Thread 513820339

>2017 Oumuamua 1st interstellar object ever recorded, has improbable shape, no tail, comes by very slow, random unexplained acceleration as it leaves, comes extremely close to our sun, name means "Scout"

>2025 3i/Atlas unexpectedly large, strange coma, emitting light from the front, zero gas presence, unprecedented starting point of entry to solar system, will come extremely close to Mars, fastest object ever recorded, 5 degrees from perfect solar system plane alignment, possible radioactive nuclear center, James Web photos from Aug 6 held by NASA, won't make public for 90 days

Meanwhile the US is federalizing police forces and putting National Guard in every major city by dates coinciding with 3i's closest approach to earth.

It's probably nothing, bros. Just a "comet" the size of Manhattan with zero comet characteristics. Oh, and it's speeding up without gravitic interference or the release of any propellants

>>513820339 (OP)
>name means "Scout"
oh yeah? did it name itself?

OM's 2017 path

>>513820471
Named by clever people

>>513820339 (OP)
Space niggers tongue my anus.

>>513820339 (OP)
Is it really speeding up though what evidence is there?

>>513820339 (OP)
>Oh, and it's speeding up without gravitic interference or the release of any propellants
i thought it was slowing down.

it would take thousands of years to reach us from the next system if it was going the speed its going now. This is just hope porn thinking we will get to see something interesting and be put our of our misery or something

>>513822239
>what evidence
SCIENCE evidence.

>>513820339 (OP)
I heard some reptoids talking about January.

>>513820339 (OP)
Can't you stay on /x/ with your schizo shit? This isn't political. It's a space rock that nobody can do anything about. It's gonna fly by and leave the system and you'll pretend that was the obvious outcome until the next big media hoax. You people are so fragile and susceptible to the dumbest shit. You should be kept in a zoo.

>>513820339 (OP)
>2017 Oumuamua
>no tail
0/10 I guess

>>513820339 (OP)

Tl;dr: This thing might only be odd because we can comprehend so little because our logical human horizon is so little.

The biggest problem with anything outside of our planet is, that we are slaves to our 'human' logic so we can't fathom much out of our 'systematic' thinking patterns

Think about it: Can we even have 'unique' or better 'original' thoughts that aren't just deviations of things we've seen, heard or conceived? Even mathematics, which is a completely human thing - because it is pure logic - is a deviation of real-world variations.

Anyways, the point is that this thing might be completely normal outside of our solar system or anything we could perceive up till now.

That said, it can still be something strange, but the possibility it isn't is actually way higher.

>>513822830
thanks chat gpt

>>513822613
It's obviously space niggers, a kike at Harvard said so, so it must be true. This is your chance to ascend. Buy some black Nikes, chop off your balls, and catch the ayyy train to the next realm.

>>513820471
>>513820783
It was named after the observatory that discovered it. Interstellar Object 3 by Atlas Observatory

>where are the Epstein files

>>513822830
this is why you're a second world country, no imagination. you'll never even entertain the idea that life could exist outside this planet until it shows up and beats you to death with their dick

>>513822613
the military being moved and martial law being enacted is a bit political don't you think? also /pol/ isn't about politics (that's /news/) but about any post which proclaims an opinion which could be classified as "not pc" meaning any opinion which should not be uttered in polite society or at the dinner table.

>>513820339 (OP)
Hello anons. I am an alien on my way to earth. We are looking for volunteers to get on our ship. I hope you will consider this great opportunity! We have been traveling for 80 light years and getting pretty hungry. see you soon

>>513823001
Ayys don’t real and if they do they can’t get here and if they can they already know what’s here so the trip is pointless because they can recreate anything found here.

>>513823145
Fuck off, space niggers, we're full. You can crash on the moon.

>>513820339 (OP)
I saw a ship last week. Probably ours. It was night and shaped like a triangle. It had no lights or it's lights turned off and glided silently in the sky.

>>513820339 (OP)
It's fake and a psyop from the US government
They will "reveal proof of alien life", don't fall for it

>>513823333
Checked and oh shit

>>513823145
>how to cook with or for humans?

>>513820339 (OP)
AVI LOEB ALIEN PROBE URANUS

>>513820339 (OP)
>Just a comet the size of Manhattan with zero comet characteristics

I don't care nigga, not my problem.

>>513821913
Would it be gay or xenophilia?

>>513823476
>>513823333
That was the orbital bank that contains the rare counter-strike skins, hasn't landed in 15 years, new rotations of pilots fly in like Tom Cruise movies

>>513823001
Oh muttly….that’s exactly what happened to your African ancestors before they got abducted and made into slaves and raped by their white owners

it will reach mars' orbit in late december and will be in our solar system for several months after that.
There will be a lot of time to talk about it.

>>513820339 (OP)
>zero comet characteristics
3I/Atlas is the first comet we've seen that wouldn't have seen a star for billions of years. We're used to seeing water vapour blasted off of comets because that shit's more stable than other gasses. Atlas has been gathering trace elements of dust for longer than life has been on earth. The dust blowing off of the comet is a more volatile composition than the ice vapours we're used to seeing, so our scientists wouldn't know how to define what they're seeing. When news of this broke people were shitting their pants over aliens because there were puffs of dust around this thing and not water, therefore ALIENZ. It just took people a little while of analyzing the mystery to come to a conclusion about this thing's history.

It's a comet.
Everyone will agree that it was a comet after it's passed us.
You will agree too.

Avi Loeb will probably say some dumbass goy shit like "oh it's speeding up" yeah our solar system is moving away from it which will happen in december.
Avi Loeb will say some shit like "donate to my radio antenna".
Avi Loeb in 2026 will write some book about some retarded signal he saw.

>>513820710
So it was a spaceship sent on a scouting mission, but i “went back” a totally wrong way so it wont get back home. Go back to /x/
>captcha is 8N0V make of that what you will

>>513824390
im feeling sleepy anon
are you feeling sleepy?
i think we should all get some sleep

>>513820339 (OP)
>there is a rock in space that could be a rock
>bit if it isnt a rock, it’s a spaceship created by aliens, and so it means they are here to kill earth because thats what an intelligent alien would do because the movies

>>513824142
>There will be a lot of time to talk about it.

>mfw it makes a sudden turn toward Earth where it then stops near the moon and emits a giant cross made of light

>>513824390
do you think our solar system is actually travelling across the galaxy like a spaceship? It really makes no sense, everything about space is treated like we are motionless and still, us travelling in space never seems to be calculated, or is it? Because the "science" makes no sense. Even when talking about this 3atlas object, everything is discussed in a way where Earth seems still, motionless and flat or something not in our standard model.

Everything is fake and gay.

This is a planned event. Oh no, hostile aliens "attack" so "good aliens" will save us (i.e. they're using this shit as disclosure even though aliens have already been here. It's all part of a plan)

>>513820339 (OP)
Perhaps in a few billion years when humanity is extinct an advanced civilization will come across our stone age technology.

https://archive.org/details/the-farthest-voyager-in-space

>>513820471
It was written on the side

Bump, I want to believe

>>513820339 (OP)
>>513820710
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>>513822485
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>>513825134
Those of you itt who don’t understand just how easy it is for corrupt governments and powerful institutions/entities to propagandize entire societies should watch this immediately:
>Meet Edward Bernays, Master of Propaganda:
https://www.corbettreport.com/meet-edward-bernays-master-of-propaganda/

…And thats just the tip of the ice(((berg))). If you approach the rabbithole with a mentality of genuine interest in learning the truth about this reality and your place in it, (you) will inevitably arrive at the topic of flat earth.

Protip: every single answer to literally any and all flat earth related questions you may have can be found in this pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/jk2hAdmh

You can also use the 4plebs search function to find FE posts made in the past
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/text/Flat%20earth/

for those itt who are unaware:
space is fake and gay, the magical spinning cartoon ball earth is fake and gay. we literally live in God's snow globe and every decision (you) make has immense meaning and significance. change your ways and start living correctly. dont fall for the nihilism meme and dont fall for any of the religion memes. you can look at life as either a test or a game but whatever you do, dont look at it as meaningless. BE A GOOD PERSON AND LIVE BY THE GOLDEN RULE ALWAYS! also stop jerking off you pathetic littel squirtboys; your life will drastically improve when abstaining from degeneracy.

>>513820710
>>513822239
>>513822485
>>513824778
>>513825134
The world is owned and controlled by a small handful of literal satanists, eugenicists and psychopaths. They want to bring suffering, misery and death upon humanity. Above all else they want your soul. They will do anything and everything in their power to convince (you) to become materialistic and nihilistic so that you become easy to control and manipulate (thats the primary objective of the heliocentric model). If youre convinced there is no metaphysical nature to reality, it is easier for them to convince you to sin and commit atrocities for them. For lurkers itt who are unaware of this fact and new to learning about how this world actually works start here:

THE ELITE, ROYAL BLOODLINES, BILL GATES & THE EUGENICS IDEOLOGY:
https://www.corbettreport.com/bigoil
https://www.corbettreport.com/who-is-bill-gates-full-documentary-2020

THE FEDERAL RESERVE:
https://corbettreport.com/federalreserve

CONSPIRACIES RESOURCES:
https://www.corbettreport.com/bestof
https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/70qvx7/updated_list_of_proven_conspiracies_and_hidden
https://unlimitedhangout.com
https://www.thelastamericanvagabond.com
https://www.crrow777radio.com
https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/tkelly6785757

SHADOWBANNED FLAT EARTH VIDS/RESOURCES:
https://pastebin.com/jk2hAdmh

NukeHOAX:
https://vimeo.com/331671526

Germs/viruses:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/joZF7GsUmbfd

HIV/AIDS:
https://youtu.be/8BXxXcIYY_Q

CovidHOAX:
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/448646795/#448671181

EVOLUTION:
https://youtu.be/rXexaVsvhCM
https://youtu.be/DtCIp9sgiE0
https://youtu.be/xDvKD_z3OeQ
https://youtu.be/vdSjyvIHVLw
https://youtu.be/cCk-b9GaY5k

SANDY HOOK:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/iazwAxgBtexC

Looking to perform your own tests/experiments to confirm or falsify the mainstream claims? (you) can start here:
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40375472/#40435656
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40375472/#40435684

You know, it's funny how these rock threads get so many well poisoners
>Epstein fags
>Flat earth fags
>Christ fags
>Space is fake fags
>Blue beans fags

>>513824142
>path of the solar system
relative to what? sirius?