Thread 513785523

leafs btfo'd. elbows at your sides, gents. get ready to buy some American products again.

Boycott all Canadian products. Stop all trade with Canada. Take the food off Canadian shelves. Turn their dollar into Zimbabwes. Death to all Canadians. Raise the tariffs higher Trump, theyre about to admit its their own fault for open borders and voting 16 years of communism.

Canada simply does not deserve to economically prosper, it tells the world the wrong message about the consequences of actions like theirs.

>>513785523 (OP)
Good, now it's time to incentivize us.
What do you offer leaf, for this privilege?

You guys don't keep your cuck bucks in the bank, right?

>>513786133
already done. Canada has no products of its own anyway. thats why they lost the trade war.

>>513786263
we're getting the western provences as compensation at this point.

>elbows up
Has turned into
>knees bent
Leafs fell for it again

51st state nao

>>513785523 (OP)
Elbows up!

I never understood why canada did this in the first place? Why they pretended like they could do a thing when they couldn't? They only hurt themselves but now they hurt themselves and pride too.

>>513786578
Boomer nationalism, after they already destroyed everything since they’re retarded and on drugs.

>>513786283
>mfw I hold more gold than our reserves

>>513786578
propaganda is a hell of a thing. the majority of Canadians voted for the same party since 2006.

>>513786694
how's it feel to be 10x richer than the average Canadian?

>>513786578
Canada has no popular nationalism. The boomers do have instead a petty anti-American conceit that is their identity. It is a post-national globalist economic zone. Not a real country. The people here are just not serious, real people. Also, the globalist regime was willing to sacrifice Canadian prosperity in a bid to hurt Trump's anti-globalist success. But at this point prosperity is the only thing holding this economic zone together and the globalists have already squandered most of it.

>>513785523 (OP)
Boomers were FUMING that their daily goyslop and their 7th GMC Denali truck was a bit more pricy.

>>513786300
Petroleum, greenhouse tomatoes, and maple syrup. I do like their maple syrup cookies though. They go good with tea, but I doubt the store will stock them now that they no longer sell them.

>>513785523 (OP)
Not enough, I want invasion.

>>513785523 (OP)
LOL. Prob cuz Carney's in the Epstein files.

>>513786578
You can explain literally every Canadian political decision with PR value for idiots or simple stupidity. The tariffs on metals and wood and shit we actually make might help, but all the other shit just made stuff more expensive for us. Liberals and the oblivious retired class literally don't know what a tariff is and think this is somehow fighting back and all clap. They can be led by the nose with snappy catch phrases. An average NFL team has the military might and marketing muscle to overthrow Canada in two weeks flat.

>>513786300
You better be drinking high fructose corn syrup and not maple syrup. How the hell are you going to fertilize your fields without potash? Ever had ice wine? No? Keep it that way you uncultured swine.

We are better hockey players.

>>513786578
Because they're proud and stupid.
It isn't just an old person thing, but it's a boomer mentality:
I know a young guy who's about as liberal and bluepilled and proud as they come and he thought the best approach was to retaliate indefinitely, even if it hurts us 100x more than it hurts them. To "stand up" to Trump.
Boomer politics have the reins on Canada.

>>513787112
Ugly piece of aircraft. Looks like a paper airplane a kid regard made.

>>513787112
>pouring liquid sugar over starchy pancakes

No thanks, I'm not 12.

>>513785523 (OP)
Funniest part was our media was telling everyone that if we voted conservative then we were doomed and only the liberal globalist banker candidate would "stand up to Trump" and do "dollar for dollar retaliation" blah blah tuff guy elbows up nonsense.
Yeah that guy folded immediately faster than Trudeau because there is no reality where we can dictate economic terms to the US and never was it was just libcuck fantasy as usual

>>513787242
>he's never had a maple syrup bacon weave

Are you even living anon?

>>513787018
>petroleum
those provinces want to leave.
>tomatoes
domestic is always better. and my state is a massive producer of tomatoes, try again.
>maple syrup
Maine. now seriously, what do they have thats actually *Canadian* we need.

>>513787186
>Looks like a paper airplane a kid regard made.
>kid regard made
>regard made
>regard

You played yourself, fool.

>>513787112
shocked you didnt go for beer. nu-canadians forgot their history already. maybe because it was in English?

>>513787186
It was decades ahead of its time, scrapped because the Americans were afraid we were too gay to keep the tech away from the Russians, and the engineers all got snapped up by NASA when the Arrow program folded.
However, we did prove to be just as retarded as they feared when China spied on Nortel so hard it prolapsed.

>>513787448
>Maine maple syrup
You mean Vermont

>>513787448
>I'll take what is potash Alex for $100

>>513787552
He is a man, well retarded in his field

>>513787328
it didnt help he had investments in America, too. annexation would be a mercy for you guys at this point. imagine being able to economically crippled a country and charge its political base into relation suicide just because someone said mean words.

>>513787448
um, vermont and new york produce 4x more syrup than fucking maine lmao. i'd bet michigan even produces more maple syrup than that retarded ass state stephen king lives in. god i hate that fucking place so god damn much i'd give it to canada for free, fuck maine, and fuck every single person who claims it. i hope rabid fucking somalis rape every existing mainers daughter

>>513787723
We have plenty of potash, but eco terrorists didn't want us to mine it. Prices of food might have changed their minds though. We'll see.

>>513787723
we got other connections, bro. im sorry, you're economically irrelevant.

>>513787112
We don't have too many things to high horse about huh

Captcha: XP00P

>>513787186
I love the national delusion about this thing. Yeah it was some pretty good engineering for the time, but they never actually achieved the projected performance, the burgers had the Rapier, a better version in the works, and they cancelled that themselves because bombers were on the way out and there were better jets coming. SR-71 could do everything this could but better and was right on the horizon. Shit combat radius too. A lunatic ancient alien scholar and former Ghostbuster convinced the boomers that this was a superweapon that got canned because the Americans were jealous of our engineering superiority, and not because it was going to be a less useful F-35 of the 60s. What they should be mad about is the civilian jet the company was working on, which actually kicked ass, and got dragged down when Avro bet it all on one enormous government contract.

>>513787112
>maple syrup
We have maple trees in the US retard, and the syrup is far superior to that leaf slop the ship down here in plastic.

>>513787831
what did the state of Maine do to you, Anon?

>>513787894
>plenty of potash
You produce 10% of what your country needs. Could you produce enough to fill the 90%?Probably not in the near term—at least not without major investment, NEW discoveries, and overcoming economic, geological, and environmental challenges. So you guys could starve while you figure it out.

>>513785523 (OP)
>elbows up!
>continues to buy Sign Horton's
I hate all vaxxers.

>>513787112
Our miracle economic output is maple syrup, potash, or ice wine, not knowing that the USA also produces these things.
The province that produces the most maple syrup (quebec) has long talked about separation.
As if USA wouldn't just mine more potash if we banned potash export or put insane tariffs on it.
This is Canadian "nationalism" - being in proximity to USA while resisting absorption.

>>513786405
kek

>>513788254
>>513788158
or we just trade with someone else for it.

>>513787998
The real travesty was the Atlantic ports all being mothballed and fishing being destroyed and this was entirely Canadians at fault.

>>513788254
The only uncomfortable fact about US annexation is that it is a Masonic project that was designed to be Globohomo from the ground up.

If they rejected the Republic I’d be happy for Canada to join.

>>513788254
The U.S. cannot produce enough uranium to meet its own nuclear fuel needs. And so, they turn to Canada.

>>513788550
or Australia.

>>513788374
Ya for sure. Canada dominates global supply, and most alternatives come with higher costs, greater risks and lower quality. The U.S. could turn to Chile, Israel, Jordan, or Germany for some potash, but Canada remains by far the most strategic and secure source. Replacing Canada entirely would be economically painful and logistically challenging. Of course it's not impossible but it will cost more dumb dumb

>>513788544
I'm unsure about it because it might allow free travel, and there are tons of niggers in the states.

Here’s the hard math using the latest USGS (Jan 2025) potash summary (all figures are K2O equivalent):

U.S. need without Canada

U.S. apparent consumption (2024e): ~6.4 Mt K2O.

U.S. imports (2024e): ~6.1 Mt K2O.

Canada supplied ~79% of 2020–23 imports; if Canada is unavailable, the U.S. must replace roughly 4.8–5.0 Mt K2O of supply.

Who could cover it (2024e mine output)

Russia: 9.0 Mt K2O
Belarus: 7.0 Mt K2O
Israel (ICL/Dead Sea Works): 2.4 Mt K2O
Jordan (Arab Potash): 1.8 Mt K2O
Germany (K+S): 3.0 Mt K2O
Laos: 1.5 Mt K2O
Chile: 0.75 Mt K2O
Spain: 0.40 Mt K2O
China: 6.3 Mt K2O
U.S. domestic: 0.42 Mt K2O

Could the U.S. replace Canada?

Practical Plan (most realistic mix if Canada is off-limits)

Max out Israel + Jordan (together ~4.2 Mt K2O capacity) via long-haul from Red Sea/Mediterranean.
U.S. Geological Survey

Contract Germany + Spain + Chile for incremental tons (together ~4.15 Mt K2O output, but not all exportable).
U.S. Geological Survey

Diversify with Laos as available (~1.5 Mt K2O total output, Asia-focused today).
U.S. Geological Survey

Stretch U.S. domestic (~0.42 Mt K2O base) and optimize fertilizer blends/timing to curb demand spikes.
U.S. Geological Survey

Only if necessary: tap Russia/Belarus for volume, accepting political/logistics risk.
U.S. Geological Survey

Bottom line

Yes, the U.S. could cover Canadian potash loss by pulling harder from Israel, Jordan, Germany, Chile, Spain, and Laos, and—if politically acceptable—Russia/Belarus.

It’s physically possible but commercially painful: expect higher prices, lead-time frictions, and contract reshuffling to pry those tons away from current buyers.

>>513789194
So are you going to invade the rest of the world and seize their potash?
I doubt it.
It would be easier to invade Canada, but they are ostensibly your ally so that would be pretty politically unpopular

>>513788158
You're exaggerating. We'll be fine. The potash is there, but we would need to expand current facilities or import, possibly from Russia. Interestingly enough, while this stuff is important to modern agriculture, the population growth centers of the world all lack sufficient amounts of this resource. China has some, but not enough. India, Africa, and South America all lack potash, and discontinuing distribution might curb their over breeding. I'm sure jews would find a way though.

>>513788933
>implying they have the resources to travel

Our jeets and CCP changs are a bigger threat to them then a few extra darkies making their way north.

>>513789261
I know you Yanks would be all about it, but the rest of the world wouldn't be, not that they would do anything outright, but it would alienate you and you truly cannot stand alone against the rest of the world.
Maybe the US of 1945 could, but not the US of 2025. Not a chance.

>>513788784
naw. id rather continue to cripple your steel and auto industries. you still seem a bit, too... idealistic about your situation. lol. you've already proven to not be able to handle the tariffs. What's your point?
>you need us
we let you starve, and annex what's left, if you're looking for generosity. we'd just pay a higher cost for a short few months till then.

>>513788933
>tons of niggers in the states
Checked and kek'd.

>>513789261
you realize saskatchewan is the main province that makes it, and wants to leave willing with alberta, right? why wouldn't we just let you starve?

>>513789580
Lol Lmao even

>>513786694
Trudeau sold back at $1300/oz

>>513786927
>>513787096
>>513787179
Surprising Saturday morning insight. Proof there are still good Leafs.

>>513786578
Canada didn't, the honourable pm thought we would argue with Americans because he said to on tv. Turned out a majority of canadians would rather just join america.

I for one voted on this matter by continuing to eat at America's premier slop shop - MacDonodes.

>>513786283
How much did you pay for that? I did a little digging and it's the lowest mintage year, only 20 have been graded at that number, only 8 graded higher. How much did it hurt?

>>513786133
only faggots post under meme flags

I can understand why Canadians voted for Carney because if I remember correctly, Trump made some pretty mean tweets about Canada.

>>513790901
>voted

>>513789992
>I eat at McDonald's.
Fuck sake, leaf. I say this as an American: please learn to grill your own burgers. That place is rancid. All the people I see lining up at that place are all wildly unhealthy. Not even close to being our best slop shop. Only popular because people do whatever the TV tells them to do

>>513791064
it was more like baited, yea.

>>513789194
Yes but Canada WON’T do that lol

>>513786578
It was about fooling Canadians. Had notbing to do with americans or reality

>>513786927
Brings a tear to my eye that there are fellow humans in canada still.

>>513787112
Lol nobody cares about hockey but Canadians.

>>513788158
You're a moron

>>513790901
>I can understand why Canadians voted for Carney

Because Trump said that Canada should be the 51st State -- The Conservative knew that it was just bluster and focused on the reality and Dim witted Canadians fell into the Trap and Voted for the Liberals .

Now that they have pissed and screamed "Elbows up!!" have burned through their capital and have corporations closing up and moving to the states are in a worse position for negotiations they they were before .

>>Pic related

>>513792211
It must really sting not winning the Stanley Cup since 1993, three quarters (that's .75 to you) of this board wasn't even alive the last time a leaf team won it. Absolutely pathetic fren, here's a picture because I'm sure you don't even know what it looks like.

>>513792797
>mfw most NHL teams are 60% canadian
>mfw canada dominates usa in olympic competition

Cope

>>513786578
highly masochistic culture on the left up here, they hate trump so much it united them via said hate.

That coupled with the best psyops money has to buy.

>>513793154
>Cope
That's what you just did yeah.

>>513785523 (OP)
Just weeks ago you'd be labelled as a fucking traitor by boomers if you were against retaliatory tariffs.
>>513786405
>>513788202
Turns out mostly boomers like on OP's pic voted for libs while zoomers and millennials voted for conservatives

>>513787096
Ive seen the left flip flop so many times on everything, they simply hold the position that currently benifits them in that instant of time:

IE:
You dont understand tariffs, tariffs are bad for the country enacting them because it taxes their people, trumps tariffs are bad for trump!
immediately swaps to:
Our pre existing tariffs are good, so are our retaliatory tariffs, this hurts trump!

Elbows up, we will never surrender, our counter tariffs are a genius move that will make us win!
and is now swapping to:
Haha we dropped our tariffs, we win! this was the plan all along!
Not even kidding, multiple IRL people I know on the left have said this, their brain rot is so bad that multiple people will say the exact same thing, to a T, because the brainwashing is so complete.

Even the guy i told months ago that our tariffs would be dropped because they wont work, and we WILL lose if we try them, just flip flopped to "us dropping retaliatory tariffs is a win! thanks mr carney!"

>>513786927
>Canada has no popular nationalism.

We did, but it was completely killed off by Liberal faggots and Foids and wahoos who screeched it was racist or mysogginst, or homophobic etc -- mostly because they had never built or created anything themselves so they had to destroy the things that White men built ... And Spoiler alert --- They did not replace that Canadian Identity with anything.

>>a petty anti-American conceit that is their identity.

Yup and it is Funny -- Canadians biggest point of Pride is "Not being Americans " but still the Canadian Dream -- To get a Job in an American city or to make something and be bought by the Americans. They have zero ambition .

>> It is a post-national globalist economic zone. Not a real country.

I agree, and the Main fault is that they forgot to actually make the infrastructure. So it is a Globalist place for people like Trudeau and Mark Carney who can Flit from place to place but Canada can not export or import oil and gas with the United States -- we can not defend our borders or territory with out the United States -- we can not manufacture anything with out the United States

>>513793154
Best players always goes down south for tax incentives and gives two shits about playing for a Canadian team.

>>513793154
You sound like a jeet pretending all Jeets are CEOs and all CEOs are Jeets, meanwhile there are no comparable Indian corporations. Lol. You should have just taken this very minor L, but you still had some pride left to extinguish.

>>513787179
whats scary is that it really does seem like the majority of people think like they do, there does appear to be a critical mass for these belief systems, that once enough people believe in them, they become impossible to get out of. It is quite literally a cult mentality, but state enforced now, and of course, the cult says anyone not in the cult is a "cult", despite any and all evidence to the contrary.

Ironically Canadas only hope is that a province or three leave and slap the rest awake.

>>513793658
Every single of my friends voted for Justin back in 2015 for muh maryjewanna, now one of them has a kid and gotten a realization that did the millennials run this country to the ground just for some weed?

>>513787723
the us has potash, yes canadian is cheaper by a bit, but thats mainly due to the USA over regulating itself to styme production


Face it, canada is the US's little brother, we have to have US jets scramble to protect our airspace on the regular because we cannot, they have been giving us a good deal because we are friends, and then the left in this country started spitting in their face and declaring that relation ship was over out of spite.

now the left will reap what it has sown, and there is a distinct possibility that 2-4 provinces will balkanize over this colossal fuck up by the liberal left in canada.

>>513792797
I dont cheer for sports. It doesn't bother me. But it does make the more pathetic Canadians seethe

>You BETTER vote for us; we'll stand up to evul Blumpf!
>lol thanks for the votes idiots; now enjoy another four years of negative economic growth, mass jeet immigration, and inflation
They've elected Liberals four times in a row now. They fucking deserve it at this point.

>>513795898
This. We deserve this. Its nobody's fault but Canadians.

>>513797452
And now we have PP damaging the Conservative brand by being anti-immigrant, when that'll just make even more of the millions of immigrants vote Libs next term.

Boycott Halloween and Christmas spending.

tariffs aren't even real
it's just a clownshow for headlines

>>513787112
Hey Leaf boy, member that time Florida beat Edmonton in hockey. Like Florida, the state that does not snow or ice, Beat your brown asses in your own sport. How embarrassing.

I predict the health insurance industry will go bankrupt in 10 -15 years or to have to convert to an Ameican style system that only pretends to offer insurance.

>>513800353
>10 - 15 years
Bro, it's already understaffed and underfunded. There's a reason most Canadian Doctors/Surgeons leave for America to practice.

>>513785523 (OP)
Canada is actually dangerously close to shifting into becoming an Argentina style 2nd world country. It's why I left. For all the problems facing Japan, Japan is a fucking utopia in comparison, that's how bad it is in Canada if you're not a rich boomer.

>>513802232
Problem with Japan is you're forever treated like a 2nd-class citizen if you don't look Asian. Not to mention their work culture is the worst in the world with regards to respecting the 9-5.

>>513802534
Both of your points are completely false. Stop repeating retarded shit you read. Work life balance is amazing here. As a white person, people treat me well. I won't be Japanese but I don't need to be. Learn the language and you're fine. If you're a nigger, no one wants you around them anyway. Simple.

>>513787112
>How the hell are you going to fertilize your fields without potash?

Fertilizer isn’t coming from us anymore anyway. We are on track to reduce fertilizer consumption by 30%..

So the Americans would have had to find an alternate supply anyway.

>>513802825
>Learn the language
Slowly working on it. N4 currently, which is still basically nothing on comprehending anything other than Kindergarten/Gr1 level.

>>513794025
We are still not slowing down immigration, so far in 2025 we are on target to have over 1 million 'new residents' coming in. Stats Can tries to deceptively categorize the newcomers in various buckets so as not to show the true extent of what is happening. Everyone knows though, almost none of these Jeets leave.

Our equivalent of ICE , the CBSA, is completely Jeetified. They wont throw their brothers out. With already more than 10 Jeets in cabinet, It's just a matter of time before all these 'newcomers' are given amnesty to remain in the country. All they need to do is hole up in the nearest Jeet Ghetto until then.

All he while Carney prints money he doesn’t have to add to the money supply. Gives it to these Jeets or imaginary projects to support infrastructure for them. This makes it appear as if GDP is going up. But the only thing really going up is the interest payments on all this money Carney is printing. Currently 10% of all Federal expenditures is spent on paying interest on debt. When this figure reaches 20%, the wheels will fall off this Ponzi scheme.

60% of all revenue is made up from income taxes, so the actual interest payments are much higher as a % of income tax revenue.

Currently, of course, we also print money to pay off debt. Stay in the stock market anons, as it will go up. But make sure you are ready to gtfo in a millisecond.

>>513804113
>Our equivalent of ICE , the CBSA, is completely Jeetified

>>513804113
>With already more than 10 Jeets in cabinet
Which is why I wish 1st-gen immigrants were banned from voting.

>>513786927
Canadian boomers hate America so much that they are in the process of selling it off to India and China.

>>513785523 (OP)
>get ready to buy some American products again
Shipping is still like $100 to transport a small box a 3 hour drive across the border. It's impossible to do business with your country.

>>513804388
No, they just hate trump. Otherwise more than half of boomers wouldn't be known as Canadian Snowbirds.

I really don't see Canada surviving intact even 20 years from now. Dumping a billion Indian and Chinks in Anglophone Canada is going to be the reason Quebec uses to argue for self determination.

>>513804300
People who hold another citizenship should be barred from voting. All of these people are voting in Indias elections too.

>>513804464
>They just hate Trump.
You know that's not true. Vacationing in Florida does not make a boomer canoook love America.

>>513804557
That would require Canada to renounce its dual-citizenship system. Not that it mattered for someone just Jughead Singh during his NDP time having a clear bias towards Indians, despite only having Canadian citizenship.

>>513785523 (OP)
Awoo!

>Canadians discussing our politics
>retard thread
Shut the fuck up faggots

>>513804639
dual citizenship in any country is dumb. america has this problem with apiac. you can be a citizen of american and isreal at the same time even if we are allies.

>>513785523 (OP)
i wonder why canada caved in lawl. probably cause they have no industry. this is the problem the modern left has. if you want to me socialist you have to send people to the fields and mines like stalin did.