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Anonymous (ID: JKFRQP+w) United Kingdom No.513795046 >>513795463 >>513802438 >>513803820
How to retire young
I retired in my early twenties and you can too
Just quit your job and stop working
Don't get a new job and don't ever work again
Congratulations you're retired!

>But but but if I quit my wagie job and stop helping circumcisers I'll become homeless and have no money!!

Maybe or maybe not. Doesn't matter don't be a pussy.

In Minecraft if you want to be the ultimate Minecraft neet

Get a bow and arrows
Get a chest
Get a small shovel
Get a Minecraft mod to get Silica Gel Packets Desiccant things they only cost a few emeralds in the mod
Go to a place NOT NEAR YOUR BASE if someone makes it so you can't even go within 500 blocks of your base you still need to be able to access your chest
Dig a deep hole

Put bow and arrow, at least a couple hundred emeralds and the Silica Gel Packets Desiccant things in your chest. Optionally also add stuff like a small sword.
Close chest up very tightly.
Put chest at bottom of hole and cover with dirt blocks.
WHEN YOU GO TO SPOT WHERE YOU WILL BURY THE CHEST LEAVE YOUR MAP AND COMPASS AT YOUR BASE DON'T BRING THEM WITH YOU. IF YOU HAVE A PHONE MOD OR MODERN CAR MOD DON'T BRING THOSE WITH YOU EITHER

final step

If you ever become homeless or whatever in Minecraft go dig up your chest and do PvP before jumping into lava

If you are making a stash in Minecraft don't bury it at your Minecraft base you live at in game bury it somewhere like a public park in the Minecraft server and make sure you bury it somewhere easy to find like next to some sort of landmark in the server.
Make sure to keep in mind how deep you bury it like how many blocks and what the frost line is if you have the frost line mod installed on the server. Obviously at least quadruple bag it if you have the plastic bag mods on the server with some very strong airtight bags from the mod and put plenty of dehydrating packets in each bag if you have a desiccant mod
Anonymous (ID: o1Fh0DcD) United States No.513795194 >>513795446
anon im not reading all that but its easier to become a mendicant and you wont have to return to this realm when you die if you renouncing craving. The nature of this world is suffering and one of the causes of suffering is craving.

or go parties with rich people and blackmail them for stuff
Anonymous (ID: J6lgQHuH) Canada No.513795446 >>513796737
>>513795194
>Retarded slave
Anonymous (ID: ro4dxrT7) No.513795463 >>513795919
>>513795046 (OP)
The server admins doesnโ€™t want you to know that you can make camp near beaches and sleep there while farming for fish. And you can trade some fish for other types of food as well.
Also make sure to trade some emeralds for solar panels and powerbanks, and prepare your rune books before hand. If you need some new rune books or want to PM another player, go to a coffee shop with wifi mod installed.
Anonymous (ID: TeO3yd/P) France No.513795919 >>513796552
>>513795463
The server admins don't care they can just replace you with immigrants
Anonymous (ID: ro4dxrT7) No.513796552 >>513796877
>>513795919
the server admins fondles my balls
Anonymous (ID: ZM6rODaX) United States No.513796737
>>513795446
>no argument
>canadian
good luck when you die anon
Anonymous (ID: yiSlVU6T) Canada No.513796877
>>513796552
based anarchist
Anonymous (ID: JpCB3em7) Australia No.513797565
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uddSYBb9W1E
Anonymous (ID: oUpAyJVc) France No.513799210
Bump
Anonymous (ID: 6P8fPr81) France No.513799671
Bump
Anonymous (ID: /I599XO1) United Kingdom No.513799695 >>513800297
being a neet sucks. I would rather work 1h a day while working from home and have my own home, holidays, nice car and whatever else I want. Not forgetting having sex. You could even do this from a third world country and live well
Anonymous (ID: au54CQNw) Germany No.513800297 >>513800662
>>513799695
There's very few jobs like that
Anonymous (ID: /I599XO1) United Kingdom No.513800662 >>513803331
>>513800297
most tech jobs are work from home lilbro. If you're isn't just get a new job, I've done this for 5 years now
Anonymous (ID: mGjmQMbF) Canada No.513802438
>>513795046 (OP)
The word retire also means go to sleep.
Anonymous (ID: GlsWHfLN) France No.513803331
>>513800662
yes
Anonymous (ID: epC0eLNV) Canada No.513803820
>>513795046 (OP)
havent laughed to an OP in a long time. Thanks anon