Thread 513846321

I was at the bar tonight. Zoomer bro and his friends I've known for about 3-4 years. Working as a waiter/bartender. Basically is being fired or leaving or something. Got the impression restaurant owner needs to hire newly adult kids as nepotism hires, is pushing regulars to move on.

Dude is working to get other bartending and other gigs but it's all iffy. He's thinking of joining the military at age 26.

Zoomers are not okay. Millennials crashed out and failed, but it was assumed Zoomers were okay but this was a false impression based on the idea that young people shouldn't be rich, shouldn't be married, shouldn't own homes.
In fact, as Zoom-zooms approach 30, they're crashing out harder and faster than Millennials. This was obviously completely predictable.

The issue is Boomers were the first generation where you didn't HAVE to get married once you were around 22 years old, so a lot of toxic marriages never occurred. Gen X had toxic parents that Millennials didn't have because they never got married. However, Boomers still married if there was love, leading to the first generation of massive divorce.
This means that Zoomers are the first generation where if the parents were dysfunctional and didn't want kids, they didn't happen, so Zoomers were a more intentional generation with more attentive parenting. Gen Alpha is mostly niglet EBT babies.
Anyway, Zoomers faced less dysfunction than Millennials, and there's fewer of them, but their economic and social conditions are awful.

Millennials are crashing out right now, hitting 40 as obese, alcoholic lonely losers with the highest early mortality rates ever and it's only getting worse.
However, tonight I saw the first signs that Zoomers may actually beat us, and crash out before we do. It's just starting to happen.

Learn to write better, ameribro

>>513846321 (OP)
Yeah, they aren't doing OK. I'm worried about them. I don't hate them at all. I try to give them a hand up at work best I can, too. No one else is gonna do it.

>>513846321 (OP)
I got really drunk and high once in a nightclub and did this dance
I was so fucked up that I didn’t even feel cringe while doing it. I wish I was young again

>>513846321 (OP)
Lay off the cocaine.

>>513846321 (OP)
Tell me which generation wrote this confusing blogpost and we'll execute that generation.

>>513846408
>>513846507
Weird projection.
During the day, Zoomers characterize my basic English literacy as "an AI wrote this."

>>513846567
Even in 2015, this shit was par for the course on the tourist chan. This thing of more than 200 words being "AI" or a "blogpost' is after 2021 once the Zoomers discovered HTML.

>>513846321 (OP)
>hitting 40 as obese, alcoholic lonely losers
I am not an alcoholic!

>>513846321 (OP)
Zoomers got hit hard with identity politics, which millennials mostly avoided until they were already in adulthood.

Imma try and fuck the 20 year old chick at work, who gives a fuck

>>513846585
Zoomers are hooked on the Internet and electronics
They spent their whole lives plugged in unlike millennials who remember a society without Internet and smart phones
They are incapable of telling the machine "no" so they will continue to feed the beast

>>513846321 (OP)
Millenial, boomer, zoomer, gen alpha, such insincere weird names and the age ranges are unclear and varies from person to person.

I think you'd have a better conversation if you used the ranges of birth years.

>>513846585

Are you black? You write like a middle school student. Are your coworkers black?

>>513846321 (OP)
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WHAT?!?

A lot of millenials will be inheriting money and houses from boomer parents. Zoomers will get nothing.

>>513846321 (OP)
Zoomers
Boomers
Millenials
Gen X
First generation

It really is the end times when you have a fucking weird made up word for every generation.
It's over, guys. Was fun shitposting with y'ALL.

>>513846321 (OP)
idk I’m a millenial dad to a zoomer and they have it a bit better with parenting consistency, less dads at the VFW all day kind of shit

otherwise these kids have no real drive to do anything. can’t really blame them and I have a family craft my son will learn and be fine - but covid really blew up the whole bridge, now if you want to succeed you have to fucking swim

>>513846633
>I was at the bar tonight
Yes, this is in fact a blogpopst. OP is a faggot but yes, zoomers are every bit as fucked as we millennials were. Deal with it, there is no way to fix anything within the system and nothing we add to the system will do so either. People and anons on here are to deathly literally-pissing-pants afraid of the word "violence" ever being threatened too, so don't count on some sort of "revolution" to reset the faggotry. At best all we're ever gonna see is some lone wolves go off the handle on the wrong things when they finally crack, then they'll be labeled glowniggers by all the people who want someone else to fight the fight they never will.

>>513846321 (OP)
>hang out exclusively with failures
>guys, everyone is a failure

>>513846321 (OP)
>zoomers had it worse because they're the first generation with attentive parents
what?

>>513846585
you writing style is like that of a mixed race zoomer attempting to larp as a white millenial. like a cringeworthy attemp to make /pol/ feel sorry for your generation. if you really need some advice or even some emotional support, spill the beans. you're getting no sympathy by attempting to fool your elders.

>>513846321 (OP)
Zoomers never got to experience what it was like to have free speech on a de-centralized Internet, have meaningful employment, or interact with each other in a safe white nation. Nowadays if you don't have family connections you're forced to fight turd world shitskins for the most degrading, soul crushing "jobs" that pay pennies on the dollar, and any form of expression is tightly regulated on whicher handful of mainstream media social networks they've been brainwashed to partake in. At least us millennials got to experience the gold age of the 90's before it all went to shit. Zoomers don't even have that, they have no reference for what freedom and happiness really are. How can you fight for something you never felt, or knew existed?

>>513846816
>Millenial, boomer, zoomer, gen alpha, such insincere weird names and the age ranges are unclear and varies from person to person.
>I think you'd have a better conversation if you used the ranges of birth years.
stuffing individuals in arbitrary groups is a disingenuous way of creating identities and thus influencing people via group dynamics. faggy op is trying to idpol susceptible readers into demoralisation and killing themselves. that's why i hope that someone's going to eventually kill his perfidious arse someday. i have cunts such as him or most of /pol/

>>513847358
don't you have some shit to play with, kraut?

>>513847227
Again, weird non-sequitur.
It's classic chan effort post writing style. I'm bridging multiple subjects which ought to be familiar to the audience, and mentioning key substantive points without having to say more and waste time, completing a full picture of the idea I hope to convey.
This used to lead to hundreds of replies of substantive conversation.
I know /pol/ is botted to death, but I also think Zoomers are genuinely illiterate and retarded.

>>513847315
It's rough. That was my point. We were high on them and down on Millennials only because Zoomers hadn't aged enough to have to deliver some sort of result, but now the requirements of age are hitting them and they have nothing to show and are crashing out harder - and I admit Millennials crashed out pretty hard - than us.

>>513846321 (OP)
>Gen X had toxic parents
I'm a millennial with boomer parents. And they are, as much as I hate the term, very toxic. Constant arguing and fighting when I was a kid, very emotionally cruel despite being very religious. Divorced, horrible life and financial decisions, etc.
Is that just my situation or is there something about that age group that is shitty? The best way I can describe it is that they can be very nasty and seem to love being noisy and arguing all the time.

>>513847441
not part of my identity either, nice try though. perhaps i'll come play with you someday when i'm on vacation on the secondworst continent

>>513846321 (OP)
>but it was assumed Zoomers were okay
Who ever thought this they suck. They're not hard workers they can't put their phones down for 10 mins, they all are trying to be an influencer they're useless. Isn't the rich zoomer a fucking youtuber?

I like zoomers but they are interracial cucks from early porn exposure. I was talking to a zoomer coworker about anime and mentioned how one of the girls was hot and he said "made for bbc". Even though he may have been joking, it's sad that that's the first place he went when thinking of an attractive woman. Another zoomer coworker told me about how he donates to ethots for what he thinks is "exclusive content".

>>513847518
We don't say 'crash out' or 90% of the brain rot NPC zombie speech you've uttered in every one of your posts which you undoubtedly typed out with tan mulatto hands.
Picrel: It's what I imagine you look like.

>>513847544
No you missed the point. Gen X was slightly less likely to be toxic because they weren't required to marry like boomers were. Their kids were more intentional.
However, Gen X's parents had no agency over marriage at all, whereas boomers could wait to get married and also could divorce if the marriage was toxic. This did more damage to Millennials than Zoomers received, because certain Gen X couples just never had kids. However, Gen X had higher toxicity in their upbringing that Millennials did and passed some of that on to Gen Z.
Millennials just didn't have kids, so other than the majority brown Gen Alpha, Alpha is somewhat based because they're all intentional.

>>513847958
Yet I bet you say Goon and Chud.

>>513847984
No? Why the fuck would I? What?

>>513848046
You can't just roll in, declare, "Bro do you even read the room?" and then act like you can't read the room. This is pilpul tier bullshit basic psyop tactics.

>>513846321 (OP)
Pessimism is a sin. Depression is a sin. OP is a wall of lies.

>>513846468
I try to teach them about self respect as often as possible. They have absolutely no positive male role models.

>>513846989
>these kids have no real drive to do anything
There is no reward for working hard, so why should they?
I like to remind young men that while they're busting their ass worrying that they'll never make enough money to own a house and find a wife, Pedro, Abdul and Jammal are having 10 kids and getting $5,000+ dollars a month paid for by their taxes.

>>513847607
keep sucking muslim dick, you russian rape baby. your 12 year old grandma's cunt must have gotten so fucked by kossak bvlls you must feel the sore in your own ass to this day.

>ameritard boomertroon projecting while posting a gen alpha webm
?????
who the fuck is making these retarded threads unc frfr

>>513850190
He's literally *the* zoomer, dumbass

>>513850253
you are dumb and retarded and homosexual
oldest zoomers are pushing 30 soon btw, whatever your projection was about muh internet before the iphone also applies to them, easily
so fuck off
quick reminder that you reap what you sow, kids stick to ipads not because they are stupid, they do it because their retarded parents let them do it without saying a word, this is common """nu-parenting"""

this board is actual brain rot, do you people even realize how retarded you all sound. Generalizing everything into what the calendar days add up to along with sharing anecdotal experiences because none of you are capable of understanding anything complex at all. I lost brain cells reading this thread, it's a complete waste of energy coming on this pathetic shill and bot infested board.

>>513851228
I’ve noticed a massive psyop lately and it’s here ITT too that is trying to make us act like there are no generational differences anymore now that the boomer-millennial divide is proving that the country is worse now.

>>513846785
>who gives a fuck
Me with my shred of self respect left and fear of humiliation, also knowing full well it ain't happening, simple as.
They sure are cute though.

>>513846321 (OP)
can confirm I woke up this morning and crashed out then I crashed out and currently im crashing out I think I'll go crash out after posting this

>>513851228
/T, HANG YOURSELFS ZOOMERBOOMERCOOMERGANG

>>513846816
There are really only 2 age groups for adults, working age, and retired, and the retired are living off a ponzi scheme that is a destroying the Western birthrates, the Demographic Transition Model where money goes to creating an even bigger and older retired parasite class that feeds on the young. Nothing else matters in the West but killing the pensions system and pensioners.

>>513851304
>more made up shit out of your ass
ok bro keep me updated

>>513846321 (OP)
>The issue is Boomers were the first generation where you didn't HAVE to get married once you were around 22 years old, so a lot of toxic marriages never occurred. Gen X had toxic parents that Millennials didn't have because they never got married.
are you assuming boomers were parents to gen x?
millenials were mostly brought up by boomers, not gen x
gen x was brought up by silent gen

>>513851304
ive looked at all your posts now and i realize youre not actually retarded. but man your original post for this thread was written extremely bad and makes assertions that are legitimately untrue.

all millennials are crashing out right now and are 40 year old obese alcoholics and are dying at an increased rate? im sure theres some stats on the obesity rate to support that and yes any age group is going to have a higher mortality rate as it increases in age. youre jumping to conclusions here.

your main post jumps all over the place with the parenting theory youve laid out too. there are toxic parents in every single age cohort, i fucking guarantee you that. there are a lot of "toxic" people in america in general. a lot of millenials had toxic parents (i didnt but a few of my good friends growing up truly, truly did), a lot of gen x kids had loving parents, and so on.

lasty i have to say again that your final claim that all the millennials are crashing out is just plain wrong man. i work with tons of millenials, boomers, gen x, and zoomers. mostlly millenials and gen x though, and you know why? because you zoomers are flaky, smoke dab weed carts and cant pass a piss test, lowest amount of drivers licenses' in US history too btw (you have to have a license at my job), and then when a zoomer is getting trained they have a massive shortcoming with not being able to admit they dont know how to do something and receiver all constructive criticism on par with attempting to murder them.

if the millenials are crashing out over anything, its watching the generation of kids after us enter to workforce and act like even BIGGER retarded faggots than we have been capable of, and i never thought that was possible

>picrel, i hope youre not a half nig zoomie and can actually accept this critique without "crashing out" like a little nigger

>>513850190
>gen alpha webm
Nah that's old enough that it's genz.

>>513846585
Your post is full of zoomerspeak garbage, it muddies your broader points and dampens any empathy you wish to engender in the reader.

no shit...the moment a single broccoli head appeared and it wasn't a joke, you knew shit was cooked af

>>513846321 (OP)
can you imagine people in the 1700s, 1800s, or any era for that matter but the modern cancer we live in now, using terms like this for every generation? yea u probably can cause you're stupid. They didnt talk like this, they didnt name their generations cause they werent THAT stupid

>>513846408
>Learn to write better, ameribro
this, you are not even a schitzo, its just a chaotic prose

>>513846321 (OP)
tl;dr