>>513780871 (OP)
I have been working in Germany during the collapse and the final days have been amazing.
>Lobotomy Joe bombs NS2
>Germans unable to heat their homes
>shivering over candles like the Little Match Girl
>Forest service cutting down trees in parks for firewood
>Old furniture stops being taken to the dump
>Small businesses all killed by lockdown
>Layoffs all over the place
>Germans broke as fuck
>Shopping at ebay and flea markets
>All haggling over nickels and dimes
>All trying to sell their old clapped out shit for 110% of purchase price
>panhandlers roaming the suburbs
>poors stealing bikes and auto parts
>Porsches all get repossessed and replaced with Skodas
>Vacation cancelled
>Germans stuck at home all summer
>Spend all day yapping over the fence at each other like dogs
>Export remainder of GDP to Ukraine
>Import refugees with no visible means of support
>Innenstadt full of Slavs driving Ferraris despite living in a 1br studio
>Steady stream of niggers still arriving daily
>Regime hikes every possible tax and fee
>Car registrations go up
>Poors drive illegal or let their cars rust in the yard
>Garbage fees up
>Poors dump garbage in vacant lots and rivers
>Commuters getting tickets for speeding +1kph
>Diesel tax goes up
>Farmers unable to run tractors
>Empty produce aisles
>Playgrounds demolished because safety inspections are too expensive
>Kids sit at home watching skibidi toilet and sissy hypno
>Shrinkflation everywhere
>Twigs and leaves in sauerkraut
>bones and sinews in sausages
>Watered down beer
>Packaging that rips if you breathe on it
>Balloons drooping at weddings and birthdays with only 50% helium
>Uh-oh Germanbros! Our response?
"NUH-UH!"
"YOU'RE BROWN"
"OTHER COUNTRIES ARE EVEN WORSE"
"WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING BECAUSE WE'RE OCCUPIED BY AMERICANS"
"A REAL GERMAN WOULD NEVER CRITICIZE THIS COUNTRY"
"I HAVEN'T DIED YET, NOT MY PROBLEM"
"IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT JUST MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE"
"WE CAN'T VOTE AFD, IT'S BAD OPTICS"
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