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Anonymous (ID: rCo2aMrK) United States No.513772721 >>513772817 >>513772841 >>513773178 >>513778450 >>513778538 >>513781997
Germany? Use hand sanitizer, it kills 99.99% of germs.
Anonymous (ID: +PC5JoNf) United States No.513772817 >>513773028
>>513772721 (OP)
So does humor
Trollzar (ID: lP8lrUM1) Germany No.513772841 >>513782069
>>513772721 (OP)
Absinthe smells and tastes amazing but it burns like a motherfucker.
Trollzar (ID: lP8lrUM1) Germany No.513773028 >>513773099
>>513772817
Oh, fuck you! We are funny. We can scientifically make better jokes than you.
Anonymous (ID: +PC5JoNf) United States No.513773099 >>513773282
>>513773028
Science makes exactly the opposite of funny content
Anonymous (ID: LlLpcJ+M) Germany No.513773178 >>513773202 >>513773242 >>513773534 >>513776014 >>513776568 >>513776928 >>513777767 >>513778190 >>513782192
>>513772721 (OP)
A horse and an american go to a bar.
Asks the barkeeper "Why the long face?"
Says the american "It's all stretched out from sucking israeli cock all day."
Anonymous (ID: +PC5JoNf) United States No.513773202
>>513773178
{BAZINGA}
Trollzar (ID: lP8lrUM1) Germany No.513773242
>>513773178
KeK :))
Trollzar (ID: lP8lrUM1) Germany No.513773282 >>513773298
>>513773099
Not true. I have books in my house explaining the scientific process of making jokes. I have at least 3.
Anonymous (ID: +PC5JoNf) United States No.513773298
>>513773282
I see. So what’s the punchline
Anonymous (ID: 1L6PqqQ9) Australia No.513773534
>>513773178
Kek
Anonymous (ID: QhCOQwyd) Germany No.513775981
Sneed
Anonymous (ID: ZtG0Euvh) Germany No.513776014
>>513773178
This is a true Story btw
Anonymous (ID: M74B+Dzf) United States No.513776568 >>513777120
>>513773178
a horse and german woman go to a bar

the barkeeper asks the german woman why she has aids

she says it's because the horse pimps her out

the bartender asks the horse why he pimps the german woman out

the horse says "because ugandans think angela merkel is beautiful"

angela merkel asks the horse for some time off

the horse says "i told you she's nor a rwal German"

the bartender asks the horse how come he can talk. The horse patiently explains that if he thinks a horse can talk, then he wants to have sex with his mother.r

The bartender exclaims that the horse is a freud.


Freud whinnys and shits on the floor of the bar, and sets his horseshit on fire, so the barkeeper kicks them out

angela merkel asks freud why he made a scene.

freud says "today is holocaust denial day"

merkel says ok so what

freud patiently explains the holocaust never happened.

merkel says yeah but why did you make a scene

freud says, "if you burn poop does it vanish?"

merkela's like no

see, said rhe horse

merkela's like yeah, but the barkeeper and me know the holocausr didn't happen already.

freud says, "it's very important we never forget"

(curtain drops)
(standing ovation)
Anonymous (ID: dWw/P6/H) No.513776928
>>513773178
Anonymous (ID: s9RJxmHu) Australia No.513777120 >>513777235
>>513776568
>american "humour"
Anonymous (ID: M74B+Dzf) United States No.513777146 >>513777332
a german man invented a joke

he went to patent it, but it was refused for not being novel. so he wrote ann frank's diary
Anonymous (ID: M74B+Dzf) United States No.513777235 >>513777332
>>513777120
an australian was milking his penis when a thirsty abo and jew walked into his bar

the jew pulls sex toys out of hus butt and starts to fuck the abo

the australian gets jizz on everyone

god damn it you australians read disgusting smutt
Anonymous (ID: bX2bPJ/6) Australia No.513777306
Hungary? Have some Turkey!
Anonymous (ID: s9RJxmHu) Australia No.513777332 >>513777594
>>513777146
>>513777235
american seething at it's peak
Anonymous (ID: M74B+Dzf) United States No.513777594 >>513777710
>>513777332
low iq indian shill

a real aussi would get ir
Anonymous (ID: M74B+Dzf) United States No.513777646 >>513777710
why do jeets love kikes? because they both hate showers
Anonymous (ID: s9RJxmHu) Australia No.513777710
>>513777646
>>513777594
lol so much seething.
Anonymous (ID: 8gPd0QEy) No.513777767 >>513777908
>>513773178
Anonymous (ID: M74B+Dzf) United States No.513777908 >>513778086
>>513777767
samefag tho

MOSAAD

I find jews are very unintelligent and don't understand white humor.

A kike was put into a cage with a lion. The Christians cheered.the kike failed to notice how funny the situation was. Kikes don't get our humor.
Anonymous (ID: M74B+Dzf) United States No.513777971 >>513778086
im a pro jokist btw
Anonymous (ID: s9RJxmHu) Australia No.513778086 >>513778165
>>513777908
>>513777971
>calling people jews/glowniggers because of the german anon getting (yous)
just move on deshawn.
Anonymous (ID: M74B+Dzf) United States No.513778165
>>513778086
huh

says the amateur

i bet u still tell knock knick jokes

im a pro jokist
Anonymous (ID: GsohScWO) Egypt No.513778190 >>513778301
>>513773178
KEK I CANT BREATHE
AMERIKIKES BTFO
Anonymous (ID: M74B+Dzf) United States No.513778301
>>513778190
samefag. easy

I am a pro jokist.

my jokes roll coal
you kikes are too slow
your flags are gay
you suck dick you HOMO
Anonymous (ID: 7VNXjnWU) Brazil No.513778450 >>513779467
>>513772721 (OP)
I hate germans
They work for Satan
Anonymous (ID: +dSF1yDF) Germany No.513778538
>>513772721 (OP)
It was always the 0.01β„… of us that should have you worried. The rest is cannon fodder.
Anonymous (ID: bEWrKILm) Germany No.513779467
>>513778450
7:1
Anonymous (ID: QhCOQwyd) Germany No.513781210
Kek sharties seething
Anonymous (ID: +7Ss/krs) Germany No.513781997
>>513772721 (OP)
Hands aren't the only place where germs are.
Anonymous (ID: +7Ss/krs) Germany No.513782069
>>513772841
You get used to that. I can drink up to 60% vol easily. If it's really strong stuff you're supposed to dilute it.
Anonymous (ID: +7Ss/krs) Germany No.513782192
>>513773178
The horse should be the one asking the question.