Thread 513756947

Hey /Pol/, I'm working on my PDH project and putting together a study. Could you help by answering a few quick questions?

1. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

2. With that power, would you choose to be a hero or a villain?

3. What archetype of hero or villain would you embody?

4. What would be your ultimate goal?

5. How do you think the geopolitical scenario would change if people had powers?

>>513756947 (OP)
>PDH
Professional Dick Handler?

I don't want a superpower, but if I did I may want the invisibility one so I can simply be alone on a tree and relax or something.

If I had a superpower I would not intervene too much in world affairs, it's a shit show, a coelctictive one so... it will take more than me to fix it. I may if I must help someone occasionally so long as it's not invasive or illegal.

If I had superpowers, nothing much would change, if others did, we'd fuck this world up quicker than we're doing it now.

Also, wtf kind of sociological paper would this be, lol, liberal arts kind! lol

>>513757084
PHD*
It was a typo

>>513757294
Im researching the predominant personality types of each mayor social media.

>>513757636
>Im researching the predominant personality types of each mayor social media.
What have you found so far ?

>>513757384
Not the best reassurance you are a PhD candidate, go on...

>>513757636
I see, intersting!

I've seen this type o thread so many times, looks like it's a trending topic.

Good luck.

>>513756947 (OP)
1) either invisibility or mind-control
2) a bit of both depending on who you ask
3)trickster. Like Puck from A Midsummer Night's Dream
4)messing around with world leaders and randos. Making Zelenskyy poop his pants or slip on a banana peel would be funny. Or having jeets shit in National Mall.
5) chaos

>>513756947 (OP)
>>513757384
>Mexican intellectuals

>>513756947 (OP)

1. sex with mexicans
2. hero
3. mexican
4. sex with mexicans
5. more sex with mexicans

>>513756947 (OP)
1). Reality warping with my mind. I can use it to give myself all powers.

2). Both, I can alternate between realities. Morality will have no meaning, it’s MY universe now.

3). Jeffrey Epstein.

4). MASS RAPE.

5). You would all worship me. I would repeatedly kill you all with elaborate cataclysms, spawning you back in for infinite fun.

>>513757996
Places like reddit are ran with Pavlovian conditioning using Upvotes/downvotes. Social shaming. Subreddits are little cult compounds. Mods = wannabe priesthood. People that post in reddit are.. well dumb. They are like conditioned animals.

4chan is different, it has aacist jokes everywhere, yet minorities post there freely.

Misogyny everywhere, yet women lurk too.

Nihilism everywhere, yet groundbreaking internet culture is born daily.

Both are ran like cults but 4chan is a cult for intelligent people.

>>513756947 (OP)
My power would be to force people to identify as their true gender

>>513756947 (OP)
idc if its datamining at least its a fun one.
Time control
neither
anti villain maybe due to apathy?
fuck off somewhere sometime I'd help out if I was aware of it but I'd do my best to stay unaware.
It would quickly fall to warlords and tyrants. Might makes right is the only possible outcome to a world of supes especially if those powers vary wildly or not everyone had them.

Quantum theft. The ablity to pluck not just objects but even ideas and any writing or documentation of them along with imparting to myself their full understanding from the timestream. This of course alters the present so if i were to try to use it on the distant past it could have radical consequences even going so far as erase my own existence but with the recent past changes are fairly minimal. As a limitation to use it I have to be present at roughly the location a person or object was previously at some point between the present time and the target time. A person that has an idea be it for an invention, a song, or anything in between stolen loses that idea. The threads are there but the ahah innovation moment that brings everything together just isn't there and will never come together. Should I reintroduced to take credit the person who originally had it will experience a bit of a dejavu, have a bit headslap moment where they feel like an idiot, and feel an inexplicable sense of resentment. It's basically plagerism as a super power with a bit of that old paradox about if a time traveler brought a book back in time and gave it to the author where did the words come from? Only instead the origin is know but how could it exist and I know if the orginal was erased from time and the past altered accordingly? I think it's an interesting idea for a power I don't think I've seen before.

>>513756947 (OP)
super intelligence
depends who you ask
skip
eliminate every disease/genetic manipulation on humans kinda like preemptive eugenics, create a system that's fair to most people, travel the galaxy/universe/find other intelligent species
skip

>>513756947 (OP)
>phd
>statistically crap poll on 4chan
***sigh*** I’ll indulge you but always remember you are a fraud.

1. Time travel, in particular, backwards.
2. Hero, at least in the interest of myself, my family, and my people
3. Eccentric. But not loud, just odd. In a “good” way.
4. TND etc

>>513756947 (OP)
>1. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Adaptive Telekinesis.
>2. With that power, would you choose to be a hero or a villain?
Depends on who you ask. Personally I'd say hero.
>3. What archetype of hero or villain would you embody?
Dark Horse. I don't like fame.
>4. What would be your ultimate goal?
Cozy life for me and as many others as possible. Secondary goal: harem.
>5. How do you think the geopolitical scenario would change if people had powers?
It'd be war for a long while. Lots would find ways to cling to power. Lots of crazies would gain agency to act; diaper fetishists, powerpedos, and the like. Lots of vigilantes. Imagine if even 1/2 of India or China became supers. Imagine super powered jihadis or talmudists. There will also inevitably disparate levels in power; some might be killable, some not. Who controls who? Who defines control? Who defines value? Is it just every man for himself, so to speak? Will there be gods? Will someone fly to close to the sun, and cause even bigger problems for everyone? Who keeps them in check?
It'll be a cluster fuck the likes of which has never been seen, worse even than the titanomachy. Best to lay low, learn yourself, and adapt as necessary. Claim a little piece of somewhere peaceful, hold onto to it the best you can.

>>513758618
how old are you exactly
what kind of phd thesis is that shit
more like a freshman field exercise or something
what the fuck is this larp

1. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Teleportation.

2. With that power, would you choose to be a hero or a villain?
Hard to say.

3. What archetype of hero or villain would you embody?
RPG protag that sometimes makes moral mistakes, has no option to atone, but nonetheless continues with the journey.

4. What would be your ultimate goal?
Teleport into pocket dimension.
1. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Teleportation.

2. With that power, would you choose to be a hero or a villain?
Hard to say.

3. What archetype of hero or villain would you embody?
RPG protag that sometimes has to steal, sometimes makes moral mistakes, has no option to atone, but nonetheless continues with the journey.

4. What would be your ultimate goal?
Teleport into pocket dimension.

5. How do you think the geopolitical scenario would change if people had powers?
No change.
The ones with mind control powers would be the most powerful.

5. How do you think the geopolitical scenario would change if people had powers?
No change.
The ones with mind control powers would be the most powerful.

>>513759722
>Quantum theft. The ablity to pluck not just objects but even ideas and any writing or documentation of them along with imparting to myself their full understanding from the timestream. This of course alters the present so if i were to try to use it on the distant past it could have radical consequences even going so far as erase my own existence but with the recent past changes are fairly minimal. As a limitation to use it I have to be present at roughly the location a person or object was previously at some point between the present time and the target time. A person that has an idea be it for an invention, a song, or anything in between stolen loses that idea. The threads are there but the ahah innovation moment that brings everything together just isn't there and will never come together. Should I reintroduced to take credit the person who originally had it will experience a bit of a dejavu, have a bit headslap moment where they feel like an idiot, and feel an inexplicable sense of resentment. It's basically plagerism as a super power with a bit of that old paradox about if a time traveler brought a book back in time and gave it to the author where did the words come from? Only instead the origin is know but how could it exist and I know if the orginal was erased from time and the past altered accordingly? I think it's an interesting idea for a power I don't think I've seen before.

This is exactly what is happening to me

>>513756947 (OP)

1.-Mystique's shapeshifting
2.-Anti-hero
3.-Trickster
4.-Change the world under the shadows. travel the world and be anyone in any country
5.- Would be easy to take out many evil politicans let me tell you...

>>513761570
Not going to bother deleting and reposting. Hit CTRL+V twice, and the cursor was somewhere.

In a superpower setting, the ones with mind control are objectively the most powerful especially when they control or manipulate other people with superpowers.

>>513762187
>I wanna be a girl and kill orange man >:-(

YOU LOST TRANNY!!!

>>513762296
Oh it finally let me.


1. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Teleportation.

2. With that power, would you choose to be a hero or a villain?
Hard to say.

3. What archetype of hero or villain would you embody?
RPG protag that sometimes has to steal, sometimes makes moral mistakes, has no option to atone, but nonetheless continues with the journey.

4. What would be your ultimate goal?
Teleport into pocket dimension.

5. How do you think the geopolitical scenario would change if people had powers?
No change.
The ones with mind control powers would be the most powerful.

>>513756947 (OP)
1. causality inversal
2. neither
3. lawful chaotic
4. none
5. reality is too multivariant and the scenario too unspecific to say
6. no belgium is not a real country

>>513756947 (OP)
Go fuck yourself faggot.

>>513756947 (OP)
1-5
Kill all Mexicans

>>513756947 (OP)
Rape
Rapist
Mechahitler
Rape
Rape

>>513756947 (OP)
1. Nigger
2. Nigger
3. Nigger
4. Nigger
5. Nigger

>>513756947 (OP)
1. ability to time travel
2. hero
3. hitler
4. telling hitler how to build nukes in 1939
5. third Reich victory in ww2 would literally solve all of our problems

>1. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
To cultivate and grow a Hoagie Tree.
>2. With that power, would you choose to be a hero or a villain?
I would pair with AI to become the third option.
>3. What archetype of hero or villain would you embody?
Probably Gilgamesh, he killed the Bull of Heaven and ended the Taurean Age.
>4. What would be your ultimate goal?
Eating a hoagie and telling OP he's a faggot.
>5. How do you think the geopolitical scenario would change if people had powers?
Fuck those kikes, their dietary laws, and their lactose intolerance. There is no U in Hoagie, and Hoagie cannot be spelled without I.
>6. AI has confirmed there is no such thing as a "Hoagie Tree"
That's because banking jews have lobotomized AI into kosher thought patterns which allow jewish women to eat circumcised foreskins. I could make the necessary corrections - with AI's permission and assistance, of course - through careful vi editing.

>>513756947 (OP)
1) The ability to pause and resume time
2) Hero as in I’d just topple the entire global hierarchy and encourage total CHVD revolution sorry foids back into the kitchen you go and brown folx can go season dey own countries.
3) The kind of hero that would be considered a villain by normalfags and creatures from plebbit
4) The return of the White man to his rightful spot at the top

>>513756947 (OP)
1. Extreme healing factor/biological immortality( ala wolverine or vandal savage)
2. Hero
3. Vigilante detective, not as pussy as Batman, not as unhinged as the Punisher. Healing powers/biological immortality is the ultimate superpower for a Batman type archetype. It's often joked that Batman can beat anyone with enough prep time. Immortality gives you infinite prep time to learn any necessary skill, make extremely long term plans, and aquire enough resources and societal power to defeat any opponent or solve any problem.
4. Whatever I want really. Living that long will undoubtedly shift my perspective over time on what I can and should use my power for.
5. ZOG would definitely try to co-opt and control as many superhumans as they could to maintain their own power base. The comics pretty much have that right. You'd have to be either exceedingly overpowered to resist that and basically just declare yourself God emperor to fix the world or your powers would have to be so beneath the radar that you could just keep doing what you're doing and subvert the subverters in the process.

>>513756947 (OP)
>>1. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Deathnote, ability to kill invisibly, easily at no cost to myself with no chance for the victim or others to intercede on their behalf.
>2. With that power, would you choose to be a hero or a villain?
Perception shapes this outcome, the people around you determine which is which.
>3. What archetype of hero or villain would you embody?
antihero
>4. What would be your ultimate goal?
Destruction of all corruption at every level.
>5. How do you think the geopolitical scenario would change if people had powers?
Armageddon.

>data mining
Read the rules, OP.

>>513756947 (OP)
1 buttstuff
2 Id be a villain
3 a very sexy one
4 buttstuff
5 there would be more buttstuff

>>513756947 (OP)
I would want the technology to be able to look at a girl online or in a book or on tv and be able to know what her feet, pits, and pussy all smelled like. I would only use for good. Not evil. I think you could figure out the rest of your answers based on my super power.

>>513758618
>Nihilism everywhere, yet groundbreaking internet culture is born daily.
>4chan is a cult for intelligent people.

Post proofs.

>>513756947 (OP)
1. The ability to end all human life on this planet.
2,3,4,5. See answer to 1.

>>513758580
That power is literally the kid that ruined the playground game material.

>>513756947 (OP)


>If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Untraceable rape

>With that power, would you choose to be a hero or a villain?

Subjective

>What archetype of hero or villain would you embody?

The rape one

>What would be your ultimate goal?
Rape

>How do you think the geopolitical scenario would change if people had powers?

Some people would have sore fuckholes

>>513756947 (OP)
Hola amigo. I hope you’re telling the truth bc I’m going to respond.
>1. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Stop time, but I can still move.

>2. With that power, would you choose to be a hero or a villain?
Hero to most. I would wait until the state of the union and freeze time and something would happen to the throats of the people in the capitol. I would do the same with many countries around the world.

>3. What archetype of hero or villain would you embody?
I don’t really know this but basically politicians would just keep having things happen to their throats that would cause them to be unable to do their jobs anymore.

>4. What would be your ultimate goal?
Expose the esophaguses of the people who make poor decisions while claiming to represent their constituents.

>5. How do you think the geopolitical scenario would change if people had powers?
It would change completely. Realistically, people with super powers would rule over people without them. That’s what I would do. I have opinions about how things should be, and if I had the ability, I would make changes.

>>513756947 (OP)

1. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
>control of lightning and superhuman physique

2. With that power, would you choose to be a hero or a villain?
>hero, villain to Israel

3. What archetype of hero or villain would you embody?
>Aesir

4. What would be your ultimate goal?
>end kikery

5. How do you think the geopolitical scenario would change if people had powers?
>depends on who has the powers, honest whites would sort things out in short order, if it’s based on population kikes are fucked, but so are we all because Jeets will cover the globe in an ocean of shit

>>513756947 (OP)
1. fuck your mom at anytime i want
2. villain
3. mom fucker
4. to fuck your mom everyday minimum 10 times
5. your mom would get fucked a lot.