Thread 513782494

Indians want to replace K-Pop with I-Pop (India-Pop) in an attempt to improve their image.

>>513782494 (OP)
More like Poop.

>>513782575
HAHAHAHAHAHH

iPoop, sponsored by Apple saars

>>513782494 (OP)
KPoop wave took over Canada and UK

it is over for white men once iPop takes over

>>513782494 (OP)
>SAAARRR YOU BIG BOOB
>SAAARRR I LOV FUK YOUUUU
>SAAARRR ME DICK IN VAGENE
>SAAAARRRR COME TO MEEEE
*CHORUS STARTS*
>COME POO WITH ME
>I TAKE YOU TO STREET
>BBL BBY GIRL
>COOOOME TO CURRY TOWN

I'm looking forward to it

>>513782799
They really are the pugs of the human race. Bred via arranged marriage to basically be unable to reproduce in the wild.

>>513782494 (OP)
>I-Poop

Has a nice splatter to it

>>513782872
absolute banger

>>513782494 (OP)
They should have named themsleves K-poop

Only if its good and can provide or exceed the earworms or cutting-edge visuals associated with kpop.

I-poop bands, instead of dancing on stage they gangrape the audience sar

>>513782494 (OP)
south park predicted it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfOzTl1pVyg

>>513782494 (OP)
Some of them look asian wtf, so they are using some racemixed indians?

>>513782799
>Samuel

>>513784489
the jeets from the northeast are part chink.

>>513782494 (OP)
Poopstreet boys

>>513782575
I-Poop (in the streets)

>>513782494 (OP)
I unironically support this, the more alternatives exist to jewish "entertainment" the better

>>513782494 (OP)
I-Poop

>>513782494 (OP)
>This will improve India's reputation on the dating scene
>crying_brown_wojak.jpg

>>513782494 (OP)
K-poop

>>513782494 (OP)
> I - Poop

>>513784902
kek

>>513782494 (OP)
>I Poop
Kek

>>513782494 (OP)
i-poop

>>513784857
You are brown
Show flag

There's just no fucking way.

>>513782494 (OP)
More like I-poop

>jeets shitting up the streets
>shitting up other nations
>shitting up the oceans and ganges
>shitting up space with debris
>now shitting up the airwaves

>>513782494 (OP)
difference is ASIAN MEN ARE SEXY stinky indians AREN'T

>>513782494 (OP)
Why not just double down on Bollywood stars and make them more mainstream?
Oh well I guess it's good to diversify...

This can work if Intense produces most of the music.

>>513782494 (OP)
the lenghts they go to just to avoid having modern hygiene and environment standards is astonishing. Just fucking wash yourself use a deo and start using toilets and your image would improve instanty. Also stop being scammers and try to infiltrate everything with your literal bullshit print out scammed "education" and "school certificates" that isnt worth the paper its printed on

>>513785476
also the blatant nepotism and caste shit has to go as well

ipoop new music genre

>>513782941
I never made the connection with their history of arranged marriages, but that makes sense.
Basically what happens when the opposite of eugenics is practiced in a country for too long.

EEEWWW so we'll have teens with literal shit in their eyes?
Man, public transport is gonna smell

>>513782494 (OP)
>KPoop

>>513782575
P-pop

>>513785476
An indian guy was in my uni class and he smelled so bad every class. It’s like he didn’t let his clothes dry correctly and they smaller so bad. Made the entire room stink. It was torture.

>>513782494 (OP)
Maybe if it were girl groups and some of them are half White, like in K-pop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO4dxvguQDk

>>513782494 (OP)
Streetshit Boys

>GET DOWN
>GET DOWN
>AND POOP IT ON THE GROUND

>>513782494 (OP)
Sars are doing this because girls like K-Pop guys and they hope it'll work for them to. Spoiler Alert: It won't.

>>513782494 (OP)
N'Stync

>>513785887
Open Gangrape Style!

That scene in the horse stable will instead be sars sex pestering cows, and the subway would be:

Lmao

>>513782494 (OP)
Absolutely not. Indians are just uncool.

>>513782494 (OP)
I just dont get it. Some I dian men arent that bad but they refuse to adapt to their new surroundings and it makes it really hard to enjoy their company.
If they really wanted to fix their image, they would go back in time and tell that 1 guy that killed apu from the simpsons to shut the fuck up. That was the thing that killed all of their credit.

>>513782494 (OP)
Funny how they chose guys with a phenotype of Nepalese or even Kathmandu (closer to China) than the typical Indian type. Reminds me of j-pop and k-pop where they mostly use the most western looking puppets.

>>513782872
>COOOOME TO CURRY TOWN

>>513782494 (OP)
Koreans don't shit in street, eat shit and rape tho
This is just another attempt by jeets to scam mad will only result in people associating pop with grass seasoning

This genre will quickly feature classics like

The Great Escape of the Brown Log
Porcelain Throne Anthem
The Rhapsody of Release
Gurgle and Plop Symphony
The Daily Poop Blues
Echoes in the Bowl
The Unveiling of the Log
Post-Coffee Commotion
The Squatting Serenade
The Brown Note Ballad

>>513782494 (OP)
After their hit single, MmmPoop they'll release their hit album, "Curry shit on the street".
Produced by goldberg records.

"MmmPoop"
Oh oh oh oh oh
Yeah

You have so many poops in this life
Only one or two will blast
You go through all the pain and strife
Then you wipe your hand and make breakfast
Oh yeah
And they poop so fast, yeah
Oh
So hold on the rape victims who really care
In the end they'll be the only ones there
And when you get deported and start losing your job
Find a good White girl to mob
Can you show me vegana and bob?
Oh care

Mmmpoop, ba duba poop
Ba du poop, ba duba poop
Ba du poop, ba duba poop
Ba du
Yeah
Mmmpoop, ba duba poop
Ba du poop, Ba du poop
Ba du poop, Ba du poop
Ba du
Yeah

Oh yeah
In an Mmmpoop curry’s gone
Yeah yeah

While casually laughing at pajeets struggling I had a revelation on this subject.
So to destroy their I-Poop dream is to just feed an AI whatever they produce and ask it to write songs about shit and rape. Let the AI improve and soon enough you can destroy their hopes and dreams of I-Poop before it takes off when the source is filled with shit and rape songs that people can't tell apart from their forced idols.
Worst time to try and do anything. You're too late poop land as your dream can be corrupted with little effort.

>>513784783
This

>>513782494 (OP)
>4foot6 pop stars
ok lol

>>513782783
I'm sticking to my Jrock. K-Pop is great as supermarket music,, but J-Rock just sound way better.

Asian Kung-Fu Generation - Rewrite (Full Meetal Alchemist)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmeudwRMrsU

Naruto Ending 9 - No Regret Life - Nakushita Kotoba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiyUsvr3nx8


J-Hip-Hop:

Shooting Star - Home Made Kazoku (Lyrics) [ROM/ENG] | Naruto Shippuden S1 Closing Soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr5rOF1tsV8


The feelings that J-Rock and J-Hop invokes, K-Pop cannot mach.

Even J-Pop is more cute, the K-Pop is too commercial

Toshokan Hanae Kamisama Hajimemashita (Sub Español+Romaji)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4n1VRIXa6A

>>513787341
based fellow jrock enjoyer

>>513787341
>the K-Pop is too commercial
Its a buisness

>>513782494 (OP)
PPPPPPFFFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJSJSJJSJSJAJAJAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

>>513782494 (OP)
I prefer “No Pop”

>>513786780
>>513786985
Behold.
https://vocaroo.com/1dhmKZE2OSwI

>>513782799
This guy creeps me out so much, this webm just gives me the heebie jeebiesl. He's giving off major Friendly Wolf In The Woods Ask Me How My Grandmother Is Felings. I just got the vibe that he's trying his hardest to appear cute and harmless to women and girls, but let your guard down and relax, he'll bash your brains in and rape your corpse Indian Snow White:

>>513782575
>I-Poop
Apple's newest brand.

>>513785632
/thread

I'M POO
dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie

>>513787341
This is now J-Rock thread, post your favourites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj5vpv65Sc0&list=RDJj5vpv65Sc0&start_radio=1

>>513784489
Jeets are asian you fucking retard

>>513787840
I'd rather post pics of Wony.

>>513787603
why kill her before the rape? Like, I'm an asshole but you're in india, no one will care if you're raping an apparently homeless woman, I can understand the logic of killing her afterwards to reduce the chances of getting caught (but not really, who would care over there about a low status woman being raped) but why bash her head in first? Is he not strong enough to overpower a sleeping woman? I'm a mysogonist, but this seems like overkill.

>>513782494 (OP)
They're first song
https://suno.com/song/24b0d8aa-8b1b-43ae-83df-9a64a8c93366

>>513788015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDSkFeMVNFs&list=RDJj5vpv65Sc0&index=7

>>513782575
fpbp

>>513784489
filters and makeup

>>513782575
Lmao over before it even started.

>>513787840
>>513787341
I like Firefly's Serenity film but Galaxy Express 999 had the OG Space Pirate, and Captain Harlock's end credit song just gets me in the heart

Captain Harlock - Arcadia of My Youth - end credits song after "The Captain has the ship"
Waga Seishun No Arcadia by Shibuya Teppei?
映画「わが青春のアルカディア」エンディング
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IgyaIUwkj8

>>513787585
So a song about average day in India.
What we have to catch is if they're gonna try to do English or pajeet language songs and counter it accordingly

>>513782494 (OP)
What subreddit is that?

>>513788111
>Is he not strong enough to overpower a sleeping woman?
Do you know why Hindu Gods need so many arms?

>>513782494 (OP)
unironic rope faggot

>>513789662
I really liked Your Name back in the day, I was going through a tough time and when I watched it the music stuck with me
スパークル [original ver.] -Your name. Music Video edition- 予告編 from new album「人間開花」初回盤DVD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2GujJZfXpg&list=RDJj5vpv65Sc0&index=22

>>513782494 (OP)
Lol their music is only good for video games and some movie music depending on setting. Nobody voluntarily goes to listen to that bubbly bullshit and their abhorrent language accompanied with it.

>>513791133
Indeed.

https://youtu.be/UlWAjd9bcKw

>>513782494 (OP)
I beleeb
If k-pop can make retards simp for literal 5-6/10's sameface's like in
>>513787430
>>513788015
then i-poop can make women fall for indians.

>>513790419
Just not my cup of tea, I prefer some hot blooded Shounen Jump music an anime versus dating sim.

>>513782494 (OP)
apple did it first. fuck off pajeets.

>>513791442
>then i-poop can make women fall for indians.
We dont know tuat.
>If k-pop can make retards simp for literal 5-6/10's sameface's
Not my fault you cant tell em apart!

>>513782494 (OP)
HAAHAHAHAHAH INDIANS POO IN EVERYTHING.


lmfao wow this is so cringe, no one is gonna listen to this dog shit.

>>513782494 (OP)
Muh POOOOOOOS

>>513788015
She looks like one of those resin ball joint dolls:

>>513791692
You post cartoon, I post live action doc:

>>513782494 (OP)
I-poop

>>513791915
Wony has the deer in the headlights with puffy cheeks look. I didn't know if she had bad teeth or something becahse the bitch has one expression.

>>513782494 (OP)
I mean one of the reasons kpop is so popular is because of the idols actually looking good, it fooled an entire generation of women into thinking all Korean men look like idols. Indian pop doesn’t have that appeal because everyone already associates the average Indian as looking like a typical pajeet from some dalit shithole where everyone shits on the street.

>>513792336
With Indian being well known as the GANG rape capital of the world, a group of them will instantly make women wary.

>>513792336
>I mean one of the reasons kpop is so popular is because of the idols actually looking good
I wonder how the fat girl from Twice still has a job.

>>513792336
>associates the average Indian as looking like a typical pajeet from some dalit shithole where everyone shits on the street
There's no difference between the castes, Rajeesh. All Indians are the same.

>>513782799
>5 Feet tall.

Oh nonono

>>513782872
I like it. It has a nice beat and it’s easy to dance to.

>>513782494 (OP)
Poops copying everyone else is just too fucking funny bros, 4 billion people and not one creative mind amongst them.

Don't the Bollywood Crowd have a Girl Group yet?

This has no chance of working unless they can generate a Girl Group that can capture the Asian Market.

>>513787341
>Jpop Jrock
Based. I'm going to provide some recommendations
Check out Capsule. They're fantastic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxdwKDQ0d5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2sFSiaS65E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPjuslxyhYM

Sakanaction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-KzPGHsKxk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxqYUbNR-c0

Bradio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wh8FgsEtNQ

Enjoy!

the only way to improve india's image is for all pajeets to go back and have no further contact with humans.
so there is no way, is what i'm saying. don't waste people's time

>>513782494 (OP)
>poopop

This will never look because Indian music is actually garbage it sounds like nigger shit. Niggers already have nigger rap and white girls don't want to look at stinky brown people singing like niggers. There is no market for this in The west

>>513795183
>This will never look because Indian music is actually garbage it sounds like nigger shit
Does it? I heard this at a hookah bar one day when I had a meeting with my buisness partners and thought it was great!

https://youtu.be/KoUg85zcUJk

>reputation in the dating scene
Imagine being this insecure

>>513792052
Ughhhh that entire continent should be nuked

>>513782494 (OP)
oh nononono
surprised this hasn't happened already desu

also more like K-Poop (don't care if I'm 10th poster)

>>513782575
Instakill

>>513782494 (OP)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>513782575
/thread

>>513782494 (OP)
First you need to clean up your disgusting shithole, force people to shit on toilets and have basic hygiene. Also get rid of arranged marriages so ugly fucks don't get to pass their genes. Then maybe after 4 or 5 generations Indians might not repel women as much as they do now.

>>513782494 (OP)

When poop general on /mu/?

>>513787302
There's plenty to make fun of, like how they tried to koreanize their looks, but them being short is par for the course.

Any group of singing dancing boys from any nation or culture is going to be a bunch of short king twinks.

>in b4 "Justin Bieber is actually 6'5 now as a 40 year old"

>>513782494 (OP)
LMAO

>>513782872
https://jumpshare.com/s/aAFeKNRO6n2ERsTKQlPH

>>513782494 (OP)
Manure 5

>>513787585
Outstanding. Underrated.

>>513782494 (OP)
>an attempt to improve their image
gonna need a lot more than pop songs though

>>513782494 (OP)
>I poop
they finally found a way to promote dey cultcha, vishnu is proud

>>513796511
Art
Thankyou for bringing my dream to life

Ew

>>513795401
>Does it? I heard this at a hookah bar one day when I had a meeting with my buisness partners and thought it was great!
There is a lot of good music. The issues with india's poverty and government dont mean their music is bad.

>>513797805
>The issues with india's poverty and government dont mean their music is bad.
What the hell? These Punjabi folks are all about high fashion and exotic cars!

>>513784857
Ivan, go away

>>513782494 (OP)
Makeup and plastic surgery can make anyone look attractive. This is proof.

>>513785366
No bro. No one like Asian man

>>513798706
Theres a massive wealth gap in india.

>>513782575
Kek

>>513799375
Wat. Who does this attract? As a man its repulsive, any human female i know would lol at this. Im gonna show my wife after im done shitting and she how she rates india lady boy singers, i bet you its 2/10 max lol

>>513800492
there's like 2 billion indians all together and the wealth gap means everyone even slightly well off is basically living the life of a victorian minor noble
There's literally tens of millions professional servants in india, there was some sort of national crisis during covid because the servants couldn't get to them

>>513782494 (OP)
>BTS?
>no this is IBS saar

>>513782494 (OP)
>replacing
>nobody watch street shitters
kek

>>513785742
your welcome

>>513784823
I-POOP the Back-Streets Boyz.

>>513796511
excellent

>>513782575

FPBP

>>513782494 (OP)
>i-pop
I can see Apple suing for this and completely destroying pajeets dreams

>>513795924
Trvth nvke