paying for cable
Retard

>that cops face when he walked in was pure disgust
Shart mart???

>>513756606
kek

>>513756555
it’s $12 a month for peacock and I don’t have to pay for cable.
Still white btw

>>513756339
And you're obviously too retarded to know what
>whataboutism
means, braindead retard. Zero parts of what I said could even be misinterpreted as whataboutism. Dumbfuck. Learn what buzzwords mean before you use them to try and sound smart.

>philosophical drunks
What could there argument have been about?

>>513756451
No thanx I don’t need some eastern euro virus on my computer

>>513756641
the billionaires need your money
quit feeding them whenever you can

>>513756641
I caught a promo and got peacock for $20/year. I'd pay far more before ever visiting shrimp's site.

>>513756628
>>513756641
Seethe…. I’m not sitting in my computer room while sitting in my living room living comfy instead of locked inside my cuck box watching tv on a 15 inch monitor and only can watch breaking news when Lookner decides to stream…

>>513756717
mexibro is right

>>513756723
literally why???
i don't get the hate

>i don't mean no ugly
what the fuck is goin on with the captcha

>>513756641
>paying for cock
what a retard
>>513756685
you can't get viruses from a website

>>513756607
LOL that's fuckin' rich.

>37
Wat?!

>>513756717
>the billionaires
Nigger what? The economy is fake.

>>513756752
I don't reward relentless spam. You ask this shit every week. Nobody here likes you and we all wish you would die.

Dan is way hotter with a vagina.

brace for road rash

>>513756739
What the fuck are you talking about, boomer?

Damn, Ashleigh is looking sexy tonight

I'd fuck troon dan and i'm straight as can be.

>>513756810
>we all wish you would die.
not the people watching his stream, which are far,far more than the ones posting iTT.
Kys loser.

>>513756841
Doubt we'll see a cartwheen on OPL

Hey REELZ
If you're going to get a lady host get a SMART aggressive and attractive cop Dyke

This lawyer ain't cutting it

Please let this nigger crash.

Motorcycle chase! 5.1

Poor kid. He's gonna get hurt.

I want the Colors of Diversity Crayola Meatcrayon.

>>513756910
triple forward flip please

>>513756798
fkn cope
it is for you, but there's never been as large a class of wealth as exists today

Who was on the channel?

>>513756865
Calm the fuck down. You asked why I would never visit your shitty site and I was kind enough to tell you.

Get off the dirt bike!

(What kind of motorcycle is that. Seems pretty stable)

3rd driving under suspension is automatically 90 days in jail in SC

>>513757022
why is it shitty?
literally the #1 opl stream

What a dumbass

Is this little bitch 12 or 40?

>>513756550
That's a risk only an idiot would be willing to take.
The only smart way to handle an interaction with law enforcement is to assert your rights to remain silent and refuse searches or seizures and then shut the fuck up.
By complying you're opening yourself up to risks that would otherwise not be associated with whatever initiated the traffic stop in the first place.
It's your life, but you have been warned
>>513756586
You seem very angy. I'm glad you seem to recognize the police are useless at best and corrupt perpetrators of violence and anarchy at worst.
>>513756649
Pretty sure implying that my "fake attorny schizo" post would be useless in a situation where I'm "black bag'd & van'd" is whataboutism but regardless you have so far failed to present a genuinely logical argument. You're free to try again but just know that more of this inane name calling is not persuasive to the thinking man.

>>513757093
It’s not and you should kill yourself nigger

>>513757093
I told you. It's the relentless spamming.

Ashley seems like your friend's Mom who would playfully flirt with you after a glass of wine. Will someone find sex toys tonight? It always happens when she hosts.

>be shrimpfag
>waste every friday and saturday night desperately begging people to click your phishing link
pathetic. filtered.

>>513756871
It just needs to be dramatic enough that the producer can't resist.

>>513757093
imagine being this desperate

>>513757174
Fuck that guy, annoying as fuck!!!

>>513757093
you just won the biggest faggot on the internet award
now fuck off

>>513757119
>whataboutism
Kindly fuck off with your reddit words

>>513757229
not an argument

Hey, ese! Been a minute since I checked in, holmes! Oye, you know anything about that pinche cop from Nye County, the one who was all loco? Like, over a year ago, he went up to some vato's casa and threw him through the window, for no reason, right? And then he had the huevos to blame the homeowner. Always wondered if that pendejo got what was coming to him.

>ok that's fair
Kek

>>513757251
Fuck off faggot, you’re not funny

>>513757137
it literally is
best quality
most people

>>513757174
it's not even him
his viewers like to share his platinum stream

>>513757119
>By complying you're opening yourself up to risks that would otherwise not be associated with whatever initiated the traffic stop in the first place.
>It's your life, but you have been warned
I'm not talking about complying with shit, I'm saying that civility and respect can dodge the entire question. You Sovereign Citizen guys just cause problems for yourselves.
I've worked with cops in the ghetto keep to keep white and black crackheads out of my house. I've worked with the sheriff here on traffic calming. I polited my way out of criminal speed for an $80 ticket in the next county, my actual fault. A little bit of honey goes a looooooong way.
>t. propertarian anarchist

>>513757317
Then why are you here spamming?

>>513757137
you should kill yourself loser

>>513757119
you should still be polite
asserting your rights doesn't mean being rude

>>513757376
spamming?

>>513757317
you need CAPLYTA

>>513757119
Holy fuck you're unintelligent, yet your delusions of grandeur lead you to believe otherwise. Wild.
>u mad
>hurr durr glad u agree wit me
>i'm rite & smart, u not
I've supplied 100% of the only refutation that's needed, by informing you that no one cares about you like you think, and no one's hauling you off for no reason, like you redditfags desperately want to believe, because your lives are so dull & boring without living in your little action movie fantasy world.
You've fried your brain with substances.

>>513757296
No, but I annoy you enough every week to respond. You are my toy :-)

>>513755401
my grandma always said(and yes we were pretty poor), sometimes you can't help being poor, but that don't mean you gotta be nasty.

>>513757434
Yes. Spamming. You come here every weekend with a bunch of different IPs and memeflags and constantly shill for that site. We all know it exists.

Rhombi

Someday we won't have to look through rectangles to see the rest of the world.

Fallon is such a cumguzzler

>>513757607
it's a good site

>>513757673
you speak and stink like a jeet
post hand

This boat thing was the faggity shit ever… boomers talking about lower me down to go help my brothers on the water to make sure they have covering fire… it was some drunk Russian who wanted to go home and they treated it like it was 9/11 all over again…

>>513757661
Rumor has it he’s an alcoholic who comes in drunk every day and treats his employees like shit

They should have spun the boat for laughs.

>>513757841
the drunk part is right but treating his employees bad is the other jimmy

Jump on board.

2.5m and it can’t go faster??

this is super interesting

throw some ropes dumbasses

Just get some cops on the boat from the back

get on the boat and fuck his shit up you faggots

this triple play fuckin SUCKS

she lives on an island?

>>513757773
facts
>>513757754
give me back my flag chimp, then post hand jeet
>>513757884
he's another hollywood chuckle puppet

>>513757916
This.
Get on that boat

>>513757773
I saw this on Jewtube last week. The owner also said it was 2 Jamaicans who stole the boat and it was some drunk Russian who drove down to Florida from Charlotte and wanted to steal a boat to go back to Russia while he was drunk as fuck….

ashleigh banfield has a house on an island in lake of the woods canada. no jeets allowed.

>>513757969
Manhattan

Where the FUCK is baker???

new bread >>513758060
>>513758060

>>513758027
not if she's driving the boat

>>513757976
mexcrements and jeets are the exact same thing, no difference whatsoever

>>513758063
>>513758102

>>513758102
tyb

>>513758063
we have a phenomenal baker, relax

jeets stealing uhauls now???

>>513758109
you stupid faggot, you and the leaf are the same jeet. your writing is uninteresting and identical and you shill the same hazardous site

you wear a tan turban

Turbine on head

>>513758233
>jeet
no i'm not mexican

actually he said "skinded"

>>513757413
There's nothing impolite about saying "I won't be answering your questions and I don't consent to any searches or siezures of my property"
>>513757511
This is literally whataboutisms lmfao.
Anyways if you ever have an interaction with the police you should shut the fuck up and not consent to any searches or siezures of your property. Any other decision is simply reckless on your part.