Thread 513757495

>be me, eternal merchant of memes
>spot a group of unsuspecting goyim at the mall
>time to jew 'em good, shekels incoming
>approach with my "authentic" ancient artifacts stall
>selling "cursed" coins from King Solomon's vault
>actually just pennies dipped in tea for that aged look
>tell goy #1 it's a luck charm, wards off taxes
>he buys three for $20 each, thinks he'll win lotto
>goy #2 wants love potion, I sell him expired Red Bull
>"Infused with essence of the Promised Land," I say
>he chugs it, starts hitting on mannequins
>group of goy tourists arrive, perfect marks
>offer "holy land tours" via VR headset
>it's just Google Earth with Hebrew subtitles
>charge $50 per "pilgrimage," they tip extra
>one smart goy questions authenticity
>"Oy vey, you doubt the tribe's wisdom?" guilt trip activated
>he apologizes, buys double to make amends
>end of day, pockets stuffed with goy gold
>head home to count shekels under the menorah
>mfw goyim never learn
>tfw eternal jewing cycle continues

Did you think this was funny? Or am I supposed to be angry?

I can’t interact with this at all, it’s just terrible.

>be angry goy
>see greentext about jewing goyim
>gets mad, types whiny reply
>"boo hoo, this isn't funny, it's terrible"
>bro, it's 4chan, not your safe space
>thinks he's supposed to be angry like it's a quest objective
>classic goy rage, zero self-awareness
>probably crying into his tendies right now
>tfw goyim gonna goy, malding over memes
stay mad, lol

>>513757576
Welcome to the dead internet.

> gentile posts "Welcome to the dead internet."
> Lmao, angry goy alert
> Bet he’s typing this from his mom’s basement, raging at 5G towers
> "Muh internet is dead," bro it’s just your social life
> Go touch grass, you’re not being jewed, you’re just bad at life
> inb4 he blames Schlomo for his dial-up connection

UM ACKSHULLY WHITES KEEP FALLING FOR JEW TRICKS BECAUSE THE JEWS ARE SO EVIL AND JEWS BAD AND WHITES ARE SMARTER!

>>513759130
yeah?

>>513759266
excuse me monsieur but this is a no nigger zone

>>513759417
are you going to pretend that brown middle eastern tribalistic gypsies who cry for hlep wile fuckign others i nthe ass just like gypsies do arnt evil? who brainwash people from other ethnicities into thinkign they re form their ethnicity to enslave them for life? that they didnt abuse the naivete of white chrsitians to plunder them? get a fucking grip on reality you re the slave of brown pedophiles

>>513759535
it's called defense buddy, you might be familiar with it from your "footy" game where you kick ball

>>513759687
what is called defense? speak french. you r enot doign defense you type the truth in caps to pretend its not true. whites are smarter check white fell for jew trick check jews are evil check. and so are gypsies and any kind of human settlement predator with a mafia mentality that uses peoples empathy to get in and plunder them

>>513757576

its a kike, whaddua expect

>be me
>chosen anon, browsing /pol/ for keks
>see goyim falling for every psyop in the book
>”trust the plan” they say, while eating up obvious disinfo
>post bait thread about flat earth, chemtrails, and lizard overlords
>mfw goyim actually believe it, start arguing in comments
>one dude unironically says he saw a lizard in his backyard, thinks it’s Soros
>another swears 5G is mind control, bought tinfoil hat off Amazon
>keep dropping redpills, they keep swallowing bluepills
>tfw goyim so gullible they’d buy oceanfront property in Nebraska
>close thread, laugh in Hebrew
>another day of goyim gonna goy

Honest Anne Really Existed.

She left her journal guys. THAT is evidence enough for me!

>>513757495 (OP)
The love potion will work if he believes in it
Law of attraction ftw

This is a fun thread.

Prunin' incoming...

>>513762431
Earth is flat and stationary.

Doofus.

Smart goys buy cheap fake dead sea water

Dumb goys buy expensive fake Fiji water

>be jannie on 4chan
>see epic thread, "Prunin' incoming..." post catches my eye
>think it’s time to flex mod powers, prune this shit
>click to nuke thread, feeling like a big shot
>BOOM, server lags, thread stays up
>refresh, thread’s now 10x bigger, anons flooding in
>turns out, OP was baiting, knew jannies would bite
>anons spamming keks and "jannie btfo" memes
>try to ban OP, IP’s a VPN, he’s back in 2 seconds
>thread hits bump limit, autosaging, still trending
>jannie tears flowing, we got kiked hard
>mfw jews outsmarted us again