Thread 513762810

Fuck them Brits. They can’t stop us all !!

>>513762810 (OP)
we are the resistence

Say goodbye to your fellow britanons, Anons. They're not gonna be here for much longer.

>1.1m bongbucks contract for mass casuality event
>Only brought 700 body bags
Enough for the significant number of pedophile cunts in U.K. Parliament :^]

>>513762897
kill yourself

>>513762938
They're a 10/10 in Bongistan, in my heart

>>513762810 (OP)

4chan needs a dedicated porn board to make b great again. I remember when b was not full of porn.

>>513763309
When did it change

>>513762810 (OP)
Absolute dead empire delusions. Can’t even stop their own firefighters from getting beheaded and think they can tell foreign organizations what to do

>>513763379
It was a slow process as new boards got created. For a while you could have regular discussions on /b/ but people still needed porn to keep threads bumped. Eventually I think everyone just got tired of it and moved to other boards.

It will never be great again because that would mean deleting boards.

>daily penalties
???

>>513762938
>Say goodbye to your fellow britanons, Anons. They're not gonna be here for much longer.

>>513762810 (OP)
the uk has 70 million people, I live in fucking Colorado which apparently has 60 million people. The UK is a joke now trying to fucking clout American companies into giving a single fuck about them.

Not to say I hate your people. If I could airdrop every native brit and mick an AR-15 I would push that button through it’s fucking console.

TLDR; there is only one solution to a government that hates you

>>513763987
Is this the prophet Muhammad and his little 9 year old rape slave?

>>513762810 (OP)
Soooo why exactly should 4chan give them money?

>>513763796
April Fool's day was a lot of fun.

>>513763309
lolwut? 4chan has like a dozen porn boards.

>>513764123
>Is this the prophet Muhammad and his little 9 year old rape slave?
Oi Mate! That's a thousand years in da pen and a 10 million quid fine mate for that hatespeech!

>>513762810 (OP)
>Fuck them Brits
Keir would love it even more if we can fuck the British government even harder than anything we've ever fucked before, because all of the British government are faggots that love taking it up their arse. They suck bell-ends all day in parliament, and search for bigger ones on the internet to shove it up themselves. Because of this, I shall tell the tale of how the Brits had found the biggest cock on the internet.

Once upon a time, there was a faggot in Britain. His parents raised him a fag, and so he was a fag. His name is Keir Starmer. He grew up with toys and was groomed by troons from a young age. At first he did not understand at first, but it did not take long for young Keir, who's pp was still developing, to fall in love with the art of drag. He performed for drags with big cocks on stage, whom his audiences has 10x the cock size than his, and loved it.

Eventually, young Keir found it unsatisfactory with the gazes of the troons and decided that he wanted more than just gazes from his performances, and so he asked his audience, "This is boring, can anyone show me something exciting?" The troons paused in silence in thought, and eventually whipped out their troon cocks. It was the first that Keir witness cocks 10x his own size. Then eventually, the troons fucked young Keir and taking their turns. After entertaining 10000 troons with his young fag arse, young Keir has found his passion for cocks.

Throughout the years, Keir fucked and fucked, to the point where all of common Britain has ran out of fags that could satisfy his anal cravings. Keir searched and searched for the gayest faggots with big cocks around all of common Britain, but all of the fags of common Britain had already fucked him. Keir was displeased and depressed because he believed that there was no cock left to to anal...

>>513764569
So for the next ten years, Keir did nothing but masturbating, cock sucking, dick riding, and anal licking to satisfy his faggotry cravings. However, to no avail in his dissatisfaction. Until one day, the government came to him acknowledging his faggotry endeavors, did Keir finally found bigger cocks to ride and suck.

It was a great wonder that Keir had finally discovered; the British government. A group of elite faggots hidden in the shadows. Reserved for the faggots of faggots of all of Britain. Upon discovery, Keir knew he was made for this since he was groomed at birth.

However, because the great elites faggots are few in number, Keir's satisfaction did not last. Hence, once again succumbing to his dissatisfaction. He dreamed of bigger cocks day and night, but could not find them. Until one day he discovered the internet. From there, he found great gay cocks from all over the world, and so he fucked and fucked and fucked. The internet was immense and full of big cocks to ride. The pleasure was great, so Keir could not stop getting fucked.

Then upon love at first sight, Keir found 4chan and said, "Oh my word, the bell-end of bell-end. I have finally found the god of anal fucking." And so, Keir has finally found the holy grail of getting fucked, and has spread his faggotry revelation with all of Britain.

The End.

>>513765168
This is the tale of how the British government found their chosen one to take it up the arse.

>>513762810 (OP)
Anyways anon, here's a bump

>>513762897
Jews pressured Kier Starmer into publicly slandering 4chan to lay the groundwork for decoupling the site from british servers

Is the UK retarded? What makes them think they can fine a US website?

Imagine if a country like Uganda tried to pull that shit. Yes, Google, you actually have to pay us $5,000,000 a year because you're breaking a Uganda law by existing on the internet.

>>513764569
>>513765168
Horrible. Bump.

>>513765766
Bongs forgot that we secede 250 years ago

The home office is about to appeal the decision to close a migrant hotel, for no other reason, than they don't want every other council to win in court. This country is upside down. Those with any power at all, act with complete impunity and disregard for the people

>>513762810 (OP)
reminds me of the tea party. UK imposing taxes and the USA not giving a fuck. you want it, come take it

>>513765831
Thank you anon

>>513766226
Anyways, bump

>>513763309
It used to be worse, it was full of bronies.

Texas here. Hey UK! Fuck you, you mudslime nigger lovers!

>>513764478
Holy shit that video

>>513762810 (OP)
>Fuck them Brits
you had me there

>>513762810 (OP)
Oi gookmoot got a loicence for those chins?

>>513762810 (OP)
Go back to your npc shithole tranny nigger

>>513762810 (OP)
Do the UK government not understand how this works? How can they fine a company that does not operate within their boarders?

>>513762810 (OP)
>25k + daily
Why won't 4chan, at least give them the d-

>>513762938
That's at least half of the browns on this board.

Time to dump beans on toast into the harbor.

>>513767765
It seems like the UK thinks that every person is subject to British laws regardless of where they are. Dafuq?

>>513764018
>Colorado
>60 million people
You are an actual retard

>$25k in penalties in a fiat currency that doesn't mean anything
>Hiroshima Nagasaki probably gets $5k max annually from UK, a shithole nation with a median income equivalent to Alabama
lol, lmao even

>>513765766
Yeah this shit only works if a website operates as a business in your country. If they sell ad space to local businesses or accept payment in local currency.
If that is the case, like it is with facebook and google in most countries, then you can try and fine them and they will treat it as a cost of doing business. They will try and minimise the cost by complying or fighting the fine in courts. Then once they have exhausted those options they will decide whether or not it makes financial sense to pay the fine or just stop doing business in that country, and finally they probably consider the precedent that paying the fine sets.
This has happened in Australia multiple times. We tried to force facebook to pay Australian media companies everytime a link to one of their articles appeared on someone's feed and facebook said fuck off and just stopped showing people Aus news articles.
They tried to fine twitter under Musk for not taking down the video of the Christian pastor in Western Sydney getting stabbed by a Muslim. Twitter blocked the video for all Australian users but the Aus gov't wanted twitter to take it down globally, and when they refused they fined them. Twitter took the Australian government to court in Aus and won.
In this case the UK will prob just block 4chan in their country which is their goal anyway. I don't think anyone actually expects 4chan to pay any fines.

>>513762810 (OP)
b-but anon... think... t-think about... the safety of the children!!

>>513767765
They've been oppressing their own people for so long that they now think even foreigners will comply to it.

>>513762938
i miss them so much.

>>513766905
Memeflags are Israeli spammers

>>513768902
Right, that goal is absolutely in play. Powerful KIKES in UK want 4chan blocked. So they use lawfare. Drag 4chan through the courts, create untenable demands, and hope 4chan simply disconnects from the UK - - so speech is more centralized. If 4chan voluntarily leaves UK then the Jewish elites have won. It's very concerning. This is a fight for pure censorship playing out in the open

>>513762938
finally

>>513768414
This + virtue signaling. At least the ones competent enough to keep their society going are being replaced with pakis, indians and other third worlders. UK might even collapse in the next financial crisis

>>513762810 (OP)
Kek are they gonna send their lesbian nana cops without guns after us?

>>513762938
good, less brown people the better, i should be the only token brown people

>>513771322
What a propaganda. I bet it was on BBC

>>513762810 (OP)
C'mon Brits! Get your shit together! Surely you don't need a license for pitchforks or garden tools!! Go fucking old school on them.

It's going to get worse before it gets better, but we'll be back.

>>513765766
It's our government and justice system, they've gone completely tyrannical. Last year was full mask off after Southport when there were English coppers saying they were going to target Americans for spicy posting.
They're so used to being able to slap us all down here in Britain with impunity that the very idea someone can defy them is alien to their psyche.

>>513765168
>>513764569
Anon that was extremely homosexual and horrible and sadly it might not be to far off from reality
>Mfw when I see keir and his rent boys
Seriously, I have never in my life hated another country's leader like I do him
Even Castro's bastard up north was not this fucking hateful

>>513766125
So is labor just trying to totally implode? I saw a infographic on another thread where their support had fallen to single digits
I know they are evil but are they that incompetent

Why won't they obey the law? It's to protect children, surely there's no reasonable opposition to that

>>513767765
>Four chins lawyer when he gets a fine from the starmer the faggots government demanding six gorillian pounds Sterling and saying they need to pay immediately

>>513763018

In sharp contrast to the Soviet Woman Veterans, some of whom literally shot hundreds of men.

>>513768902
https://www.christianpost.com/news/assyrian-bishop-stabbed-during-church-service-in-australia.html
WTF
I hate mudslime rats so gottdang much

>>513764123
Aisha wasn't a slave but the daughter of one of his top lieutenants and ultimate successor, Abu Bakr

>>513773300
Who he sold to him at six years old and then fucked her thighs for three years and then started fucking her at 9 years old when he was a fat old schizo dying of heart disease from being a glutenous sloth

>>513763309
eight chans b use to ban porn, which worked well.

>>513762810 (OP)
>Fuck them Brits. They can’t stop us all !!

Do you have a licence for that racism sonny?

>>513762810 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6UCAFiFlGc

>>513762810 (OP)
This is AMERICA ONLINE

>>513762938
i mean 4channel has been banned for nearly 15 years here

>>513762938
It's called a VPN, m8. And you should be using one yourself unless you want a knock on the door from glowies in the future.

>>513764478
This video is enough to make a grown man cry.

>>513774910
haha this was pretty good actually

>>513762938
4chan already ceased servicing the uk the day that bill passed. the brits that are still here are on vpns

UK will be 52nd state, after we take over Canada.

>>513775308
epic fail

>>513772110
political violence and angry armed mobs are a good answer to tyranny

>>513775230
um, no
no that's not true
that's not how this is working anyway
the government aren't even straight censoring, they're passive-aggressively bullying sites into censoring themselves, which is MUCH more british

>>513775308
I don't just accept this but now embrace it
it's got to a point where our sovereignty is irrelevant and our government are dangerous
annex us, please

Why it's always the br*tish people why ???? This is against our freedom we should do something about it !

>>513774910
>>513774929
>>513774966
Based were these from a thread dedicated to it?

The irony is that many under 18s who never hears of 4chan will likely know about it now

>>513762810 (OP)
Brits get the fuck off the internet and start chimping out in real life

>>513762897
Yes, resistance to jew degeneracy and 1984 communism

>>513762810 (OP)
If the UK continues this, I am sure someone on chan is capable of doxxing their entire govt. I hope they are having fun while they can

>>513762938
12pm, inches, feet, Fahrenheit, jaywalking, lawsuits, guns, paying for school and healthcare, circumcision, color, aluminum, could care less.

>>513763796
wrong, they started mass banning all raid threads, and then everyone flocked to /pol/

You Will Rub Everything In Normalflesh Fake Face Forever And Ever. You Of All People.

>>513777004
This is like the revolutionary war all over again, innit?

>>513774443
The government is going to make VPN illegal buddy, better watch your sorry ass

>>513772340
Japan has made Soviet outfits so much better than they were IRL.

>>513762938
Goodbye sars.

>>513762810 (OP)
Don't get it. Why punish people over freedom of speech? If you act like a stereotype why is it wrong to call out a blatant truth? Reeks of corruption

>>513762810 (OP)
Just IP range ban them

How can I miss you when you won't leave?

>>513785259
you mean like the people that want to ban nude pornography? or the ones that don't believe in the concept of anonymity on the internet because they think you need to give away all your identifying information to the government so you can be held accountable for all your actions? they have the biggest case