Thread 513843919

>>513843919 (OP)
old crow medicine show? what the fuck is this, the 2000s again? are you going to masturbate to Prairie Home Companion again you dumb hick? the only people who ever listened to that are skanks with a moustache tattoo on their finger.

fuckin' hillniggers.

>>513843919 (OP)
"hillbilly" life is watching your family get destroyed by opioids while spying on your neighbors and voting against your best interests

Sending love from Portland Oregon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gB5CJIZc_A

>>513845984
what do you think happens when you feed fish in a tank the same concentration of meth in the river water? you get tweaker fish because their biology is close enough to ours that even fully metabolized meth will get them twacked. control fish in the tank beside them aren't tweaking out.

https://www.livescience.com/meth-addicted-brown-trout.html

hillbilly life is doing so much meth that the fish get fucked up. makes sense, considering those inbred dimwits would take their children fishing and swimming in those same ponds.

get your kids addicted to meth early on, thats the hillbilly way.

>>513846553
less shitty article. learn up fuckheads.

https://journals.biologists.com/jeb/article/224/13/jeb242145/270755/Methamphetamine-pollution-elicits-addiction-in

>>513845607
They made it to the big time. Grand ol opry and shit. Got a problem?

>>513843919 (OP)
Since when does Limmy do skits with firearms?

>>513846630
>Grand ol opry
branson? fucking BRANSON? are you serious. hillbilly vegas is an accomplishment?

I do got a problem. fuck branson.

>>513846708
The grand ol opry isn’t in Branson. Dipshit. If you ever stepped foot in Taney County they would scalp you alive.

>>513846630
read about the stupid shit those dumbfuck bransonites are. dumbfuck hillniggers.

>>513846814
>Taney County
Howell county here you stupid hick, and the ol' opry is just as bad as the ballknobbers.

all that hick shit is the same.

>>513846838
What the fuck do you know about Vance Randolph? Next you’ll be saying you knew Shad Heller.

>>513846814
forsyth? I knew a skank from there once. she fucked this guy, Jim Beam. he was the one down in Moody, south of West Plains, selling all the meth/k2/spice/bath salts/synth to middle and high school kids in the ozarks. he shot himself, and I am glad, because he was a typical ozarkian, and especially around taney when he lived there, piece of shit.

fuckin. hill. niggers. all of them.

>>513846887
Hey motherfucker, you don’t talk about baldknobbers.

I would like to visit Branson

>>513846948
>Shad Heller
saw him perform once during a trip there as a child. never again. the fucking canoe river ride smelled like a bag of smashed assholes because they hired a bunch of fucking carnies to run the place. silver dollar hillniggers.

>>513847056
baldknobbers can suck my average sized cock. every time I visit down there, its just more and more skanks and twacked out addicts. them and the ridgerunners too.

>>513847077
I can smell the East Oklahoma on your momma’s drawers.

>>513847129
and I can smell your dads cum in your drawers.

>>513847129
>East Oklahoma
claims to know taney county, but not howell. wouldn't be surprised if someone is reading all this text for you. fucking illiterate hillniggers.

>>513847185
You never even been to state line liquors. Does it get weird at Christmas when your daddy is your uncle? Do you call him Uncle Daddy?

>>513847153
Your mama is so fat her cpap is a Chevy.