Thread 513756929

RIP KingcobraJFS
Joshua Fay Saunders
The reason it hurts so much is because you created a community. You brought people together. Just like Ozzy did. Goodbye King.

>>513756929 (OP)
buy an ad clint, nobody cares about your dead retarded son.

>>513756929 (OP)
I'm going to miss you king

>>513756929 (OP)
Rest in peace Josh

>>513756929 (OP)
I tried watching highlights of this literal who loser and it wasn’t entertaining in the least.
Is this the bar for millennial entertainment?

I know you were more of an Ozzy fan but I think this song is appropriate
https://youtu.be/mJCHsoP9B5o

I went to school with J, breaks my heart to see him gone

Rip, despite his autism was actually red pilled. Thank you josh

>>513757359
we're going to stop hearing about it soon hopefully

>>513757359
It was just some neet that's been rotting in his mom's basement since highschool. I don't get it either

>>513756929 (OP)
KingCobra?
That nigga been on my mind no cap
Sneedem or feedem

>>513756929 (OP)
RIP you freaky goblin glorious bastard

in a couple of years I can look up and research boglins again and not get ass rammed by "content" of this gentleman

>>513758786
Theres no such thing as a boglim outside the Cobraverse you absolute retard

>>513756929 (OP)
Rest in piss

>>513759003
that's what you think because you let your mind slip into a pit of retardation with no hope of ever retrieving it

>>513759110
I dont have the energy to give a fuck to be honest. There are plenty of other threads where you can be an antagonistic shithole face. Go find one.

I miss him already

>>513756929 (OP)
Sarah silverman sucks balls

>>513759015
pajeet again

>>513759757
Have you seen her recently? Oy vey she hit the wailing wall.

>>513759716
okay, I'll leave you to process this difficult bit of news in peace

>>513758786
>>513759110
Ramblings of a gay drunk retard

so you guys unironically watch some retard neckbeard loser doing nothing... for fun?

>>513756929 (OP)
Josh is dead?!?

>>513761638
Appendix exploded. Drank it off and went to sleep, rookie mistake.

RIP Cobes

>>513761941
Well at least he went peacefully.

How long til he gets his episode?

>>513761941
Geez, thats so preventable! I mean go to the hospital.

>>513756929 (OP)
>literalwho
Is this politics?

>>513762545
He didnt have a phone at the time. He broke it.

Hopefully I die at 34, too.

>>513762700
He was asassinated

>>513762486
Not really. The final stream was archived on youtube (not linking because reddit is on the warpath to get it taken down and I haven't finished backing up shit), dude was in serious pain. Appendicitis is no joke.

>>513762612
Yea i mean if you can get it removed i time your dead. Nearly happened to my sister, but it doesnt just rupture, its like hours of agonizing pain before it does. Your not going to mistake it for gas.

>>513756929 (OP)
Nice, next ep of Hate Bus is going to be high energy.

>>513756964
obviously you do otherwise why would you even know the guys dads name lmao

>>513756929 (OP)
He ate rain lily seeds sent to him in a "care" package from NAL

>>513757467
any proofs? yearbook?

literally who?

>>513762783
Damn that sucks. I never knew about this guy but he seemed pretty cool.

>>513756929 (OP)
Did he finally kill himself?

>>513762806
Ahahahahaha so he suffered horribly? Love to hear it. Rest in piss Josh you sicko

Is he still dead then. Seems a bit slovenly. Why is your messiah so rubbish at it?
>>513757359
The point is that he’s unintentionally funny by being a sad man.
To stop being silly (I did the hate troll response to his dads whining earlier today, yes that was me i’m twirling my moustaches as i type but on the other hand fuck you and your emotional surfboarding, cunts) for a moment this bog eyed turd doesn’t appear all that bad compared to someone like Cris Chan who genuinely should die as well ASAP. yet a sad clown is just a sad clown.
If you emotion fondlers thought so hecking much of him why is he dead. When i like people i don’t laugh as they kill themselves, i say “hey buckaroo wanna know a secret to being respected”.
I dunno. Some people you just can’t reach.
And look at you, it’s like your hamster died.
Here, for emotional mastibation purposes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MQK6jedRrlU&pp=0gcJCRsBo7VqN5tD
Pic: miss ick 2025

>>513756964
Are there ads on here?

I've never seen them.

>>513761595
watched*

>>513763068
He was CWC after CWC went nuts. Had a more tragic downfall (no, I don't give a shit what josh and the kiwiniggers say, CWC was fucking groomed by barb and he bitched about it before the tranny bullshit, which was started by kiwiniggers with trolls' remorse, kicked off. She made him cuddle with her and shit and he hated it and thought it was weird).

>>513763275
*early CWC that is. Mostly benign weirdo making weird shit for the internet.

>>513756929 (OP)
What is this phenotype

>>513763068
>I never knew about this guy but he seemed pretty cool
And he smelled good.

>>513756929 (OP)
Never heard his voice until tonight. Rest in Peace, metaldude.

The Casper Wyoming economy will never recover from this loss

>>513762783
>Not really. The final stream was archived on youtube (not linking because reddit is on the warpath to get it taken down and I haven't finished backing up shit), dude was in serious pain. Appendicitis is no joke.
link it nigger
i've nearly died from blockages multiple times
i want to see someone else suffer a fraction of my pain

>>513763181
Was he really a sicko? The gist I've gotten is that he was a more or less harmless spastic who enjoyed getting drunk on the internet.

did he literally die of food poisoning?
>>513763212
based

>>513756929 (OP)
So did he an hero himself or what?

I didn’t really follow his lore all that much but he didn’t seem too bad just an autist that liked to drink too much. F it seems a lot of people on the farms are sad about it

>>513756929 (OP)
OH COBES!!
Nooooooooo.
You're gone too soon.
RIP.

>>513764774
He obviously had intrusive thoughts that resulted in him constantly commenting on sickos. That being said, he never acted on them. He wasnt a bad kid and had the cognitive abilities of a 12 year old.

>>513762783
When was the last stream and whatvhappened in it? I've only seen the video where he complains about being sick and how he was going to push through it. Rip

>>513761638
>So a tranny and two fags walk into a bar...

>>513768358
Did you see the video of his dad saying he passed. Shit was pretty sad

>>513757394
One of the best Heavy Metal albums of all time. Even DIO couldn't touch it later on.

>>513763212
There are Ad spaces but I have never seen anyone buy one.

>1 year younger than me
I've never been drunk or high in my life; I rarely go to the doctor and rarely get sick
I think that I am filled with so much self-loathing that I don't even have the mercy to drink or smoke myself to death
I am going to grow old to become a bitter old man who never loved and nobody will mourn for me when my pathetic existence finally ends

Schooling destroys angels like King Cobra. Back in the day, he would have been the town weirdo, he would have been shunned and would have had some job at the farm.

Rest in peace, KING COBRA

>>513756929 (OP)
Goodnight, sweet prince.

F

RIP Cobes. I already miss you :(

>>513756929 (OP)
They need to jail the redditors that kept sending him everclear bottles, hoping his condition would get worse and it did, culminating in his early death.

>>513763406
he was obviously suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome.

>>513769336
You are one cringe ass nigger, sounding like a greasy 14 year old who thinks he's some grizzled survivor of muh horrors of reality. Cobra is 1000x cooler than you. Just be thankful your stepfather stepped up.

>>513769336
Same
Same age too

>>513769336
Even famous people get forgotten shortly after death. Billions of people have lived and no one will ever know they lived, their histories and names and all memories of their existence dies when the last person alive that remembered them personally dies. When I die, the last memories of my father will go with me. And when the youngest person that knows me now dies, I too will vanish into nothing. The body I have right now will have long since been cremated. Only atoms and molecules will remain.

Thinking about this too much will make you go insane unless you have a crutch to fall on like religion or simple pure nihilism. Especially if you dwell on it while on meth or cocaine. And then you think about how the sun is eventually going to incinerate all the life and beauty from the earth and make it as though nothing ever happened here in the first place...

The universe gives no fucks at all.

>>513771252
that's just human vanity.
Realizing that it doesn't matter if you are remembered is the first step.
Some of the most spiritually advanced people to ever live, lived and died in caves or the woods.
Want to know what truly matters? Your personal relationship with Christ.
That is the narrow road and few will find it. Even most Catholics haven't found it.

>>513771497
I know. I am aware it's all ego. It still makes me sad. It sucks from an individual POV to live and go through things, suffer or create things, etc, and it all just gets erased.To me it makes life less important, and anything that reduces the value of life just makes me feel bad instinctively.
So the nature of the universe makes my natural instinct feel bad, which is a contradiction to evolution to me.
Man I get thinking about this and get lost in the madness.

>>513771668
What makes you think evolution or the natural state is intended to make you philosophically satisfied? Such a thing isn't required for reproduction.

>>513772756
I think that evolution would want me to feel better about the universe and its ultimate ends, not worse, just like evolution makes me want to make children, keep those children healthy, create a better world for those children, etc.
The universe guides evolution. It seems to counteract the entire purpose of evolution if the end result doesn't matter.
>it doesn't matter in the end, it's pointless
Scary thought. Imagine if every person came to this conclusion.

After watching the video where he says he is very sick, anyone have any theories on what he died from? My initial thought was organ failure due to alcoholism. then someone said food poisoning. What else could it be?

Why didn't he take care of his teeth at all? Even brokefags can do that. All you need is a brush and some baking soda. Maybe a hydrogen peroxide gargle now and then.

>>513773694
my first thought was botulism. those home brews weren't exactly hygienic. but probably compromised immune system with some ailment. sounds like he died in his sleep at least. i couldn't watch the whole Clint video, but he said he found him in his bed.

>>513773694
Deaths from food poisoning usually look distinct. People develop severe edema (water swelling) from failing kidneys and often look really pale from poor circulation. But those symptoms can also develop in severe alcoholics. So it could be a combination of the two.

>>513774421
>Why didn't he take care of his teeth at all? Even brokefags can do that. All you need is a brush and some baking soda. Maybe a hydrogen peroxide gargle now and then.
when ur in such a state, basic things like teeth brushing and washing seem laborious
i've gone months without brushing my teeth and never had a cavity - all you have to do is swish water after eating and not eat retarded candy

>>513763212
>stars
picrel

>>513756929 (OP)
>class of 2010
I graduated highschool in 2002...
this guy drank and smoked and blasphemed himself into an extremely early grave... pitiful

>>513774446
Mid-30's is usually considered 'too young' to die from alcohol abuse alone, even for severe alcoholics. Deaths from chronic alcoholism usually start in the mid-40's and peak around 57 to 60.

In other words, the typical alcoholic who hammers his liver with booze every day can usually straggle into his mid-50's or so before the body completely shuts down.

>>513756929 (OP)
I've been on going Youtube since its creation in 2005 and I have no idea who the fuck this is. E-celeb crap is cancer.

>>513775092
>Deaths from chronic alcoholism usually start in the mid-40's and peak around 57 to 60.
>In other words, the typical alcoholic who hammers his liver with booze every day can usually straggle into his mid-50's or so before the body completely shuts down.
You're talking about guys who drink hard alcohol, right? Because I think if Josh only drank beer, he'd probably still be alive. He drank way too much vodka.

>>513774593
>Deaths from food poisoning usually look distinct. People develop severe edema (water swelling) from failing kidneys and often look really pale from poor circulation. But those symptoms can also develop in severe alcoholics. So it could be a combination of the two.
I now wonder if it was probably a combination of server alcoholism and maybe the food poisoning. His dad said that an autopsy will be performed in the next few days. Curious to see what else it shows, besides alcoholism being a factor.

>>513761941
>Appendix exploded.
what causes it? i know he was an alcoholic retard eating expired pig slop and rotgut mead, but whati s the actual cause of it to burst?

>>513774446
>sounds like he died in his sleep
Yes, his dad said he died in his sleep. He went to wake him up when he went over to the house, and he was already dead.

>>513764564
>i want to see someone else suffer a fraction of my pain
he literally died so had more pain than you gayboy. and has a rotten omuth on top, which is more painful than your anal blockage, retard. you really are a worthless prick.

>>513763200
rambling retard. you're not important literally nobody cares.

>>513775613
Peritonitis (abdominal cavity infection/bleeding) from a burst appendix usually takes at least 18 to 24 hours to actually kill you, though. It's not like the thing suddenly detonates and rips your organs to bits. It ruptures a bit and starts leaking toxic goop into your abdomen. Some people can survive for over a week in this condition.

>>513775674
>he literally died so had more pain than you gayboy. and has a rotten omuth on top, which is more painful than your anal blockage, retard. you really are a worthless prick.
kek i would've died many times if not for emergency surgery and almost died from nearly bleeding to death from one of the surgeries...
he was in pain but not excruciating enough to not be on the computer making videos
excruciating pain makes your body shake like a seizure and eyes roll to the back of your head
homeboy was still able to talk ffs

>>513763200
>I did the hate troll response to his dads whining
You should take a long hard look in the mirror and contemplate yourself.
You degenerate faggots can't respect the one rule of not interacting with the lolcows. Their lives are bad enough as is and you jerk yourselves off to making it worse for them.
There are fetishists demanding public servants change their shitty diapers for them but faggots like you want to draw down on some random awkward dude and fuck with his family because what? He died of alcoholism?

>>513773146
I see what you mean, but evolution is a "good enough to reach the finish line" kind of system, the creatures who reproduced despite philosophical dissatisfaction are your ancestors; every single one was able to pass the torch despite how their bodies cried out during the race.

>>513756929 (OP)
rip cobra, too bad it couldn't have been boggie2988

Actually really sad to see him go

https://youtu.be/0IIDl4iMIoM?si=jSV5tJVjnMEX9Ssj

There are no sickos in heaven, only of-age, consenting, non-related, goth cuties and endless drink combos

You better not rock out in that great clocktower dreamhouse in the sky, BOY!

>>513762501
>a man ate seeds from a bag sent to him by his ex girlfriend, this is what happened to his body

RIP my nigga cobra

>>513768614
got links for either?

>>513779551
>After consuming the seeds the man left some doordashed wendys chicken in the sun for 3 days then ate it while binge drinking

>>513779638
alcohol was supposed to kill germs. this is bullshit man.

>dies peacefully in his sleep at 110
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>513757802
>be retard too pure for this world of lies
>have shitty parents who teach you nothing because they know nothing because of kike thought matrix everyone is born into
>spend most of your retard life trying to deduce reality from subjective experience
>embrace the absurdity and try to laugh instead of cry
>die before you really figure anything out

Yeah it's a mystery how anyone could relate to the boglim.

>>513756929 (OP)
Rest in peace m'lord.

>>513756964
I honestly care man, I was sad for like 8 hours since I found out, better the next morning.

>>513762908
Possible, yet not proven. Though, I believe his autopsy will be publicly released.

>>513757467
really tell us something or proofs, just for cobra lore, don't be a faggot, give us one last gift.

>>513779823
sound mad
anger fulled my longevity
profit

>>513776352
You retarded kiwifag hard and fast rules are gay. I do interact with lolcows, and there is no issue with it. You can interact with someone without enabling them, bullying them, etc. You can simply shitpost like a normal human on their livestreams, etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0siYUjV9UM

Read the comments. RIP Josh.

>>513756929 (OP)
His passing made me depressed all day yesterday.

>>513779357
He's literally a self proclaimed satanist, why would he go to heaven? God you newfags are such losers. You don't even know who the fuck this guy is, you just want to be apart of something. Josh dying made me realize this board is full of bozos.

Bump

>>513781396
Fuck off kike, hope ppl piss on yer grave nigger

>>513765932
Alcohol poisoning, more likely. And liver failure due to drinking 90% alcohol, used to make cocktails with. We'll know after autopsy what exactly cause of death

>>513779823
>respond without sounding mad
Life is unfair…simple as.
The sooner we all make peace with this fact, the better off we'll be.

It'd be insane if Boogie actually lived to be that old.

>>513781756
this