Thread 513820987

Do you believe in the septum ring theory, /pol/?

The theory that I think it's ugly because they put me in mind of bulls? That is definitely true, yes.

>>513820987 (OP)
I believe that septum ring theory rustles their jimmies

>>513820987 (OP)
No. It's just a trend.

>>513821157
It does, hence why we keep saying it. You should see some of the meltdowns these bluehairs go through.

>>513820987 (OP)
Whats the theory, op?

>>513820987 (OP)
That girls with septum rings do anal on the first date? It's not a theory it's well established fact.

>>513820987 (OP)
I believe the theory. In fact I have seen some irl.

Women with piercings and tattoos are easy but usually their pussy stinks. It's not a secret.

>>513820987 (OP)
It means her pimp is Jewish.

>>513820987 (OP)
It generally holds true.

>>513820987 (OP)
Have you ever met a rational person with a respectable career that has a septum piercing?
>tattoo artists don’t count because that isn’t a respectable career

A girl with a septum piercing gave me the best head of my life

Short bangs are an equally consistent signal

>>513820987 (OP)
I believe in “boot to the face” theory as a resolution to this

>>513821533
Didn't your daddy tell you to never stick your dick in crazy?

>>513820987 (OP)
The nose ring is actually a symbol of submission and they are subconsciously expressing their turmoil caused by lack of domination from a male. They can't express their desire to submit because of the feminist ideology they are inculcated with is contrary to it.

>>513821640
This makes a lot of sense. What does it imply then about the males who have them?

>>513821796
It means they are flaming faggots

Septums are the symbol of „i had no dad and i let everyone Fuck my pussy“ Mentality. Still i had a Gf who has a septum but i only fucked her a few times but she was really Hot. Crazy Ass bitch sucked my dick in Public but i hated her as a Person.

>>513820987 (OP)
septum rings are actually huge GREEN flag for me, i can immediately tell the woman is going to be into cool music and art

>>513821796
Men with septum piercings are the same as the women. They tend to scream less, though, and condescendingly smile more.

>>513821291
all bpd girls do it’s how they hook unsuspecting prudes and autists into their domming cycle

The only girl that ever showed any attention on me attention had a septum piercing and i ruined it by ghosting her because i was insecure

>>513820987 (OP)
>>513821157
>>513821221
>>513821298
>>513821522
I believe that septum rings trigger /pol/

>>513821640
sounds accurate

I had a one night stand with a girl with septum ring, her face is hella mid but her body is 9/10.
One of the best sex ever, I believe you guys should try it and treat as one night stand instead dating them for real
Also don't forget to wear protection

The only girl that ever showed any attention on me had a septum piercing and i ruined it by ghosting her because i was insecure

>>513821219
>It’s a trend
It’s Jews

>>513822332
So her septum ring made you the pussy instead. Interesting. It's like woke radiation.

I believe in the theory that Epstein was smuggled out of prison in the dead of night

>>513822381
They're just ugly women, anon.
close your eyes. just don't look at them nigga

>>513820987 (OP)
Such people don't exist for me. Not as humans i.e.

>waah I was molested once
Should've lit your ass on fire bitch.

>>513820987 (OP)
What's the theory?

All I know is I wanna chubby girl with massive tits with a septum ring so I can treat her like my big cow slut

>>513822741
If you have a septum ring, there is a very high likelihood that you're also a blue-haired, overweight feminazi who is an eternal victim.

It’s just jewellery. I’ve seen all kinds of people with it.

>>513820987 (OP)
septum ring theory
Is really just the coefficient whore model
Which is really just part of simp culture

>>513822741
>What's the theory?
daddy touched them
but most of them don't even have dads because they were raised by single mothers
genzniggers are retarded as fuck

>>513820987 (OP)
On pigs? Yes.

>>513822929
Moms boyfriends touched them lol

>>513820987 (OP)
>Slaves in ancient times were given the same piercing so that other slave owners knew they were someones property
LOL, fuckin retarded whores. but, if shes got the trifecta of
>Septum ring
>Colored hair
>Tatted up
You just know she can suck and fuck like a pornstar so she good to go, just dont give her your number.

>>513822409
Pigs and cattle have nose rings so the symbolism is palpable

>>513822409
This is a great meme
But aren’t all tattoo ideas stupid

>>513823125
Yeah, nothing gets my motor running like a fat ugly bitch who can't stop shrieking about Gaza.

>>513820987 (OP)
>cosmetic acupuncture tell

Provides constant stimulus and directly distracts others' gaze— so they can more easily lie.

>>513823489
>so they can more easily lie
doesn't make any sense at all
birds fly
fish swim
women lie
if you don't know this already, you're almost too stupid to live

>>513823392
LMAO, I had a little filipino spinner gf a few years back who had the trifecta, she wasn't fat but, she was a major pot head and admitted to me 50 bodies )so we can assume at least 100), that fuckin whore would suck my cock on demand and anywhere I told her to, long story short I had a pregnancy scare with her and had to dip.
>I miss cumming down her throat in random parking lots

>>513821796
While the woman is essentially normal but twisted by outside forces, the man is an abnormal freak and enabled by the depraved external influences.

>>513822472
your country has the most septum rings per capita, and chopped bangs with doodle tattoos. the women in your country are atrocious anon

>>513824282
>getting some whores pussy tatted on his arm
Is this that the Simp Master?

>>513820987 (OP)
what's the theory?

>>513825036
daddy issues

>>513821625
if ur daddy followed his own rules, you would not be here today

>>513824632
Lion Kangz IV, Return of the Simpa

>>513820987 (OP)
I know it's the mark of a degenerate, similar to tattoos, however I won't lie, it makes me see them as breeding sows, so it's hot in the

>I see you as nothing more but a hole to inseminate and force babies out of

Kind of way, basically they cease being human in my mind. Can't even entertain the thought of wife material.

The real septum ring theory is that pasty nerd boys who say they want trad wives actually want to fuck and tame all the independent artsy outspoken women

>>513821302
This
Why are they nasty on purpose didn’t something happen in her youth

>>513820987 (OP)
I'm a dude whose had a septum piercing since 2002. Every chick doing it is gay and annoying and I actively mock them.

>>513822160
>and condescendingly smile more.
Now that you mention it they are always like this.

>>513822223
Men don’t cheat he gets experience for her
That’s what they want
She stays clean because that’s what we want
We fuvk hies and skills for that’s what she wants

>>513826365
do you have giant ear gauges too? kek

>>513825036
People with nose rings make their trauma into their personality.

>>513820987 (OP)
>septum ring theory

If by that you mean I ignore anything a person says when they have one, then yes.

>>513826451
trvke

>>513820987 (OP)
I've only fucked one girl with a septum piercing and it was the same night I met her.

>>513822111
A dangerous, sad road to trod down fren.

>>513820987 (OP)
It's obviously true.
Body modification, tattoos are associated with drug use, alcoholism, high body counts, cheating.
Women with noes rings are trash. Can't make a house wife out of a hoe.

>>513826169
>Tame

Lol, lmao even, that's a good one, such cuckold thinking, absolutely fucking disgusting

>>513820987 (OP)
>the septum ring theory
Explain it for us boomers.

>>513825911
I love a good hucow slut. I wanna crucify this one and have an entire legion of Roman soldiers take her.

>>513827893
read the thread gramps

>>513822381
>replying to multiple people at once like an upset child

Yup.

>>513827950
It seems to be something about whores and retards.

>>513821302
Need to find a pierced up girl then. Take the stinkypill anons

>>513826259
>didn’t something happen in her youth
This is a bullshit excuse. Plenty of people, myself included, had shitty childhoods and teen years. You don't get to be a broken nasty bitch because you had your naughty bits touched as a kid. Stop letting people act bad and using their childhood as an excuse to do so. It's absolute bullshit.

>>513828151
also jews, niggers and jeets. didn't even have to read the thread.

>>513821302
This is true. They have bacterial vaginosis

>>513820987 (OP)
>nose ring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEejEAt5-ug

>>513821640
I asked a woman, why do women get those nose rings? she said, because I think they look cool

>>513820987 (OP)
This isn't political

tattoos and piercings outside of the ear, belly button, and nipples make a woman instantly invisible to me, as if I saw her walking around holding a niglet

>>513829071
Funny does the opposite for me.

>>513828240
its really only women who get away with it

>>513828240
>You don't get to be a broken nasty bitch
That's where you're wrong. I mean, you're right in that some fucked-up person should not get away with taking his bullshit out on others, but it's some shit some people never get through and it fucks up their whole lives.

Fucked mine up, for sure.

>>513829283
And they shouldn't. Child abuse is and has always been widespread and guess what? You're supposed to use those experiences to get tougher and more orderly, not less. By becoming weaker all we do is make more child abuse more likely. Ironically when we use our bad experiences as children to become stronger, better people, we also make child abuse less likely to further continue. By acting weak and degenerate and using abuse as an excuse, we enable the problem.

>>513820987 (OP)
They wear them as a signifier they like to be led like cattle.

>>513829559
Unless Ed Gein was your babysitter, you have no excuse. People in the past who built civilization and crafted the mighty world we now occupy didn't tolerate excuses like that. You ultimately craft the world you live in. These bitches don't have to be nympho sluts, they choose that because it's the easy lazy way out from taking responsibility for their own lives. And when they're 50+ years old, they're going to wish they did things my way. Because time will make a fool of you eventually. Imagine those BBL sluts when they're 70 years old. How do they think that's going to look? They don't think, because they don't want to think, but anyone with 70 IQ can imagine what a 70yo woman with a BBL is gonna look like.

>>513821291
>YOLO

I once walked in a lesbian bar unknowingly and everyone had a bullring

>>513828012
>le basedjak
you seem triggered

LMAO fucking retards.

More fun for me I guess.

>>513821640
Take note folks, this post is what you get when an ESL pooskinned thirdie subhuman tries to speak like a human

ugly or mentally ill woman do this

>>513821278
well there's probably more than one theory, but my theory is that it marks them as only good for buttfucking in a McDonalds parking lot on a slow night under a fake name

>>513820987 (OP)
what is the theory?

>>513834764
1 nose ring = 1 respect

>>513820987 (OP)
I swipe left on every bitch with a septum ring.
IDC. If I don't get a date I'll just rent ling ling at the Chinese massage parlor to take care of me.

>>513821640
Based and factual

>>513822223

BPD truke. Happened to me.

>>513820987 (OP)
>Do you know what would look better on your nose?
>THE BAR
picrel is what i think of every time i see someone with one of these giant rings

>>513821302
Because piercings and alternative styles are a lazy way of screaming for attention.
Traditionally attractive women have the least tattoos and piercings because they don't need them. 6/10 girls sometimes get one to make themselves a little bit more noticeably.
3, 4, and 5/10 girls will often get full tat sleeves and multiple facial piercings desperately trying to both distract from their actual appearance and also become noticeable.

Everybody is talking septum rings on women but i know a guy with a ring on his nose. He isn't a faggot either, quite weird and snorts a lot of coke

>>513835389
Yeah well he's a fucking faggot too.

>>513820987 (OP)
All girls with septum rings want to be pounded like a piece of meat. If they don't get rough vicious sex on a regular basis, they go berserk.

>>513822496
Sorry to break it to you but Epstein at this point is a red herring that you cannot smoke and eat

>>513820987 (OP)
>theory
Which theory would that be? As with many external social or physical alterations, be it piercings, tattoos, earrings, jewelry etc, its hard to make broad swaths or generalizations. I don’t get it but if it is something and individual enjoys, great. If someone gets one to gain attention or garner social acceptance that is just kind of sad. Just can't judge a book by its cover.

That they give good head?
Absolutely

They are all lesbians. Haven’t been wrong yet.

A good chance to get an STD.

>>513820987 (OP)
She'll do ass?

>>513820987 (OP)
You have to be tarded in the first place to get one, tards are gonna tard

The time is closer when people are reverting to things like this.

>>513820987 (OP)
Soifoid

These people are hilarious in physical altercations. Just grab the fucker and pull them around by it because the tip of the nose has tons of nerve endings. Also good for causing uncontrollable sneezing fits.