Thread 513783603

Watch: generous African doctor performs emergency eye surgery!

>>513783603 (OP)
thats a lot better than what i originally thought he was doing.

>hear someone knocking at the door
>see this
What do you do? What if you lived in the UK?

>>513785651
legally speaking as it pertains to the law regarding UK home defence...
you pick up the first purely decorative medieval weapon you see lying about your home—in a panic, without any premeditation or forethought, of course—and you bring to bear only the EXACT amount of force you feel was necessary and proportionate (i.e. if he has a weapon, you can use a weapon) to defend yourself, or your family members, or anybody else
you do not have to wait to be attacked

as a true example, an older woman was cleaning her crossbow, when some yobs broke their way into her house—she shot one, and they died, and she wasn't charged
the crucial point as far as the law is concerned is that she didn't PLAN on using the crossbow, and luckily enough just-so-happened to be cleaning it at the time of the break-in
having a good lawyer always helps

>>513786157
>just-so-happened to be cleaning it at the time of the break-in
and they believed that?

>>513786157
>amount of force you feel was necessary and proportionate
So just like Leafland, they use subjective words in the law to always charge you with something.

>>513785651
>What do you do
Open the door and put a bullet on his head

>What if you lived in the UK?
Die

>>513786809
the solution is simple : don't call the police
kill the nigger then hide his body
don't warn anyone

>>513786809
of course. they hate us plebs thinking we are strong enough to defeat enemies. they dont want us getting any big ideas.

https://youtu.be/skJgTP5fTbw?si=m4vhbl9mWuW3Sq96

Black people are peaceful and misunderstood, like gorillas ... They get a big rap because of their appearancr

>>513786801
kek, now you know the trick, bongs.

you guys are so racist that it makes you stupid.

>>513787340
>yes officer, i was say up at 4am cleaning my rifle and ammunition
im glad they believed it. shows theres at least some not-quite-faggot police around.

>>513783603 (OP)
smart of him to do that then the camera won't see his face

oh wait

>>513787343
>noooo not my heckin goodboy niggerinos!!!
>posted from my burnt farmstead where everyone got raped to death by nigs

>>513787407
gun's gotta stay oiled your honor

>>513786809
we have the same shit. only allowed to use enough force to stop an attack if can't be stopped otherwise. deadly force in theory if it's threat of a deadly attack. still stupid because even a simple punch can be deadly if you hit concrete. the only way to win fight reliably is being ultra aggressive and blitz the guy until he stops moving. the assholes coming up with these kinds of bullshit laws never actually had to defend themselves

>>513786157
bong here, I have some recreational art exhibit axes and swords, yup

>>513783603 (OP)
In my county, I could open the door and shoot this ape in the head or maim him long enough to fuck with him before killing him off.

>>513787586
its very important. a 24/7 priority. rust never sleeps!

>>513787708
it's like when they argue about you having a brown belt in mall karate and how you're basically a human weapon who should've known how to control a violent psycho without hurting him. along the lines of, why didn't you just shoot him in the knees.

would argue the more you know about fighting the more scary a self-defense situation should be. I'm not going to akido a stranger and to get stabbed by a syringe while holding him on the ground waiting for the cops to show up.

>>513788139
basically they are telling you that if you're good at a martial art you are required to let other people kill you. makes sense. like a tax on thought crime.

>>513786157
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AI post

>>513786157
this is reasonable. an elderly woman who lives alone should absolutely be required to go hand to hand with a pack of nigger home invaders. it just makes sense and its fair.

>>513785651
>open door
>smash that niggers head in with vageode