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MAGA

MAGA and Good Morning, frens! Pajeet is BIG MAD.

really, people are this pathetic they have to do this at 5 in the morning

>>513775571
bigly

Heil Hitler

THANK YOU BAKER FOR TRADITIONAL CAT PICTURE DAY BREAKFAST!
The comfiest bread of the week.
Enjoy your stay in /ptg/ everyone… despite the shills.

>>513775601
It's almost sad
>>513775612
I think calling him a Dalit made him a bit upset.
>>513775632
Heil

Niggers

>>513775632
>>513775718
MAGA.
HH

>>513775484 (OP)
and there it is.
AWOOING

>>513775484 (OP)
FAKE THREAD, THIS WAS MADE BY KAMALABIDEN SHILLS TO COVER UP BASED GHISLAINE PROVING TRUMP ISNT A PEDO

REAL THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>513775324
>>513775324
>>513775324
Get in here patriots!

>>513775728
WHERE?! LET ME FINISH PUTTING MY HOOD ON!

>>513775760
> FAKE THREAD, THIS WAS MADE BY KAMALABIDEN SHILLS TO COVER UP BASED GHISLAINE PROVING TRUMP ISNT A PEDO
REAL THREAD
NEW THREAD

>>513775760
fuck off retard

>>513775760
This is the breakfast thread anon

>>513775760
you sir are a wanker.
feel free to fuck off.

We can't let the deep state cover up Ghislaine proving our favourite President is NOT a pedo! Kamalabiden shills made this fake thread to trick us.

Get in the real thread patriots! Let's all AWOOO together and celebrate Ghislaine joining team MAGA
>>513775324
>>513775324
>>513775324

>Pajeet is already desperately trying to keep his split-thread alive
Jesus fuck, that guy is BAD at this.

>>513775781
It says in this magic book I found in an old building that we are all Gods children, but black people are called man and are made of clay.

It also said something about raising snakes and killing first born children, so im going to release some snakes in a primary school such as god wants me to do.

>>513775878
you seem upset raj

cats are so awesome

>>513775897
God speed on your Holy Mission, Fergus O'Hanrahan.

>>513775928
I guess Poopistan is feeling the tariffs even harder now.

>>513775962
Actually it would be funny to release a harmless snake in a country with no snakes on st Patrick's day in the church and watch the priest have a melty

>>513776003
England? Or Canada?

>>513776011
On one hand, yeah, that would be funny as fuck. On the other hand, I would hate to see it possibly become an invasive species. I've never been to Ireland, but it's a fucking beautiful place from what I've seen.
>>513776003
Yes. Also In*ia.

>>513776087
meant for
>>513776051
Fuck I should sleep.

Patriots, the Trump train is under attack by kamalabiden shills. We must fight back and stand up for Ghislaine! They're trying to say pardoning het would be a bad thing! Give me an AWOOO and a MAGA if you stand with based Ghislaine!

>>513776003
>>513776133
no more work visas either lol

>>513776163
Just a PAUSE?

>>513776208
you're mexican

>>513776208
“halt” is a better word

>>513776087
>beautiful place

Only if you know what castles to stay in that do bed and breakfast. But its mostly hundreds of miles of fields and the only forest we have has a lake.

If you are going to travel anywhere, stay in Lara, or Clontarf castle, or the Gresham in Dublin.

We have also legalised CBD Hash here which you can get in the dispensary.

>>513776270
They're a deep state dem shill fellow magapede. This take thread is full of them, real patriots are here in the real MAGA thread:
>>513775324
>>513775324
>>513775324

>>513776125
No chibi anon!!! We gotta do an ISIS!!! Just one more post!!! :o

>>513775484 (OP)
HE DID IT ^-^

>>513776338
Neat. In Texas, we have hills in some areas. Glorified shrubs we call "trees", and vast expanses of fucking nothing as far as the eye can see. Far to the east is swamplands and gators, south east is the Gulf, far to the west, the fucking desert and some actual mountains. And up north, the goddamn Dust Bowl. Well, I suppose the Dallas-Ft. Worth area has lakes, but that's too far north of where I am.
>>513776389
Fine! One pipe bomb.

>>513776208
What? You prefer full steam ahead?

>wake up
>come to /ptg/ to witness shill fags trying to split
>again
Its gonna be one of these days isnt it?

>>513776208
lol! Were you looking for a job here?

>>513776389
we eso posting now?

>>513775484 (OP)
Die out frogposter

>>513776533
lmao

>>513776476
raj has had a bad week :(

>>513776208
The only reason you're nation hasn't been liberated from cartels is that mexishits will unironically identify with the cartels and call them freedom fighters

>>513775484 (OP)
did somewan say caturday?
6 weeks, Cosmo is up to weight, much more energetic than when I got her from the pound.
purring right now on my chesticles. nice BABBY SHMIBBY.
Def gonna adopt her (3rd time) after I finish the legal shit and finish her inoculations.
Cosmo:
love an hot dog
munch ein berder
like to be stinky

on Monday i'm starting a new job, and volunteering both at home and at the animal shelter.
who here excited to see Bolton in a jump suit? is his mustache on profile?
here, have an Cosmo (kitten name)

>>513776577
>>513776577
Oh no how terrible...

>>513776787
Congrats on your new kot fren, fren, and on the new job!

>>513776577
do indians ever have a good week?
i mean they wake up everyday and.....they`re still indians.

>>513776927
I'd say I'd kill myself if I were ever an indian, but then I'd get reincarnated as an even worse indian. Truly, life as a poojeet is a cyclical hell.

>>513775484 (OP)
shills still big mad?

>>513775878
>>513775760
you lost tranny get over it

MAGA!!!!!!
WHAT'S UP BASED MAGA?!?!?!??????
THEY LOST
THEY MISSED
THEY DON'T DIDDLE LITTLE KIDS AND SELL THE COUNTRY TO THE JEWS
THEY'RE TRANNIES!!!!!

BASED MAGA!!!!!!
BASED JEWS!!!!!!
I WOULD GLADLY DIE FOR ISRAEL

DIDDLING LITTLE KIDS IS BASED AND MAGA PILLED!!!!

THANK YOU FOR YOU ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

>>513776927
They are inspiring the wrath of the normies now.
Truly a rotten race

>>513776891
thanks anon
make America hire Americans again

Why are they so fucking bad at blending in?
Is it their brown iq? Their tranny psyche?
Do they have to put this half assed attempt at blending in? Are they not allowed to actually do it?
How are they so retarded...

>>513777037
I'd say they are quite upset. They're only mildly amusing right now, too low effort to even really bother engaging with.
>>513777169
You're welcome, fren!
>>513777182
Brain parasites, perhaps?

>>513776163
thought he was being deported
get that shitter out of here

>>513776451
>one pipe bomb

You are now irish.

Ta me go maith, dia is muragh duit

>>513777220
>Brain parasites, perhaps?
I mean i guess but i would think at least one faggot there would be normal but no..

>>513777182
they live in a delusional world where men can become women. I think we might be close to peak melty at this point from the, it's been 6 months and they've been this crazy ever since

>>513777115
>still obsessed with little kids
surely losing last time was just a fluke and this time it will totally win you guys the midterms

>>513777220
we need mental asylums open again, this is just sad from the shills

You are now today's years old that you have discovered that Is Ra EL means is God Lord.

They named a country after Ra, the King of the Gods.

But our Gods name is Ka.

MURIKA!!!

>>513777281
Tapadh leat, a charaid! I don't know Irish, but I do know a bit of Scottish. Close, but distinctly different.
>>513777299
We might be expecting too much from this batch, unfortunately.
>>513777361
I wholeheartedly agree.

How big of a scam is the international fellowship of Christians and jews?

>>513777409
>>513777321
I guess so..

>>513777012
>>513777154
being born an indian is reserved for those cursed by God.

you better be making a maga
https://youtu.be/kyFnLqJx-uU?list=RDkyFnLqJx-uU

>>513777409
You said
>Top of the morning, my friend.

Conas ata tu mo chara!
>how are you doing my friend
Dia duit?
>how are you

>>513776208
>>513776579

ive never have thought the US military should ever do a military regime change in Mexico that requires bombing the shit out of them
but after seeing them giving a green light and flood or border with caravans and literal millions of military aged shitters

anything Mexico gets coming forward from high and low altitude bombing ,
delta 6, seals , and special ops
they fully asked for.

>>513777358
HEY I'M BASED AND MAGA PILLED FELLOW MAGA.
DON'T ACCUSE ME OF BEING A
~~~~~~~~~~DEMON RAT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!
I'M A RED BLOODED AMERICAN THAT LOVES ISRAEL AND WOULD GLADLY GO DIE FOR THE JEWS.
GIVE ALL OUR TAX DOLLARS TO THE JEWS!!!!! THEY NEED IT TO BEAT THE TERRORISTS AND BUY LITTLE KIDS TO DIDDLE

ANYONE WHO ISN'T A JUDEO CHRISTIAN WHO WOULD SACRIFICE THEIR WHOLE FAMILY FOR A SINGLE JEW CAN GET OUT.

FELLOW KID DIDDLERS. WE ARE MAGA!!!!!!

>>513777449
>capitalizing Christian not jew
this anon gets it

>>513777182
There is nothing more retarded than a Polish nazi.

>>513777556
>t.

We have until 2029 until the global Akbar.

When England starts deporting migrants we are going to see a reaction that is going to spark world war 3.

We still have time to enjoy a cuppa.

>>513777570
You are talking to coomerpole, don't expect any logic

>ccp shill conned by a tranny
Prime shill stock lol.

>>513777449
is that group that keeps trying to make me send israel money by them showing me supposed starving old jewish hags on newsmax commercials

>>513777610
THE DEMON RAT CRIES OUT AS HE STRIKES YOU
GO BACK TO NOT DIDDLING LITTLE KIDS YOU PIECE OF SHIT. THIS IS MAGA NOW. YOU CAN GET OUT!
YOU LOST, TRANNY

>>513777564
would the cat in the sink think the other had some sort of water magic superpower after that?

>>513777182
i think the better questions are why are you so short and your gf so FAT

>>513777510
Funny, "Tapadh leat, a charaid" means "Thank you, friend" in Ghàidhlig.

>How are you doing, my friend?
Ciamar a tha thu, a charaid?

I fucking love the old Gaelic languages, so I've been studying for a few years. Helps me learn a bit more about the culture, keeps the languages alive, and gets in touch with some parts of my ancestry. Thank you for the impromptu lesson, friend!

Dupreet must be pretty steamed that his split thread isn't working.

>>513777754
>thank you
Not in connacht irish

In irish its ta me go raibh
>I am thankful

We actually have 5 different versions of gaelige and then we have Welsh which is straight up elvish.

>>513777689
probably blames humans

>>513777449
The jews killed Christ.

>>513777878
Makes sense that Irish has different dialects. In Scottish, it's Tha mi taingeil "I am thankful" or Tapadh leat/leibh "Thank you" depending on plurals or if you're addressing your father, elder, or something like a proffessor. Se do bheatha is "You are welcome"
Welsh is definitely some form of fae language. Makes no damn sense, but damn if it isn't pretty to hear from a cute gal.

that split thre has really slowed the shit out of this thread

I will teach you the story of jesus.

The word Jesus means Ye Zeus, the King of the Gods, known as the Emperor of Rome.

He was Julius Ceaser and he was killed by the senate.

When he died word reached the outpost of israel, and a man claimed to be the emperor to avoid being arrested for breaking into the Lords villa and stealing his food and wine.

He was asked "did you walk across water to get here then?" And he said yes, and they arrested and crucified him for being a liar. As the Emperor was dead, and was actually killed by the senate.

how Chinese food sound for breakfast this caturday


maybe noodles with cooked cats

>>513778093
In irish we have ga beatha caint which is a insulting way of saying to the other person "you are welcome" which is used aggressively to mean that the other person is a cunt

Lol

>>513778103
it’s 3am anon

>>513778246
Truly a magical language lmao

>>513778293
>happy albino goblin noises

>>513777664
>t

>>513777657
Yes. I thought all jews have right to return and they have gibmedats so i don't understand how some poor grandma kike in Belarus can't be helped

can be a looong shitty slow news day it looks like
ill have to go do other stuff today

BBC!!!

GET YOUR BBC HERE!!!

BBC IN THE PIC RELATED!!!

There were no files.

>>513769881
I've always been a fan of this AMV.
It's put together quite well for such an old video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmHXAxZkxbc

https://old.reddit.com/r/MemeVideos/comments/1mp8crp/america_ya/

trump tards cant refute this

>>513778677
waooooow the person who wants to get pardoned said there were no files and the president is innocent and totally not a child rapist?!

>>513778677
She’s obviously lying. I’m an international human trafficker, with financial ties to multiple industrial giants and I keep ALL my clients/contacts in a Rolodex right here on my desk so if I’m EVER arrested the Feds can immediately know who I deal with. It’s not like my BOSSES in the intel agencies handle the clients and simply tell me what to do when I get a call from them.

>>513777499
Truly a curse. All that rape instinct but born with a cock barely able to rape

>>513778852
>>513778886
go back
www.reddit.com

GOOD CATURDAY MORNING!

>>513779157
Good morning! Shills are rather sparse on this comfy Caturday morning.

>>513779202
browns aren’t known for their work ethic

>>513778886
>>513778910
Epstein was a wealthy drug dealer that owned a private island and did drugs with his clients, the reason why he was weird is because his clients would bring their kids with them, and they were surrounded by people engaging in orgies.

>>513779298
the "Epstein list" has been out since 2016 here on /pol/:
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/epstein%20list/type/op/end/2018-01-01/order/asc/
Here: https://nationalvanguard.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/jeffrey-epsteins-little-black-book-redacted.pdf
Also; a seperate "Epstein list" came out in 2023 by Business Insider that was claimed to have been found on the sidewalk of New York Fifth Avenue.
https://www.businessinsider.com/jeffrey-epstein-other-little-black-book-2021-6

>>513779202
They're waiting for new instructions.
Maxwell's testimony dropped and confirms what Trump has been saying for months. Shredding most of their instructions.

>>513779396
He was a glownigger from afe of adulthood. No college degree, first job teaching at an elite private school at age 22 gets released for fucking around with students then gets hired at bear sterns, then becomes a money launderer for international gun dealers

Dude either glowed like the sun or jewish nepotism is out of this world

>>513779396
To say he was a drug dealer is a vast understatement.

Good morning everyone and happy cat picture day! Thank you baker for baking the comfiest bread of the week, traditional cat picture day breakfast!
Please enjoy your stay in /ptg/. Shill volume has been low.

Are people in the Trump admin tarding the distinction between actually working with an Imperial Russia and being accused irrationally of being with Russia?

If I accuse the admin of giving me $40 million, can I get them to cut me a $4million check instead?

America is a homo police state

mornin guys. I see we're back to non-traditional threads.

MAGA
>>513775484 (OP)
Based bread.

>>513780214
And you're afraid cause the GRU pay you for the ass-rape.
If you have to earn being ass-raped??
.. yeah, nobody is jumping to show up, are they?

Here your coffee eggs and beer

>>513780233
I will register complaint, AI is not trad. It's shit.

>>513779900
kek
That faggot dsserved it and they never miss with funny headlines.

Follow the Antichrist you dirty goyim cattle. Admit your ancestors for 100 generations were wrong in worshipping the homo race mixer jesus who said "there is no greek or jew." Or get replaced in your own homeland like what happened to the Jews

>>513780312
well AI & breakfast both aren't traditional, at least the latter isn't on caturdays. More of a Wednesday thing.

>>513780233
>>513780106
gm boys

>>513780512
hey there Polebro, I missed most of the fun yesterday

>>513780421
>Why wasn't god fucking his own creations, guess he was a fag
Shut that church down

hey where is the mainer i have good news for him

>>513780421
>thinks the success of the US happens without Christianity
the Chinks got theirs by leeching from the Christians. even their old empires held a religious moral standard.
lol, filtered. call your mom and learn that your dad is only a flawed man, just like you.

FUCK THE WHITE RACE. NIGGERS ARE THE MASTER RACE!!!

>>513776523
Always, Maki did a funny in Florida recently.
>An electrical explosion at an OUC substation in downtown Orlando on Thursday morning sent three of OUC's employees to the hospital.

>>513780556
Shit happens sometimes.

I can only think of one person /here/ that would attend this
>>513780583
strange, he should be up. Maybe his internet cables have lobsters on them again

>>513780608
>shows black and white webm
>realise the water and sky are blue
how

https://youtu.be/BhDrf5NtqcA
Level 7 Orc Tinkerer

>>513780295
I'll trust my gut, it's a kike that changed the cracker barrel logo and is ruining the original comfy vibes in the restaurant?

>>513780678
Can I get a QRD on what happened yesterday? It's oddly quiet on the shill and gayper front.

Admit the pharisees were right about the goyim cattle

>>513780705
i know! he must be avoiding me!

>>513780762
Destiny got caught with 60gb's of child porn apparantly

>>513780762
No idea, i was in bed at like 2100hrs.
>>513780791
Didnt that happened day before tho?

DEATH TO THE WHITE RACE!!!!

>>513780791
Holy fuck, really? I knew he was fucked up, but that's worse than I thought.

Judaize. Judaize. Judaize. Become zogbots even more devout and zionist than those you consider zogbots

>>513780845
He casually shared with another homo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi6rI29DSq4

>>513780762
Lavrov made noises that Putin won't be meeting afterall because Ukraine isn't a real government, which was what they used to invade.

Trump announced the World Cup Draw for Kennedy Center in December (globally huge)

A former high level admin functionary was raided by the FBI and documents were seized.

Washington celebrated 7 days without a homicide, proving that Robert E Lee was correct. Enough overseers and the niggers behave.

>>513780583
are you going to tell me about the spooky scary axis of resistance that is about to BTFO amerikkka for good
please don't i am very scared

JEWS ARE THE MASTER RACE!!! WE MUST PRESERVE THE JEWISH RACE

>>513780917
Well shit. I hope he rots in prison and gets stabbed to death with a prison shiv
>>513780985
I heard about Bolton getting raided. Didn't know about the rest. Thank you!

>>513780988
no (although that is indeed super duper scary i am not laughing at it whatsoever) i have very good news!
are you excited! for! the good news!!! ?

this is gonna be good..

>>513781172
i do NOT think it will be good news but today is a new day so i will earnestly respond
yes, i am excited for the good news you have!

>>513781128
I hope he survives it so it can happen many times ^-^

Russians are the golems of the Jews against the forces of Christ.

The whole history of the world is a battlr between Judaism (normal people) and Christianity (cocksuckers)

So did Texas pass the redistricting yet?

I guess bluesky will not have an owlposter on their platform

>>513781242
okay good! here it is!!
i read something you're going to HATE. it's about our favorite animal that isn't foxes except it's also extremely schizophrenic all the while
please wait warmly for it later today i need to sleep now but i am going to type it out for you!! do you want the long version or the longer version?

Oh look, egyptian muslims pulled ancient ruins from the sea floor so that they can be placed where regular muslims can destroy them again.

>>513781345
yeah the texas senate passed it last night so it goes to abbott for his signature
then phase 2: the court battles

All the rightwingers (people who believe in exclusion to preserve human diversity) in the world will admit that the Jews were right about everything OR THEY WILL LOSE

>>513781357
i know my answer does not matter in the slightest so i will just wait in trepidation knowing that it is inevitable

>>Antichrist, why would you say you are the Antichrist?

BECAUSE I AM ANTI THE WHITE RACE. FUCK THE WHITE RACE.

>>513781393
And the penalties for the Dems?
I assume they'll cuck out and not do anything that matters. So a strongly worded letter perhaps a fine of a couple hundred bucks each.

>>513781472
okay but this time it does matter do you want just the excerpt that is relevant or the whole schizophrenic mess i actually will respect the answer

>>513780762
The war walrus got raided by the FBI.
>>513780985
World Cup draw will be comfy.

Happy Caturday, and Happy Traditional Caturday Morning Breakfast According to Tradition
MAGA

>>513781352
More shitty censorship kike laws, Trump really needs to step in and take action. On the funnier note, Mississippi's troons just got their safe space nuked, entering the new period of self-necking. Lmao!

>>513781345
Yes, overwhelmingly.
May all states follow their sterling example.

>>513781513
i know my answer does NOT matter so instead i will play your game: everything!

>>513781495
i think the idea is that the democrats
>came back
and that the republicans
>won
so i'm unsure whether abbott would want to further drag out the mess

>>513781598
I know who you are, and you're wrong about the tradition part. But good morning nonetheless
>>513781513
>>513781697
this is gonna be so exciting

>>513781697
okay but you better promise to read all of it if i do all that typing!
in the meantime, please watch this i promise it is relevant!
https://youtu.be/VH7JQtp5Jkc
also my pet just uploaded another one of his poetry circles this is so very exciting!!!! zzzzzzzzzzz

I'm landscaping my front yard. Are there any plants that will repel Muslims? There's some old Muslim broad that pushes her kid in a stroller. I'd like her to not use the public sidewalk in from of my house.

>>513781598
>as is tradition

Was the raid on Bolton's house just a nothing burger story

>>513781940
Dogs. But beware, they'll try to kill it first.

For the engineers in the crowd, I thought you might need to see this.
https://www.youtu.be/QMTKHuTN7wU

Moar Elementary school exposure to drafting and basic industrial tools.

miga

>>513781352
>>513781601
It's hilariously hypocritical to hear bluesky yammer about free speech when the entire and only reason their platform exists is that they wanted to deny free speech to conservatives, but Twitter wouldn't do it.

Apparently the new (old) narrative for the nutty left at Salon, is that Trump meeting Z and P in a Christian nation that isn't enamored with homos, is a sign that Trump is a Fascist.

Because being off the plantation of poop-dick, is a violent crime.

>>513781966
That cartoon doesnt make sense, they already raided Mar A Lago and found jack shit.

>>513781757
You cannot deny tradition.
>>513781823
What is a "poetry circle?"
>>513782184
BlueSky doesn't want THAT kind of free speech, just ITS kind of censorship.

>>513781598
Many are saying this!
>>513781998
He got in trouble publishing some book in possession of classified material.
The onvestogatipn stopped when Biden's puppets installes themselves so now they picked up where they left off.
I doubt it leads fo any other raida or arrests.

one of the neighborhood stray cats came up to me wanting to be petted
>>513782544
I hardly call this "tradition"

>>513781998
It's a petty way of embarrassing one of Trump's critics.

Just like the "investigations" of Adam Schiff, Letitia James, John Brennan, James Comey and Miles Taylor. And the suit against CBS.

>>513782009
>dogs
>lol
i keep rattlesnakes in my frontyard
back and side too
found one in my kitchen just now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0

>>513782497
The FBI took 33 boxes during the August 2022 court-authorized search of Mar-a-Lago as part of a probe into Trump’s alleged mishandling of classified documents and alleged obstruction of officials’ efforts to get them back.

Trump got them back only after installing his sycophants in the FBI.

>>513782819
>alleged
And nothing came out of it because the charges were bullshit.
>Trump got them back only after installing his sycophants in the FBI.
And other silly fake stories you tell to yourself.

>>513782662
Breakfast is the most important meal of Caturday. It's the fuel your body needs to MAGA long and hard.

>>513782704
>snakes
Rookie, get Arctic White.
https://youtu.be/7_KNk8K3eoU

>>513782977
today >we can be lazy and enjoy lunch on caturday as is tradition. The weekdays are when breakfast is needed, especially Wednesdays as per old timey tradition

>>513780608
They say black girls are 3 or 4 degrees warmer inside thier pussy is that true?

>>513783068
I will eat when I feel like it.

>>513783215
I heard it's due to fever from all the diseases.

>>513783293
That works too

>something something twine around your finger to remember...
https://youtu.be/Gfs_TH6lpi4

Make america great again by deporting all kikes

Take every kike and deport those faggots

>>513783215
no, you misunderstood, it was 3 or 4 std's more

I'm going to wade the creek later, but for now I'll shitpost with my /ptg/bros.

>>513781940
Poison ivy, it's also illegal to plant

>>513782977
I ate a muffin an banan :D

>>513783946
good mornin my lil pal

>>513781940
Onions.

Actually I just checked besides certain localities poison ivy is not illegal to plant. I am surprised more people don't plant blackberry bushes and poison ivy around their houses for a impenetrable barrier.

Sir, the super duper top secret Flamingo factory location just got leaked.

>>513783967
Gm ^^

>>513775484 (OP)
Thank you baker for the breakfast bread
Today is going to be a great caturday

>>513781940
Here you go
https://www.ebay.com/itm/143246464304

>>513784086
I had to deal with sawtooth blackberry yesterday. Goddamn that shit is rough. But poison ivy is actually native to amercian.

>>513784113
How can you leak something that doesn't exist? You're not making any goddamn sense!

Isn't it funny how being anti-immigrant is "racist"?
Everyone seems to know instinctively that basically 100% of illegals are non-White.
The only race on this planet that actually obeys the fucking laws is the White race.
I guess the Founding Fathers knew what they were doing when they said in 1790 that only Whites could be citizens of this country.

>>513784258
Blackberry thorns are like metal
In other news burning poison ivy can cause traumatic damage to lungs

The big interstellar space rock
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-Yu3JYLPkZU&pp=0gcJCRsBo7VqN5tD

>>513780754
I dont know if she is a jew. She is a libtard roastie. Looks like she's 50 and doubling down on DEI to stay hip with the youth.

>>513784330
Whitesc are the most pernicious though

Take for example this political cartoonist

>>513784439
>jews need reason to ruin Christian US things
anon, Cracker Barrel has history, and that has to die for Globalist Zionism, else someone may work out they don't need to beg.

Good morning frens
Is there any kino scheduled for today?
Yesterday's kino was very good

CATURDAY
ITS CATURDAY

>>513780421
>there is no greek or jew
That was Saul/Paul not jebus

>>513784447
So because some of our race is criminal and exploitative, we should import people who are almost universally criminal and exploitative?

>>513784318
If that doesn't honestly make sense to you, you're probably TURBOVAXXED & BOOSTED. The multiple dosages of spike protein in your brain are fucking up your natural logic & reasoning capabilities. You may not know this, but you sound vaccinated and appear intellectually challenged to purebloods. Thank you, Pfizer!

>>513784427
>tfw no schizo youtuber gf

I am nonwhite. awoo!

>>513784609
I dunno but he's fucking annoying
Most of the anti Trump people are white upper class too
They are all the same yacht club types
Maybe ask why they enjoy being replaced

>>513784735
Maybe they know on some level that they shouldn't exist. It would explain why they murder their own babies, too.

>>513784626
Kek what is this channel

>>513784350
What is poisonous about the ivy is the oils and yea burning it will get in your lungs and fuck you up. The woman I work for is really sensitive to poison ivy and gets it bad so I deal with it alot.

>>513784427
Another space rock?

>>513784652
I'll tell yiu a story about white people.

Long ago there existed reptiles called dinosaurs that are the ancestors to white people, whom evolved into lizard dog people that evolved into modern humans.

When the species was dying out, because of a zombie plague, they changed the genetics of black people, who were chimpanzees but were closely related to white people, and this was done by the annunaki that uplifted man to be used as a way to breed their genetics.

Originally all female, white people are at least a few billion years old.

And now we live in a matrix.

All real white people have green eyes because our ancestors had yellow eyes.

>>513784943
>Our ancestors all had jaundice

>>513784994
Nigga we started growing penises we didnt know wtf else to do

Hhhnnnng
Yoga pants

awooing some more

>>513784831
i can fix her

Canada was #1 yesterday. Canada is #1 today. Canada will be #1 tomorrow.

>>513784875
You don't understand; it's a spaceship from a super advanced alien civilization--that happens to not know how to make their spaceships look like anything other than big lumpy rocks.

>>513785244
Yes, number one in maple syrup. The leaf is right on the flag.

>>513785008
>>513785086
I'd let her terminate my security clearance if you know what I mean, haha please dont hurt me madame director haha that would suuuuck

Good morning, everyone.

>>513785441
Good morning!

>>513785250
Galactipoos

>>513785441
Post jugs, since that's your ID.

new baker needed

>>513785441
meowdy

>>513785403
Imagine being put into a choke hold by those thighs.

Lads I think its time to become russian agents so she can arrest us personally

>>513785540
Nose isn't big enough.

Breaking news!

MAGA and good Caturday

>porn has been banned in England.
>dont have to be 18 to buy a newspaper with titties on the 3rd page

Damnit kier!!! When will the gooning end!??!

>>513785505
>>513785586
Howdy and I got it.
>>513785578
It’s just jug.

>>513785960
Thanks for baking

>>513785441
mornin jug. Feeling sad that you can't make a bluesky account?

shalom alakyum

>>513785441
Sir, good morning.

>>513784086
poison ivy is not immediately noticeable, just later after the skin rash has had a few hours to develop. blackberries and wild roses and cactus, depending on local climate are more effective as fencing

>>513786026
No problem.
>>513786115
I actually made one before this.
>>513786262
Heya.

>>513781341

Those bongilards are the ones calling us amerifats online

Happy Caturday /ptg/ frens !!!

>>513786420
Shameless

>>513786465
Happy Caturday. Today will be a good Caturday
Hope theres some kino

>>513779366
Kek

>>513786604
>Happy Caturday. Today will be a good Caturday
>Hope theres some kino
Thanks, fren !!!
There's never enough kino !!

>>513782662
broiled tastes better than stir fry

>>513786465
Good morning, sir!
>>513786560
They won’t let me use it now.

Thank you mr. Trump for sabotaging anerican economy and bringing exchange rate back to ~80₽/$

>>513786777 trips checked
>Good morning, sir!
Good morning, sir !!!
Sorry to hear about recent animal fren planting.
Glad to hear that the doctor visit went well

>>513786873
That’s life at times.

I've been seeing a lot of Eagles lately while fishing but those buckets are so fast I cant get a pic lol

>>513785250
Anti spiral menace, aka space jews.
>>513785566
>we also face the threat of illegal aliens from space
Grim
>>513785441
Howdy
>>513785659
The fuck is that?

>>513786966 checked
>That’s life at times.
Indeed

>>513786709
The double kino yesterday was nice. Maybe Trump is playing some golf this weekend, he definitely earned a golf break and some R&R for another MAGA week, next week
Trump is the best

>>513787171
Ill laugh so hard if george goes to jail

>>513787055
Hello.
>>513787080
I just hope we can do better this time.

>>513787171
Jail that nigger.

>>513787171
ah, I wondered about 'jaks made

>>513787183
>Trump is the best
True !!

>>513787276
>I just hope we can do better this time.
Always !!
Never stop hoping for improvement !!

America is a homo police state. Thry went after me for posting on 4chan

>>513787055
>The fuck is that?
It's important breaking news.

>>513787530
I bet you deserved it

>>513787523
So your day status?

i thought the breakfast thread was cancelled

>>513787530
just don't fedpost you retard

>>513787666 trips checked
>So your day status?
....next thread...

>>513787711
>>513787711
>>513787711
New thread

>>513787711
>>513787711
>>513787711
Go now