Thread 513847579

I demand that you let me become spiritually Jewish, and thus Jewish. I know you won't get me a cushy job, or send me anonymous money, or even let me laugh in the presence of your synagogues (Nor would I want to) but I wish to convert a Judaism that allows me to shed the shackles of morality. I want to reserve the right, as a free Jew, to be antisemitic, to use or disuse pilpul as I like. I demand this because I suspect it is true. I even have a Jew in my records on the internet. It would all make much more sense. The gotcha is that being a Jew won't save you from oblivion at the hands of more important, true, and real Jews. What if I accept. What if it is but a salve to my soul to be spiritually Jewish, and thus Jewish, just as announced. I bid you good day. SELAH.

I have had sex with multiple prime Yentas and have absorbed their essence

We don't take jeets, sorry

Zionism is just an operation. Even a Roman could be spiritually Jewish.

>>513847753
>Must be nice to be Chadpreet

>>513847808
A smelly shit muncher

I think Satsuki is definitely Jewish. I'd like a Jewish wife like this.

>>513847852
Even Yentas can't refuse Chadpreet and I say that with a heavy heart Jewbro, they stole our women. It's not even sexy cuckolding, just depressing.

>>513847909
You can be a shabbos goy. And that's all you will ever be.

>>513848022
I will only accept being potentially more Jewish than you in particular. I'm the whole Jewish Ghetto.

>>513848169
That's too bad. You will dedicate your pathetic existence to advance jewish interests. Your one shot at life, used for someone else.
And you will do it with a big shit eating grin.