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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.

>>513834940
Fan belt fluid is flammable as it’s kerosene.

>laced with fentanyl
Droyd

>all the other unit are going to the action
>I'm going to the victim which OPL won't show

Have any of the suspects from this show ever found our muthafuckin' board?

FUCK NIGGERS

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

>>513835009
It's more likely the fire was caused by the fluid from the busted tire.

Trump needs to federalize this nigger shit hole next

>>513835130
two more weeks

i'm on skrimp streams

had to get a beer. did they show the dead body?

This nigga zesty

>>513834998
. T K D .

>>513835170
as dystopian as it would be trump probably does need to just deploy feds to all these big liberal shit hole cities to restore law and order.

>>513835015
>Succulent fent laced drugs.

>>513835134
I also thought of that, tires do burn pretty well actually. It probably got to combustable temperature from all the damage.

How many people are on antipsychotics

>>513835366
some of these newer cars have tires filled with 50% air and 50% kerosene to keep the tires light. its a death trap waiting to happen.

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>>513835428
4.2 million in the US

>>513835494
its way higher than that you dumb nigger fuck

These American ads for drugs are crazy. They depict happy people while at the same time the disclaimer tells you about all the side effects.

>ingrezza~~~~
>YOU MAY WANT TO KILL YOURSELF OR DIE IN PAIN
INGREZZA~~~

>>513835471

They're filled with cesium and hydrogen

>>513835530
i think only two countries in the world allow drug commercials, us and new Zealand iirc. it's crazy that the advertising is asking you to go to your doctor and demand this shit you saw on TV instead of just letting him figure out the best medicine.

>>513835130
I don't think Dan is Chabad, so prolly not

>>513835525
take it up with the CDC

>>513835269
based

>>513835540

Stop taking Ingrezza if your sphincter turns inside out and dick drops off to go work as a roadie.
>Ingrezzzaaa

>>513835584
I thought RFK was gonna ban pharma ads on TV

>>513835660
That's the FCCs job.

>>513835660
they would literally assassinate him or figure out some way to get him out of office. the entire TV industry would collapse too as drug commercials are most of the financial support for most tv channels.

>>513835700
The FCC does not regulate cable and streaming television.

>>513835660
>I thought RFK was gonna ban pharma ads on TV
Wait, are you saying that somebody in the Trump administration isn't living up to their promises?!

Dan looks great tonight.

>Gold BMW
>No plates
>Doing donuts
>Running from the cops
Guess the race, anons!

He cries like a dog.

that guy could die from that head whack to the pavement

Damn yt boy Got his head bounced off the road

What language are they training these dogs in?

>that head crack on thr asphalt
LOL

>>513835827
Damn you don't see this every day. kek

>>513835492
nah

>>513835877
german

did that dog just swear?

Shitty fucking annoying dog, they should had kept GSD's rather than these new mutts

I used to think the dog guys using foreign languages was cringe and try-hard, but I learned it keeps someone else from telling them.

>>513835877
AAVE

The cop is odd looking

>>513835893
I did NOT see that coming

>>513835897
You sure? Thats usually what I thought, but it did not sound german

>>513835916
i was just thinking that. his parents might be siblings. it is missouri

>>513835896
yeet the jeet

>>513835827
White zoomers

Pussy pass strikes again.

>>513835864

BMW driver doing donuts while drunk on twisted tea? Good riddance.

>>513835950
he was doing it with an american or hispanic accent

>>513835864
This
Not a hippie but I thought that was a little irresponsible of the cops

>>513835951
browns inbreed, not whites. you nigger loving faggot

>ruvim
What the fuck is that name

>Ruvim
Slavic

>>513835911
Also because they often come from breeders in other countries where they already have worked in that language

>>513835971
>hehe yeah kill that white chad!
nigger alert. wasnt even drunk either pussy.

>>513835994
55% of White people are inbred.

>>513835975
Disgusting.

TOTAL BIMMER DEATH

>>513836025
lmao they are all trained in the US you dumb fucking reddit nigger. they just carried on tradition.

>>513835950
Sounded like some greasy bohunk language, like Hungarian

officer alex jones time!

>>513835950
It wasn‘t German, can confirm.

>>513836041
sure thing nigger. im out of here gotta go get some pussy, keep being black on the internet, faggot

>>513836080
Fuck off Hans

>>513836036

>defending some dumbest spoiled high school kid as chad

Faggot

Ashleigh toned down her outfit for tonight. Last night she a little frisky like.

>if I lived in Memphis I would carry a bigger gun
Yes

>>513836092
>takes note
holding by eye sockets is most efficient.

>>513836064
Weird, one of the dog trainers I watch on youtube often goes to Denmark to get dogs. You are the nigger here.

>>513836041
100% of niggers, like you, are faggots

>I'll carry a bigger gun
>.22

>>513836061
Dude got his head cracked, but nice job with the hanging sit-up

You're gonna need a bigger gun.

>>513836125

>no Jill Falcon, Bryce, or Addy
>ashleigh buttoned up

Fuck this

It's time to bring in Nick Wipe.

>>513836204
most racist thing ever

>>513836204
One of my fav guys.

>>513836204

Hehhehheh! yeeeeeeeaaaahh!

>>513836292
Yeah he's the coolest dude on the show lately

>>513836292
he should really teach classes to police.

What are they drinking /pol/

>>513836462
Can't even drink 23 twisted teas without the cops on your nuts anymore

It was honestly funny this week watching democrats/media talking about the crime rate in DC vs Memphis and Jackson Mississippi and completely ignoring what would be the biggest correlation since they claim correlation doesn’t equal causation…. Everyone knows it’s how big the causation of niggers is to committing crime

POOF IS AN AQUEOUS SOLUTION OF NIGGER PHERAMONES TO HELP FIGHT THE ODORS OF THE WHITE MAN.

Bingo sheet so far, the orange is before real-time.

how does royal kingdom have so much money?

>>513836628
These games make a shit ton of money from rich whales and addicts (and the two overlap)

>>513836669
wow where's that online bingo?

they're stealing hats

Fat nigger in a V6 challenger with straight pipes full of booze and pot and BASEBALL CAPS. Pottery

>>513836706
picrel mate

Damn I’m not into “lids” as the blacks say but is that like 10k of hats?

>>513836737
woah thank you b
i'm a woman btw

Sure looks like stolen goods

>>513836600
13/50. A tale as old as time

>>513836732
NFL might arrest him for those.

>>513836669
Rad, anon!

Tell me have you seen her?

>>513836600
Bill Maher did the same thing but he used the county names instead of saying the cities

>>513836706
Hahaha, it's Shrimp Bingo!

>we're right here
extraordinary communication

>>513836815
>>513836879
I’ve been to Memphis with other big drug dealers and real pimps I associated with 20 years ago and they’re always scared of Memphis… Memphis is a place they’re all actually scared of getting murdered in. The zesty niggers from Atlanta never travel to Memphis because Memphis is filled full of niggers that will kill you.

Officer Reddit got a hair cut.

I would sexo that tiny lady cop

>>513836892
Stop samefagging, you pathetic cringey jeet faggot.
Filtered

>>513837173
Merica cart chield! Tell em Viv sent ya!

>>513837177
Looks like he got them all cut.

>>513837011
>>513837098
i hated this commercial because she almost knocks over the girl as she's strutting not paying attention to anyone else

Ashlyn Cooper maybe the only attraction we'll have tonight

>>513837204
hahaha

>>513837176
As a clueless tourist I did a stopover in Memphis during a road-trip.
Didn‘t know it‘s dangerous like that - probably would avoid now.

>>513837292
Why do you have all of these images anon?

danny mcbride should play richie maher in a new tv show.

I love how dommy these fem cops are to manlets.

>>513837248
Did someone say strut?

>>513837336
Danny Thomas for the St. Jude place is the only safe street in Memphis…. The niggers in Memphis will kill you over nothing… Beale St is murder street

>that Grainger commercial
>nigger uses the same gloves he touches the bread with for handling a new conveyor belt chain covered in rustproofing oil
Hmmmmm

this is about to get racial

Is this English?

>>513837712
He’s the one getting it DONE, bro

>>513837593
It’s honestly amazing how 8ball and MJG managed to survive and three six mafia admitted to selling their souls to Satan and then Yo gotti beefing with young dolph beefing with each other when they’re killing each other….

this is america btw

>>513837798
We don't see officer Salmon anymore

Is this really what the show is reduced to?
Cops racing kids in Baton Rouge?

i guess BRPD is just every niglet's father

>>513837593
GPT5 says you’re wrong

>>513837741
To some, apparently.

>>513837855
Why aren't you embarrassed to post AI shit?

WTF curtis

>13 years old, that's when they start to smell themselves
if niggers could smell themselves.....

>>513837947
Why aren’t you embarrassed to be brown?

>>513837855
Yeah trust that instead of a nigger blowing you brains out who will never be caught

>>513837968
there's POOPH! for that

They don't need to get in an argument, having a crack pipe is illegal.

>>513837977
Only jeets and swarthoids could have the stupidity to post AI slop without irony. You may as well ask your local indian liquor store owner for his opinion and he'll probably get it right more than AI

Why is this faggot crying

is there a race going on in daytona

>>513838053
You sound like those people who used to protest Harry Potter books

>>513838064
no, the nigger driver fucked it up

>>513838024
That lady peed on herself earlier, and the cop apparently thought it stunk. Needed PEEPH,

Oh shit, he has chore boy, case closed.

>>513838064
I thought the same thing

>>513838109
>chore boy

>>513837968

When does Addy start to smell?

>>513838117
>NASCAR Cup Series Coke Zero Sugar 400
confirmed

I know you perverts noticed this girl has big hangers

She's got a point,that is rude.

Mom, daughter, sleepover, drunkin sister all in the same 700 ft apartment

>>513838186
Maybe she should show them so I can be sure.

>>513838093
I have no idea how being against your extremely low quality retarded posts equates with protesting harry potter in your nigger brain, but I really do pity you.

>>513838237
Nevermind, her breath probably stinks.

>>513838237
Almost 10% of American women 18-26 have onlyfans so you may be in luck

>>513838273
Grim

>>513838128
would.

>>513838230
This is actually the most interesting thing that's happened on this show tonight, except for when the Ford burst into flames. I want to see this sister.

>>513838351
Hell ya, she's from New York, too

>>513838241
I think you need to start taking Rexulti anon.

>>513838424
Anyone have luck lowering their H1C on Jardins?

>>513838424
Don't do it anon. You'll get tardive dyskinesia. Its no joke anon; you'll start dropping dog biscuits all over the fuckin place.

>>513838587
No I just got a gangrene taint :(

>>513838587
Not until I started huffing pooph laced with senokot
>>513838594
You can fix TD by playing brain enhancing games like royal kingdom. You don’t even need WiFi

>bonus dad
wtf

Wtf? Go back to Lee County

>>513838403
We are never seeing them ever again

>>513838711
Her dad is a faggot

Bonus Dad

Bonus dad what a lucky girl

Does she put air into a plastic worm or into a real worm?

>>513838711
You're a fool if you don't fuck the bonus dad.

>>513838745
She got to fuck two fathers.

Unfair to worms.

WTF you don't do that to worms. What the fuck. You use syringes or needles to pop the swim bladder of fish caught from 50 foot or below.

>>513838770
It actually is a thing with real worms she isn't wrong

>>513838687
>You can fix TD by playing brain enhancing games like royal kingdom. You don’t even need WiFi
That's a relief, anon. I'll download it right away.

She looks like she has a cute face. Shame about the body.

Why aren't they following ICE San Diego yet?

WHY ARE THEY BLOCKING THE SISTERS FACE

>>513838891
gyat

>>513838891
I work with a bunch of women like this and it sucks. Very distracting. Women shouldn’t be in any type of risky position.

those are sisters? one had it rough.

>>513838891
Now that is a fine turd cutter

>>513838892
Damn, I thought she was Italian. I guess she must be Puerto Rican

>>513838891
>average south park fan

>>513838816
That's how you tell a real fisherwoman.

>>513838943
do they fart?

>>513839037
No.

>I'm ok with undressing completely
Yeah, I'm ok with that too

>>513839047
then what the fuck is the point of them?

>>513839068
For a creep like me to stare at

I only had a donut this morning and a beer tonight. I need to go find food

Did I just hear that woman correctly? Did she say her Chevy Cobalt has 328K miles and is still running?

>you're free to go ma'am
>IM WILLING TO GET UNDRESSED. GO THRU MY POCKETS NOW!

dumbass whore

can you guys take this retarded faggot normie general to /bant/ or /tv/ something
nobody wants to watch politically correct television shows here
thanks in advance

>>513839142
best $400 she ever spent

>>513839100
Holy heck, thats a shitload of miles for that little Korean shitbox.

>>513839142
she did, but i believe shes lyhing

>>513839136
I just ate two cups of blueberries and I think my insides are shredded

>>513839175
sorry no enough white man bad rage bait or nigger worship threads faggot, mind your own business loser

>>513839216

Ive been addict to dried blueberries. I was eating a bag of them a day. Made my poo dark.

>>513839142
>Chevy Cobalt
Is that the EV vehicle? I'd believe it, not much could need maintaining on those cars.

>>513839203
Its impossible to believe. I want an investigation by Chevrolet to confirm or disprove this woman's claim.

>>513839175
> can you guys take this retarded faggot normie general to /bant/ or /tv/ something nobody wants to watch politically correct television shows here thanks in advance

Yea i must have only 24 spic fuentes threads and 12 cracker barrel threads

>>513839307
look into banana chips, they slap

>>513839340
>Is that the EV vehicle?
no

>>513839342
and if found guilty, she should be charged for her needles

>>513839265
Heheh !
RIP sweet prince.

Sounds like this cop is on his period

>pulled over for being obnoxious
BASED

>>513839358

I love those. I'll eat a bag in one sitting. I also love freeze dried bananas. I love all dried fruit.

>>513839175
god forbid anybody just have fun on this fucking board

>>513839265
Maybe he is mixing a Skylab Fallout:

1/2 oz Absolut® vodka
1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1/2 oz gold tequila
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Everclear® alcohol
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1/2 oz pineapple juice

>>513839342
The cops would know if she’s lying or not as it would have had last odometer on the registration

LMAO THAT COP GOT SERIOUSLY BUCK BROKEN

>>513839455
Sounds like something I’d drink when I was 19

>genesis with a shit tune

Guy's a fag

>>513839453
>is that illegal
HAHAHAHAHA
This histrionic cop got BTFOed and revved on again
What a loser!!!

faggot nails
annoying exhaust

>>513839455
my boy... he something much more grand in mind

>>513839175
Did your circumcision thread get bumped off the board?

>>513839475
nobody looks at my odometer when i walk up to the tax office

>>513839475
Do people ever roll odometers...forward?

>>513839537
>d-d-d-rive your s-t-ttick shit better!!!!

Why doe she sound like shes 95 years old

>>513839553

Does he actually make and drink this shit? My stomach hurts just reading this.

>>513839307
Ive been doing frozen, seems to last long and preserve more nutrition, but my mouth and teeth are stained blue now... going to balanace out with some beef jerky

Is he stuck?

Huuuuuuuhaaaahhhhhhhh?!?!?!

>>513839576
You're right...I think. Except what's a tax office? I register my car at a BMV.

i can save the girl in white

>>513839576
In my state/county I have to make an appointment with the head of the DMV (you guessed it, fat black woman) who personally takes a pic of your odometer in the parking lot and also drives your car around the parking lot to make sure it’s in working condition.

>>513839175
newfag these have been around for years and cops busting niggers are political, faggot

Bros just got back from a steakhouse and the waiter liked us and kept bringing us another round of drinks free I'm not wasted but I should be.

How was the first 5/6 of this ep?

Dan: Never come back. Count your money until the ratings crash because you serve up slop. Ashley or the Jewish comedian guy can take it from here.

>>513839142
My 1992 Dodge truck has 500k at least, the odometer died almost 20 years ago @415k
Original engine.

>>513839175
funny, you're the only one who brought up faggotry. come out of the closet, anon.

>>513839709
She doesn't want to be saved.

>>513839553
I'd like to try "Cobra's Colanda" AKA "Summertime in a Glass" for one to see how pepperoni would be an appropriate garnish, right?

>>513839720
Thats insane, but do they give licenses to illegals?

>>513839720
What the fuck state is that? We can mail away for our stickers if we don't need an e-check (which is a total scam as only something like 8 out of 88 counties in the state make you get one).

dios mio

>>513839808
You alcoholic will come up with some truly vile concoctions to justify your addiction

>lazy donkey
They must have some great tacos.

generally thought this sketchers commercial said
>you know those fat homeless niggers?

>>513839752
But a Dodge truck is just not comparable to a Chevy Cobalt. Congrats on the odometer though; impressive.

>>513839720
Why are stereotypes always correct? Except MAGA - we're not in trailers, no offense to trailer residents.

>>513839746
Better than last night but think the weather just has most people chilled the fuck out.

I like the persil girl

Emojis in commercials make me want to break shit

>>513839880
I heard nigger the first time as well

>>513839893
thank you true bro

I hate jimmy fallon

How many anons were up after OPL last night, for the anon who did that cali high speed chase thread? Im still thinking about how fucking pathetic the cali police were. They never caught the guy?

>>513839935
He's actually the least bad of all of them. Member he ruffled Trump's hair. Then the puppeteers got to him. Top tier impressionist. But yeah I avoid him. Propagandist.

You guys DO mute the commercials, right?

>>513839978
That was pathetic and they had plenty of opportunities to bust him

>>513839978
i was up late but didn't know about that. so tired i didn't even jerk it. but making up for that right now tho.

>>513839899
>I like the persil girl
Same, especially when she's without the make-up

>>513839978

I fell asleep but watched the highlights when I woke. Nope, they lost him. He also managed to stop for gas mid chase.

>>513839993
Nah. I mute you.

Ads tell me what the agenda is.

>>513839993
>mute the commercials
I MEAN, WHO DOES THAT!?

>>513839993
>You guys DO mute the commercials, right?
yes, they are hilarious

>>513839993
Muting commercials is super unamerican dude.

would

>>513840033

>the kids are asleep! Prepare your anus!

>American commercials
Not even Christ can save this country. You deserve the nigger menace. Enjoy your diabetes food and jew pills. I fucking love OPL though.

>>513840080
lofl w/o sound this is gold

the based camerapeople have returned

>>513840039
Yea that was pretty funny, hahaha ..and also very sad, poor ass states without 4 helos on a guy would never allow that.

wendy george is 4'8" and carries a gun

>>513840080

>listening to your family talk about how they wished Kamala won

>>513840134
Listen here, kangaroo jack, enjoy your poisonous mosquitos and leave us alone.

>>513839849
>come up with some truly vile concoctions
It tastes good though, like a fine wine, or something with fresh citrus in it.

>>513840291
I'd rather have ross river fever than give my taxes to Israel.

Does anyone remember the guy who was posting in these threads claiming that cops get you to remove shoes because, somehow, it's more difficult?

>which leg do you feel more comfortable standing on?
i don't even know.

Pulling a boat into a PUD.

/planned urban development

>>513840378

My third leg! *ziiip*

>>513840273
heh. i had dinner with trump haters tonight. nice ppl but they lose their shit and turn into rageaholics when they bring up politics

who hauls their boat to the bar?

>>513840429
chads

Hear the whistle? See the smoke? You just got passed by a powerstroke!

>did something happen at the lazy donkey earlier

If you’re asked this question your life is fucked, you lost the game

>>513840429
Its a mexican place, probably stopped for tacos adfter a fun day on the lake

She's getting tapped by the guy who picked her up at the bar.

16 minutes of high quality entertainment left. i heard thru the rumor mill that ashley is frustrated by the ratings and may sit on the desk, pull up her skirt, pull aside her panties, and have stick eat her out. just a rumor tho so dont quote me

>>513840518
>16 minutes of high quality entertainment left
subtract the 9 minutes of commercials

>>513839175
Take a shot of POOPH and be gawn nigger

>>513840595
shit

new bread >>513840599
>>513840599

Fuck I want lasagna now thanks Garfield

>>513840518
Curtis at the side jacking it while Rizzo rims Sticks.

>>513840508
Probably the mexican bus boy

You guys get any cool stuff off DealDash lately?

You can see the needle marks on that dealdash actress

>>513840749
you can hear hear cheeks and gums too

>>513834918 (OP)
Niggers

white people are funny

>>513841908
I know. inventing things, being polite and patient, wanting the best for others. it's hilarious.

>>513842051
oh right, they invented incest. that's why we have lots of methhead rednecks around

ya ever notice how slow this board goes when a zobgot 'Live' thread is goin? It's like all the new threads (which should be poppin on a Saturday night)just stop for a couple of hours.

>>513842527
ok retard.

>>513842527
you can literally look up the board traffic to prove your claim, but you're far too stupid LOL

you and your mother love nigger cock

>>513836041
you sure about that? all other races are a lot higher so what are they like 99% inbred?

Just tuning in now, I miss anything of note tonight?

>>513843028
no