Thread 513797964

Americans have to piss test to flip hamburgers lmao

>>513797964 (OP)
not in california which for being 99% shit has 1% rays of sunlight shining through the turd. such as lane splitting, forcing companies to delete your data, or no drug testing by employer

i had to take a pre-employment piss test and while i was there i took advantage of the sperm donating on the same day and made a cool $500 if memory serves

>>513797964 (OP)
They don't serve burgers at Buc-E-Ees

Also - Buc-E-Ees pays something like 45-50k/yr to their chefs.

>he's never had a Hippo Taco at 5:30AM driving back to Austin after a night of partying in New Braunfels

fag

>>513798058
>or no drug testing by employer
Yes thats every sane person's dream- to have some high as fuck working the grease fryer next to me or tightening my lugnuts when I get new tires.
Youre a fucking retard and im glad you live like a peon.

>>513797964 (OP)
Amerimutts voted in a Jew worshipper who has been found guilty of rape, after he said the exact words "take the guns first, go through due process second". I put it to you that amerimutts like the boot on their necks

>>513797964 (OP)
druggies are a plague

>>513797964 (OP)
If you can't take a month long drug break to piss clean for a job that pays better than a doctor in Canada or Europe then you don't deserve it.

Every job should require it.
>bu- buh..
Fuck off druggies. No excuses for you.

>>513798422
Case
>>513798577
In
>>513798719
Point

Kek.

>>513797964 (OP)
it's your chance to prove you can actually quit at any time

> be amerimutt
> Cannot go 15 minutes without eating
> Need tyres changed
> Buc Ces saves the day
> Get cheeseburger
> 16 year old on rattlegun Crossthreads 2 lug nuts per wheel trying to ram 4 reconditioned tyres on in 5 minutes
> The American dream

>>513798577
That right! They should be hung over or drunk instead, the way GOD intended!

>>513799466
it says alcohol policy right in the op image

>>513797964 (OP)
meanwhile, canadians drop tariffs for their american masters, no strings attached lmao.

>>513799153
The glorious Beaver doesn't change tires either, roofag.

>>513798577
Stoned teenage retards worked grease friers for decades until the entire world collectively replaced them with sober Indians that are even more dangerous, incompetent and unaware.

>>513798422
Every european and australian i talked to that has been to the usa says that the food is extremely shit, bland and tastes like its fake.

>>513797964 (OP)
You'd be surprised the number of people that bring a bag of piss to work every single day. "We're not addicted" lmao, you went as far as to carry a bag of piss on your person for months or years on end...

>>513800494
Euros look like this and will say are food is shit, lmao.