Thread 513837953

>News

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/residents-criticise-ludicrous-plan-convert-32328404

>>513837953 (OP)
First?

just saw the words "kemi badenoch"
me willys gone big now

>>513837852
2/10

some decent tunes on in the real name stephen yaxley lennon

Is there a chance of things properly kicking off before Autumn comes in and puts a lid on it?

>>513837953 (OP)

stop being a bitch
and let nature
burn that shit
from lightning
or sumthin then

>>513838137
might throw a pasty at the local chippy

Going on a train to see me girlfriend
I was waiting with baited breath to see if he could resist posting for 24 hours. Obviously he couldn't. With a bit of willpower and patience he could have spun this out for days. As it was it fell at the first hurdle
Poor effort 3/10

>>513838062
you'll be going on about it for years though
kek

>>513838281
this wasn't even me either
I'm gonna be creasin even harder whenever I see you accusing random anons of being me now holy shit

Can we get to politick

>>513838969
Who's the hardest member of the shadow cabinet?
For men I reckon Andrew Griffith (grew up in bexleyheath) or James Cleverly (black guy)
for women i've got Claire Coutinho (goan catholic) or Kemi Badenoch (black guy)
????

I was right, Dyer is mogging Gordon and we’re only 2.5 hours into the 4.5 hour debate

wait does josh have a relationship with another human being?

wtf am i talking about it's josh of course he doesn't

>>513839377
Not that

>>513839728
I agree, it would depend on the nature of the conflict. Raw fistfight the above selections might align but what about a no holds barred tooth and claw fight to the death? I think Laura Trott and Jenrick might have a killer instinct that others don't. I think Priti Patel has the killer instinct but simply lacks the physicality to content.

>>513839506
>>513839549
>couldn't argue the point so resorted to feminine bitch posting
many such cases
I just can't be competed with

With time to prepare:
you drop them into central London like that episode of hustle, they aren't allowed to use any connections they just have to use raw guile, cunning and grit to produce the best force they can,
they have to raise an army in 24 hours

i think the blacks would have a significant advantage

>>513839968
Argue the point.

>>513839464
Is it true you guys think sharks ate seaweed before the magic flood?

Honestly looking into the backgrounds of every single shadow cabinet member they are all poofs not one of them is interesting

>>513840505
What did you expect? They're politicians. In the UK. You're not gonna get a Teddy Roosevelt or an Idi Amin.

>>513840790
You'd expect more ex military types, but there's only one and him not really

can't be arsed with working. Might take a trip out to Calais

Capitalism

>>513838160
ye s y es y
es y es ye
s ye s yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0

>>513839464
>Papism vs Yank Ortholarp
Imagine not being Protestant

seethe points added to your seethenet account

>>513840864
Have we had any big celebrated military names here since Nelson? Hell, the most famous other military name in the UK I can think of is fucking WH Smith.

Lone wolf me I am
This was a peculiar larp as he'd already posted walls of cope about finding just one person who would be his friend. It took me out of the immersion and made me question the larping skills
2/10 believability. 10/10 hilarity

>>513841040
Lmao dumbass Baptist

>>513841233
We don't fight people where the country or its international ambitions hang in the balance any more.

>>513841233
Trafalgar

>>513841292
>subhuman doesn't understand the human condition

I think landlordanon should pay me a visit and we can see if he's as quick to laugh at me in person as he is on here

>>513841571
What is a human condition lmao

>>513841614
josh derangement syndrome
wahey

>>513841233
Bear Grylls, Ant Middleton

>>513841648
Kek

>>513841312
The Ortholarp is beyond pathetic. Imagine thinking every single one of your ancestors was wrong and some slavic shithole had the true faith gatekept in their ethnic church. Dyer shills for ROCOR which won't accept a Catholic baptism whereas a Greek Orthodox church would, so which is right? They aren't unified. He's a charlatan. and you're a weeb faggot.

>>513841715
all christian religious institutions are antichrist
simple as

Custard creams

It's nuts how much food you have to eat to be at maintenance

>>513837953 (OP)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx271162ee3o
I was in the outskirts of Birmingham recently and seen England flags everywhere

>>513842031
if a national flag brings confrontation then you have non-national enemy combatants in your territory, simple as

>>513841990
Maintenance is hard job

>>513841935
brokenbiscuitsanon

>>513842143
Thats a real thing

>>513842246
anno thats why I said it kek

>>513842031
>As flag flying and roundabout spraying grew in Greater Manchester this week, Burnham asked people to "chill out"
kek

>>513842262
Nah you just made up the name but you didnt know they were a real thing

>They tell us they want to spread "love, unity and patriotism", but don't want to be filmed or interviewed.
I fucking hate the BBC so much it's unreal, with their faggy degrees from their faggy universities and their 'these are the bad guys' heavy handed framing WANKERS

>>513842263
More councils need to take this example, chill out policy n all

>>513842350
my nan was scouse

>>513842380
So

>>513842415
wool

>>513842438
Poundland shoplifter

>>513842515
brownhand shirtlifter

>>513842548
No you

>>513842374
Hippie mayor
>What if ..like.. everyone in Longsight took ayahuasca man..no more disunity
>We don't... like.. 'need' travel safe officers dude, what we need are tram shamans, tramans to facilitate the flow of the people maan

>>513842587
tfw you feel someone's hand on your arse then up your shirt but its only shoelad

>>513842612
Kek
>>513842650
No you
And you get paid by the government to not go outside

>>513842246
barcelona?

>>513842829
>barcelona?
No, its beyond hope

>>513838137
nothing ever happens

>>513842737
just took my bin bags out
outside
checkmate gaytheists

>>513837953 (OP)
Wtf is a HMO?

>>513842906
One mans trash is another goblins treasure

>>513843006
one man's gash is another mans fever

>>513842984
Think of section 8 houses

>>513842984
Hermetic magick obelisk

>>513843137
kek

im fucking furious
with myself

I allow this notion of tolerance, Why? I know this is just a weapon of my enemy to be exploited. So why?

I should be attacking and persecuting

>>513841935
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>513843603
kek

tolerate nothing, Persecute everything

>>513843603
About custard creams

Suns up, guns up
get those curtains open

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=equvoqUT1VM

>>513843922
Blackout windows

>>513837953 (OP)
This is the new money making scheme, converting businesses into HMOs. But they try to do it lowkey. I recently read a story about a couple of Indians buying a unit previously occupied by a department store. They then applied for permission for something like 20 one bedroom apartments, and 5 two bedroom apartments, central location "much needed affordable accommodation in a town centre location". Councilors and the public seemingly immediately picked up on where this was going. The application got rejected, Indians went public denying it, and saying they've never owned HMO's...Wouldnt surprise me if they make another attempt

>>513843965
Another brilliant idea for the brilliant ideas list:

Fizzy gravy
Incel fortune cookies
Donkey dentist
Apu (henry) hoover
Lego napoleon movie
Boots home euthanasia kit
Skagvent calendar
Cowboy themed italian restaurant
Contactless card 2p machines
Transparent Burqa for non-muslims
Philip Schofield Halloween mask
Shower beds
Deliveroo pints in glasses
Pockets for cats (kitpock)
Bic pen sharpeners
Vodka infused spam
Migrant hotel management video game
Tennis rackets for grenades
Eastern themed gay nightclub, the sultan of brooneye
Valentines meals for one
Ordnance survey globes
Kippah with hair on for secret jews
Iced porridge
Velcro toilet seats for astronauts
Monopoly migrant edition
Sycamore gap plastic sex arse
Staberdashery, Roadmen One Stop Shop
Steel toe socks
Blackout windows

>>513844051
Already exists kek

>>513841608
3/10

>>513842984
It's where they're going to put dole spastics

>>513843922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTkLA-5j0AA

>>513844495
I'd smash your head in and you know it lel

Truth bomb

Brits have more in common with muslims than the radical left communist thought

>>513845006
impossible because muslims aren't white

>In Greater Manchester, where flags have begun to emerge too, mayor Andy Burnham told BBC Radio Manchester that "flags are contentious… especially the flag of St George".

"I don't think you need to start going out painting your community, you can obviously display a flag if that's your choice but I don't know, I do wonder about the times we're living in," he said.

>"It's like people are seeking confrontation."

>>513845077
We're very intelligent but its the thing to pretend to be retarded. Everybody is larping as a tard.
In the sphere of ideas its the communist thats the outsider, Islam and "bongs" are acutely far more to the right than the commie mongs would like to entertain

guess boggy b didn't like the last thread
kek

>>513845259
the left / right paradigm is a larp
all that matters is in-group and out-group, and methods of survival and propagation
political ideology is a larp, policy is supposed to be pragmatic, not ideological

>>513844696
8/10 hilarity

>>513845154
>"flags are contentious… especially the flag of St George".
This is good, They're actively trying to censor your identity.
So genocides are good now? Brave new world

I like it

>>513845615
shithouse cope

>>513845623
this
its a good thing
I've already ordered a flag and I'm sticking it on my window

>>513840451
No they ate the roots of mangrove like trees

>>513845006
>Brits have more in common with muslims than the radical left communist thought

There is sort of an element of truth in what you are saying. The post 1960s radical left are intensely and expressively anti-white and anti-male and want to annihilate any sense of tradition or identity for white people or men.

By contrast radical muslims just want to spread and proliferate their own religious order. They tend to care less about race and obviously they are extremely patriarchal/anti-feminist.

I prefer to think of lefties progressive politics/radical left as more like HIV/AIDS which weaken the host culture and make it vulnerable.

However, when the host dies, the HIV dies with it.

>>513845572
It is, but when push comes to shove i can see islam and us siding against the communist themed one world order, But your correct thus far.
How long can islam larp as allies to commie dysgenics?

Pay for my travel for a fight
I particularly enjoyed the back and forth between him and his sock puppet but it was dragged out far too long really labouring the larp to the point of boredom
6/10

>>513845747
islam and the commies benefit from each other though, because they both dissolve western political power. they might be at odds with each other ideologically but we're their primary enemy because we're the focal point of power in the west. the day they start targeting each other is the day they don't see us as a threat anymore which is bad for us, not good

>>513845791
>boggo and gobbo are the same person

>>513845811
But with the assault on the English identity enfolding we're close to that perceived incident. Something has to replace the saints cross and both have designs on it. We can't be allowed to have our bias swayed by racial elements should this happen.

I dont seek conflict with islam under a commie banner

>>513845726
based

>>513846078
we'll see, we'll see
bed time for me

Decisive Dyer victory

The sock puppet vpn army
This had real potential to introduce interesting new characters unfortunately it was wasted by turning them into sycophants with no real depth of character. A waste of character development
2/10

>>513846197
what?
I just got up

well.....night night an good morning

Start learning muay thai and eating pad thai and speaking thai language

>New Epstein File Leaks

>>513844886
>Prince Andrew Albert Christian Edward, Duke of York
>Has knowledge of Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffery Epstein's sexual trafficking conduct and interaction with undersge minors

>>513846607
Duck pad se ew mogs chicken pad thai every day.

>>513846607
>muay thai
Guy i know is a master at that and i can wipe the floor with him blind folded.

This alone has put me off this discipline

>>513846662
what do you do

>>513846703
just boxing

>>513846745
wouldn't you just get raped by leg kicks meta, maybe you're just nails and he's just soft

>>513846852
yea i think that too, Wrestlers could likely easy fuck me up good too with take downs...

>>513846923
muay thai is only thing in walking distance of me, gonna start when i get my first pay check because it's quite a steep cost to get into it with all the clothes and specific gloves and shinpads bollocks

>>513847131
based!
It looks hardcore to learn, If you apply your own take on it you might reach levels yet unseen. The shin discipline looks rough as fuck

>>513841233
Field Marshal Montgomery
David Stirling
Andrew Cunningham
John Fisher
Bomber Harris

The berlin wall crushed us lads

like holy fuck, the berlin wall

Decisive communist victory
almost

The problem with Vatican II apologists like Timothy Gordon is that they over rely on juridical arguments which is absolutely inconsequential compared to that teachings of early Church Fathers like Dyer does

but damn that was the best eceleb catholic n ortho debate I’ve ever watched
Even Dyer said at the end that Gordon was superior to all his catholic eceleb counterparts

>>513847739
>the council bee
such a shit tattoo, it's on all the bins in manchester kek

>>513847702
>>513847742
I couldn't sit through 4+ hours of that, more power to you dago. It's almost time for mass here.

>>513848002
probably a pedo symbol like that butterfly one knowing politicians (especially this one)

>>513845077
neither is radical left communist thought

Describe modern UK in one word

>>513846624
Bots ignore the one useful post

>>513848209
it's hard for most people to care about epstein in the uk at the moment when there are mini-epsteins in every goverment position importing a billion bame-epsteins to our country

>A man in his 20s has died after suffering a head injury on a ride in a workplace accident at the Spanish City Summer Funfair in the Spanish City Plaza area of Whitley Bay in North Tyneside.
>Spanish City
>Whitley Bay


fuck are you northern monkeys up to

>>513848266
No one cares. Sure buddy

>>513837953 (OP)
The north east really is catching up lately

>>513848304
what did he mean by that?

>>513846290
>I believe in this
>yeah? well I believe in that
>kden
that's the debate summed up, didn't even have to listen to it

>>513846624
> Underage minors
We are talking about 17 year old "girls" here in a country that doesn't let you drink alcohol until you're 21.
No one with a brain gives a shit about this forced controversy. 20 or 30 years ago years ago a story like that would have been a bit of an embarrassing scandal in the News of the World about Prince Andrew being a dirty old man and then life would move on. You fucking weirdos today are so hysterical about everything.

>>513848567
>No one with a brain gives a shit about this forced controversy
Comedy gold

>>513848360
we have to get pedos out of our country's goverment before we can get rid of a mossad pedo cabal

>>513848302
Yet another Vax death. Rip.

>>513848621
There was no mossad blackmail ring. There was no "paedophila" just some 16/17 year old girls consenting to being exploited by rich old men. There is no evidence for anything else taking place that people like you have blown it up in to. The whole Epstein thing is a nothing burger. Otherwise show me the evidence.

>>513848479
>American Presidents
>Business people
>Foreign Leaders
From today's fresh leak.

>>513848656
How many times have they tried to make this Epstein thing go away?
Decades of effort to try and bury this and it still keeps rising from the grave

>>513848890
>A well known prime minister

>>513848856
Your fucked Mandelson just admit it

I don't come into these generals often, but when I do you insecure idiots are always feeding the ego of the least impressive, witty and intelligent thread celebrities. I don't know why you didn't bully these stupid cunts out of the thread years ago, but now look at them.
>>513843054
>>513844545
Are you two stupid? A HMO is a House of Multiple Occupancy. A terraced house converted into flats, for example. They can be spacious and privately leased.

>>513848952
I am the Prince of Darkness, the Godhead , the Lizard king. Do you truly believe your trivial human schemes are of any consequence to such a being?

>>513849113
You are lord rothschilds fuckpuppet

>>513849097
>he thinks a HMO is flats
Bless him

More comfortable spacious flats for dole spastics

>>513838046
Kemi bad enoch

>>513849244
I'm sure it's not just that but I live in a private one. It's a nice spacious flat that was recently renovated and I pay market rate for, only two miles from a major city centre. You can't just associate them with council housing.

>>513848890
Nothing will happen to any of these people. Americans idolise the wealthy and powerful, because they’ve been brainwashed from a young age to think they can make it too if they just ‘work hard’. In a sane country, the press would be doorstepping each of these people to ask why they were palling around with a known paedophile. And Epstein Island is just the tip of the iceberg. Imagine all the heinous stuff they get up to that we don’t know about and never will.

>>513842984
It's a life hack to save up deposit for a house

>>513848890
I wouldn't want to speculate

>>513843922
Sun's out bums out

>>513849097
>A HMO is a House of Multiple Occupancy. A terraced house converted into flats, for example. They can be spacious and privately leased.
HMOs are rooms you rent in a house share you fat mong.

If you're lucky there's a shared living room for a few months before it gets converted into another let.

>>513849524
>Nothing will happen to any of these people.
Ok then

Wahey

>>513848266
Also, our most famous Epstein client is literally above the law, so we know nothing will happen to him or his taxpayer funded lifestyle.

mass fit check, all the homies fly as hell and you hate it

https://imgur.com/a/HJxONNW

>>513849610
Yes, that's what I said. They can be a house share with each tenant on a seperate contract, which is usually what defines them. But they can also be seperated flats that have been converted and renovated into their own spaces. In mine, it's a four story building with at least three rooms on each floor, converted into modern flats and only one occupant on each level. They're all at least worth £800 a month in rent before bills in this area. So it's not just a house share with communal living, and it's not just shitty poor council housing assignments either. Learn to read, you nonce.

>>513849651
Rip Stephen hawking

>>513847739
Were are the great white sharks when you need them?

>>513848856
The coordinated head in the sand mass denial that anyone is involved except Trump makes me think they're covering something huge. Few years back when Epstein was arrested Dispatches did an episode on him. No other prominent mainstream associate was included apart from Prince Andrew and Trump.

Team Clinton denied any association with NXIVM. That turned out to be a massive lie. Pizzagate had them all in a panic. No, I don't know what gameplan Trump and his guys are playing but they're definitely not telling the whole story.

30-yr index-linked gilt yield is about 1.25%
30 year gilts are at 5.55%

Looking at inflation to be at least 4.5% for the next 30 years lads.

Current half life of money = 17 years.
£1000 today will buy you £500 of goods in just 17 years.

Kind of hilarious how the anti english/uk flag thing has backfired. The easiest thing would've been for the flags to be left up in that one town. Taking it down only rallies people

>>513848927
Cherie Blair and Hillary worked together on some end child sex trafficking org along with some other women including Branson's mother.

I used to have a pdf on it that asked if the Clintons were involved in sex trafficking and how come despite all their noise and efforts to end it around the world it still persists and grows.

>>513850201
Let me know what penance I owe you

>>513850201
Clinton was pimping her daughter out to her lesbo cabal when she was well underaged

The flags are a great tactic.

Had cum all over my tits when I woke up just now, must have been a good night!

>>513849517
>I'm sure it's not just that
I'm sure it is. Anyway if you're not a dole spastic or a landlord you have no need to know about them

things are getting bad out there

>>513850746
Its a perfect move and unwinnable by the left.

>>513850888
there is a difference between restricting freedom, and restricting liberty

>>513850902
>the brown people take ownership and start waving England flags
wow that was hard

>>513849735
>gets caught in another half baked ill informed statement
>no u
Bless him

>>513849669
now let’s see ling’s fit

What a shit thread

>>513850974
Its too demonised now

Going to my local migrant protest today. Is it illegal to take a ham sandwich for my lunch

>>513850888
literally impossible to enforce

>>513851131
No violence, We're winning

>>513849527
Yes but you have to live with absolute spastics for 5 years first. I did it, bought the house, still not sure it was worth it desu. You would not believe how fucking stupid your average mong is until you have to live with them.

>when you were correct the whole time
>despite being fucking retarded and semi educated

poor poor little goblin has no mates kek

>>513850888
Banning people from pubs could be indirect discrimination

It's sunday morning, ffs. Can you lot stop bickering?

>>513851131
The stone island phalanx. Unstoppable.

"A man can lose everything he owns,yet lose NOTHING at all."
he's just stopped chasing what others are chasing, He starts to notice the performance. The need to be liked, he's not isolating himself out of pride. he's not chasing what others are still chasing.

to say the right thing
He steps back. The connection is no longer there because it was never real to begin with.

Not loneliness, Space between what he was and who he's to be.

>>513852248
Pubs should have their own powers to ban on a community-oriented level and case by case basis. Westminster must not interfere.
There are reasonable factors for a pub to ban a person, such as binge drinking, smoking indoors, pissing against the wall, excessive abuse towards staff and customers, etc. That is down to the pub itself.

For a millionaire with a cushy wfh government night shift job, 4 YouTube channels, an Instagram and alternative investments he really gets wound up when dole spastics are mentioned
Bless him

It's okay to be white and red.

>>513852369
he no longer plays along
That subtle shift is fundamental.
He still shows up, he's still polite.
he still cares, he still listens but no longer plays along

But people feel it
People are disturbed by this, Because he's not preforming for anyone. He wont fit into your roles. Its not dependant on being liked, He knows that if people saw what he saw nothing would be the same.

>>513852715
Which aftershave advert are you quoting?

>>513849638
top jej where is this

>>513852283
nope

Morning spakkers

Travel is an inalienable right that cannot be taken away
Remember that

Is the Church of England Christian?

>>513840078
>punch random white and scream nigger at the top of my lungs
>niggers crawl out of the walls and fill the street

Seeing as it happens every time, you’re half right. But niggers can only manage a mob, they could never manage an actual army.

>>513850974
the left will call a full black a white supremacist if they do not denounce the right. They're so insane there's no way for them to wave their own nations flag in the "correct" way. Its why they've started banging on about doing away with it.

>>513852903
CoE is Baphomet-Globalist

>>513842109
Fact.
England is occupied by Islam.
Islam isn’t a religion it’s an empire.

I’d count niggers and pakis. But they just attack everything it’s not personal for them.

>>513851085
No, but it is illegal to say how much you're enjoying it

Take a bottle of milk as well. Jews can't mix dairy and meat.

>>513837953 (OP)
Picrel is what I think when I see the words HMO.

>>513853049
An open plan design with plenty of sunlight.

SARR I AM BEATLES NOW

>>513842109
It's the flag version of "It's OK to be white", and it always seems to work.

>>513853049
>>513853195

>>513853195
All for a low orice of 800pm. It's okay, everyone is a working professional here.

>>513852792
I'm pointing out an alternative opinion to the critic of "having no mates".

To confuse isolation with absence, He is not absent he is simply no longer performing. He has come to prefer the space that honesty creates over the illusion that closeness demands.

The final shift, He doesn't need validation to know who he is.

>>513850107
No point posting this stuff here. The beginning and end of britpol's understanding of finance is how much free money you can get for being a spaz.

>>513852948
>it's about loving your neighbour!
>we are good and superior because we love everyone, and love is gooder than hate
It's amazing how this childish philosophy caught on so well.

>>513837953 (OP)
>gym -> HMO
>Trojan Fitness gym
>Trojan

>>513853239
Jade Goody's son Bobby Brazier is quitting EastEnders/showbiz and moving to India. Shilpa Poppadoms on the run

>>513853373
It's extremely feminine. Love your neighbor, even if hes just moved in from Eritrea

>>513837953 (OP)
restaurant got firebombed, notice anything?

>>513851085
If you aren't going to Notting Hill today, you're racist and should be arrested.

Bohill still breathes

>>513853318
And my post was a prod about you're platitudes sounding like the vague pretentious voiceover drummed up by a marketing campaign to sell aftershave.
>Cope, for men.

>>513853558
Huh, I wonder if the owner of Shalom Hot Bagels will buy the firebombed store next to it.

>>513853613
Could be, Neutrality for absence
Perhaps he's no longer invested in managing perception?

>>513849524
Something has to happen at some point

>>513853239
That film was such a pile of shit.

>>513853664
During the firebombing the dividing wall was damaged and the shop is now considered Greater Shalom Hot Bagels

>>513851852
I did it and don't regret. It worked out for me, wasn't that bad
Just found it on spareroom

>>513852868
Norfumberland

>>513853750
I will tell you, Half truths with lies
Andrew isn't a nonce but is fully retarded. (we know). Then the lie

Its managed perception
false narrative

>>513837953 (OP)

Reminder that all landlords are faggots and cucks, and being a tenant is a form of sexual slavery.

>>513853969
muh peasant struggles.
Have some pride and live in a tent, Rather than renting the fucking land of your ancestors you absolute cuck

>>513853925
Why are you talking so much about perception?

>>513854074
therein lay the lie for opportunists to create weapons of empathy

>>513853969
cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>513847739
also

>It was Prince Andrew
>It was Princess Sarah
>Sarah, the wife of Andrew
>Sarah Ferguson
There you go.

>>513854380
>bitch ex conspires with international blackmail racket to smear ex

Bit harsh

>>513854380
Ginger menace.
These leaks are badly redacted.
You can figure out half the stuff.

ZING!

>my fit polish hairdresser wearing a body suit today
*fist in my mouth screaming*

>>513854629
How prominent is his willy?

>>513842984
House of Multiple Occupancy. Also known as a bedsit.

Often a house that has had all of the rooms turned into bedrooms, with shared bathroom and kitchen facilities.

>>513854701
tell me more about the willy. Maybe post it even for all I care

>>513850888
things white people do

>>513854740
A bedsit implies not needing to share facilities.

>>513854701
She smelt like when you go your aunts friends house when you're a kid as well.
Like potpourri and britney spears perfume.

All this willy chat. I might fucking post it

Veitchberg is getting more unhinged every video

>>513838137
I don’t feel it I’m afraid. Maybe if we get another mass stabbing event?

>>513854886
i'd still rather live in a caravan in the woods than a mc
mansion in an unnatural landscape

>>513854886
If there's no facilities it's called a bedshit

https://xcancel.com/BenObeseJecty/status/1959009456601075864#m
>So many questions for Nigel Farage on his absurd ‘Operation Restoring Justice’ plan.
>Which ‘disused’ military bases specifically is he going to use to create 24,000 bed spaces?
>How will he negotiate a returns deal with the Taliban? What’s in it for them?
>How will he use Ascension Island to offshore migrants? It’s a highly sensitive joint-US SIGINT base.
>How will Farage use an RAF Voyager on standby for deportation flights when they’re leased from Air Tanker?
>Any journalist worth their salt could, and should, tear it apart. This plan is unworkable.
*folds arms*

https://xcancel.com/LucyGoBag/status/1959177117498798269#m
>Whatever your views or politics I promise you that what Farage sets out in The Times is not legally, financially, politically, diplomatically, socially or indeed logistically possible. Demand better briefings and more accurate plans from your politicians before you vote
*folds arms* x2

>>513855094
So good he is posting again but is he gonna address the absence? One of the videos he uploaded seems to have been filmed awhile ago

>I hope he’s ok

>>513855389
In the video I posted he's commenting that an article about underground london tunnels got him down a rabbit hole, so I imagine he's a bit of an obessive and covid/lockdowns surely didn't help

>>513855382
This farage stuff is frustrating as fuck.
>Farage lays out a workable plan
>WAHHH IT WON'T WORK
>Okay then so do the other parties have a plan?
>LABOUR ARE FAST TRACKING THE BACKLOG, IT'S WORKING! MUH INTERNATIONAL RULES-BASED ORDER.

Couldn't even tell you if Con or Lab (certainly none of Kier's 10 leadership election commandments are being enacted) actually followed any plans they set out before winning an election anyway, whole thing is pathetic and is just dividing the country even further. At least Reform are saying they'd bloody do something, whether they'd actually do it is unknown because they've never been in power.

>>513855501
Residents who live next to the 1

>>513855779
Farage is only saying it cos lowe and jenrick (and starmer lmao) blindsided him on deportation. A few week ago he was saying the same thing as them "mass deportation is literally impossible".
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/jY23LLS10pc

And ofc his rift with lowe was over lowe mentioning it too much. Mans a political prostitute.

>>513856070
I think he's just got his eyes on the polls and nothing else, not a thought leader just wants to win

>>513856185
Watched that livestream he did earlier, going on about muh rw thugs at epping "b-but antifa were there too". Really starting to dislike the man, hes got the gift of the gab and fuck all else.

>>513856070
Yeah the game online is shifting the Overton Window to force Farage to the right.
He doesn't really want to be saying any policies frankly, he gets forced into them to keep riding the wave.
My point was just how pathetic the tattling over parties' plans. No party gives a fuck about implementing their manifesto (unless the policy's impact makes quality of life worse).
People will vote Reform solely because Reform haven't had a chance to prove they will ignore their manifesto/plans/pledges. Whilst every other party (who ignores their manifesto/plans/pledges) bitches about Reform's pledges as if they are/have actually made any sort of change whatsoever.

I think a lot of people will vote Reform, but if Reform don't hold up their end when they're in power (which 95% chance they won't), large portions of the public will be even more apathetic than in the last election.

>>513850888


>New technology, including artificial intelligence, will lighten the administrative burden and free up time for probation staff to increase supervision of the most dangerous offenders and keep the public safe

>Currently, judges are able to give out limited bans for specific crimes, for example football bans for crimes committed inside a stadium on match day, to prevent further antisocial behaviour.
>The Government will change the law shortly so such bans can be handed down as a form of punishment for any offence in any circumstance..
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/criminals-to-face-football-travel-club-and-pub-bans

>Peter Kyle, Secretary of State for Science, Innovation and Technology in the UK, has reportedly held discussions with OpenAI that involve giving ChatGPT Plus access to all UK residents. This would be one of the first deals of its kind for OpenAI, after unverified reports claimed that the UAE was also giving free ChatGPT Plus access to all citizens earlier this year.
https://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/openai-deal-could-bring-chatgpt-plus-to-an-entire-country/

its going to be a weird totalitarian democracy i feel sorry for the innocents who are going to get mangled by it

>>513838046
>just saw the words "kemi badenoch"

she's at least better than Starmer

>>513854886
>A bedsit implies not needing to share facilities.

not in the UK

Whos the reform milf talking now?

Ffs they soft soap everything. All they have to do is be direct
>islamophobia definition: well scrap it
>osa: well repeal it
>hate speech laws: well repeal them
Etc

Sunday, fine day for a riot.

Bame fannies

>>513856490
no foreigners should be allowed in the goverment, it makes no sense. (starmer is a jew from czechoslovakia in the soviet union and the story about him being a tool makers son is fake) imagine if a pasty white man became president of nigeria or a christian became president of israel it just wouldn't be allowed. ridiculous shit we have to put up with

Muslims are disrespecting the English flag!!!!!! Someone tell Tommy Robinson!!!

There's fucking WWII planes flying over my house non stop. They were doing this all day yesterday too. What the fuck is happening?

>>513856425
>He doesn't really want to be saying any policies frankly
He wants to spend the time talking about s a n d w i c h e s

>>513841990
its fucking madness, with the cost of food I cant even be arsed in doing another bulk. I literally eat the most basic of items, mince beef, rice, various veg, skyr, oats, eggs etc and the food bill makes me want to kill myself. All either aldi price matched shit or tesco home brand, I literally couldn't gut my diet down any further without starving to death and I'm not a fat cunt.

>>513855779
>At least Reform are saying they'd bloody do something
oh well that's gogod then they're "saying they'll do something". Get over it immigration will never stop it's just a grift issue for scum Politicians to get votes.

Ffs. Dont google "jews in star wars" and look at the image results

>>513856855
Well now I have to do it
I wouldn't have to if you just didn't say anything, idiot

>>513856741
It is because you woke up singing 10 German bombers this morning.

>>513856762
Start foraging.

>>513856847
One can dream at least

>>513856924
countrysides been decimated to fuck tho, cant even properly forage anymore

>Because the sitting government can’t unilaterally decide to do whatever the hell it likes, there are checks and balances on all new laws, and safeguards built into conventions we have signed up to. Does this help you understand that these charlatans are lying to you?
>Not here you can’t. Not only do we have absolutely no desire to be like America, this is not America snd the same rules don’t apply.
Um, lol retard

>>513856999
Start trapping game.

>>513856455
>giving OPEN AI keys to everyone
its not fucking OPEN then is it

take your technocracy cyberpunk dystopia and kill yourself. you won't be around long enough to pull this shit.

>>513856533
Yes it does. Look it up, twat.

>>513856762
>£5 for 500g of 15% beef mince

>>513856999
Not really. I live in the countryside and there is plenty of food all around me just sitting there in the hedge
I know that i'll never starve, and that's reassuring. Knowledge ways nothing. Unless its the knowledge that your family has seen your browsing history or something

>>513857162
I mean weighs... don't correct me

>>513856762
I’ve got a leftover hash brown I couldn’t manage. Happy to post it to you.

>>513856762

here's me most recent shopping bill lad, there is few things i need but still pricey as fuck like bog roll and washing up liquid so they knock price up maybe £10-15

but for the other £70 or so, i'm barely fucking getting shite, there is milk, eggs, some chicken, tins of tuna and some frozen veg
aint no snacks or anything fancy either, think the most luxurious thing i got in that shop is some fucking mayonnaise

don't know how people are expected to live like this, it's fucking insane, 2 years ago this exact same shop would cost me like £40-45 tops

Intellectually and rebelliously handsome

>tfw wearing shorts
>elasticated waist
>2 holes at the front for some kind of drawstring
>none there
>feel around the back of shorts
>there's something by the waist
>might be the drawstring
>trying to pull the drawstring around to the front so I can pull it out of the holes
Fucking hate it lads.

>>513857207
>I mean weighs... don't correct me

>>513847131
>pay check
Faggot.

NIGGERS I'M TIRED AS FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

>>513857434
When you get it out tie a knot in each side so it cant go back through the hole

>>513857416
its so over, household products are the absolute worst, shit like kitchen roll, washing up liquid, bog roll, shaving cream, deodorant, shampoo, soap etc its so beyond grim how quickly it all adds up but then its like wtf am I supposed to do? not wash plates, not clean my arse, stop wearing deodorant, stop shaving my face, stop cleaning my hair etc

>>513857434
>>513857568
just dont put the string up your bum fren

>>513839968
argue what point? i haven't said anything to you except that

>>513857434
Use some long tweezers to pull it back through

>>513857601
yeah basically
all of those things

you can actually get away with shaving less or wearing deodorant less frequently
shampoo your hair once a week, water is actually fine for most hair with a lil soap in it

invest in paper plates

>>513857416
Buy bulk shitroll online, can get 40 rolls for like 20 squid. Also bulk catering packs of coffee soup etc.

>>513850976
Ah I see, you're just a retard.

>>513857601

it's fucking £3.50 for 6 rolls of the cheapest bog roll you can get, it's too thin and feels like fucking sandpaper on your arsehole as well
it's fucking paper! i remember when 6 rolls would cost less than a quid

>>513857678
but I dont want to be greasy, smelly and unkempt, this is bullshit.

>>513856762
I buy those big 2.2kg tubs of protein and get a third+ of my protein intake a day from that, i haven't done the maths but that must save a bit

>>513857739
Skill issue

>>513857749
hygiene has always been a luxury of the higher classes
you're the unwashed masses, sorry pal

>>513857776
>getting most of your protein from powder
your stomach must be fucked though

>>513857800
well if im going to be poor either way then Id rather be clean, fuck it.

>>513857797
what do you do when you run out?
sit on the shitter for two days?

next day delivery?

>>513857776
You must be farting like a chinese tractor

>>513857776

i worked it out recently, they're basically £1 for 24g of protein
they're £30 each, got 30 scoops in and each scoop is about 24g of protein

it's probably the cheapest way of getting protein, but fuck me even those have shot up in price, use to get'em for £20-22 not long ago

anon yesterday was right, i do regret drinking yesterday. 9 days down the pan.

>>513857860
Are you josh

>>513857860
>cheap protein

>>513857853
Yes, but, and heres the pro tip, you buy them again before you run out...

>>513857255
>couldn’t manage.
Smol lad

>>513857919
absolute dogshit that though, probably got a paragraph of preservatives in it

>>513857919

About same price as protein powder to be fair lad for amount of protein they contain, maybe slightly worse depending on what else they added to it.

>>513857919
Deenz or mackerel was best cheap prorien, but even thats expensive af now

>>513857925
yeah but you always run out of bog roll at the worst times though

Just found online a 4kg bucket of protein for £40, bet it tastes like shit though

>>513858212
dont fucking ingest that shit

>>513857972
it's actually really nice. have it with some salami and olives

>eat pure powder
>remain unwashed
>live in a dirty shithole

advice for surviving 2025 britain, fuck me

>>513858220
this man is a fool
ingest all of it, at once

>>513858015
bloody pound now. i thought they were taking the piss at 85p

>>513858259
thats just pure slop though, mystery meat shite. Pot noodles from the corner shop are also really nice but I'm not having them either.

>>513858261
living in a pod also helps

and stop eating avocados!

>>513858264
you'll shit out your large intestine, only do it if willing to post results.

>>513858308
already live in a pod, podmaxxed me pal
>avocados
never was a fan of those anyway, nor netflix or starbucks

Nuke London.

>>513858680
Good idea that.

>>513858514
comfy

>>513858680
>>513858729
northern parasites

>>513858680
London 9.8M people, mainly brown or evil.
Birmingham 2.7M "people" , nigs.
Nuke them and an easy 12 5 million evil brown invaders and stupid wagie consumers will be cleansed.

I have the biggest willy itt

>13 people viewed my linkdin in private mode
bit creepy, dont like that

>>513858944
meet me round the back of albert docks and we can compare

>>513858944
Corr. Well jelly.

>>513858994
Is your name Bob?

>>513858909
the implications of fallout with weather patterns makes nuking these cities unfortunately tricky
you're gonna basically totally fuck up the most farmy places in the country and make the middle of england, already a hellhole backwater of inbred freaks, an irradiated wasteland and seperate the north from the south

on paper I am all for nuking London and Birmingham but you need something cleaner and purer and it needs to still leave enough of Britain left to actually still have a Britain

it's tricky

>>513858944
I have the most average willy itt at 5.5 - 6 on a good day

>>513858963
Yes. Having a LinkedIn account is very creepy. What are you? A middle management wagie?!

>>513859081
mines 6 inches but very girthy, as in wont fit in a toilet roll tube

>>513859092
No I created it ages ago in uni then never really used it

>>513859108
which sort of toilet roll tube though? because mine wont fit in some brands but does fit in others, I think its just average very very average girth as its proportionate to the length, however, the base of it is much girthier and average condoms strangle the base of my knob

>>513859076
>need something cleaner and purer
Tactical exorcisms

My balls are like two primed hand grenades

>>513850888
That seems rather unenforceable

>>513847390
>Bomber Harris
He broke down crying on the telly.

quite like warhammer lore but fuck actually playing it, could not be arsed

GIVE IT BACK

>>513859813
oh fuck that looks nice, how do you make that?