Thread 513750338

What's it like to live in a DC liberal shit hole?

>>513750338 (OP)
This is ill advised btw. If you block out one of your sense in a major city, you are making yourself more vulnerable to attack

>>513750417
It's a woman, it doesn't have situational awareness
That's why they had chaperones

>>513750417
>not having good enough headphones to have 'aware mode' that intensifies outside noise specifically to avoid danger while listening to music

>>513751025
I guess in a way she still does, now that you mention it. She can just cry to the local news/social media about an inconvenience that may or may not have happened and receive tons of male help regardless

>>513751126
Woah, easy there agent bond

>>513750338 (OP)
Women must never leave the kitchen.

>>513750338 (OP)
The cartoon could've shown how she can't afford a car. While her boss has 4 cars, an RV, a boat, and a side-by-side vehicle to drive around his 50 acres because although he CAN pay her more, he just DOESN'T.

But no, keep blaming the black scapegoat. Keep focusing on the distraction instead of the actual system.

>>513750338 (OP)
The cartoon should show her shooting the nigger and laughing and the police hi5 the woman and then having sex

>>513750338 (OP)
That is an edit.

Herei s the ACTUAL version of the comic. You can tell that the one in the OP was slopily colored and shaded in.

>>513750338 (OP)
A crackheaded nigger named Marion Barry was elected mayor, TWICE. That's what living in Niggerville is like.

>>513751296
>The cartoon could've shown how she can't afford a car.
Any decent looking White woman living and walking around in DC is earning solid six figures working some cushy job for the government or a government contractor or lobbying firm. She has an army of beta male simps who are also earning six figures orbiting her. The guy she is actually fucking is some older rich married dude that none of the orbiters know about who is like some high ranking military official or senator or a partner at some big shot DC law firm who owns a townhouse in Old Town, a house and acreage in Rappahannock County, and a big fucking boat that never leaves the James Creek marina.
The only reason she tolerates living in DC that's with niggers and crime and filth everywhere is because she would be considered a dumpy, solidly mid 5/10 in any other city in America.

>>513752200
someone played that chris rock bit about marion barry, and it was funny as hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTMif8cGlcE

>>513751815

Oh damn wtf I had no idea

Thanks anon

>Federalize DC police because BIG BALLS wanted to fuck a 15 year old and got his ass beat by kids
What a waste of money

>>513751815
Ah yes, all these White, blond, polo shirt-wearing dudes catcalling women.
These "artists" are some of the vilest, most submissive ggolems out there, because they are aware of the problems but willingly invert them to turn the victims aren't each other, rather than blaming the actual culprits.
It's much worse than just being naive and ignorant.

>>513752956
>White, blond, polo shirt-wearing dudes catcalling women.
Fratbros are a thing in the USA.

>>513750338 (OP)
I have only ever visited DC once. The first subway I got on had a pack of niggers fighting on one side of the train car while the other side of the car had several people pointedly not looking at them.
When walking around the national mall, it was mostly groups of asian tourists, boomers, and cops
When on a tour bus, the driver said that going off the route was a no-no and to never ever go outside of areas where you are near a monument during the day, and never be out during the night. Also to never accept uber rides.

I had a pretty fun time but I would never want to live there

>>513751136
A good portion of paki rape victims in the uk were "lured" lol

>>513750338 (OP)

Black dude is BASED. I've had my booty hole licked by white bitches, was absolute kino.

I grew up in MD nearby and worked for the .gov in DC, but I had a handgun and M4 in the truck whenever we were out and about. It’s crazy how gentrified and insufferably woke and gay it is.

>>513750338 (OP)
You don't leave your house too much except for work. You keep the blinds drawn down and triple-check you've locked the door when you have to leave. You don't walk places with your guard down after school is out, and doubly-so after dark. You don't keep more than $10 cash on you ever, if you have any at all. You see somebody get carjacked at gunpoint fifty feet ahead of you in broad daylight a couple times a year. Gunshots are a regular fixture of the night-time ambience if you have a window open, distinctly different from fireworks and too common to assume it's just a car back-firing. I just love the hustle and bustle of the big city!

>>513752251
Here is what you just said:

>Young Americans can't afford necessities. But DC is some special exception. Societal ills don't affect anybody in DC. Because their lives are like a Netflix miniseries.
You're an idiot.

I can say blacks commit too much crime. You can't say whites are incompetent leaders and use blacks and 'libruls' as crybaby excuses. Racist white people are incapable of saying that. It's their greatest weakness because it's so easy to exploit. And they aren't even aware of it. That was the point of my post. Not to invite you to explain your fantasy of being a fucktoy for Big Tobacco.

>>513750338 (OP)
White women unironically like it when Black men catcall them.

The only inaccurate part is her reaction. She would in fact lick his Black bootyhole.

>>513753258
Why are you like this, pajeet?

>>513753211
I’m talking about the US, not neo pakistan

>>513753399
>>513753660
Fucking racist idiots who can't stop their women from taking BBC

>>513750338 (OP)
I guess you need a thick skin to call it home. Then again every city has "nice" neighborhoods

>>513753916
Why are you like this, rapejeet?

>>513751815
The edit mogs the og shit version.

>>513753258
pajeet

>>513753916
pajeet

>>513750338 (OP)
I remember visiting DC to see family that lived there when I was a kid. They always had break ins. They supposedly lived in one of the "nicer" areas, but you could walk across the street to some niggers selling illegal fireworks from their makeshift stand. Obviously the tourist landmarks were fine, however you were never far from the literal ghetto. You could be driving by any of the landmarks and upscale stores one second, and find yourself in Niggerville,USA another.

>>513751296
No, actually you're really annoying and annoy people. Both things can be true.

>>513751815
>a white guy in a blue polo screaming at women in public
Wow soo realistic.

>>513751296
a nigger tried to carjack my aunt at knifepoint today... but what was that you were saying

I visited DC recently and it was nuts. It was mostly brown people out and about, and there were several stalls set up on the side of the road were dudes were cutting up melons, cantaloupes, pineapples etc with machetes and then making smoothies to sell to the white people walking around.

>>513750338 (OP)
>DC liberal shit hole
Sure, guy. Maybe if you keep clocking in daily at you McJob, you can find out. You're subsidizing their law enforcement efforts, btw, when they're one of the wealthiest regions in the world.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THE REASON IS THAT NO ONE CAN DO ANYTHING IN ANY CITY IN AMERICA? WHAT ONE SPECIFIC GROUP MAKES IT HARD FOR EVERYONE ELSE? FUCKING ENOUGH ALREADY YOU'LL FUCKING SHAPE UP WHEN THE FUCKING SOLAR WARDEN IS HOVERING ABOVE YOUR GHETTO NIGGER BIGGEST FUCKING GHETTO BIRD YOU'LL EVER SEE MOTHERFUCKER TIME TO BEHAVE

Why do you think I sit in my hotel most of the time? What am I gonna go do outside? Get harassed by niggers? This is the reality of America for anyone who isn't rich enough to remove themselves from it.

>>513751296
>jew goes to a birthday party
>jew wants more cake
>jew brings in ranjit and takes pieces off his slice of cake
>jew thrives off getting more cake while everyone else lowers their standards

Do I have to draw it like a kids book for you liberals to get why immigrants are bad?

>>513755442
niggers is the reason i have a loaded gun stacked with JHP+Ps right behind my shifter in my car

DC is full of violent niggers and there are white enclaves that mog Beverly Hills.

This is so that no average american can get into politics without having tens of millions of dollars to live in those enclaves.
Those who try and get some traction, are immediately killed in a "robbery" paid for by their adversary politicians while living or commuting in DC.

>>513755695
I was on the subway in NYC and some fat black lady threatened to stab my gf for being too thin, she kept screaming "EAT A FUCKIN CHEESEBURGA BITCH!!!" and I had to get between them. But hey cars are bad

Got stuck there for two years for work.
>Pros
Lots of foreign tourist girls down to fuck. The Smithsonian’s are cool. Lots of good restaurants
>Cons
Fucking tourists everywhere, schizo homeless all over, everyone who lives there is a frigid middle aged government cunt, traffic sucks, the subway smells like piss, daily tasks like groceries are a pain in the ass because everything close to the mall is oriented towards tourism, paying for parking everywhere or having to walk through rain and snow, a shocking amount of niggers, constant fucking protests, the cost of a studio apartment is retarded, and actually having to meet politicians who unanimously suck as people.

It fucking sucked

>>513755776
i dream almost every day of me and my neighbors patrolling the city with all our gear and running all the niggers and spics out, katrina style. tge knew that dont cant leave in a sack. that day will come eventually

>>513750338 (OP)
Worst then Detroit, not quite as bad as Chicago. Use to be able to avoid the mentally ill niggers and ciolent spic homeless junkies by using the streets with the highest police presence/ most government related offices. But the mayor cut back tge number of uniform street police a few years back, greatly limited the ability of the few remaining beat cops to arrest violent street thugs.

Now it's basically the Capitol City in hunger games with miggers and rapist junkie illegals/ Hispanics taking the place of the rebel fighters.

>>513751815
really? i couldnt tell.

>>513755730
very humane of you, anon. you wouldnt want them to suffer. these people tried to do this car jacking in a nice neighborhood during broad daylight, so it is no longer when you are at the wrong place at the wrong time, you always have to be prepared. thankfully my aunt told the nigger to fuck off and some friends were pulling up the moment it occured.

>>513755310
Have you never met a Portuguese man?

>>513751296
Ok but niggers are still the immediate problem? Also, I’ve never had a rich jewish ceo pull a knife on me or break in to my home before.

>>513756254
Mercifully, no. Also,
>Portuguese
>white

>>513756187
i played the scenario out in my head a couple times to figure out the best course of action

nigger approaches with gun, i can have in left hand. cannot see from outside (cannot look down and see in my car) hide behind door open with left hand. keep right hand up, step outside, right hand up, step back slowly, transition left hand from behind door to behind back, wait for him to turn head, open fire. the left hand seems to be the key here.

maybe consider trying dry run yourself, maybe youll like

>>513751025
How do women get chaperones in this day and age?

>>513751296
Black niggers are pets and used as tools, by thd person you are talking about in the situation you've described.

>>513751815
Shut up and go back to star of david house where the ovenman awaits you.

>>513756479
i like the way you are thinking anon. if that car jacker is competent he will be watching you like a hawk as you exit or he will have someone watching over him, but if the scene is busy or there are multiple people in your vehicle, i could see shielding the weapon and switching hands after exiting the vehicle to take the shot. the slight of hand would take a lot of drilling to make things smooth. in this situation where you have a gun i think it would be best to engage first with the idea of fleeing, every situation and every person you encounter is different. my questions always been would it be worse to be engaged trying to enter a vehicle or while operating a vehicle

>>513753211
Stfu, Suckdeep.

>>513753258
Those women had scat fetish. By the look of you, she couldn't tell where the poop ended and you began.

>>513750338 (OP)
Nicer than every city south of the Potomac.

>>513751126
>he can't simply play music in his mind and keep his wits about him
what's it like being brown?

>>513753638
They do not. It both frightens and disgusts white women, in equal measure, when blacks speak to them or catcall them.

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>>513756381
If you asked a porkchop, he would tell you he is white like you.