Thread 513766311

What will you be having, what song do you want on the juke box, what really grinds your gears?
Drink: Watchstander Stout
Juke Box:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V8pSdUTPTI
Grinding Gears: I honestly feel sorry for all the GenZ kids trying to find jobs out there, I am GenX. The boomers have fucked everything up pretty bad and now they are trying to replace all the entry level jobs with shitty AI. Its not gonna work, its all gonna crash in 5-7 years but that doesn't help the poor zoomies. Just want any zoomies out there to know I feel for you and I don't think you are lazy or stupid. We are just waiting for the boomers to hurry up and die off so the healing can begin. Just hold on zoomies, its gonna get better.

>Friday night

nigga it´s 7am
i had 12 beer and i go to bed now
bye

>>513766311 (OP)
I with you. I spent last weekend with two Boomers and I'm still wiped out. They kept trying to get me to shit on Zoom Zooms and one of them got visibly upset after the third time I turned him down.

>>513766491
Oh man krautbro, that's too late, sleep well, I do not envy the headache you will have later.

I'm not officer, drunk.

>>513766603
My zoomie son works in IT support and the boomers are straight up retarded.
They start to argue with him all the time and he just gives them the zoomie dead eye stare and says OK.
All I can say is imagine being such a shitty generation that the name of it becomes an insult. BOOMER
They have achieved jewishness at the generational scale.

>>513766686
Just don't drive fren, call an uber, ifs its a nigger call another uber....

New Song on the Juke Box: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_MGZC7XUFw

>>513766744
Truth. The Zoomies legitimately have it the hardest of all of us so far, and millennials didn't exactly have it easy, but shit it legitimately terrible now.

>>513766786
Uber is our word, you can say uba

>>513766311 (OP)
>genx tries to blame the boomers
Most boomers are dead or dying. YOUR generation is the problem, nigga. It was YOUR generation that sold manufacturing to china. YOUR generation that deregulated the banks. YOUR generation that let all the brown shitskins into this country. Boomers didn't do SHIT except enjoy their retirement. Fuck you, faggot.
Also I'll have a trannyvisor on the rocks, thanks.
>t. millenial

>>513766972
>>t. millenial
How's life, brother?

>>513766311 (OP)
Gimme six double shots of bourbon and line em up, I just got some bad news

>>513767017
What happened?

Gen X here.

Drink: Laphroig single malt whiskey, no ice.

Music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18xVnK-bU4M

A double negroni in a tall glass because tonight hurts alot

>>513766972
>YOUR generation is the problem, nigga

Sounds like someone didn't get to spend the 80s and 90s partying like we did and still end up owning a house.

>>513767002
I live in California. Wonderful weather and that's about it. I was ecstatic to see gas hit $4/gal recently.
No girl and while my job is OK it's not what I had before the scamdemic. Trying to break back into SoftEng is proving a real challenge with all the jeets running around.
On the drive home today I had some faggot-ass nigger come to a complete stop in front of me on a "double yellow" road just because some turkeys were crossing the road in front of him. Dumb libshit faggot didn't understand that he was creating a dangerous situation. I hate coastal faggots so much bros. So many fucking browns here it's unreal.

>>513767173
I do own a house thanks to IPO lottery. Not that you'd know, Bongnigger. Fuck outta this thread. I hope a paki shanks your ass.

>>513766311 (OP)
I just drank a lemonade

>>513766972
>boomer detected
Dipshit everyone knows GenX is small and has no clout, boomers aren't even to the majority of them being retired.
GenX is only JUST starting to gain power but its already being pushed to Millennials.
A large portion of GenX were aborted by shitty boomers.

>>513767017
Shit anon, what's up?

>>513767174
>with all the jeets running around.
Fucking Jeets. I hate them so much.
When I was a kid I just thought of Indians like Apu, now I legitimately hate them.

I'm one of the ancients boys. I used to run these threads. It feels like war is coming.

https://youtu.be/nyJ3Qm8IQpo

>>513767174
Stopping for turkeys is based. Only a non-white would have such disdain for animals.

>>513767247
>A large portion of GenX were aborted by shitty boomers.

not boomers. our parents are mostly Silent Generation.

>>513767247
>A large portion of GenX were aborted by shitty boomers.
Facts. Boomers were parents to GenX AND Millennials depending on when they had the kid. I remember going to school and I had Boomer parents but my friend had a GenX mom and no dad.

>>513767330
I am mid-GenX and my parents were both boomers.

>>513766311 (OP)
I’ll have a Jack and coke.
Play some John Hiatt.
You know what chaos my ass? I have to pay the county to have my best friend: my dog Ralph.

>>513767247
What the fuck are you talking about, nigger? GenX is in their 50s and even older now. The fuck you mean "just now getting power"? Scapegoating faggot, kill yourself.
>>513767315
Only sheltered neet-niggers who believe in catgirls would see turkeys or deer on the road as anything else than trash that gets in the fucking way.
>uwu but they cute
Shut the fuck up you don't even have a driver's license, cocsucker.
>>513767282
And your hate is 100% justified. I've worked with my share of jeets. 90% of them are exactly as the stereotype portrays them. The remaining 10% are a weak immitation of a white man.

New song on the Juke Box: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npyOOsxoA8I

>>513766311 (OP)
Johnny on the juke box pls

>>513767396
https://youtu.be/fYeYEGp_Y94

>>513767060
I'll tell you hwat
*shot one
Life just comes at you fast sometimes
*shot two
Everything seems like it's going fine then BLAM
*shot three
Life goes on and throws you a curveball
*shot four
Sometimes a man just doesn't know what to do with hisself
*shot five
Sometimes it's all we can do to just go have a drink and carry on
*shot six
Bartender:
>jeez bud, I get you're down on your luck but there's no need to be drinking so fast
Buddy, you'd be drinking this fast too if you had what I have
>Dang, sorry, what is it that you have?
Four dollars

>>513767422
>90% of them are exactly as the stereotype portrays them. The remaining 10% are a weak immitation of a white man.
There's more and more on my end, too. My company hired one recently and it was like a giant invisible countdown clock appeared over my head. It's only a matter of time now.

>>513767359
Early boomers had GenX, late boomers had Millenials.

>>513767422
You're 100% non-white. My guess is some form of spic. To be honest poop-colored skin just puts you in the "nigger" category of my brain. I live in rural pnw. We brake for God's creatures. I've had to put down too many wounded animals, faggot. It doesn't feel good. You wouldn't know shit about it, Paco. Go make me a taco, Paco.

>>513767391
>I am mid-GenX and my parents were both boomers.

but most Gen X do not have boomer parents

>>513767552
Unless you're my aunt who got pregnant multiple times as a teenager. My cousins are old enough to be my parents.

>>513767426
Damn, why is your taste in music so shit?
I'm assuming direct control of the jukebox, nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8wUy_9iR00
>>513767527
It's not an issue unless they are asking you to crosstrain him. If they are then prep your resume. Otherwise it'll be a slow death as a jeet pulls in more and more jeets until the whole company is jeet'd.

>>513767595
>Otherwise it'll be a slow death as a jeet pulls in more and more jeets until the whole company is jeet'd.
This is what I was alluding to. It's like an infection, and I KNOW everyone at my company is too cowardly to stop it. We saw it happen to one of our rival companies and STILL I don't think upper management has the balls to protect themselves.

why aren't you faggots posting actual Gen X music?

>>513767595
>that song
take this.

https://youtu.be/WCs32nvcXFs

>>513767567
Nah, I'm Polish and whiter than your brown ass, Paco. Animals are just another means to an end. You shed a tear about your cow you send to the butchers to turn into yummy American burgers? You cry about the pig you turn into sausage? You sound like a weak-ass limp wristed little faggot. I won't shed a tear if a semi driven by a jeet plows into your Fag-150 when you brake to let some turkeys cross the road.
>>513767653
I used to worry about chinks, but they actually like living in Chinklandia. Jeets are the real cancer infecting the world.
>go to London: jeets
>go to Tokyo: jeets
>come back home: more jeets
Insane.

Next track because OP is a faggot who sucks at picking good drinking music: https://youtu.be/hIkvQHk_sWM?t=3726

>...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0

>>513767713
Damn nigga, they play that shit at your local bar? Absolute white-trash tier. Get some class.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6AOla2IKUA

>>513767678
>>513767713
>>513767595
For all the madfags: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDIvIb06abI

>>513767715
When I was younger I wanted to travel and see the world, but then I actually did a bit of it and everywhere is the same and it's only getting worse. It's really depressing.

>>513767844
I went to the Bahamas, Scotland, and India, and then I was FUCK THIS WORLD.

>>513767889
You, you understand.

>>513767844
Nah that's defeatist. There's plenty of beauty and wonder to see in the world for those with the time and/or money. Hell, plenty of both to see in Amerika. I never understood the "it's all the same" takes. Maybe step outside of your bubble a bit by traveling to a place other than Hawaii or London.
>>513767834
Much better, thank you.
I don't have to love YOUR choice of music (just as you don't have to love mine), but it at least gotta fit the mood. Next track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSRNzNF9rgM

Pretty much all of Thievery Corporation is excellent.

man, kingcobra died

>>513767834
>For all the madfags: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDIvIb06abI

Now that's more like it

>>513767844
>When I was younger I wanted to travel and see the world, but then I actually did a bit of it and everywhere is the same and it's only getting worse.

it used to be different but now the whole world is a sea of smart phones and cookie cutter 'quirky' coffee shops.

>>513767889
What you are looking for doesnt rest in a foreign tree..

https://youtu.be/sIqPc0x_544

>>513768002
Another lolcow bites the dust.
I'll drink a shot in his memory though.
>>513768099
Have you traveled anywhere outside of Europe or North America, bongnigga?

>>513767994
See
>>513768099
The only things of value are in nature. The national parks here need to be protected from Jeets, but nature in general worldwide does, too. It's the only thing that's different.

>>513768162
>Have you traveled anywhere outside of Europe or North America, bongnigga?

Yes I have, i spent a few months in Thailand back in 1989

>>513768120
The fuck kind of gay LARP is the image in that video? The only thing gun/2A fetishists will do is quietly surrender their firearms when the cops come around to collect.
>>513768176
>protected from Jeets
Hooo boy I hope you don't have plans to see Niagara Falls any time soon

>>513768162
>lolcow
nah. he was just a guy. a weird man who made people feel extreme emotions

>>513768009
I accidentally took Angel Dust listening to this song at concert. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyR0r1m8enQ
WAS NOT A GOOD NIGHT

>>513766311 (OP)
just drank the rest of my kava. watching the high speed chase, looks like the guy got away, he just pumped some gas. grandma on her deathbed in the next room, at least shes sleeping. gonna stay with her here till she passes. they gave her some opis and benzos to help her rest thankfully.

>>513766972
>>t. millenial
Cry more sauce bitch

>>513768235
I've seen the videos and I see them near me irl. The men "hike" in jeans.
If why are they even there? They don't care about nature. Look what they did to their holy river. It's disgusting.

>>513768206
>thailand
Sexpest bong confirmed
How many "le quirky coffee shops" did you find in Pattaya in 1989, you jaded-ass nigga?
>>513768253
>Rebel Within
I hate the fake fucking """muh rebel""" culture in some parts of USA.
You
Won't
Do
Shit

I'll have a Grey Goose Martini, filthy, with Bleu cheese olives.
Somebody put Depeche Mode on the juke
What grinds my gears? Nothing, life is good no matter what people say. It's never been easier to make money, find love, or just neet out and do nothing while living extravegently in all of human civilization. Cheers, mates.
>captcha contains HH

>>513768268
>just drank the rest of my kava.

You know I tried that stuff (despite it being technically illegal here) but couldn't really get any buzz.

Unlike kratom which definitely worked to the point of becoming addicted to it (clean now).

>>513767595
the mermaid song was fine

>>513768268
>grandma on her deathbed in the next room, at least shes sleeping. gonna stay with her here till she passes. they gave her some opis and benzos to help her rest thankfully.
I hope she passes peacefully and that you are peaceful as well. It's a tough time.

>>513768333
>Sexpest bong confirmed

i was 20 years old and pretty hot if i say so myself. i didnt need to pay anyone.

>>513768339
>Bleu cheese olives
Damn look at this cheap-ass jew-nigga trying to turn his drink into a meal.
>>513768331
Best part is trying to guess if the turd you found on the trail is from a careless dog owner or human.

>>513766311 (OP)
Nigger, it's 8 o'clock in the morning and i just woke up....... Cheers!

>>513768339
Juke Box: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bI

>>513768406
hey thank you. she just turned 90 so she got to live a full life. she has not had food in about a week and a half so could be at any time now. my last grandparent to pass on. not easy, but im grateful for it all in its own way. the first time i ever sat with someone as they passed away the entire time as well.

>>513768333
>How many "le quirky coffee shops" did you find in Pattaya in 1989, you jaded-ass nigga?

i didnt go to Pattaya and my point was that it WAS different in the 80s you illiterate mongoloid.

>>513768467
>Juke Box: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bI

Excellent. This is what I'm talking about.

>>513768372
was addicted to kratom for 10 years myself, now been clean for over 3. kava is more like a short acting herbal benzo. gotta get the dosage right. its not as potent as kratom gram for gram. only did enough to get a mild effect, starting to feel relaxed though.

>>513768424
We don't have to live like this.
>>513768462
Insult a muzzie for me today, Dane friend.

>>513768478
90 is a full life, and she's even got you at the end. May we all be so lucky.

>>513768597
amen. i been thinking the same thing.

>>513768467
Finally some good fucking food!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKwVFWwA_x8
>>513768486
Fair play, bong.
What other points for comparison do you have when you say "it used to be different"?
>>513768579
Trumpedo sent NG to D.C. and now threatening to do the same for Chiraq. I can't wait for him to tackle Fag Francisco.

>>513766311 (OP)
How do we solve the normalfag question?

>>513768571
>was addicted to kratom for 10 years myself, now been clean for over 3.

That withdrawal is a bitch, right?

>>513768541
For all the WASP fans out there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRtYaYkh74o

>>513768666
Just ignore them satananon, you can't fix them. Your life will be happier if you just ignore them.

>>513768674
I was actually just addicted to opis generally but kratom being one of the ones i did the most in the 10 years i was strung out. but even kratom alone without any other opis can cause a really really bad withdrawal similar to heroin/opium.

>>513768478
>the first time i ever sat with someone as they passed away the entire time as well.
I sat with my dad a few years ago. Its an intense ride. I also came on here just for a mental break

>>513768571
>addicted to kratom
How? All I hear is "muh plant" and "natural". That shit is more available in Gayrope than weed. How did you manage to get addicted?
>>513768681
Song is OK but that video is so gay. Who the fuck looks at that and thinks "wow yeah attempted vehicular homicide is cool"?
Niggers.
That's who.

>>513768681
>For all the WASP fans out there:

Fuckin A

>>513768579
>Insult a muzzie for me today, Dane friend.
They're an insult upon themselves. But sure, i'll spit on a nigger if one passes by my window.
>Jukebox:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IIDl4iMIoM&list=RD0IIDl4iMIoM&start_radio=1

>>513768834
>That shit is more available in Gayrope than weed. How did you manage to get addicted

you can't legally buy it in the UK. as to getting addicted, basically everyone who takes it multiple times a day ends up addicted.

i used it for work myself, that's really what it's for.

>>513768790
she seems to be regressing back to being a baby in a cradle in many ways. shes been in the bed acting like a baby in a cradle. it really is wild how life can bring people full circle like that. very intense stuff. it upset me that the medical system did not give her enough opis for her pain. they gave her 2mg hydromorphone every 4 hours and that is really like half what she should get, considering its taken orally and only a tiny bit is actually absorbed into the system that way. she is sleeping now though thankfully.

>>513768843
Little known fact, Rob Halford has a 4 octave range: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_X5JLUo7dw
He is a UK heavy metal king

>>513768937

They give them fentanyl here.

>>513768834
keep doing it daily in high doses (7-10g) till you get full blown withdrawal. only takes like 3 months of doing it in high doses for that to happen, and its really nasty when it does.

>>513768983

Oh yeah that one's on my 80s playlist, good shit.

>>513768937
Is she's returning to baby, then would things that help babies help her? Maybe some nice white noise and heavy blankets.

>>513768888
>checked
Burn the Quran... if you can, hahaha
>>513768926
>you can't legally buy it in the UK
Didn't ask. You ain't continental, nigga. I rolled through Germany, Austria, and Hungary a year ago and saw it advertised for sale in all the usual seedy places.
But good to know to stay away. Not that I needed much more of a reaosn.

>>513769028
well shes straight up sleeping now in a hospice bed. but what i meant was she was only capable to flop about and say "mama" and "ow" and was not able to communicate or do anything other than that. reminded me a lot of a baby in a cradle. we did give her a blanket though.

>>513766972
This larp was feverishly typed in tel aviv.
>T. Millennial

this high speed chase is nuts and retarded. worth staying up a lil bit for. gonna go to bed after that me thinks.

>>513768937
My dad had stage 4 cancer they gave him IV morphine and it was a blessing I saw what happened when he didn't have enough. Gave me a new understanding of what it really means when they say cancer patients pass in their "sleep". The hospice doctor told me some people can go weeks or months without food or water, btw. Only God knows when it's their time

Not that anyone cares or will or maybe even should, roping myself this weekend. Haven’t spoken to senpai for some time, they call but i am not answering. It’s time. Hope you all niggas have good time. Cheers. Have no one talk openly about but at this phase I have given up; can’t take more pain

>>513769000
I ain't gonna talk shit man. I'm sorry you went through that and I'm glad you're now clean.
Wanna know what I got hooked on (physical addiction) just totally out of the blue? It's a completely legal nasal spray sold under brand name Afrin that contains oxymetazoline hydrochloride. You don't get addicted to the chemical, but its effect. The effect is that Afrin constricts blood vessels in your nose thus allowing you to quickly start breathing freely if you're e.g. suffering from allergies.
The "snapback" however is brutal and you feel like you're suffocating with your nose completely "clogged". So you keep "doing" more and more Afrin to alleviate this. I realized fairly quick something was wrong and started doing research. Discovered the complete rabbithole of people being "Afrin junkies" for many years and getting panick attacks if they are ever without their "hit".
Quit cold turkey next day and suffered through the withdrawals. Sucked shit but I'm never touching that fucking totaly legal over the counter medicine again.
Fuck Afrin.

>>513768734
Don't go out like a bitch

>>513768937
I worked at a hospice for a long time anon. The only regret people have on their death beds is that they didn't spend more time with their loved ones, mend broken fences, and tell them that they love them. We used to interview all our dying patients and ask them what their greatest success was and their greatest regret. Their successes were all over the board, but EVERY SINGLE PERSON regretted not spending more time with their loved ones.... Death strips all the bullshit from this life away from you and reduces you back to your basic humanity which is weakness and the need for others. Just tell her you love her, encourage her to get right with our maker. I used to go home from my hospice job and tell my wife and kids I just love them, I forgive them for anything they have done to me and that I will always love them. Just tell her you love her and you won't forget her. My heart is with you anon, its a tough time. (no homo)

>>513769108
That's nice, at least.

>>513769167
You're gonna miss out on when the party gets good.

I’ll have a whiskey and coke in a TALL glass with ice thanks. Just turned 30. I’ve learned so many things and fucked up so many more. If I buckle down these next few months I’ll be pretty well off by my usual standards. It’s just that so much time has passed by and I didn’t do the things I wanted to do and now I’m tired. I did other interesting things so I guess there’s that. You’ll regret any option you choose so why not choose righteously?

>>513769167
Don't rope yourself. Never kill yourself.
The people can do it, but I don't want anons to do it.
If you really want to die, make the world kill you instead. Go do something crazy like walk into Russia or try to explore Antarctica.

>>513769198
that drug sounds like a complete scam. gotta watch out for things that do not get you high but none the less are addictive in ways like that. this garbage my dad takes called prylosec is like that. tortures you when you do not take it. its a stomach medication.

>>513769141
>copes and seethes
>no counter argument
I see you genx-nigger.
>>513769230
Yeah there's a whole book about that which is a great read: "The Top Five Regrets of the Dying: A Life Transformed by the Dearly Departing"
>>513769167
Do a flip, nigger.

>>513769167
Don't do it fren. Find the sources of pain and move past it bro. If you can get even a small way from where you are it will be worth it.

>>513769198

Most drugs are like that really. I quit cocaine about a year ago due to its total futility.

SHITS MELTING DOWN OUT THERE
ILL TAKE A DOUBLE RUM AND COKE AND AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF VB

>>513769230
thank you so much. my heart and prayers are definitely with her and my family.

>>513769436
>AND AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF VB

we know what that's for

>>513769299
>dat hope posting
Some people just gotta re-roll their character homie. It's OK.
>>513769326
The scam is people who ignore the tiny print which says "don't use for more than 3 consecutive days" and develop an addiction. You think Bayer-fags (Afrin makers) don't know they have a herd of Afrin fiends buying their completely legal product for years at a time just to "breathe normally"? They're making bank off of these people.

>>513769436
I first read that as V8 and not Victoria Bitters.
Fight the good fight, Bruce.

>>513769024
Don't know if you have listened to these guys but they became the TranSiberian Orchestra later in life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4f-iCb0K1o

>>513769492
they told us in the protocols of zion they would do this, but people just do not pay attention or care.

>>513769492
If you're determined to die, there's no point in dying in a lame way. If you aren't willing to die doing something cool, then you don't actually want to die, you're just in pain and want the pain to stop.

it's illegal to defend yourself in your own house in my gay country. you're just supposed to let people kill you.

>>513769492
as in, they said they would use scam medicines that cause seriously problematic dependencies in people in order to dehumanize them and usher them.

>>513769516
arent Aussies proud of their v8s
like that one Aussie version of the Ford that had an LS

>>513769623
Holy shit an actual Canadian and not a poo.
Stay safe, friend. You're living in a zombie flick.

>>513769392
>total futility
I don't understand this part
I ain't touching cocaine. Kills your erections. Having your girl rolling on molly is pretty cool though. I personally don't want anything harder than mj edibles/wine though.
>>513769596
I agree with what you wrote, but what's the conclusion you are drawing?

>>513769377

The pain from years of suffering is too much fren, I am done. Don’t wish anything bad for anyone. I hope you have a great time fren. Hope most of you enjoy your time here

>>513769623
>it's illegal to defend yourself in your own house in my gay country. you're just supposed to let people kill you.

same in the UK. and you would get additional charges if you misgendered the burglar.

>>513769058
I'll see what i can do Chief. Enjoy your night.

>>513769623
>>513769701
If your phone line is cut so you can't call the police is it still illegal?
Cause it would suck if your phone line was cut when the police showed up.

>>513769628
I can tell you fucking need my cock.

>>513769641
They are proud of Holden which was a domestic automaker purchased and raped to death by GM.
Holden made some cool cars. I don't understand why Australians don't hate America. Truly a cucked nation.
>>513769700
How are you gonna do it nigga? You got it all planned out? You gonna make cleanup easier for the people who find you or are you gonna make it M E S S Y?

>>513769664
I'm just saying >>513769167 shouldn't wack himself. Selfishly, I don't want any anon to kill themselves. I like you guys, you've been my friends since I was 14, so I don't want you guys to suffer.
So, in his case, if he wants to die for real, he should make the world kill him instead, and if he just wants the pain to end, death isn't a good answer.

>>513769740
out....


OUT

that dude in the LA high speed chase escaped...lol wow...

time for stuffed shells and going to bed its almost 230am here...

>>513766311 (OP)
1 warm cup of piss, saar

>>513769735
>If your phone line is cut so you can't call the police is it still illegal?

people don't really have phone lines any more, i don't.

>>513769700
>The pain from years of suffering is too much fren, I am done
>implying the suffering ends
Just consider the fact that the suffering may increase if there is life after death...
There are better ways to rid yourself of suffering anon.

>>513769735
Yes? Why even ask? Are you 13? Do you think you can outsmart the prosecutor? lmao
>>513769776
I never believe people who talk about sudoku on the internet. If they're gonna do it then fucking LIVE STREAM IT pussy.
You are just wasting your energy and kindness.

>>513769848
Phone was dead, oh nooooo

>>513769848
Had a sheriff in a remote county tell me this one time.
He said if you had to blast someone, just go out and cut the phone line and you were automatically in the clear.

>>513766311 (OP)
Whiskey straight, the love of my life dumped me 3 years today and she ended up stalking my Instagram story but not messaging me. She said she never wanted to speak to me again. I want to reach out to her, but I know doing so will just feed her ego. Fuck this shit.

>>513769924
>He said if you had to blast someone, just go out and cut the phone line and you were automatically in the clear.

Yeah back in the day that would have worked i'm sure.

thanks to everyone here for there kind words tonight. hope everyone has a blessed night.

>>513769937
I know its not easy but always remember people who dump you are not the love of your life. You can move on.

>>513766786
BASED.

>>513769299
>The people can do it, but I don't want anons to do it.
ABSOLUTELY BASED.

>>513769740
FUCK YOU!!!! *BREAKS WOODEN STOOL OVER THIS HOMOSEXUAL RAT BASTARD*

>>513769924
lolwut?
In US it's pretty binary. You either have castle doctrine or you have a duty to retreat. Pick the state you live in carefully. Weird and shity advice.

Obviously don't be a faggot like this dumb fuck lel: https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/u-s-space-force-sergeant-orest-schur-guilty-murder-colorado-teenager/
As satisfying as it would be to shoot a nigger-thief in the back it's actually still illegal in Amerika :(

>>513769937
>stalking my Instagram story but not messaging me.

i don't have any of this social media shit. i don't get why anyone does it.

>>513769937
Shit anon, I am sorry. That sucks bad and nothing will stop the pain. All I can tell you is there is hope beyond this.
I met my current wife of 28 years after the worst breakup of my life.
Its okay if you go a little crazy for a little while, just don't let it stay that way. I have a song for you anon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYX1_ajhIww

>>513770002
Thanks anon. I’ve tried everything these past 3 years, from dating to fucking 2 dozen random sluts, traveling, therapy, sobriety, weightlifting, you fucking name it. She’s burned into my brain and I hate it.
>>513770021
I do it mostly to keep in touch with my various family members across the countey since I don’t have faceberg. All I posted was a pic of the porkbutt I smoked.

>>513770057
>I have a song for you anon

i have one too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZvPSpLxCg

>>513769937
>she ended up stalking my Instagram story but not messaging me
She's just checking up on you in case you hooked up with someone hotter than you. She was relieved to see that you're still a single loser. End of story.
>>513770021
I have an insta because sharing insta handles is more acceptable than asking a grill for a phone number now. Plus she then gets to see photos of me having fun and doing cool shit which provides social validation for when I hit her up to go hang out.

>>513770028
thanks for that fren. one last smoke and then i go.

>>513770131
For my UK anons, this was the first Queensryche song I ever listened to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0_THrxYs1w

>>513770128
>I do it mostly to keep in touch with my various family members across the countey since I don’t have faceberg. All I posted was a pic of the porkbutt I smoked.

my younger friend takes selfies and shit when we're out in bars, like 'look, here we are in X place having a great time'. i refuse to be on them.

>>513770128
>She’s burned into my brain
Damn bro, that pussy has you down bad. What made her so special? You think none of the millions of women out there can replicate that?
I don't think you understand how pathetic you sound when you write that.

>>513770143
>Plus she then gets to see photos of me having fun and doing cool shit which provides social validation for when I hit her up to go hang out.

but it's all so fake.

>>513770186
I totally get it. I never do that unless I’m with my close friends in Japan because I know it makes them really happy to see how much I care for them by sharing the same experience with friends and family back home.
>>513770057
Thank you friend, I really enjoyed it and added it to my workout playlist. I’ll think of your kindness when I hear it.

>>513770209
When I took my car to the track or went skydiving it was all real (and fun!). Nah, the word you're looking for is "curated".
Also it's not a replacement for chemistry and actually being a man and a good person. I view it as a resume to drive up interest from the fillies.

Its too late for me, too many beers, you faggots are all my frens and will be in my prayers, gotta go to bed.
OP signing off, one last song to remember my faggots ass by: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9maDHDtWo1o

>>513766311 (OP)
I'll take 1 cup of cocoa chilled with hints of mint & bay leafs,saw some poor sap today thinking the world was ending because of the "comet" coming to hit the earth next week?

People seem to be split between thinking it's actually will be aliens or just some huge rock that will obliterate half of us?

>>513770206
I know how pathetic I sound, she was just really amazing in every regard. Beautiful, smart, sweet, loving, sexy, etc but I fucked up too many times between my alcoholism and dealing with my late mother’s cancer. I fucked everything up in the end, hence her dumping me, but still I know I shouldn’t be the one to reach out first. Anyways, I know how pathetic I sound. I’ve got the world by the balls but here I am.

>>513770128
Happens to the best of us man. At least your facing the pain honestly. Time is the only thing that really works. Acceptance takes time and patience.

>>513770317
>When I took my car to the track or went skydiving it was all real (and fun!). Nah, the word you're looking for is "curated".

it is real and fun up to the point where you start thinking about how this or that will look on your instagram, at which point you've become a low budget actor.

>>513766311 (OP)
nice double ones.... I'll take a triple shot of bourbon please and thank you sir..... neat no ice.

>>513770365
Alcoholism is the absolute worst. Its destroyed so many peoples lives I have known in one way or another, and likely just took Cobras life also. Lay off that and you will feel way better in the long run but it happens slowly.

>>513770317
>I view it as a resume to drive up interest from the fillies.

but they are as fake as you with their own instagrams. no wonder relationships fall apart so easily nowadays, none of it is real.

>>513766311 (OP)
What the hell is this? Camel piss and whiskey?

>>513770400
I understand, thank god I have ADHD and it acts as a distraction, but when I’m not busy and days like this happen, and I realize it’s been THREE fucking years, the sheer amount of time… it makes me feel sick.

>>513770365
Ugh, alcohol. Stay clear of it so it doesn't get you like it got Cobes.

>>513770359
I like your drink choice and i agree with your conclusion. I was told by my ex-military neighbor that Nibiru is coming back now.

>>513770459
Thanks anon, I’m giving it my best. Longest stint I was able to do was about 145 days, but I keep yo-yoing lately

>>513770359
Talk to /x/, they've got some interesting thread active and in the archive on it.

>>513770575
If you did it once you can do it again.

>>513770359
>I'll take 1 cup of cocoa chilled with hints of mint & bay leafs,saw some poor sap today thinking the world was ending because of the "comet" coming to hit the earth next week?

the world will not end but most humans will die in the upcoming total collapse of industrial civilisation.

We Gen X really hit the sweet spot being born when we were.

>>513770628
I’m screen capping your post and set it to my Lock Screen wallpaper. Thank you.

>>513770524
I never had some perfect relationship like your describing, but I have gone 9 years with flat nothing. Perhaps in trying to run away from it it made it worse, quite honestly ive experienced that in those ways when it comes to women.

It sounds silly in a way but "non-grapsing" and being "stoic" and all that really becomes a serious health issue when it comes to this whole bag of relationships and addictions. Try to settle slowly into a peace with it, very likely over the next 2-7 years. I know it sux to hear but this kinda thing can happen super slowly if you notice its paining you THAT much after 3 years.

>>513770628
>If you did it once you can do it again.

quitting addictions is much easier second time around

>>513770410
You are absolutely right in that there is a fine line. Like for whom are you living your life? Yourself or your social media """fans"""?
But I upload many 1-2 pics every quarter because unfortunately things that are universally understood as fun are either expensive or take time to arrange/do.
Meaning: I find going hiking fun, but you won't pique the interest of majority of slags out there with a pic of you sweating on the trail.
>>513770365
>she was just really amazing in every regard
SIIIIIMPPPPP
>between my alcoholism and dealing with my late mother’s cancer
Oh...
You know I ain't no psycholoJEW, anon, but maybe consider looking at this like some kind of trauma response. You don't yearn for the girl but for safety/familiarity/warmth, doubly so with your mother gone (I'm legit sorry to hear that, mate).

I know you won't hear this, but you gotta do some self-reflection and get to the bottom of this. SHE is not the one digging her femcel clawns in you holding you back... YOU are.

>>513770796
>You are absolutely right in that there is a fine line. Like for whom are you living your life? Yourself or your social media """fans"""?

that's why i don't like it when my friend does these selfies in bars etc. it makes the experience start to feel fake for me and as i said i'm not even in the photos due to refusing to be.

*sits in the dark corner*
*observes the proceedings with curiousity*

>>513770359
>People seem to be split between thinking it's actually will be aliens or just some huge rock that will obliterate half of us?
no, it's actually a trick for dipshits so NASA can keep asking for 80 million dollars a day

>>513770796
>I know you won't hear this, but you gotta do some self-reflection and get to the bottom of this. SHE is not the one digging her femcel clawns in you holding you back... YOU are.
The amount of times this kind of thing comes up in our experience of being human is tremendous. Ive seen this exact notice make or break soo many people, and specifically when it comes to alcohol and drugs. Relationships are such a roller-coaster.

>>513770980
this exact notion*

>>513770359
>aliens or just some huge rock that will obliterate half of us
Either way my body is ready.
>>513770463
How is me sharing my hobbies "fake"?
As for the slags - I filter them. Some are good for a shag, others are good for nothing. Only those who stick around and show interest are worth an investment.
You just sound jealous and ass-pained, bonger.

>>513770884
>*sits in the dark corner*
>*observes the proceedings with curiousity*

Get yourself a drink faggot

>>513771025
>How is me sharing my hobbies "fake"?

because you're posing for the photos and thinking about what would look good for instagram.

>>513770876
So he takes a photo of just himself chilling in a bar solo as a result? Cringe. Girls want to see social proof/validation. Sure recipe to never get any bitches.
>>513770980
tl;dr - "no"
OK...
>>513771078
Not really. You can't "pose" when skydiving, dumbfuck.

>>513771120
>So he takes a photo of just himself chilling in a bar solo as a result?

well yeah because i won't be on them. but he's not doing it to pull chicks as far as i know, it's more to send to old friends of ours who don't live where we do any more. but still, i hate all this bullshit.

>>513771120
>Not really. You can't "pose" when skydiving, dumbfuck.

seems like a very instagram friendly 'hobby' in the first place. is that why you chose it?

i mean any fool can jump out of a plane.

>>513771028
B-but I'm not thirsty

>>513771338

why are you trying to end the thread?

>>513771220
Next time offer to take a pic of him on his phone and make him look good instead of forcing him to take a selfie.
>>513771267
You realize people have been skydiving long before insta, right? It's a fun past time, just very expensive for me. Cool to do a few times a year though.
>any fool can jump out of a plane
OK so go ahead and try it. You'll fuck up pulling the cord, get tangled up and crater. I can't fucking wait. No one in US or bongland would let you jump solo with zero training. Nigger-tier comment for a jealous nigger.

>>513771396
>Next time offer to take a pic of him on his phone and make him look good instead of forcing him to take a selfie.

OK will do. i just have no idea about this stuff

>>513771351
Just get a drink and sit with it you fag. Stop being so fucking cringe and weird, you fucking virgin.

>>513771396
>OK so go ahead and try it. You'll fuck up pulling the cord, get tangled up and crater.

dude i'm sure i can pull on a rope for goodness sake

>>513771363
I just did it cuz (((they))) want to user ID promts for racist biggit Dracula nazi Hitler frog king.

It's a image share site.

Fuck it.

>>513770964
>>513770985
>>513771022
>>513771071
>>513771103
>>513771149
>>513771178
>>513771228
>>513771312
>>513771338
Stupid fucker. What are you doing?

*push*

>>513771468
>Stupid fucker. What are you doing?

really fucking annoying isnt it

>>513771468
Get this hooligan out of here!!

>>513771468
On op topic.
Drink up fucker

>>513770358
<3

>>513771454
Go ahead and try to sign up for a solo jump at the nearest sky diving school. Tell em "how hard can it be??". I can't wait for them to laugh you out of the room.
You the kind of no experience nigga who says "how hard is it shooting a gun? just pull da trigga".
>>513771485
It is. That's why we filter posters by ID.

>>513771506
Ha swastickers On my memes.

Like every one swastika

>>513771593
>Go ahead and try to sign up for a solo jump at the nearest sky diving school. Tell em "how hard can it be??". I can't wait for them to laugh you out of the room.

so how come pilots were able to jump out of planes and not die in WW2 having never parachuted before?

>>513766311 (OP)
>I'll take a double shot of bulleit in some ice and a dunkel if you have any, if not I'll just take a yeungling

Luckily AI can't replace a lot of blue collar jobs unless chappie style robots are made. Hvac, most welding, ems, firefighting, police, auto/diesel/flight mechanics, etc.

My problem is I got into ems not knowing how shitty it is. I'm not talking the calls, I'm talking management, laws, how patients are sue happy, and low compensation compared to workload. Not only that but it's a crabs in a bucket situation with a lot of your coworkers. I joined the military for school money
>never got it
Got out to attempt a shitty art degree
>too expensive
Decided to go into wildland firefighting and ems. The firefighting is getting better because people are fighting for the same benefits as structure side, but ems is still dogshit because "that's the way it always has been!" And nobody's doing shit because municipal fire stations are taking over call areas instead of private ems, so they'll either go to fire or to another agency that pays a little bit better but only be put on a prn wait list.

Not sure what I want to do. I have a gf, and we've been together for over a year, and idk how she'd do if I left to go do wildland firefighting away from home for weeks or months at a time. It'd be like deploying all over again except the pay isn't untaxed and you can drive home and the area is usually better looking.

I think I'll skip out on trying to work in a Google data center and finish this scifi-fantasy I've written stuff for and see if anyone on Kindle will buy the chapters as it comes out. If enough people like it I could do a kickstarter hardcover printing/signing with concept art. It's a fool's hope but we'll see.
>capatcha:4NAGR

>>513771766

what the fuck is wrong with you asshole? adults are trying to talk here.

>>513771506
*breaks pool sticc in half* You want some??
Back off. Everyone back away... I'm just trying to exit peacefully.

>>513771795
king, shit noriman cuck

>>513771801
>>513771843
This AI schizo.......

LADS

>>513771876
>This AI schizo.......

what a loser

>>513771795
You're just begging for my fucking cock. You're not even human anymore you need it NOW

>>513771814
Woah Woah there leafrog, why don't we all just settle down.. you're outnumbered here by alot, why don't we sit down and have a nordic settlement over a drink.
bartender, give my guy an apple juice box for the road and a double whiskey with water as chaser.

>>513771899
Where's your nwo now?

>>513771899
Lad's got issues. *makes circle around ear*

>>513771773
>having never parachuted before
They DID practice before you dumb bundle of sticks. Like you are not this dumb to really think that a parachute jump is as easy as pulling a cord. Quit trolling, nigga.
>>513771787
>bulleit
Damn, not even niggers drink that shit. Up your game, homie.

Cheers!
I noticed last week that POL has fought the Google algorithms that Bibi said needed to "be adjusted" in response to 4Chan and Nick Fuentes and many others
It's comical-He got sold some shit!
He thinks Google algorithms 13 years old can protect the LIKUD and cover up 9/11, the Arab Spring and on and on..
Victory is here....but be diligent and def don't feel defeated...The LIKUD is done. Unfortunately for the neutral kikes living their lives now drags them into chaos

>>513771972
and a double whiskey with water as chaser for me*

>>513771814
You're gonna get shot you retard.

>>513769479
>we know what that's for
An Algerian farmer

>>513771876
A fucking left.

>>513768333
What do you party to you then, niggerfucker?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VjwnBQ98qKU

>>513771993
>Nick Fuentes
No beaner catboy cocksuckers allowed in this bar, memeflaggot.

>>513771987
>They DID practice before you dumb bundle of sticks.

they didnt actually jump out of a plane

>>513771972
Ehh... sure why not. Bartender?

...Bartender?

He's gone. *hops bar and makes the order*

Cheerz lads

>>513771987
Did I ask? Do you pay my bills?
>30+ posts being a loud faggot
Your testicles are small and you have no lovelife

>>513772102
Cheers leaf, glad we could settle it without violencia. MANOS ARRIBA!!

>>513772091
Yes they did. You really are retarded. Or do you think all those paratroopers who got dropped in Europe were bailing out for their first time over Germany?
>>513772066
Nigger music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBYsiew1_x4
>>513772144
What kind of faggot calls it a "lovelife"? You sound like a good midwestern boy.
Like I said earlier: up your drink and up your game, bitch.

>>513772088
cute white femboys are allowed

*plays the Demolition Man pinball machine*

>>513772216
>Or do you think all those paratroopers who got dropped in Europe were bailing out for their first time over Germany?

i said pilots not paratroopers, is there a problem with your reading comprehension?

Nazi moon man night..

>>513772243
No. KYS, tranny.
>>513772268
Guess who pilots practiced with for jumping, you dumb chab?

>>513767994
Thievery Corporation, a man of taste.
Caribbean cask whisky this evening. Starting in as a crypto trading degenerate and I haven’t lost all of my micro bags yet, I’ll count it as a win.

>>513772262
>*plays the Demolition Man pinball machine*

Actually plays Ms Pacman like a faggot

Moon man...

>>513772216
What kind of faggot doesn't have a woman? I'll call it whatever I want. Maybe you should up your jelq game, needle dick. Or maybe get rid of that yeeyee ass attitude, and maybe you'd get some bitches on your dick instead of blabbering around on some anime messaging board while you jack off to some bald dude fucking women pretending to be a doctor or lawyer or whatever.

...N I G G A

>>513772336
>Guess who pilots practiced with for jumping, you dumb chab?

Nobody

/X maybe might have a good thread? If not for you fur faggots

>>513772088
I've been here longer than you have decided you were gay
Don't ever disrespect me bitch

*burp*

Gen x here. Drinking a Coors banquet. Just finished meeting the neighbours. Wife's boomer dad passed at the beginning of the year. We bought an lakefront acreage with the inheritance. Stable market, rural Alberta hasn't been hit with crazy prices. White neighbours, nice place to raise kids. My oldest kid is honor roll, extremely bright. Wants to take engineering. Great idea, if you weren't a white kid trying to get accepted to a good school into a program AI is going to take over. Oil isn't going away, I think he's better off working a rig for a year and then if he's going to engineer, take petroleum engineering. He thinks civil engineering is the ticket. Why can't zoomies understand working with your hands is the only way AI isn't gonna take your job?

*ignores the tension in the room by concentrating on pinball*

>>513772407
>mutt immediately starts talking about "muh dick"
Nigger confirmed.
>>513772471
You weren't even alive when 4shits was founded, fuck off tranny.

>>513772597
>Oil isn't going away,

it's already going away, global production peaked in 2018

>>513772613
Nigga are you a zoomer or just gay enough to write out your actions like we're in a MUD or some shit?
No one wants to hear that loud-ass bleep-bloop-bang-wahoo. Turn that shit off.

>>513769623
Take the rural pill. People raise pigs out here and everyone is basically agreeing that its best to shoot shovel and shut up now.

>>513772614
What's that? You got awful quiet. Good, now keep your mouth shut. Men are talking, eunuch.

>>513767330
I'm in my mid 40s, but still technically considered a millennial. Both of my folks are close to 80 yrs old, so they're quintessential boomers. I have cousins who are in their mid 50s and their parents are literally the same age. Just depends on how early or late they had you I guess.

>>513772688
https://youtu.be/QXoI72AbZjQ
Every facet of your life depends on oil. It's not going away anytime soon.

>>513772693
How would you like your throat grabbed like that black kid grabbing that white bucket drummer on the street? Don't test me b-bitch.

(does anyone have that webm pls?)

>>513773055
>Every facet of your life depends on oil. It's not going away anytime soon.

it's not up to us if it goes away. it's running out.

>>513773054
kek
>quintessential boomers
It's crazy how people can be, I don't know, over 25 and not understand the generational boundaries.

You are a millennial

Your parents are Silent Generation

Your kids are gen A

>>513772838
Talking? All I see is you crying into your shitty drink because you have no bitches. Quit sobbing, faggot, my jam is on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLXZq0G2wv8
But yeah seriously bulleit? How fucking poor are you?
I'd rather drink water before I drink that shit, nigga.
>>513773114
Cool story, jeet. You won't do shit, saaaar.

>>513773114
Nm found it

>>513772693
Don't test me.

>>513773150
>Your parents are Silent Generation

his parents are boomers.

my parents as a Gen X were silent generation. fucks sake.

>>513773193
>pretending to be that lil nigglet
My genuine reaction

>>513773200

oh my bad, i didnt read his post where he said they were in their 80s. yes, silent generation.

>>513773238
He's based. *takes away ur drumsticcs*

>>513773313
Only a shitskin would think a nigger is "based".
How are you, Pranjeet?

>>513773343
I'm so deep in your ass your Gerge Floyd

>>513772387
kek

>>513773124
You've been lied to anon, although that shouldn't come as a surprise in the current year. Peak oil theory is a myth, it helps sustain high prices. Oil is a renewable resource. Hydrocarbons are not a finite resource, earth is constantly producing them as a product of immense geological forces.
https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2012/03/what_if_oil_and_natural_gas_are_renewable_resources.html

>>513772471
LOL
Wrong gay boy
Please stop trying to be cool
You're not
But we can all pretend you sucked so much cock your stomach exploded from the semen

>>513766311 (OP)
Can I get uhhh...Virgin diet coke with lots of ice and an umbrella?

the funniest thing is the kikes pretend like we just started denying their story. is that the case?

>>513773343
Whiter than u Ramirez
>>513773361
Don't make break another wooden stool over your noggin, poof

>>513773250
>>513773200
Yeah you get it

The boundaries aren't clear cut but there are some breakoffs where you can't be like "i'm a 36yo zoomer".

>>513773494
Bartie's gone so I'll take your order. *hops bar*
Waita minute... *squints* you're brown. I'm not sure we serve jeets here unfortunately. I might get banned for doing so.

>>513773520
Canadians are 60% jeet now, no offense rajesh.

>>513773520
Cool story, Ranjeet.

>>513773183
>"n-n-no! YOU have no bitches!"
AAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! what a pathetic faggot. Touch grass, bitch.
>why do you drink it
Like you said, niggers don't
>I'd rather-
I don't care what you would or wouldn't

Bye bye lil bro

>>513773661
>>513773662
Canada is white. Canada will always be white!!!!
I'll take both of yous on. C'mon amigos dukes up!

>>513766311 (OP)
Ayy you're not wrong homie. Millennial here but my zoomie siblings are lined up for a world of misery. I don't share your opinion that things will get better. I've busted my ass to the point of mental breakdown trying to 'make it' in this dog world. Honestly don't have any answers.
Drinking Carlsbergs at the moment.

>>513773662
*puts on Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff on the jukebox*
*smashes ur fucking head into the pinball machine*
*launches the pinball into ur cheek*

Anyone else??

>>513773622
It is your duty as a Canadian to make jeets feel unwelcome wherever and whenever you come across them.

>>513773871
Affirmative.

>>513773622
B-b-but I'm the CEO of the bar!

>>513766311 (OP)
>switched to high protein high fibre diet
>dying on toilet
>girlfriend not responding to texts or calls
>Masters thesis due in 5 days
Pray for me lads I may not be long for this world

>>513773963
*the jukebox changes to KoRn - Blind*
*song intro builds up*
*waits for the "ARE YOU READDDY"*
>:)
*all hell breaks loose*
*charges at Sukhdeep and does a flying dropkick to his stomach*
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>513774057
>>switched to high protein high fibre diet
>>dying on toilet
>>girlfriend not responding to texts or calls
>>Masters thesis due in 5 days
>Pray for me lads I may not be long for this world

switch back to a normal diet and finish your thesis, then worry about the girlfriend situation.

>>513774124
YUO BLOODY BASTARD I TELL YOU I THE CEO, YOU ARE FIRED BEHENCHOD, FUCK YUO BLOODY MARY

>>513772216
(((Jazz fan)))

*jumps out of the window*
It's been fun. adios lads

>>513774454
YUO BETTER NOT SHOW YUOR SORRY FACE HERE AGAIN BLOODY, YOU'RE FIRED, FIRED, YOU HEAR MEEEE! BLOODY BASTARD BEHENCHOD GAVE ME A DROPKICK TO THE STOMACH INSTEAD OF DIET COKE WHEN I THE SEO OF THIS BLOODY BAR. BLOODY KANEDIAN FUCK YUO BASTARD BITCH.

>>513766311 (OP)
Rum and gingerbeer spiked with shrooms.
Might as well have a good trip before everything goes tits uo.

>>513774708
Uuuuuuup yours, ya shit muffin!!!!!!!!!!

>>513773753
In 200 years, Mexican America will go to war with Indian Canada. Chinese Australia will be the wildcard like a fucked up EU4 game

>>513774991
lol you went out of character, stupid leaf

>>513775054
Aww fuck. So did you.

>>513775580
come, let's go get some butter chicken and roomali roti, my treat, i was just kidding, i'm not the SEO of the bar, i hate alcohol, you wanna smoke a blunt before we get chow?

>>513775791
I'm game. Srry bout that dropkick m8, hope I didn't rough ya up too bad. Let's ditch this joint.

>>513776098
....you know who blank is?

Korn?

>>513776098
*inhales the last drag hard*
*flick*
Brooo, we sure created a right ruckus in there, eh?
I'm not sorry aboot that at all.
Those JIDF sissies will post a webm of our altercation on a "pol humor thread" tomm, ha, you better bless it! Let's go!!!!