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a horse and german woman go to a bar
the barkeeper asks the german woman why she has aids
she says it's because the horse pimps her out
the bartender asks the horse why he pimps the german woman out
the horse says "because ugandans think angela merkel is beautiful"
angela merkel asks the horse for some time off
the horse says "i told you she's nor a rwal German"
the bartender asks the horse how come he can talk. The horse patiently explains that if he thinks a horse can talk, then he wants to have sex with his mother.r
The bartender exclaims that the horse is a freud.
Freud whinnys and shits on the floor of the bar, and sets his horseshit on fire, so the barkeeper kicks them out
angela merkel asks freud why he made a scene.
freud says "today is holocaust denial day"
merkel says ok so what
freud patiently explains the holocaust never happened.
merkel says yeah but why did you make a scene
freud says, "if you burn poop does it vanish?"
merkela's like no
see, said rhe horse
merkela's like yeah, but the barkeeper and me know the holocausr didn't happen already.
freud says, "it's very important we never forget"
(curtain drops)
(standing ovation)