Thread 513840127

Is the news based

>>513840127 (OP)
Does this rag smell funny?

dont mix vinegar and baking soda or else itll make a cool volcano but itll go everywhere and mom will get mad

>>513840127 (OP)
chloroform isn't as effective as Hollywood makes it seem

>>513840355
First hand experience or are you immune

>>513840127 (OP)
So which one should I make first

>>513840355
Did you get caught?

>>513840301
Thanks bro

>>513840127 (OP)
i made the mistake of mixing bleach and vinegar to clean some old pots. ho ho ho was my face red.

>>513840127 (OP)
> Did the news just teach us
how to make Chloroform

I have always considered daily news outlets to be demonic in nature

>>513840675
>>513840758
I've been chloroformed and I've done it to others. It takes a while, if you can do it you can also just choke somebody out.
t. old enough to have trichloromethane lying around the 6th form chem lab.

>>513840127 (OP)
"Parecetic acid" should actually be peroxyacetic acid. It is a strong disinfectant. Hospitals use it, and I make it at home all the time.

DO NOT MIX
White country + jews
White country + shitskins

>>513840127 (OP)
what if i mix everything

>>513841192
>A rape victim turned into a rapist
Tragic

>>513840355
That's why you had to leave India huh

Proportions are everything

>>513840355
This. It was just a plot contrivance for movies and TV shows before every man and his dog knew how to choke someone out.

>>513841797
There were 2 girls in that class, did cop a feel.
Gives you a stinking headache too, can't recommend.

>>513840127 (OP)
>...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0

>>513840127 (OP)
If I huff bleach and rubbing alcohol mixed together will I have a fun time?

>>513841888
Chloroform was the main method of surgical sedation before general anesthesia. It was very common and every doctor's lab would have it.

If you live in Florida and find some manchineel trees on your airboat, you can have a lot of fun with those.
Also, you can make chloral hydrate by keeping the bleach+alcohol solution acidic. I think it's acidic. Consumer bleaches are alkaline normally.

>>513840355
This Canadian serial killer who was in the military killed women because he thought hitting them in the head would knock them out.

>>513840127 (OP)
>there are people who think banning guns will stop killing sprees when pissing in a bucket of bleach next to an air vent can kill half a building

>>513840127 (OP)
>paracetic
"Peracetic"

>>513841650
So why did they discourage the making of it?

>>513842204
And here i thought it was just a bottle of whiskey and a bullet to bite.

>>513842846
I read it as pancreatic.

now tell them about how artificial sugars can be miencrafted into plastic explosives in minecraft

dont do that shit though you'll go to prison

>>513843097
That was the main method before chloroform lol. Chloroform was a gamechanging miracle for surgery.

>>513843277
Imagine being the last guy to have a limb chopped off the old way. Poor fucker.

>>513840127 (OP)
How bad is chlorine gas?

>>513844450
It's mustard gas. It'll kill you in big enough concentrations. If you're asking, you shouldn't be making it.

>>513844450
You probably can't gas yourself with it because even the tiniest whiff of that shit will drive you through the nearest opening you can find. It's god awful nasty shit, chloramine is only about 25% as bad and it's the stuff people make that clears out department stores. If you ever wanna disperse a riot, mix some chlorine up and push it around in a mop bucket near the crowd. Just keep a bottle of UNOPENED hypochlorite and muriatic acid in your car/truck for emergencies.

I one time gassed myself by pissing into a bucket with bleach in it-- never forget, never again

>>513845377
OH, don't make chlorine unless you have a respirator mask rated for chlorine. You'll still have eye irritation unless you have good goggles. But man will you disperse a crowd. The major use of chlorine in WW1 wasn't to kill, it was to disperse enemy entrenchment and break foxhole lines by dispersing the enemy. Basically ultra-powerful tear gas.

How do i make fart spray?

>>513846112
Same way you make jenkem

>>513844450
Chlorine strips free electrons off of the lining of your lungs, causing chemical burns. Not fun.
>>513845150
>It's mustard gas
Mustard gas is worse because it works on skin contact, causing boils. A gas mask will save you from chlorine gas. Mustard gas? Not so much.

>>513841888
Yeah. It's a just a trope. Same with the whole severe head trauma to the back of the skull never causing a fatal brain hemorrhage or anything like that and it being completely harmless beyond making someone take a perfectly timed nap for however long the plot needs for everyone to do what they need to do and be where they need to be thing. Old time radio detective show were particularly bad with that one. A little drain bamage never hurt anyone, left?

>>513846222
I once made sulfur mustard. I had the tightest asshole on earth for that 4 days.

>>513846524
Ah the joys of home chemistry; one of the few hobbies where it's very possible to gas, explode, or give horrible burns to, yourself.

>>513846524
Did you make it inside your asshole?

>>513846719
Well at least I don't need a drug dealer.

>>513846854
Thinking about this hurts, and itches. Try it yourself.

No.they are just teaching you how to make some kick ass crystals. Now go get a straw and some pennies im gonna show you something cool

Anyone have the one where the /k/ommando tried to test his new gas mask and ended up killing himself with chlorine gas? Spilled the mixture on himself too and the skin was sloughing off from the chemical burns in real time. RIP to a real one.

>>513844450
Want a sample of it? Pour bleach in your toilet bowl and clean it. Take your brush, scrub it, all that jazz then let it sit. Come back later and pee in it. It's not strong enough to do anything but it will get your attention, especially if you don't drink enough water.

>>513847219#
Literally came here to say that lul

35211774 was the OP in that thread, rlly fuxxed up desu, F anon
The whole info for the thread was Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)13:45:03 No.35211774