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ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)

ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT
>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

>>513827544 (OP)
Gay ass fist bump

>>513827544 (OP)
ty baker

>>513827544 (OP)
TYB and good evening anons

>>513827544 (OP)
Why is the Official OPL's twitter nothing but dinner reposts? And water? Lol

Comfy bingo

>>513827923
>Why is the Official OPL's twitter nothing but dinner reposts?
Water is a new one, but the dinner posts are weekly.

>>513827544 (OP)
Thanks, and checked!

>First Shift Updates
Dan still cross-dressing as Ashleigh

>Guy with machete who got tased
Interview with the black female officer who tased him
She has zero charisma when talking about the situation in a monotone voice
Ashley said they found a gun, cop has no clue
>Video from Slidell, LA
K9 pulled over pickup with bad brake lights and broken windshield
Found $1500 in steaks
Ashley said the cops "grilled" the passenger "The sirloin was purloined" - come on Ashleigh...
Wal-Mart policy prevents them from putting them back on the shelves, so it was donated to the local fire department

>>513828218
I wonder if Higginbottom won?

>>513828541
Good question. I also wonder why his wrangler didn't cut the sausage into bite sized pieces too.

>>513828520
>Found $1500 in steaks
There must have been a hive of shoplifters gathered around the meat fridge to get 40 packages of meat out.

this baton rouge negress isnt as hot as serenity but she's still fine

Good evening, folks. It’s been quite some time since I last checked in and I’ve got a question for you. Does anyone have information on that deplorable officer from Nye County? Over a year ago, this individual brazenly approached a homeowner, violently threw him through his own front window without any justification, and then had the audacity to shift the blame onto the victim. I’m curious to know what became of this person. If you have any details, why don’t you… have a seat and share them with us?

She dresses in the color of the trash bin she is digging through. It is her camo.

>>513828541
>I wonder if Higginbottom won?
yes

No Dan!

>>513828752
She always used to, no?

>>513829631
Not sure and she hasn't posted lately

>>513829438
Cool.

>>513829631
>>513829718
People get real fucking sick of helping the invalid.

/LPB/ reporting in

>>513829776
>People get real fucking sick of helping the invalid.
not cutting his sausages is kinda cruel though

>>513829794
Hello fren!

>>513829718
I wish I was retarded.

>>513830144
no joke, being retarded sounds fucking great

>>513830144
Good news, Fren!

ashleigh better send us on vacation with a banger ep

>>513830201
Thank you. I've been working on becoming more retarded in my daily life.

This better be good.

I’m so fucking excited bros

>>513830801
It won't be. I only watch this show as part of my retardmaxxing regimen.

I missed the last three shows (I should have gotten home yesterday and only missed two but they cancelled my flight)
I missed you guys more than the show itself
I also miss Nye County

>>513828086
awesome, my body is ready

>>513830885
BASED

>>513830195
It does sound great, but I'm unable to find someone to prepare cut up pancakes for me as of yet.

Anyone have a new vlc stream link? Looks like my bcovlive link from months ago isn't working any more. Many thanks bros

>>513830911
Checked. The threads are always better than the show.

murder suspect. maybe we will get a good final ep for 2 weeks

Oh shit just in time, are there any stream links?

>>513831007
Yeah that's been broken a couple weeks now
Top link has been good for me tonight

Legal for the cop to text and GPS, you get a $400 fine if you do it because you're not on "official business"

>>513831007

https://fl3.moveonjoy.com/REELZ/index.m3u8
https://apollo.production-public.tubi.io/live/ac-reelz.m3u8

step 1: open VLC, CTRL-N
step 2: paste link
step 3: ???
step 4: profit)

To copy a unique URL for your browser session you can also use the following method:

Go https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/
Hit F12, Network Tab
Start player
Scroll down the list of new connections and filter by m3u8
Right-click, Copy, URL
Paste into VLC

Fuck yeah, lets start with watching a cop drive around for multiple minutes

>>513831132
let's be honest it's probably a good thing the average american gets fiend and knows not to do it because the average american is literally a fucking retard NPC incapable of multiprocessing

Did you guys see that bad guy almost hit me? Anyways better keep driving.

dog treat: given

>>513831172
>fucking retard NPC incapable of multiprocessing
Nobody is really capable of efficiently "multiprocessing", it's just a degree of how much worse you do each thing.

Fucking county units can suck a fuck fucking assclowns.

Today when I was driving home from a vacation, there was a cop who was following a car
The cop turned on his lights and tried to pull him over, but he just kept going for about a mile before finally pulling over
I wish I could have found out what drugs that guy was hiding...

Also, wrong-side driving is fun

>>513831152
>https://fl3.moveonjoy.com/REELZ/index.m3u8
Based thanks anon

action packed start

So I live in CO and have never seen a 76 here, but I visited the PNW pretty regularly and saw them everywhere. I thought it was just a PNW chain, but apparently they have them in SC, too? What's up with that? Just a coastie chain?

>>513831152
Thanks anon the moveon link seems to run much better than the old one. Extremely based

Also, this deputy is getting fucking pissed at his fellow deputies' driving lmfao

There sure is a shitload of irrelevant chatter being broadcast on the radio

this guy is gonna crash holy fuck shit fuckkkkkk

>>513831351
>>513831319

>>513831152
perfect, thank you anon.
Finally I'm able to join the comfy OPL threads again.

Why is it light still there? Im same time zone and its dark out

Sup bros. We gonna watch a nigger murderer get curbstomped??

>>513831166
I mean, I hate car shit too. But the fact that there's 90 of em chasing a murder suspect is at least kinda kino?

>>513831286
>He doesn't have an 8-core processor
ngmi

>>513831493
the show is on a 30 min delay

>>513831493
"Live"

Lemme guess
I dindu nuffin

>>513831490

happy to help Kraut

tonight I'm chowing on perogies, kielbasa and KRAUT

I will sue ya guys

WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO

HE WILL SUE YOU GUYS

>>513831493
Yeah, but the studio is in a different time zone.

always funny when niggers and white trash threaten to call "their" lawyer as if they can afford to put a lawyer on retainer

>I will sue you guys
WHAT DID I DO!?

>>513831517
Seems like a 40minute or longer delay.

Who could have guessed it would be a nigger?

>ankle bracelet on
>my lawyer's on the phone
>why yall chasin me?
>i'll sue yall
>yall don't have permission to film me
>i didn't know waz goin on
>what i do?
FATIGUE

>>513831628
He probably thinks the public defender is "his" attorney.

>MAAAANG
>AH WUH JUS SCURR'T!
>AH AIN'T UH-PROOV O' YO FREE PRESSES N SHEEIT!
Every time.

>>513831594
Anyone can record you or photograph you in public. It's kind of funny that there are people in the modern world who still don't understand this.

ankle monitor and car chase in first segment

>>513831661
maybe his PO

>>513831639
i feel like its around 30 but also the producers sometimes present things out of order and bend the timeline a bit to keep things flowing

>>513831594
fucking KEK!

>>513831639
there was an instance where the cops stopped someone sitting in a parking lot. he was doing homework that was due at midnight, and the delay was 27 minutes.

Wheres Dan?

>>513830949
'ankle bracelet', 'handcuffed and put in car'

It's gonna be good!

>>513831493
The first thing they show can often be something that happened well over an hour ago and after that there's usually a 30 minuteish delay

>>513831493
It's about 15 minutes delayed
But even right now, seems like they're still in twilight

>>513831762
>Wheres Dan?
on VAC

>>513831718
Well im directly north of richland sc and it pitch black out

>>513831762
He took a break now that Curtis is no longer Black and Missing.

>>513831762
>Wheres Dan?
on a 3 week vacation.

>>513831762
that IS Dan

>>513831762
he had super aids and died

>>513831762
Right here.

>beaner dyke cop
ew

Indianapolis and NYC are in the same time zone and the sun sets are 45 minutes apart.

>>513831762
Uhhmmm... It's Daniella now, Chud.

>>513831166
He was worth two bingo squares.

Cutie pie EMS lady

>>513831791
Yea i guess curvature, theyre a little behind me but its been dark here for atleast an hour....


Holy hell this guy

>I had multiple family members who have been killed by police
A family full of criminals
I can't say I'm surprised

>>513831777
Checked
>>513831791
It’s been dark on the east coast for like 45 min but cameras do have different filters that can make it seem lighter outside than it is.

>>513831885
indian spotted

Grounz?

niggers think being loud & uppity is persuasive

Yet another nigger who is scared of cops so he goes on a dangerous high speed chase

Wow I hate this nigger even more than most niggers

>>513831906
Wrong

Oh so NOW he's okay with the camera?

If Rizzo wasn't there, it would have been the ideal lineup. Solid start with our friend over here having a meltdown as well.

Shame about the tattoos

>the cops are chasing me
>fear for muh life
>run from the cops

I love how he keeps addressing the scary murderous cop as
>sir
and trying to use pleasantries

>>513831934
always remember that niggers live in 15 second segments their entire lives

>>513831910
I sware ta gawd, skeered, bix nood mudafugga

Oh damn starting off strong tonight

Fun fact: in oklahoma you don't have to plate or register a trailer, so they're commonly stolen and resold because theres basically no tracking for them.

>>513831904
>It’s been dark on the east coast for like 45 min
I mean, I literally showed you the current daylight pattern and it's Astronautical Twilight right now there
So since it's a short delay, it was probably Nautical Twilight when that was being shot
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/sunearth.html

>>513831968
I hate all of them except Ashleigh to be d3su.
Rizzo is an uncanny valley retard
Curtis has an IQ of 13.
Sticks is the most arrogant cunt.

>>513831988

who's got the infographic? I always forget to save that one

I DINDU NUFFIN, I WUHS SCARED FO' MY LYFE

They always think that the loudest one is the smartest/correct/the winner

Their default decibel is 3 times louder than anyone else

Did you guys take the county test yet?

>>513831968
What's wrong with Rizzo?

>>513832218

Right this moment? He's not flanked by penises.

>>513832218
he's a flamboyant gay man

>>513832292


THANK YOU

>>513832084
I agree with your assessment of all of them, but they make for comfy watching except Rizzo.

>>513832040

That sounds idiotic. Is this the british cop who's sounded like he's on the cusp of a heart attack for the last few months?

>>513832218
>And so I was like, what the heck, amirite?? LMFAO!
>Thinks every little mundane thing he says is hilarious.
>Sticks gay tongue out of his teeth while eye-bulging smile
>Constantly has cock on his mind

>>513832328
they all seem at least a bit like that
>>513832391
Curtis has no charisma AT ALL

What happened, the episode started off so well

>>513832075
I don’t know or care what any of that means. I know what it looks like when I look outside my windows….

>>513832328
hey can you deepfake rizzo into some gay stuff for me?

What makes a Br*tish man want to go to Oklohoma and become a cop?

suddenly its pitch black

>>513832496
southern ass
of either gender

>>513832496
and theres that cute british cop in Tennessee too. they have got to be undercover MI6 or something

>>513832496
So they can carry guns

>>513832533
It be like that sometimes.

>>513832533
she-Dan said that the chase started before the show

>>513832496

Lost his british Isles license

>interference on the mic
SOMEONE IS BUGGED

that cops got some goblin ears

>>513832379
np anon
>>513832391
fair enough
>>513832328
>Neanderthal physiognomy with giant mouth that could fit both of his fists

3.5mm needs to be pushed in or they used a shitty cable tonight

>>513832637
thought that was me, haven't heard a phone fuck with audio in a while

Is this the turkroach

is this the turkish motorcycle rider

>>513832533
Yea im pretty sure the intro thing happened close enough to live but was exciting enough that they just bumped it up and keep the live label

this biker in missouri again?

motorcycle faggots need to die

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

>>513832745
confirmed

SAME FAGGOT AS LAST TIME

lol this turk dipshit

lol at the bike dump

Wow I hate this guy almost as much as that nigger from before

>every time I ride through...
MAYBE STOP RIDING LIKE A MORON, YOU JACKASS

Slick Shit
See
>>513831469

>>513831469

of course he has a slide meme wallet

>>513832718
>>513832726
Yup, dumbass just admitted it

>>513832492
>He wants the skibidy-Rizzo

>>513832775
in two more weeks

Behold, the remains of the Ottoman Empire

driving like an idiot

IT'S THE OPEN BAG GUY FROM A FEW WEEKS AGO!

lmao turkroach

all in favor of roughing this guy up or taking the bumpy route to the station with him. jesus

Threadly reminder
>DO NOT TALK TO POLICE
>DO NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS
>DO NOT CONSENT TO ANY SEARCHES OR SEIZURES OF YOUR PROPERTY
>DO NOT RESIST ARREST
>IF YOU ARE ARRESTED DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH AN ATTORNEY (if you cannot afford one the state will provide one for you)

>*acts like a dick*
>"I'm not trying to be a dick"

That motorcyclist freak needs a little bit of TLC to learn respect.

"i gotta go to jail in 2 days because of that shit"

pretty sure the justice system does not move that fast

>>513832726
It's the one who was riding while stuff was falling out of his pack on an earlier show.Hkdx4

he's gotta go to jail for his unsecured load from last time? kek

I wasn't watching, how did this guy drive?

I hate bikefags so much.

I guess maybe he wasn't TRYING to be a dick, and it just comes naturally.

FUCK why are the stream links buffering so bad is there any way to troubleshoot it? Never streamed within VLC before.

what a fine engineer. give him his hammer back.

>>513833025
have you updated to the latest windows?

>>513832961
He was riding sidesaddle in that episode.

>>513833052
Nope W7 4 lyfe

>>513833025
You can set the buffer size in VLC so maybe try bumping that up a couple seconds

>>513833025
Why do people even use VLC? I'm too smoothbrain for that shit. Just watch directly on the tvapp or one of the many other streaming websites

>vicious attack dog
>its some spaniel mutt
pussy

>>513833091
Just updated VLC it was old as fuck version hopefully thay helps too.

>>513833183
I'm pretty certain the officer meant that comment to be sarcastic.

>>513833278
Did they end up stopping him a second time? I remember he raced off after he was set loose, and the officer called in to other officers that he was likely speeding.

>>513833368
they didn't show it, but that's prolly why he called the officer from the previous stop

Kinda sad when you realize you’re getting older and seeing old celebrities doing commercials when you were laughing at washed up celebrities from the 70’s and 80’s doing commercials….. In 15-20 years we will be seeing Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian doing commercials, well maybe not pairs because she’s actually gotten hotter the older she has gotten and quit trying to be famous once her grandpa Baron Hilton threatened to cut her out of his will for being a thot….

I'm guessing that Volvo is the stolen vehicle?

>>513833379
Mm hm hmhm how embarassing

>>513833088
well theres your problem

>>513833470
I believe they said they're suspected of attempting to sell a stolen trailer.

>>513832496
Are you kidding? It's a wonder they all haven't moved here already.

>I just worked ten hours

Can you imagine spending ten hours working with this guy? I'd fucking kill myself

Is it me, or is this fatso cop power tripping?

>>513833025
Literally just go to picrel you braindead retard

>i'm not trying to be a dick
Well it must come naturally to you then, squid

>>513833612
Yeah he’s flexing

>>513833179
its a decent media player that works with everything. mpc-hd works too

>>513833612
Its a sexual thing.

>>513833612
Nah, that turkroach is a dick.

>>513833612
that other missouri cop who looked like fat walter white was a power tripper too. he hasnt been on the show in a few weeks

Now that's a prime Missouri police specimen

>>513833601
He never shuts up.

>>513833612
>Is it me, or is this fatso cop power tripping?
no this retard deserves all of this

these turkroaches got no occipital.

>>513833179
Yeah don't understand why retards use that shit instead of going to shrimp $treams

>>513833621
kys jeet

They should show a replay of that reckless driving

>>513833687
Yeah, what's up with that?

What a fucking moron

>>513833695
Nah I hate indians
Thus I hate you
Kys

>>513833687
>>513833736
thats why they all wear glasses

>>513833612

Kind of, but if I had to deal with this little shit I'd be much worse

Sticks just called out Curtis and Rizzo for being Burt and Ernie on a scooter together.

>>513833754
don't post jeet links then?

>>513833799
I didn't?

>>513833179
I switched to MPC-BE, really nice lightweight alternative. VLC was giving me shit issues with resizing stream windows, the UI is all fucked up for me.

>>513833796
Do you think Rizzo bends over so Curtis can drive?

>>513833604

>only a turkroach speaks in garbled doggrel!

if somebody posts would, ban him jannies

and heres elizameth

>>513833813
The spamming kike would definitely fuck that

skelly face of a meth head

>>513833441
that's just the way life goes fren
we screw up, we learn, we get old, knowledge gets lost

>>513833640
VLC works fast for audio too.

>>513833813
Poor woman has no front teeth

>>513833813
Blows my mind that there are so many of these nasty homeless white women that hang out with niggers outside in tents at night. How fucked does your life have to be to ever consider living this way?

>>513833835
Why even bother with that shite?
Just go to $hrimp streams
>>513833857
Defo would

>>513833799
You're talking to the spammer on a different VPN, anon
The way you know is that he's talking about the spammer's site

>>513833894
Don't ever reply to me again you filthy fucking island parasite. I will never use your shitty website and I'm reporting you to OFCOM for hosting content without age verification.

>>513833968
lmao

i, too, hope he dies

Deport this mroon.

You speak five languages and you're an asshole in all of them

Why is he so vulgar?

My god, this guy is insufferable.

I thought he went slower this time

Tune in next Saturday. That guy is going to jail next Saturday.

>>513834037
There's something about squids that drives them to act this way

cop is casually just standing in the road trusting people are moving over

>>513834024
You know more than english? Deported.

He really is a dick. Landing in prison eventually is not the worst option he's facing. Landing on a car's windshield or the road will be much worse.

Did reelz break?

>>513834174
Peacock is working fine for me.

>>513834024
>>513834037
>>513834093
They’re definitely going to be looking to peg him prison style everyday from now on

VLC update appears to have fixed any buffering issues, no shrimp dick pajeet scam shit needed.

>>513834263
Good move anon. I tried the shrimp site once, and my dick melted and my butthole fell off. Definitely not worth it.

>>513834174
no

>>513834263
fuck you

>>513834108
I thought the same. Here he‘d be flattened by some Eastern European drunkard truck driver within a minute.

>>513834174
The moveonjoy stream works fine over here.

>>513834164
That’s actually true and more than likely the next time they see him they’ll be scraping what’s left of his body off the highway… Pride comes before the fall

>>513834318
Did you get a visit from the bobbies, friendo?

>>513834433
no

>>513834318
DO NOT REDEEM SHRIMP DICK SAAR BLOODY BITCH

>>513834044
He made it into cuffs this time. Hopefully next time he goes to jail, if he is not just a stain on the highway.

Where is officer Falcon?

>>513834433
Always filter shrimpfag, anon

>>513834458
Shrimp, what country are you actually from? Just curious

>>513834228
>>513834311
>>513834337
There was a audio replay of the last 15 seconds, I guess it was just my stream.

Methskull detected

>>513834540
Gross

>>513834547
israel

>>513834510
Plapping

>>513834510
It's ass night at the assitorium.

I AINT DO NUTTIN MAYNE!!!

I ain't do nuthin'

>>513834547

He lives on a decommissioned oil platform in the gulf

>>513834571
I don’t believe you

If you didn't do nothing, then that means you did something.

>>513834612
lmao

oh god not again

to be clear, this is the 2nd triple play, not the 3rd.

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

Oh shit I saw this on jewtube. It took them fucking hours it seemed to board the yacht.

The cops that responded to the stolen boat were such a bunch of landlubbing drama queen faggots

>two-part triple play
Fucking bullshit

>>513834729
We call that a double triple

Sup niggers

>>513834717
Yeah they really bombed that

do they really refer to it as the left high speed berm??

Typical Ford

Fucking dredds!

>>513834702
Most of the TPs are just viral videos. Pretty dumb tbdesu

>>513834832
This show is designed for old people who may not watch YouTube

>>513834699
You asked this 20 times already. Why dont you FOIA the sheriff and report back to us

fent percs
sounds like a good time

BITCH ASS

I'ma taze yo bitch ass.

you love to see it

now put him back in the burning car

Did it start leaking some flammable liquid to leave a fire streak like that?

>Laced with fent
They should have sent George Droyd after these guys.

new bread >>513834918
>>513834918

>>513834940
Looks to me like fan belt fluid which is partly kerosene

is he related to DL Hughley?

>>513834699
Almost missed your post tonight fren. Hope you're doing well!

>>513834914
based

Damn finally some action, this show seems to have been really slow for months now

Imagine all the blood, sweat, and tears the regular co-hosts put in to sucking up to Dan and then they get replaced with some woman when he goes on vacation.

>>513834888
Checked
But you must be new here

>>513834888
Do you mean FOIL? I don’t know how to do that unfortunately

>>513834885
Im 35 watching it with my 27yo gf.

>>513834690
Yeah, 2nd. Triples come in threes.

Dan left detailed notes i see. After a couple of blacks at the start of the show, it's mostly whites now.

>>513827544 (OP)
Ngger