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Anonymous (ID: O74wKgft) United States No.513771535 >>513771607 >>513771670 >>513771830 >>513771905 >>513772217 >>513772331 >>513772344 >>513772740 >>513773590 >>513774757 >>513776827
You didn't hear this from me, but they cured cancer and the cure also stops aging.
Anonymous (ID: bK6M5QG7) United States No.513771603
yeah, you just gotta cut off your foreskin
Anonymous (ID: eaSzKse+) United States No.513771607
>>513771535 (OP)
That would be great if it also caused sterility
Anonymous (ID: Pw90KtGk) Canada No.513771670 >>513776059
>>513771535 (OP)
Where do I find this cure?
I bet vaxx had to do something with it?
I want to witness the Apocalypse, the fall of anti-Christ and fall of Jews
Anonymous (ID: b1pAY8t3) No.513771719 >>513778688
Yeah but you posted that stupid frog, that means you can't be taken seriously.
Anonymous (ID: vLmu4/en) United States No.513771830
>>513771535 (OP)
Is it related to that jellyfish?
Anonymous (ID: 3vKiQhfn) Norway No.513771905 >>513772272
>>513771535 (OP)
lets hope it never gets released to the public then, imagine infinity jeets living forever and never stops reproducing.
Absolute horror
Anonymous (ID: ZSjmKLwA) United States No.513772217
>>513771535 (OP)
>stops aging
it doesn't
Anonymous (ID: XY+6WcjP) Canada No.513772272
>>513771905
They already do that anon.
Anonymous (ID: HhW0zzrO) Hungary No.513772331
>>513771535 (OP)
Post source, fellow secret agent
Anonymous (ID: Qf5JyNbV) Germany No.513772344
>>513771535 (OP)

great, now boomers can have a chokehold on society indefinitely
Anonymous (ID: o5Vx0zne) Greece No.513772740
>>513771535 (OP)
So the whole idea behind that theory is big businesses make big money from chemotherapy and yada yada yada. Or, and stay with me, they release the actual cure for cancer and make it cost MORE than the traditional treatment of cancer. One thing many people donโ€™t understand about cancer is that itโ€™s not a virus or a bacteria where you can swallow a pill and let it do the work. Itโ€™s many cells becoming zombie like slowly obstructing vital organs and arteries. Realest solution would be probably nanobots
Talibama !sQBpNw6wU2 (ID: dBvK7pi2) No.513773480
cancer already stops people from aging though.
Talibama !sQBpNw6wU2 (ID: dBvK7pi2) No.513773553 >>513773674
dont look at me in that tone of voice, im 30y in remission, ill make cancer jokes if i want to
Anonymous (ID: 8Lds6EYK) United States No.513773590 >>513775104
>>513771535 (OP)
>and the cure also stops aging.
Fuck, I really don't want to live forever even if young
Anonymous (ID: HHaMKBQG) United Kingdom No.513773674 >>513775104
>>513773553
I thought it was funny anyway
Anonymous (ID: 91XiuAFJ) United States No.513773717
Anonymous (ID: 91XiuAFJ) United States No.513773914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1486J9ztaWA
Anonymous (ID: l8MuoYBM) Canada No.513774757
>>513771535 (OP)
pooooissibly. im not convinced. i think even the elite fuckers are scared of that shit and fear death. as they should
Talibama !sQBpNw6wU2 (ID: dBvK7pi2) No.513775104 >>513775383
>>513773590

i dont either but if it slowed or reversed *cardiovascular* aging that would be something. about the only thing worse than โ€œsuddenlyitisโ€, is that, taking its sweet fucking *time* to kick your ass

seeing people spared from that would genuinely make me happy for them.

semaglutides are an area of interest on that but im wary of that bullshit for now and will just take my chances with the hand i was dealt

>>513773674
me too, sometimes a fucked up sense of humors a good coping mechanism. unless its not doing you any favors anymore and youre just habituated to it.
Anonymous (ID: l8MuoYBM) Canada No.513775383 >>513778156
>>513775104
yeah but you're a gay
Anonymous (ID: Q8hW+hWy) United States No.513776059
>>513771670
Yes goyim, the vac is not only safe and effective, it also stops aging and cures cancer.
Better go get double boosted.
Anonymous (ID: SxVjwaZo) Finland No.513776827 >>513778189
>>513771535 (OP)
immortal jews is just the thing we need on top of all this shit
Talibama !sQBpNw6wU2 (ID: dBvK7pi2) No.513778156 >>513781063
>>513775383
and youre brown. i wouldnt trade places with you.
Talibama !sQBpNw6wU2 (ID: dBvK7pi2) No.513778189
>>513776827
> immortal jews is just the thing we need on top of all this shit

oh god. nightmare fuel.
Anonymous (ID: x+Gm5vdv) United States No.513778688
>>513771719
Don't talk about it like you don't know what it is and you're not a part of it.
Anonymous (ID: l8MuoYBM) Canada No.513781063
>>513778156
im not though. choosing to have sex with men is a whole different thing.