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Anonymous (ID: 7+glGLPW) United States No.513804580 >>513804641 >>513804706 >>513804787 >>513804878 >>513804900 >>513805138 >>513805701 >>513805781 >>513806396
>Lives in a pod
>Eats ze bugs
>Owns nothing
>Is happy
>Gives you free eggs, milk and meat
Why do you guys not have your own pack of chickens to keep your white children fed properly and away from ((big food corporations)) and their greedy long nosed lust for profits?
Anonymous (ID: 8FtosT1S) United Kingdom No.513804641
>>513804580 (OP)
How do you milk a chicken?
Anonymous (ID: ezO1m6Yf) No.513804706
>>513804580 (OP)
I steal eggs from the supermarket. Haven't bought any eggs or groceries in almost 3 years now.

I am free.
Anonymous (ID: IzLYJWrJ) United States No.513804787
>>513804580 (OP)
Op has devolved to drinking chicken cum
Anonymous (ID: ZnNIdcqd) United States No.513804878
>>513804580 (OP)
This is the most creative post in pol right now.
Good job.
Anonymous (ID: G6Larrto) Russian Federation No.513804900 >>513805043 >>513805077 >>513805129 >>513805137 >>513805342 >>513805795
>>513804580 (OP)
>eats bugs
No it doesn't. It eats cabbage and grain
Retarded thread.
Anonymous (ID: 2ESYpUMR) United States No.513805043
>>513804900
To be fair, chickens eat damn-near ANYTHING. They're nature's lil garbage disposals
Anonymous (ID: kJ4OT4rh) United States No.513805077 >>513805280
>>513804900
Shut the fuck up nigga they eat bugs and worms all the time
Anonymous (ID: b7kuDDp5) Brazil No.513805129 >>513805795
>>513804900
>in Russia chickens are vegan
Grim.
Anonymous (ID: hsUFj1dn) United States No.513805137
>>513804900
Free range chickens eat bugs mice lizards. Haven’t seen a spider in years. They are amazing
Anonymous (ID: sWbftMwQ) United Kingdom No.513805138
>>513804580 (OP)
>chicken milk
Anonymous (ID: mnLrfSk4) Iceland No.513805280
>>513805077
They also eat small rocks to help with digestion
Anonymous (ID: 8fZgCWg+) No.513805342
>>513804900
lmao they eat literally everything that moves, they eat lizards and small snakes all the time, let them out sometime
Anonymous (ID: 4mMYON6L) United States No.513805701 >>513805885
>>513804580 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: oRezM7IK) United States No.513805781
>>513804580 (OP)
Look at all the bots in this thread, jealous of real men who can own livestock.
Anonymous (ID: hQue/lkn) Czech Republic No.513805795
>>513804900
in russia the cabbage eats the chicken!

>>513805129
lel
Anonymous (ID: oRezM7IK) United States No.513805885
>>513805701
Chickens.
The heroes we need, but do not deserve.
Anonymous (ID: gDWkD95d) United States No.513806219
I lost 2 of my favorite chickens 3 days ago because of the heat wave and forgetting to turn on their misters or open their run so they could hide under the trees. It was all my fault bros, they trusted me. I still feel like shit about it
Anonymous (ID: uCZ6wpSk) United States No.513806396
>>513804580 (OP)
Chickens make milk now?