why he didnt stobbit
man attacks police officer with a straw
then the police officer shoots 12 bullets at him
the man requires all 12 bullets before going down
its a mystery
Anonymous
(ID: KjKD+JLJ)
8/23/2025, 10:49:23 PM
No.513815432
Should’ve used non lethal force
Anonymous
(ID: uGZoGAUv)
8/23/2025, 10:50:47 PM
No.513815518
>>513815305 (OP)
It's called suicide and considering your flag you should know that.
Anonymous
(ID: qeTA9JXE)
8/23/2025, 10:50:53 PM
No.513815524
>>513817728
>>513815305 (OP)
Jordan Peterson has really fallen off!
Anonymous
(ID: /VakwGwZ)
8/23/2025, 11:05:51 PM
No.513816538
>>513817455
Probably chronic pain and shitty pajeet doctor who cannot find anything wrong
Anonymous
(ID: 4PmVAZJs)
8/23/2025, 11:07:26 PM
No.513816649
>>513816974
>>513815305 (OP)
Man I shot a guy and it made a huge fountain of blood instantly, stopped him in his tracks. I dunno how that's even possible.
Anonymous
(ID: 0D5zihoZ)
8/23/2025, 11:07:57 PM
No.513816677
Probably doped up on adrenaline. If you're swinging a stick at a cop with a gun in your face your heart is beating at least 120+
Anonymous
(ID: 0D5zihoZ)
8/23/2025, 11:09:18 PM
No.513816782
Fuck, I almost forgot, I gotta do the meme
>9mm lol
Anonymous
(ID: uQPTIDTN)
8/23/2025, 11:09:34 PM
No.513816804
>>513815305 (OP)
that shirt would suggest he could be ex special forces.
Anonymous
(ID: Qrc1+4sQ)
8/23/2025, 11:10:36 PM
No.513816874
>>513817253
>>513817305
>>513815305 (OP)
Based stick-man being ungovernable.
>>513815305 (OP)
hahahah you can see it in his face he felt like the terminator in this moment. probably the greatest moment in his entire life... then he had to use his lungs to breath
Anonymous
(ID: CErwCiUE)
8/23/2025, 11:12:05 PM
No.513816974
>>513816649
They were all lung shots. You can see the moment ha has to inhale he folds like a paper crane
Anonymous
(ID: uGZoGAUv)
8/23/2025, 11:12:45 PM
No.513817021
>>513816890
He had to use his lungs to breath before????
Anonymous
(ID: V+qwsB6v)
8/23/2025, 11:16:25 PM
No.513817258
>>513817465
>>513817639
>>513816890
Honestly kind of sad , i never get used to that and i never will be. I wonder what his life was like, what were his hopes and dreams were? Like what went through his mind ? did he ever regret falling down knowing that his end was near ?
Anonymous
(ID: hA8dSDx4)
8/23/2025, 11:16:59 PM
No.513817305
>>513816874
He wasn’t based he was a democrat
Anonymous
(ID: FzOtu4JN)
8/23/2025, 11:19:09 PM
No.513817455
>>513816538
Hey Bryan,
Still angry about being poor I see. Make sure my rent payment comes on time this month or you're out.
Anonymous
(ID: u185Xcwl)
8/23/2025, 11:19:16 PM
No.513817465
>>513817639
>>513817258
He wanted to die anon isn't it obvious?
Anonymous
(ID: nsu5z2Hn)
8/23/2025, 11:20:02 PM
No.513817510
Couldn’t he have aimed for the legs instead? The guy clearly needed help and the system failed him. Many such cases
Anonymous
(ID: kyNtgCnS)
8/23/2025, 11:22:13 PM
No.513817639
>>513817465
>>513817258
He wanted to die but I would imagine he immediately regretted it. Thousands of years of biological impulse isn't going to change just because you feel think about nothing but suicide. And what might've felt like the greatest thrill of his life in a mere 3 seconds felt like the worst pain imaginable as his own lungs imploded.
Anonymous
(ID: ORWnVWdV)
8/23/2025, 11:27:10 PM
No.513817955
In that one Roy Stodgers the cop does a good job at first by holding fire and waiting until 666 the anti-boomer host of a thousand boomer demons (probably from the TV screen) raises his assault stick and then Stodgers deftly disarms and desticks the possessed boomer Kyle-Style with a nifty blam’o. But then with the contorted boomer face screaming at him advancing, with the sound of a shot probably adding to his anxiety Ossifer Stodgers’s nipsy twitches into spasms and he just lets rip with a STOBBIT LEAVE ME ALONE JUS’ STOBBIT barrage of fire, Ameripig style and it’s game over for 666 boomer as the TV demons escape through the many bullet holes in his crunchy boomer skeletal body. Good first shot though Stodgers, pity you hadn’t had a tougher life and also kept fit or you’d have known that one crack to that admittedly horrible fave would have knocked boomer clean out. Horrible situation (been there many times) horrible ending.
8/23/2025, 10:47:38 PM
No.513815305
>>513815518
>>513815524
>>513815779
>>513816649
>>513816804
>>513816874
>>513816890
