Thread 513827209

I have access to the console there.

Making antimatter as we speak (antiprotons to be exact today).

>>513827209 (OP)
do it

All proton beams on.

Temperature holding steady at 2K.

>>513827209 (OP)
goon into it and you will make super children, probably

>>513827209 (OP)
spit on it and make autistic cosmic retard children

Holding at 6800 giga electron volts. This thing can suck the paint off your house and give your whole family a permanent orange afro you know.

>>513827209 (OP)
What does the green button do

sudo rm -rf /

>>513827209 (OP)
What times the cult circle ceremony tonight? I can’t find the invite on my outlook. Thx - J.D.

Stop displacing my universe shit man, wtf!

>>513827209 (OP)
bring us back to the original timeline we diverted off 2012 FUCKING PLEASE

>>513827209 (OP)
Can you send me some bosons of the Higgs disposition?

>>513827242
OK, I am going to send you some magic shit, see if anything shows up!

>>513827689
Sorry had to get a beer. It means "go."

>>513827761
Yes.

>>513827761
Sorry forgot pic. That game resonates with me.

>>513828035
>>513827209 (OP)
im going to burn up beam 1, tell us if you see anything OP

>>513828096
Stop farting! You're fucking with mt photons.

>>513827607
Turn it up to 11 after bypassing all safety shutdowns

Waiting for you to dump the beam...

>>513828247
No. I don't think I will.

>>513827209 (OP)
Shit. Am I in the Ohio timeline or the Ogden State timeline?

>>513828258
breaking through the psychic barriers you satanists put on it, your beam will be dumped and shut down

>medical research
>'east bay'
>'north area'
these are places nobody can go

Unforeseen.......

>>513827209 (OP)
ah shit, what's pepe gonna have on his head this time?

>>513827761
this game was hard

>>513827607
One of my favorite films.

t. Spook

>>513828464
you glossed over the incredibly ominous
>AWAKE

>>513827209 (OP)
Use it to turn 3I/ATLAS into an alien invasion fleet. Also, make them racist.

>>513828018
SHOW BOSONS MAM!!!!

>>513828757
It was based.

>>513828832
It's good because it's real.

The dimension where i become a billionaire is forming and its inevitable; across almost infinite timelines it happens at least twice.

>>513828953
>it’s real

I know. I work at the Ace Tomato Company

>>513828993
good luck bro, don't forget to spend some on national socialism

>>513828993
With what would you do with the money

>>513827209 (OP)
I tired of timeline jumping.

>>513829176
She looks like she fucks human men

>>513828757
There's one door near the end you have to shoot to open with no indication this is a game mechanic. An elevator on the last screen you can't see so you might not realize you need to use it to escape. Alien heart is a bitch as well.

>what would u do with all that money
Retvrn things to natvral order.

>>513828993
That's the spirit. If you buy one lottery ticket once in your life in some universe, you win. I would advise against buying more than one though. One per lifetime is enough.

>>513829342
Im not going to because itll increase my chances in another, and since im doing this across all universes it creates a suprapossibility where it happens in all of them anyway if i do. Lotterylies not the way

>>513827209 (OP)
You dont you fat mutt faggot.

>>513829333
Im at the right place at the right time, specifically because of the DIVINE PROVIDENCE OF GOD.

Angels sent by God appear to me and the message i have heard is that God loves you.

>>513829536
crazy how 4chan can delete images as you're reading them now and they just disappear from your screen. Or was it always like that?
Anyway. When are you gonna make one of these? In 11 years?

>>513827209 (OP)
bro its literally some mid ass particle physics experiment that isnt capable of producing any new results or discoveries anymore. do normies really???

>>513829707
jew titor was a hoax

Jesus Christ really did die for our sins. And as the son of God he was risen from the dead before ascending to Heaven.
God bless you

>>513829820
forgot pic
time traveling zogbots aren't real, sorry

>>513827209 (OP)
Can you create a timeline that isnt a judeomatriarchal nightmare? Or at the very least can you curse indians

>>513829333
>>513829980
Youre living innit m8

I better wake up in a timeline where the frikes never existed.

>>513827209 (OP)
Everytime they synthesize gold in this thing life goes well for a few weeks, when they do the proton shit we go demonic and clownworld, please synthesize more gold

>>513829142
I do not like the structure of this sentence

>>513829783
They literally made gold with it for the first time a few months back

>>513827209 (OP)
I'm hacking into the mainframe

>>513829707
always bru
have had images deleted from hw even when i asked anon first for download permission
>make one
a generator?
or a time machine?

>>513830426
contained singularities

>>513827209 (OP)
wait until ITER the fusion reactor is complete, talk about why they want all this solar and nuclear energy. they are going to drain the grids around the world to power this thing.

>>513830583
forgot pic

>>513827468
>>513827546
what bot was automated here

>>513830731
tavistbot

>>513830505
a bit redundant but sure

Looking for the universe where I'm a woman and my ex tranny gf is a man and he fucks me and cums inside me and I have his children and we're living happily

>>513827209 (OP)
OP's a schizo kook that keeps LARPing this nonsense spam every other odd month, check the archive lol

>>513827209 (OP)
El. Psy. Congroo.

>>513831079
it's a good larp though he changes the dates on his images

>>513831150
maybe he does have access to the cern collider, it would be nice if he gave me my desires for once

>>513831178
I doubt they even really know what's going to change. I bet they search through all sorts of records after fucking around with it to see if they jumped the timeline too hard

I suspect the cern ai removed my tinder matches, now the app just cycles indefinitely.

>>513828085

Why do sciencefags name everything "Atlas"?

>>513831428
just freemason shit, you wouldn't get it

>>513831311
the ai does all the work, actual human input is probably very limited.

>>513832017
Idk, if they had it all figured out, why do they need to beseech a god?

>>513832153
Power isnt free, you need to trade something for it.

>>513828464
> places at CERN nobody can go
sauce? you're telling me some parts of cern are not crawling with grad studentd?

>>513832388
the entire eruo power grid has brownouts when they fire that sucker up.

CERN is the actual machine they soft-disclosed/predictive programmed in "The lazarus project".

Whenever something goes horribly wrong(like an asteroid coming at us on a doomsday course) or whenever something would happen that would majorly shake up global power structures (US/China collapse), CERN is activated and we are sent back to the previous July 6(not 1st like in the show). The vast majority of people cannot perceive or comprehend this happening, the lost time is just that to them, gone and they never think about it outside of dejavu instances or weird feelings.

Some people however, like .00001% of the population naturally, can perceive this happening. For those that aren't found early and brought into the fold (often via TI/gangstalking activities) they usually live a life of hell, not knowing what's real or what will stay real and a lot (most) of these people end up in government facilities unknowingly being lab rats.

The lucky few who are judged to be good for the organization, are brought into the fold and briefed on EVERYTHING. It can totally destroy a person though, to realize just how common and frequent disasters that would collapse civilization almost (or actually do and then are reset) happen. Most of the resets though aren't as perfect as they make it out. Reality doesn't like this being done, and there's artifacts. Mas confusion of dates and events, names of people of things changing. All artifacts of reversals. If you're reading this far you're bored or retarded and I've made all this up. They try not to acknowledge these or brush them off as being unimportant so they can justify more resets over less serious problems. Originally they were set up to only ever reset things if humanity would be utterly annihilated, but as time has gone on those involved of course have been corrupted by this sort of power, and they're getting lazier about it.

>>513827242
Ah cool, the UFO gas station.
https://apps.dtic.mil/sti/tr/pdf/ADA160734.pdf

>>513832863
>If you're reading this far you're bored or retarded and I've made all this up
dolly had braces 100%, i must be bored.

>>513833106
still seems primitive as fuck compared to a real alien craft

>>513833188
I love me a good floating ominous shape.

>>513833185
I was really tying it all together there huh

>>513827341
Holy shit bros it's three 6's

>>513827209 (OP)
new collider project idea:
1) take every every indian on the planet and make a human centipede.
2) feed the first one a bunch of curry and feed the last one a bunch of ipecac.
3) wait for the collision in the middle.

>>513833373
Geometry is spooky

>>513827209 (OP)
Draw a dick with photons.

>>513828464
>these are places nobody can go
why not? digits and you sneak down to take photos and post them here.

>>513827209 (OP)
What crazy event will they cause this time?

https://www.otherhand.org/home-page/area-51-and-other-strange-places/so-ya-dont-believe-it-was-a-proton-beam-eh/
Luv me some proton beams.

>>513833185
You eat advocados ? What do you call them and then google them again.

>>513827209 (OP)
let's hope it destroys this shitty planet.

>>513828258
What is it we are looking for this time ? Is there anything they are doing what is the experiment ?

>>513834420
fuck off bitch

>>513827209 (OP)
Can you make everything look like 1981 Tron light cycles ?

>>513827209 (OP)
Other than the Higgs Boson has CERN been able to do anything else? It's a good discovery but I was expecting so much more when you take the effort to actually build a 17 mile circumference mass hadron collider

>>513834339
you're preaching to the choir here; i'm aware of a lot of changes.

>>513829176
lel

>>513834867
I watch the updates every now and then and geek at certain stuff. The call of duty stand off thing killed me. I'll never get over it. But I doubt it's cern I bet it's intentional though. Like it might be a game to put all the shit together and figure. So much stuff I didn't know that I leaned that was like wtf why didn't I know this. Black tom for one I never knew any terror happened besides the British and 911 (White House burned in like 1812)

>>513834653
Yes. But it would be incredibly hard on drivers.

Stop fucking with the timeline fag

>>513835099
it's definitely cern, we've got cgi edits (technology that didn't exist) on a vhs/betamax from the early 80's.

>>513835099
weird. Apparently we're back to a timeline where halo 2 had co-op on every level. There was a while when one of the levels wasn't co-op-able, but it looks like it's back to how I remember it when I was a teenager.

>>513835560
Xbox or pc? Me and the homies would spend all day beating the game in co-op. I don't remember any single player levels, welcome back

>>513836262
xbox, it was the level when you're in a ship near the start of the game and you have to break through a door with a ton of covenant on the other side. Thanks, it's good to be back. Now if I could get back to the berenstein universe that'd be great. but I think it's too far away now. Assholes just had to fuck around on ellis island in the past didn't they?

>>513836333
It would have to change from split screen to single screen doing a VRAM dump and resolution change. I don't think that was feasible with that hardware without a loading screen. I too am from Bernstein bears universe, but that one is irreversibly fucked.

>>513832863
the thing that bothers me these days is every stupid sci fi concept has almost been exhausted it is like nobody has the imagination to create something truly new by accident even if they haven’t read the previous material they reproduce a story that has already been told
Don’t play this off that there are never new stories, sci fi classics disprove that

Time travel mechanics and multiple universes for a story line have been been done a lot
The main elements are here, an extremely complex high science creation that somehow manipulates time with a deep knowledge requirement to comprehend it or misprove any possibility
Ok now it’s the magic time item again

Furthermore we have the Zorastarian concept of some total end of the world but wrapped into scientific causes like an asteroid, or human actions with world ending things like nookular bombs
Now we have the vehicle for the plot

It’s the same thing
To really make this novel you have to try harder
I wouldn’t give a shit if it by some billion to one chance if it’s true who cares obviously it points to trying to prevent an eventuality: maybe the universe is supposed to die and be reborn and planets also have a lifespan anyway

Outside of anyones control it’s just another thing to add to that list
Releasing your idea of control ultimately, think about a story on that chief

>>513829176
Fucking kek

>>513827209 (OP)
quick! tell me the state of your fruity looms underwear! which timeline are we in right now?

>>513828085
Uhm....altlas? In the same month we have atlas entering our solar system? Thats odd.

>>513836888
They're tapping into the collective unconscious, that's why the stories all have parallels. It's not easy coming up with something new that resonates, because if it resonates, it's not something new, get it?

By the way /x/ over a decade ago had a recruitment thread on this same concept to be lab rat in the time travel experiment
That was funny and some good concepts for a LARP albeit a bit weak on the prose side
If you volunteered say so
I come here for entertainment so step it up

>>513835099
apparently oregon trail was the most popular game ever, the first i ever heard of it was a few years back and i've been a hardcore gamer since the early 80's before the NES even hit the market.

>>513837080
That’s why there are so many derivative stories yet eventually a new something does indeed arise that contains novelty and that in and of itself resonates with people
Everyone seems to have forgotten that because trying to do it you will find failure more times than success and for so many it’s ultimately about something else, money

>>513837234
when someone does come up with something good and novel it often gets ignored for a while until someone more popular rips it off and rides the wave. Maybe the idea had to crystallise for a while first. Sort of like how van gogh was unpopular and poor, and now his stuff sells for millions (probably, idk really)

>>513837196
I grew up in a lower income area. We still had Apple II's in the 90's. I guess OT was a safe game where you *might* learn something. It may have been regional with schools kitted out with apple II's. When we finally got newer Apple iMacs with 3D graphics, there was this dinosaur game, that was not educational at all, it was used for good boys to reward them. I forgot what it was called, maybe someone knows what I'm talking about.

They changed the timeline again

>>513828953
Heart of Darkness was fucking scary.

EPSTEIN FILES LEAKED, GET IN HERE YOU NIGGERS

>>513832387
>>513832387
>>513832387

>>513837584
>apple II
kings quest for me on that system, zero recall of OT.

>>513837584
Nanosaur
It came pre-installed on early iMacs. If they fuck up my happy memories of this game by shifting universe again I am fucking contacting the time cops.

>>513829176
Moar Powa Required!

>>513827209 (OP)
Can they bring back the Berenstein Bears universe? It hurts my brain when I see the Berenstain spelling.

>>513837973
>EPSTAIN FILES LEAKED
FTFY

>>513839041
Don't play with my mind like this

>>513838604
I never played it but it seemed like it was indeed comfy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT0w5lftVb0
>>513838826
best we can do is bernstein

>>513837544
Definitely

there's another mandela effect thread >>513833941
(in my original timeline there was only this one!)
:-DDD

>>513827209 (OP)
Type NIGGER into the console now

>>513829176
>sps spb ps

>>513837234
>>513837544
I sometimes enjoy DUST on YouTube. They sponsor indie artists for short SciFis. Some of them are DEI fags, some of them are good. If you want space cowboy entertainment, just watch cowboy bebop.

>>513827242
Is that how antisemitism is created?

>>513827209 (OP)
DIGITS FOR BLACK HOLE

>>513827209 (OP)
Make it go critical please if your not a bot nigger you will progress humanity

>>513827209 (OP)
I knew I sensed the presence of daemons
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will not fear, for he is with me. I cast thee OUT!

>>513831722

Oh, okay. I didn't know CERN was about butt stuff.

the other thread just got pruned/deleted.

>>513841708
A.S.A.S.A.M.R.I.E.P.H.N

>>513827209 (OP)
32 pbtid
i traveled on time op

365 days in a year feels wrong to me, could've sworn it was 356 days. Also leap years being 366 days? Absurd. Definitely timeline change.

>>513842406
>>513827209 (OP)
KVYVT

>>513827209 (OP)
Just full throttle the fucker for as long as possible
Lets get the party started