Thread 513853092

>>513853092 (OP)
Get out in nature. You did not evolve to sit on your ass doomscrolling all day. You need sunlight and you need to interact with nature.

>>513853092 (OP)
Get a job you love. Everything else falls in place after that.

>>513853092 (OP)
Give up.

>>513853092 (OP)
Not all hunting accidents are accidents.

Do not ever tell your girlfriend or your wife your secrets

Do not do it
You will regret it
Even if they’re a top tier woman
You will regret it
Trust me

It may be now it may be 3 years from now but you will regret it and you will be beating your head saying “anon warned me, I thought she was different”
Don’t do it

They will use it against you
Whether as ammo in an argument
Whether as a way to discount you as a man
Whether as a form of revenge in a break up even if she was the problem
You will regret it
>”B-but I trust her and this sits heavy on my heart”
Don’t fucking do it faggot
Hold that shit in forever, it won’t be worth it when you’re embarrassed or she uses it to hurt you or make you feel bad
It won’t be worth it when she shares it with the world

Don’t fucking tell any woman ever, any secret that you don’t care about getting out
You can tell them secrets that you planned to give them that make them feel like they’ve unlocked some kind of deepness with you
Ie; a fake secret

But anything real, anything that can hurt you, anything that is personal.
Do not
Share
Your
Secrets

>”anon this girl is different, she’s smart and she’s not petty and she’s not vindictive, she won’t ever do that”
Yes she will

Cue the stupid faggot who’s been married a few years coming in
>”Dont listen to this anon, I have a super special relationship with my wife who is very different and I can and have told her everything, did I mention she’s special?”
She’s not, he’s going to regret it in time
I don’t care how many years it takes
He will regret it
You will regret it

If you read this, don’t ever fucking complain ever; EVER that no one warned you or you didn’t see it coming

Don’t share your secrets

>>513853092 (OP)
if you do something big make your story so outrageous people laugh until you win

>>513853092 (OP)
Pay whores instead of fucking fat bitches. You can wash away the shame of paying a whore, but you can never wash away the stink of a fat bitch from your soul. The smell will haunt you.

>>513853092 (OP)
>tips
holy cow the jannies are kicking ass tonite
15 threads just got whacked top kek
KEEP IT GOING PEDES
jannies dont do anything until multiple reports

>>513853092 (OP)
that's bs though. At least in Poland. You get roughly set prices for a single person and you can modify them up with dishes and alcohol. And you also have to pay for a music band etc and the fact that the staff has to stay till later
basically the cost of the wedding depends mostly on the number of people. for 100 people it's not that crazy, but it gets crazier with bigger numbers

>>513853615
awe so cute thinking you can beat eglin afb

If you have to fight for it, then it's not yours to begin with.

>>513853670
I want to marry polish woman

>>513853467
So, what was the secret that a woman threw back at you?

>>513853467
Trvke

>>513853949
It’s happened many a times with different women
Sometimes spectacular women
Small secrets, big secrets, all secrets

>So, what was the secret that a woman threw back at you?
Nice try ex

don't stick your dick in crazy
all relationships are transactional
nobody is going to help you
stop worrying about it

>>513853467
This rule also extends to her close friends and family. There's always gonna be 2-3 that don't like you and will use it to try and break you up or just make your life miserable.

>>513853092 (OP)
zero grains, dairy, sushi, supplements, or processed food at all
cook a variety of raw meats, fish, nuts, fruits, and vegetables for meals
1 glass of red wine for dinner, no other alcohol
skip a meal once a week, skip eating a day once a month
this is how you get healthy, and what you should build your body on
this is also what pregnant women should be eating minus the wine
a child built from the ground up on this will be healthier than everyone else

>>513853921
pretend you're italian or be filthy rich and it's doable
Romanians don't have the greatest opinion in Poland, courtesy of gypsies.

>>513854250
Anon , I-...

>>513854203
>zero dairy
You’re not white

>>513854202
Correct

>>513853092 (OP)
read bible

>>513853467
>>513853949
>>513853952
>>513854202
The issue is that women expect you to give up a few secrets, or they get antsy and upset because they feel like they don't have any leverage on you. It's how women establish trust among their own friend groups. The trick is to make up one or two fake secrets and then dole them out carefully after she presses you enough.

Tips:
1. You really, really need to indicate that you need her to keep it secret forever. This is important. She needs to think *you* care.
2. It needs to be something serious-sounding and realistic. Iron out all the details in your mind and exhaustively rehearse a narrative.
3. You have to pretend that it affected you deeply, and it torments you, and all that stupid horseshit, etc. You can't half-ass this part.
4. If it's a lie that could cause trouble, it needs to be easily disproven in an emergency, so you can sue her for slander and civil damages.
5. Only tell *her* and no one else. Play dumb when others ask. That makes her look like a crazy liar if (when) she blabs.

I actually love women, but you need to take precautions just like you would with any other wild animal.