Thread 513762678

We call this a “Dirty Sanchez" here in NewMew (New Mexico for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you dont even have to wait you just walk in to the freezer aisle and its always cold and ready to go when you heat it up at home.

What food deals/ traditions do you have where you

>>513762678 (OP)
You can go eat your dumb sandwich between two loathes of wrong and stupid, for free

>>513762678 (OP)
over in india they eat cowshit

>>513762678 (OP)

Loteral goyslop.

Fuck you OP, you won todays OP is a nigger award.

well rounded goddamn esl jeets cant even make a joke right

>>513762678 (OP)
You can tell the picture is fake because it's a perfect sphere. In real live, it would sag inside the plastic and not be perfectly round like that.

>>513762767
In Canada too

>>513762678 (OP)
Does Davis even exist? My friends and I have had so many of these things and haven't gotten a single visit

>>513762678 (OP)
>tfw roundmeal has become a way to root out newfags

>>513762678 (OP)
Amazing things are happening in American grocery stores.

>>513763254
What, the advertisement where you could "Meet Dave" didn't tip you off enough?

>>513763442
Only if you posted here 2005-6 are you an oldfag. 07- some later date are newfags, after that it's redditors and cancerfags, then the year 2015 occurs

>>513763254
It is frozen. I have never heard of it before though, but I don't eat prepared meals either.

That there's a ball of freedom. You non-americans wouldn't get it

>>513763408
>He hasn't got a visit from Davis

>>513763408
Davis came to my house and back holed my dog :[

>>513762678 (OP)
I keep seeing these at my local Kroger, but I haven't gotten one yet because I don't want to accidentally win a visit from Davis. I dont trust that guy and don't want him visiting my house desu. But the meal itself looks good

>>513762678 (OP)
this is what canada is collapsing threads feel like to actual canadians

that said, /pol/ is so low IQ these days this thread is probably going to be full of people who don't get the joke

>>513763564
Is he coming to check on his "protein blast", whatever that means?

>>513763526
>tfw I am a newfag
>tfw I will always be a newfag
>tfw I am okay with this.
Niggers tongue my anus

>>513763648
>joke
We know you don't have roundmeal in Cucknada leaf.

>>513763720
thanks doc

>>513763595
He dogged my hole. :]

>>513763720
It makes me wonder, are there any originalfags from 2003 still posting among us?

1. that plastic looks fucking dirty to be boiled with

2. microplastics yum

>>513762678 (OP)
The late '10s were peak slop, I'd stop by 7/11 and grab one of these and be set on calories for two days. Never had a roundmeal though, never saw them in stores maybe they were a northeast thing or something.

>>513764107
fuck your country man

>>513763408
>Does Davis even exist?
His days are numbered.

>>513763254

It wouldnt be called a RoundMeal if it didnt stay round, dumbass leafs man i swear.

>>513764107
these jugs were salvation in college. i used to pour off the water in my ramen noodles and mix it up with this. simpler times

>>513762678 (OP)
In terms of cheap and lazy human fuel Poland has these instant noodles, they are not sophisticated or complex as japanese onesz simply throw all shit into bowl, pour hot wate wait 5 minutes boom, food.
Poles just call these "Zupka chińska" what translates to "Chinese soup", sometimes we call them "Vifons"(but only ones made by Vifon). Its mostly popular among university/college students who dont have much finances and not always have access to working kitchen and all they have is electric kettle.

>>513762678 (OP)
I actually won a visit from Davis. AMA

>>513762678 (OP)
I'm a roundmeal kinda guy but the wife insists on these fucking things.

>>513762678 (OP)
i buy roundmeal every day for lunch but never been visited by davis

>>513763254
It is not a perfect sphere.

>>513765332
Vypada dobre slav bro. I bet its healthy and doesnt have toxic waste in it like american Ramen.
Pic related is from some sea sithole but its surprisingly delicious and doesnt have any toxic chemicals besides palm oil.
If I show you a top ramen label it will look like a page out of a chemistry book

>>513765741
What is that potatoes?

>>513763564
Davis is kind of a prick. I bought him a Popsicle from this ice cream truck that comes through every Saturday. Still hasn't paid me back. This was like, 10 years ago. The roundmeal was good though. We shared one then had passionate gay sex.

>>513763254
RoundMeal is guaranteed to be round, though

>>513766493
Well yeah these polish noodles are not toxic(its just mostly dry spices and dry noodles) but still its not much healthy because they are basically carbs only.

But in terms of toxicity of food. Then yeah, americans are a bit fucked. In Poland and most of europeian countries especially ones that are part of Europeian Union you can't sell food products that contain ingredients that are banned for being health hazard.
Meanwhile USA don't have these regulations therefore producers throw anything including toxic shit that is banned in any other countries for being toxic. Some products are only removed when someone gets health problem and sues compamy.

>>513763408
He kills you and your family if he decides to come for you. I pray to Xipe-Totec for protection before I eat each and every one.

>>513762678 (OP)
Who's Davis?
I don't think we get round meal in Australia, maybe at Costco. It looks like shit is it good?

>>513767253
the aztec god of force?

>>513765741
> claim to be hexagons
> actually octagons
That's false advertising.

>>513767439
Great stuff. Wash it down with a Bangs and it's pure culinary bliss.

>>513762678 (OP)
You have a chance to win a visit from Sam from the TV show Supernatural?

>>513767149
Its insane. In the USA, they'll literally sell you blue dyed corn syrup water with preservatives. This is not even fit for human consumption

>>513764107
God bless Henton's and God bless America.

>>513769224
Best country on earth

>>513765769
Of course he wouldn't visit you. A Round Meal is enough for three men. One a day? You must be a fucking manatee.

>>513762678 (OP)
>boil in bag
horrible
also i'm having macaroni with onions (like actual onions not s o y) and white cheese today

>>513763870
I'm here and I didn't see the Roundmeal image macro until 2009 so I should probably go back to lurking. idk what you need as proof, as I am not going to post my PENIS

>>513762678 (OP)
i hope ame4rica is destroyed

and russia takes control

we really need to undermine our nations to ensuire vladimir putins success

>>513762678 (OP)
Dirty Sanchez is: stick your fingers in your woman's ass, take some excrements and draw a moustache on her face, while you pork her from behind.

>>513762678 (OP)
When I was a broke college student, I ate one of these every night for dinner. The memories...

>>513762678 (OP)
>boil in bag
Lmao it’s plastic

>>513763466
>"I'll come to you"
Here since the first time. I love roundmeal.

>>513766493
fuck I love those.
mix em with chicken poppers and sweet sour sauce.