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ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)

ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT
>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

God the show is so much better when Dan isn't on

>>513758060 (OP)
I’m black.

>>513758060 (OP)
Don't pet my dog

>>513758060 (OP)
tyb
total shrimpfag death

al qaeda stole a uhaul?

>>513758163
fuck you

>tan turban on his head
DO NOT REDEEEEM

>>513758152
Why?

You guys aren't watching some shitty 240p tvapp stream right? All sneed OGs are on https://%70pvhub.xyz/opl

Ok nice body on this one

I've been wondering, I've been asking, what happened to this guy, this real piece of work? Because, let me tell you, we need to know. We need justice, we need accountability, and we're not gonna stop until we get it.

So, I ask you, has anyone heard what happened to that cop? That real jerk? Because we need to make sure he's not out there doing this again. We're gonna keep our eyes open, we're gonna watch, and we're gonna make sure that justice is served.

Thank you, thank you very much. We're gonna make America safe again, folks, we're gonna do it together!

Damn they’re both hot

>20, 19
Oh nvm, they are black

I hate shitskin druggie roasties so badly.
Give this retarded bitch a DUI

>>513758166
sounds like a sikh. they been misbehaving lately with trucks

>>513758264
You got it bad, bro.

>>513758264
I've always had a thing for spaghetti straps and no bra
Even though they're usually really droopy, it still turns me on

No (you)s for shrimpjeet.
Report, filter & ignore.

>>513758264
>>513758266
>>513758302
The 19 year old looks like she was damn near 30

>BEEP BEEP BEEP
>STOLEN GUN

that seems like something out of a shitty movie

Did he point the barrel of that gun to his face?

>>513758338
Green shirt one had a nice ass

light skinnit wit a turbin rount he head

>>513758204
>>513758224
i bet even you know you stink.
you stare at white women and repulse everyone

>>513758210
>DEPORT

>>513758341
>No (you)s for shrimpjeet.
>Report, filter & ignore.

Unpopular opinion:
I missed Officer Basednig.
He was such a mean asshole to the fucking losers & retards who deserve it the most.

>>513758437
you're on the same tier as a jeet you repulsive shitskin

>>513758060 (OP)
OH DAMP NIGGER

take your white bitch to applebees nigger.

I heard they were going to have George Droyd on tomorrow evening.

I haven't watched in ages, when is the fucking Relief Factor commercial??

Oh cool they allow white women in commercials now… My cousin applied many times to be a commercial actress in 2021-2022 and the modeling agency literally told her they were specifically not hiring white women…. I’m serious

>>513758529
You lost, redditor.

>>513758555
triple nickel checked. fire up the fent reactor!

>>513758487
Miss*

WAD UH HOTEL

>>513758570
it's gawn

I like that doggo. I saw a similar one yesterday while driving, and preparing to turn into the street and there was this dope walking his dog in the middle of the street, like he was a car. He was planning to keep on walking and then what... but the doggo stopped and pulled him back :)

>hedihdihcheckcheevago
Ugly beaver fuck

>>513758570
His wife made them take it down.

Threadly reminder
>DO NOT TALK TO POLICE
>DO NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS
>DO NOT CONSENT TO ANY SEARCHES OR SEIZURES OF YOUR PROPERTY
>DO NOT RESIST ARREST
>IF PLACED UNDER ARREST DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH AN ATTORNY

those are used tires, they aren't worth shit

>>513758748
kys crackhead

What the fuck are they doing with all those tires?

>>513758748
Always reach for the cops gun.

RIP Alan Factor (1966-2025)

>>513758782
Making a tug boat

Good way to get rid of a shit load of unwanted tires. Better than dumping them in the woods

>>513758782
getting ready to necklace some fools

>>513758782
Likely taking them somewhere to illegally dump.

Just tuning in now, anything of note happen tonight?

>>513758792
I miss Alan so much it's unreal, bros
And
EVERYBODY DAMPRID

I feel like danny brown goes home and has like a six foot bong and smokes confiscated weed all night to hone his senses

>>513758851
absolutely

>brain-damaged druggie whores think they're le quirky silly
Kick. Teeth. Now.

>>513758851

That $50 tire disposal fee, or maybe it was $3...

>>513758763
That’s the point it makes the police have to think of hours of pointless searching and you could see the nigger cops dread on their faces…. They would rather let some hidden drugs thru then to spend 5 hours moving old broken tires having to go over tooth and comb over old ass tires inspecting every tire….

>>513758264
They aren't top shelf by any means, but I would lick both their ass holes.

>>513758960
>Just buying cones

>>513758855
Ur mom sucked off everyone ITT

>>513758748
you forgot:
>PISS YOUR PANTS AND CRY THE POLICE DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR PRONOUNS.

>>513758983

The thinner one.

>>513759013
Shit was so cash

FRACAS AT THE DOLLAR GENERAL
I REPEAT, RUCKUS AT THE DOLLAR GENERAL

>woman crying
I bet she voted for this

>>513758780
ad hominem
>>513758787
literally the opposite of my advice
>>513758904
yeah pretty much do that but don't say anything when he starts asking you questions and demand to speak with an attorney (if you can't afford one a public defender / pretender will be assigned to you. If you don't trust your PD just use AI to handle your legal proceedings)
>>513759020
whataboutism

>nigger time
That nigger dindu nuffin

>>513759120
My advice is better

>Dollar General isn't the dollar 29 store

>"I am the General now"

capcha HH88w

so does this awful shit count as one triple play or two

>>513759142
Imagine posting this and then seeing it years later everywhere. I am so jealous

>that same fucking tripple play again
??????????

They've done this in the past. They'll play the ENTIRE first half again, then play the final 20 seconds showing the action. Its a little irritating.

OH DAMP

>>513759331
Damn, he just up and kidnapped the prom queen?

>>513759449

What the fuck is with these companies getting actors to effectively portray their roles from old shows to shill product?

>>513759537
>prom queen
Drag*

>>513759120
>just use AI to handle your legal proceedings
I'd like to see this in action.

>>513759013
It’s way too easy with you my toy :-)

>>513759329
As a biracial trans woman of color, I feel the same exact way whenever someone shares the video of me getting my first bbc in my bootyhole at 18 years old.

goddamnit this shit is boring

>>513759331
Yes, and it’s just some Russian dude who got drunk and drove from Charlotte NC to Florida and his family already moved back to Russia and while drunk he stole that yacht to drive it back to Russia… Those Florida cops overreacted and treated it like they had Osama bin Laden on a yacht trying to g to escape. I’d you watch the jewtube video it’s especially cringe because the boomers are on the bridge screaming about how they needed to be picked up by another boat to provide covering fire…. it was one of the gayest videos I’ve ever watched and it was a single Drunk Russian dude on the boat….

>>513759554
the world ended in 2012

>>513759703
>REPORTS OF SHOTS FIRED MAN STABBED HUGE FIGHT
>okay looks like officer fagberg is about 15 minutes out

>>513759554
Its all scrubs mostly. She was looking really good. Turk and the main guy are not looking so good. I miss that show. It was simplier time. I had a white girlfriend who spoke english. I was doing school, we would bang all night. Drink and get high watching scrubs. Theyre marketing correct.

>>513759647
Lawyers were like the first jobs that got replaced by LLMs. They're been irrelevant for years already.
Depending on your judge he might get uppity that you're not paying one of his friends $5,000 to be there but that's the only way it could backfire and if you just pretend like "Oh I couldn't afford a real lawyer so I studied all those law books and this is my case" he might buy that too.
In general though I would trust a LLM way more than some corrupt piece of shit who more often than not is in league with the DA and judge in the first place. There's a reason why the majority of cases end in a (((plea bargain)))

we've had better boat content

MY YACHT!!! OHHH NOOO WHYYYY!?!

saw this triple gay on YT 2 weeks ago and it was way too long. This is way too long

>>513759703
Yeah, I might drop this episode.

I don't think I've seen a full OPL episode for months now. Boring as fuck shit for ages now.

jesus, breaking those doors. not like breaking a house door

Free my man

>breaking windows instead of going through a door
I'm sure the owner is thankful for that

>>513759908
Anyone remember Thunder In Paradise?
R.I.P. in peace Hulkster

Is he stealing and wrecking boats for insurance fraud and he gets a cut of the payment?

>>513760000
Checked…. It’s the price you have to pay for freedom

>>513760008
Easily tens of thousands in damage

>>513759810

>aww, remember that time when I was loving life and watching Scrubs? I think I'll buy some women's deodorant.

>>513760027
i never watched wrestling so this is where i remember HH from

>>513760052
Nah he’s stealing them to take to international waters and sell

>>513760127
Yes.

>>513760052
No he got drunk and wanted to go back home to Russia

Wouldn't mind me some violet menedez

>>513760148
Huh. Interesting. So you're not a Hulkamaniac but you somehow found your way to Thunder In Paradise fandom.

>>513760210
Can't blame the guy.

Somehow the Chinese character on his stomach is the most embarrassing thing here.

he took that bike
dude is on meth and fent

Ew spider

HALLOWEEN

sPiDer

These cameramen are gigabased showing irrelevant wildlife. I like it when they spot a kitty!

>>513759908
>sarasota
That’s where I live

Damn, I didn't know Tennessee was like that

this camera guy loves bugs

>>513759725
I'd wager he was stealing boats to sell to cartel smugglers. If 1 out of 10 are recovered I'd wager that's why.
>>513759853
>rambling incoherent nonsense
Some lawyer back east used ChatGPT to write his argument, and it cited court cases that didn't exist. Pretty sure he lost his license.

Hire an attorney, don't depend on jailhouse lawyers. Their defense attorneys only seem "in league with the DA" because there's a preponderance of evidence against them.

based adhd cameraperson

>>513760305
>dude is on meth and fent
Seemed pretty obvious to me too. Not sure if this coplette is dumb or just playing dumb.

Clearly that was a nigger

Did she say, Monkey bizness?

>>513760385
>>513759725
a 68ft yacht is fairly unique. not like you can hide it.

i can't all these NWO gay commercials

>>513760400

Katydid!

>>513760459
When its reflagged and reregistered? Idk, unless they roll right up to the previous owner I think its hard to identify.

>>513760459
When's the last time you saw a boat and said "hey I've seen that somewhere before!"

They all look strangely similar to me.

I especially like the rusty channel locks jammed into the non drive fork stanchion

>he's digging in his pants right now
This cop is a shitty wingman.

curtis has to poop

>another method head on a bike rolls by
Good grief

Is she tall or is he that short?

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

You can see this faggots beard in his face mask

Im not sure how we know what he looks like

>>513760385
>Some lawyer back east used ChatGPT to write his argument, and it cited court cases that didn't exist
Ahh yes, LLMs from 3 years ago are the same exact thing as today. I always forget about the static nature of technology
It's your money but you can save thousands of dollars by typing a prompt with your details into whichever LLM you trust the most

Poor kid. He was taken over by evil.

>>513760614
this thing probably has AIS and it is usually purposefully hard to deactivate. also, there are maybe 6 manufacturers of yachts this size and they only make a few per year.

>>513760913
rizzo has xray vision when it comes to men

>>513760885
What the fuck did he steal after defeating 1 camera?

>>513760945

Ten feet of copper wire

>>513760934
No, if your mother called you right now and you had to describe that yacht to her, you'd say its long about 55 feet, 3 stories, and white. That describes like most of the decently big boats.

That's fent

>there was that one guy that's always drunk around here
someday the police will know me

this dude is zuited.

>>513760919
You shouldn't trust LLMs for anything important

Hit him with narcan and ruin his high

>man, in the throws of drug addled hell, is barely able to stand, let alone form a coherent sentence
>back in the studio: HAHAHAHA

>>513760913

>how we know what he looks like
Using the IR band of the camera, with facial reconstruction not to exceed the photogrammeterically-deduced face level with additional neural-network-based face-beneath-the-stretch-mask algorithm, but you'd think they would show that next week.

>>513760938
Retina scan maybe, but other wise that description was very vague, i saw blue eyes, blonde hair male, thats about it. His getup is almost certainly from some go bag of discrete items not connected to himself. Its what I do, and he is smart enough to cover the cameras.

>>513761000
checked, but if you saw it and you were on the water and used to seeing boats, you would recognize it.

>>513761081
Good. It's funny

>>513761081
Modern America in a nutshell

>>513761095
Well why didnt they show that image then?

>>513761069
based

>>513760919
Good luck, dude.

>>513761081
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there

no actually lay that man on his side, call EMS, administer narcan

>>513761107
Maybe, but its not like its coming back to that marina. They could sail it to Georgia or some other port and no one would notice. I doubt private vessels are vetted much entering port, if they are, I'm sure registration is impossible to verify in port.

Assuming they even bring it in, and don't just drop the cargo into a small boat and take it ashore.

>>513761069
Ban narcan

Man is just sleepy.

How many hours is this woman going to waste on this druggie

>>513761487
The rest of her shift.

>>513761487
saves her from having to deal with actual dangerous criminals.

the way this guy talks to his dog sounds so funny. i laugh every time

>>513761487
Really.

We should have female cops for the bullshit calls like the guy who took too many drugs

>>513758318
>>513758960
imagine the brown queen on the left sitting and squeezing her juice down on your lil pepe

>>513761487

We have a date so I bet she's stalling sp she can cancel

Fat coal burning WHORE

Big ol booty

>>513761644
Lots of white women with Black men.

>>513761102
>His getup is almost certainly from some go bag of discrete items
some peculiarly distinctive batch of matter

>>513761644
This girls are burning something...

many such cases

>>513761691
It'd actually rare you kike

>>513761330
You are wrong. If this was a jon boat or something, yeah, but this is a big ass boat. Gonna have an alert for vessel safety check on any boat like this and there are probably less than 2 in the area.

>>513761102
Yes, but what in the world is in the thrift shop worth any of that effort

>>513761144
>Well why didn't they show that image then?
Right?

>>513761733
Right.... that's why you're so defensive....

>>513761747
I don't think I'm wrong.

No spike strips because people are not out driving because it's so bloody dark.

>>513761733
Yes because there is only about 7% of black males in america. Not enough to go around or else they'd be more interracial couples.

>>513761081
As long as he did it to himself(which is the most likely cause), yes it's hilarious

>>513761862
OK Jew

>>513761800
You’re the one who felt the need to point it out in the first place, jew

>>513761891
>You’re the one who felt the need to point it out
Wasnt me, retard

>>513761706
Theyre odd, because they are probably stolen or discarded items, things he knows he can ditch at anytime

Didn't know golden corral was a neo nazi restaurant with this normal White family

So there’s like 10min of show left…. At least Ashleigh Banfield showed more niggers than Dan usually does. Tomorrow will be white peoples delight and it will be nothing but white trash on display.

>>513761932
Ok nigger you got me I wasn’t checking IDs that closely. Kill yourself anyway

>man with a machete
The most dangerous kind of man there is.

>crawling, laying down, growling
hot

>>513762156
nevermind

>>513761768
Thrift stores are cheap, but sometimes good items, they still are stores with things that cost money. Sometimes its a cost/benefit. Easy enough target for him, maybe items he knows are not tracked easily. Maybe local to the store.

I wonder if she gives head

fire fighter motorcycles?

EMS on choppers?

Let’s just accept at this point in the night anons are fighting with each other because it’s almost midnight and everyone is drunk or overdosed on ugly pizzas they homemade and other anons are overdosed on eating 200 chicken nuggets….

>>513762204
>>513762248
I suppose they're also organ donors.

>>513762234
>>513762248
it makes a lot of sense when you see an ambulance or firetruck stuck in traffic.

Let's go back to Dany Brown, I wanna those girls get frisked.

>>513761808
not sure about this specific boat, but over 200 tons requires a coast guard licensed captain. Note that the person in the beginning of the video was the captain, not the owner.

>>513762350
Danny already fucked them both, he has jungle fever.

the people in the damp rid commercial look related

>>513762255
Def the alowest night ive seem in a while. Weird how summer cools people chill out

>>513762432
They're spics.

>>513762350

They're calling Addy and Bryce to come frisk them.

>>513762438
Baton Rouge niggers…. Taze taze taze

He knew it was a woman tasing him.

get that nigger!

Bros I just turned it on and I get some resisting action. Sweet! How has 2nite been?

I was at a baseball game and tried to post from my phone but got an endless loop of 120 second waiting periods.

He pissed himself

Why's he asking for pizza

Zesty nigga

Haha you're on national TV with your pants down

I would pay $100/month for an unbleeped OPL which I'm certain would feature nothing but F words - fuck and faggot - and anti-White racist slurs and of course N words.

>>513762451
spics can be related to each other

>>513762600
Checked… dindu

would

>>513762604
We have always wished for 12am-3am /opl/

>>513758152
OK byebye

>>513762660
I bet her dirty talk is off the charts.

>>513762210
> I wonder if she gives head
on the beach

How can I watch old episodes? All I have is Hulu TV and I've missed over a year of this

It’s joever… goodnight
>>513762824
You want livepd re-runs

i love a good tazin

b4 we outta here can an anon tell me if 2nite's ep is worth a watch?

Any night without a Dan Abrams is a win

I do really like the updates they started doing on all the stories they follow and never go back to!

oo yeah give it to me hard /opl/

>>513763099

>show me you belong on my island!

>>513762903
He should be thanking his lucky stars.

>>513762992
answer me u fux

PS
why do certain communities choose violence as their way of life?

>>513762992
No. Tonight was unusally boring. Best thing was that last machete taze. Nothing else was worth a rewatch,

>>513762600
>record scratch
Yep, that's me
You're probably be wondering why I be in dis shit

>>513763182
>answer me u fux
the middle was awful

Got nuthin

>>513763209
>>513763220
thank you true bros

>>513763259
You missed first row first column person talking to cop was on a previous episode

>>513758792
>>513759769
youre not black.

>>513763654
> You missed first row first column person talking to cop was on a previous episode
Yeah, there was one early on where the cop said he saw the dude before, but I couldn't ascertain if they had met before the OPL camera, but was keeping it in my back pocket in case, Thanks.

>>513758152
have you tried not being black?