Thread 513860301

Labour to abolish most short prison sentences in England and Wales

>Ministers will legislate next month to abolish most short prison sentences and introduce a Texas-inspired system whereby inmates can earn early release as part of an attempt to avert another prison crisis.

Government sources said the legislation, which will bring about the biggest shake-up in sentencing laws in England and Wales for three decades, would be introduced once MPs had returned to the Commons in September.

>They said Shabana Mahmood, the justice secretary, was conscious of the need to implement the changes quickly before prisons had another capacity crunch next summer.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/aug/24/labour-abolish-most-short-prison-sentences-england-wales

accidentally cummed while jelqing for FUCKS sake

The far right are becoming emboldened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C635kKjciLM

am scholarly handsome

Ooga booga!
Hundreds of riot police forming up for the "London Nigger Carnival"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmwmQr1jcUo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLHC3HnkNVs

Has Starmer given the word to "Crack those coons skulls!" ?

Jail all white men and there will be no more crime

devices coming along nicely lads, got the core set up

just a few more switches to add and a few plugs, just updating the firmware on the rest of the light bulbs first

Talk of my big willy will dominate this thread

>>513860301 (OP)
Superb, we can now have crime levels similar to Texas.

can't believe the evil plan that john malkovich had in johnny english has actually become a reality

>>513860469
Ah, white women.

>>513860301 (OP)
How about building more prisons to cope with the influx of foreign criminals? it's funny how the government can always find money when it comes to paying to house illegals in hotels but they somehow can't afford to expand prison space.

>>513860560
> Texas Senate fast tracks THC ban, flood prep and bathroom restrictions for transgender people

Is he still doing the lone wolf larp

>>513860624
Self defence is encouraged in Texas. Probably.

>>513860395
Alri Josh la?

>>513860395
So that's how a millionaire lives. Interesting

>>513860580
In *Johnny English* (2003), John Malkovich plays Pascal Sauvage, a French businessman with a diabolical plan to seize the British throne. Sauvage, a descendant of Charles Edward Stuart, believes he has a legitimate claim to the monarchy. His scheme involves:

1. **Manipulating the Line of Succession**: Sauvage orchestrates the abdication of the British royal family by staging a fake death threat, forcing the Queen to relinquish the throne. He uses his influence and wealth to position himself as the next in line.

2. **Coronation Sabotage**: He plans to be crowned king during a staged coronation ceremony, leveraging his criminal empire to control the event and eliminate opposition.

3. **Turning Britain into a Prison**: Once crowned, Sauvage intends to transform the United Kingdom into the world’s largest private prison, profiting by incarcerating millions and leasing the land to criminals and corrupt regimes.

His plan is thwarted by Johnny English (Rowan Atkinson), who, despite his bumbling nature, exposes Sauvage’s plot during the coronation and prevents him from becoming king. The scheme is cartoonishly evil, fitting the film’s comedic tone, with Malkovich’s over-the-top performance adding flair to the villainy.

Notting hill live


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmwmQr1jcUo

>>513860827
>Notting hill live

>>513860769
thanks 4chanGPT

it's gonna be a massive open-air prison where they don't even incarcerate criminals, they'll already be there, all they're gonna do is stop them from going to the pub for a bit
it's the only way to solve the prison crisis that doesn't involve letting people who don't deserve to be in there out and putting actual criminals in

>>513860301 (OP)
The difference is that Texas lets you shoot people in self-defense. I doubt you are being given the same right.

>>513860827
>sweat
>weed
>the general aroma of non-whites
>london stank
>golgappas and gupshup
Are you man enough to conceptualise the aroma?

>>513860827
Jesus. That's fucking grim.

the Kosher Halal Kebab right is becoming emboldened

>>513860623
Well, the real reason is obviously browns getting positions of power that they will now use to release their brown brethren from prison.
Whites are mostly still completely naive about the underlying hatred that non-whites have for them.

>>513860827
love seeing the bames bame about the place
bless em

>>513860827
Rubbish absolutely everywhere already

>>513860469
imagine the smell

back on the beers. fucking rattling from the vodka last night

Not far right, just right and proud to be English. Simple as

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgtgYwBkP84

Wtf is this

>>513860911
lmao uk has probably the gayest self defense laws in the world

>>513861019
Quite a lot of litter too.

Arrest following online abuse
https://www.merseyside.police.uk/news/merseyside/news/2025/january-2025/arrest-following-online-abuse/

Police probe after vile racist rant
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/police-probe-after-vile-racist-30893830.amp

A video about a racist
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5d1hQ6q-sr0

Notting Hill live alternative

https://zoo.sandiegozoo.org/cams/ape-cam

>>513861100
You'll regrat it.

>>513861221
>Quite a lot of litter too.
lmao

https://xcancel.com/TheRealJamieKay/status/1959269378911879307#m
>British culture isn’t just Shakespeare & tea — it’s also reggae, bhangra, Afro-Caribbean slang, South Asian cinema. Pretending otherwise is denial, not tradition.
yep yep yep

>That is obviously not the case. The use of “south Asian”, etc shows that this isn’t British culture. Stop being retarded.
>Define ‘British’. Are you referring to the Romans, Vikings, Normans?
B T F O

https://nitter.poast.org/MarkSeddon1962/status/1958829302079717801#m

>There are huge number of people whose families emigrated to the Empire from Britain. Including Australia, Canada, New Zealand, South Africa, Kenya & Zimbabwe. Many still are dual nationality Are you a complete moron or just in training to be one?
Fucking state of this mong.

>>513861315
they're confusing british for london again
sure, windrush generation, jamaicans, that shit, it's london shit
what london has to understand is that nowhere else is like that because nowhere else had to have it lol

>>513860469
It looks so empty this year but Monday is usually busier

>>513861349
Just a mix of migratory DNA

>>513860827

imagine the smell

Britain is sinking. There are hundreds of thousands of derelict mines due to collapse imminently. What do?

>>513860395
Jœsh is a cute lad

>soul crushing factory work
My life is over. Washed up in my mid 20s.

swear I just saw Jœsh on the Notting Hill livestream

>>513861597
Forced labor in the pits? Instead of a free life on the government's twat?

>>513861524
We are migrants therefore we must import a billion niggers and jeets simple as

these stevenage protesters looks inbred

>>513861597
Move Notting hill carnival there?

>>513861765
... This is barely the beginning

Despite (redacted) being known to intelligence services for a number of years, MI5 and special brand stood down and took no action as (redacted) took those (redacted) on that fateful day.

>>513861524
>Academics never wrote peer-reviewed papers about ethnic English 'gorups'
>pjw_imagine_my_shock.jpeg

ethnic spastic

>>513861524
So it was okay you to conquer the world then lol

Corr even Andrew's missus took the Lolita Express

>>513861500
No, Monday is “kids day” Sunday has always been the busiest but it’s only 13:00. Roadmen dont wake up until at least 14:00

>>513861524
>there is no peer reviewed paper anywhere that classified the English as their own ethnic group

There loads of studies that consistently shows that the majority of English DNA is of Anglo-Saxon Ancestry. That hasn’t changed for the last 1600 years

>>513860301 (OP)
>making crime basically legal
2 bings to twelve bongs

>>513861872
Nah I'm killing myself soon

I’m 30y/o, live with M&D (I have a girlfriend however), I have a decent-ish retail job but feel a bit clueless. I have ~£11,000 to my name also. What do?

>>513862157
You must be mistaken

>>513860380
i have more GCSEs then everyone involved with this combined

>>513862212
>retail
More dead end than working on a production line. Considered suicide?

At least your savings will cover the funeral

>>513861349
Life the fact that every just ripped into mark the cuckold though

Taking my youtube channel in a new direction lads.

http://youtube.com/post/UgkxhdmF5xZwmzxPRUjCCm56g3dxxTtCsy3n

follow me on jewtube @DarylSolis

going to be pissing off a lot of jews soon. good. Witness me!

>>513862358
>>513862421
I have a family and gf who loves me, why would I commit seppuku bro?

>>513862210
based

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/36401018/moved-dubai-expensive-six-day-work

>Personal trainer Elbi, 23, moved to Dubai in January after holidaying there and realising how "miserable" life is in the UK.
>She says yoghurt now sets her back £12 and a coffee costs from £7, describing Dubai as a "dog eat dog" lifestyle with people, including herself, working six-day weeks and picking up extra work on the side to make ends meet.
>"In the UK, I was so depressed and miserable and everyone is so sedentary - I wanted a more active lifestyle.
>Out here, everyone is happier and active and they all want to be the best versions of themselves
>Paying no tax is a perk but the cost of living out here is so expensive that it ends up the same as in the UK
>She was immediately overwhelmed by how much there was to see and do in the city - including dining at luxury restaurants and shopping at the famous Dubai Mall.

Wow. Working 7 days a week so you can...go shopping and eat expensive meals.
>The rent is more expensive than the UK and you have to pay big deposits on things like apartments and cars.
>"Clothing is more expensive too - and coffee is like £7 minimum, sometimes as much as £10 a cup.
>Elbi says she loves the cleanliness of Dubai - as "everywhere is spotless" and "it makes you realise how dirty the UK is."
>"And it's hard to date as everyone is so busy 24/7 that you never find the time.
>"I love it but I can't really imagine meeting someone out here and it becoming serious.

What is the fucking point then? Working 7 days a week just to afford the high cost of living, not going to meet anyone. These women are in denial after doing their bit to ruin this nation

>>513861973
Forest visit was comfy as expected, very busy, had a bacon butty in the shade under an oak. always busier on bank holiday weekends; only way to avoid crowds is to go when the kids/families go back to school and work. much easier to avoid crowds if you NEET and wait for September to start, plus there's more stuff to do in a forest like shroom picking and nut gathering, only saw tree mushrooms.

>>513862469
Shite job mate. Doesnt go anywhere like my knuckle dragger factory job.

just lost in Warframe lads…

>>513862157
There was also that genetics paper:
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-022-05247-2
>The Anglo-Saxon migration and the formation of the early English gene pool

No doubt leftist faggots would move the goal posts and say that it's about the 'early English' and not modern English people so it doesn't count for some reason.

>>513860301 (OP)

so they're filling up prisons with people who post mean things online and letting Muslim rapists get out early to make space for them? good luck with that revolution UK

>>513862324
We need the football lads, the cultured thugs

Education counts for nothing against men who might be willing to get their teeth smashed in by riot shields

Fair nuff

>>513862509
She can't get her tits shit on in the UK.

>>513862563
You’re more than your job though mate. Just switch off during it and focus on more important things

>>513862634
>Muslim rapists
They're banned from the pub though....

https://xcancel.com/SEANLWOODCOCK/status/1959179852151435411#m
>I look forward to getting a proper explanation out of Nigel Farage of how a returns agreement with the Taliban will work.
What's going to be the sticking point though? That shock horror we recognise the Taliban? They've been asking for their citizens back for ages now so it should be supe straightforward, hell even the Germans are now doing limited returns via a third party.

>>513862509
>Elbi says she loves the cleanliness of Dubai - as "everywhere is spotless" and "it makes you realise how dirty the UK is."
but /pol/ told me muslim countries were dirty, wtf?

>>513860469
Well worth it.

>>513862705
What is this zoomer bollocks? Post the original

>>513861524
your mum's snatch is a mix of migratory DNA

>>513862509
its all lies. the british press just prints that nonsense to make you think foreign places are shit so the country doesn't empty of working age adults over night.

for instance if the article is about japan, the sun will focus on the following

>japanese office work culture means everyone is in the office until 9pm
>everyones walls made of paper
>some british bint got murdered by a japanese man 20 years ago.

>>513862785
Everyone's heard that. I thought this was neat.

>>513862779
>Digital Policing

>>513862509
Just foid things, not a coherent thought there

>>513862762
>Dubai
>muslim

>>513862563
I'm in work tonight for a 12 hour shift at my knuckle dragging factory job. Feel like blowing my brains out it's so shit.

>>513862557
>Chinese slopshop
>Chinese flag
>St Evenage
Kek

https://xcancel.com/FT/status/1959335106083975364#m
>Rich economies may need foreign workers to fuel growth, policymakers warn
We've been doing this for how many decades now and it hasn't worked once. After the collective post Covid waves in every developed country how can anyone say this anymore with a straight face

>>513862683
You don't understand mate my job is my life

>>513862509
It’s Benidorm for people doing bullshit jobs. Dazza the plasterer goes to Benidorm and has pipe dreams about moving to Spain because he’d be on holiday 24/7 innit, but even he is realistic enough to know that living in a place isn’t the same as visiting there

This whore doesn’t grasp that because her life is a permanent holiday. She can’t go to Benidorm because that’s where her racist grandparents and the scummy guys she didn’t like at school go. So she goes to Dubai and parrots the same shit every other course seller and blagger does, about how “clean” it is. It isn’t clean. They have DAF trucks on 24:7 shift removing turds by the ton because they can’t build plumbing. You just don’t see the filth there. But it is there and it is worse than anywhere here

>>513862974
I hope the censors on the press machine fail and crush my head

>>513862974
If it's so bad why go, just imagine what you can do with those 12 hours instead and just do that, call them in advance say you ate something funny; have a good day lad you deserve it.

The government is planning an overhaul of the asylum appeals system as it tries to cut the number of migrants staying in hotels while they await a ruling.

>Home Secretary Yvette Cooper said she was taking practical steps to end unacceptable delays, with a new body, staffed by independent adjudicators, to be established.

The government has been under increasing pressure to reduce its reliance on asylum hotels, with demonstrations held across the UK on Saturday the latest in a series of protests over the policy.

>In response, the Refugee Council told BBC the best way of "getting fewer appeals is getting decisions right first time".

Ministers have pledged to end hotel use in this parliament - but 32,000 asylum seekers are still housed in them.

>Cooper said that, while initial decisions on asylum applications had been speeded up, there had been "unacceptable delays" when people who were turned down decided to appeal.

It currently takes on average just over a year for an appeal to be heard and 51,000 cases are awaiting a decision.

>During this time failed asylum seekers are accommodated at the taxpayers' expense.

So a new panel of independent adjudicators is to be appointed to deal with appeals, with ministers believing it will act more swiftly than the courts.

>The government has promised to give more details about how it will speed up cases in the autumn.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg4xp4ywk47o

>>513862743
Lmao the krauts are shipoing them back there no bother. A lot of the cases ive read about have been "hes a rapist and the taliban hang rapists so muh yuman rights"

>>513863004
0.4% GDP growth

>>513863006
Just don’t let it be mate. You’ve got agency still. Or if you’re going to bow out do it with style and take your boss or a politician with you

>>513863077
We have bills and goals. Well I did have goals. Cba with this shite anymore.

>>513860301 (OP)
I am sure they have to make space for the migrants now that the hotels are now all full.

>>513860469
"Zulus, thousands of 'em."

>>513863077
Need to do something like I'm 25 now. Had that mentality for too long and it's left me with nothing to show for myself

>>513863079
>The government has been under increasing pressure to reduce its reliance on asylum hotels

HMOs, assemble!

>>513863146
Open four YouTube channels and an Instagram. I hear they're very lucrative

>>513863134
I literally don't have a choice. Im in that shit hole 6 days a week now and if I don't, I get the sack. Doesn't matter how many jobs I know or how long I've served, I'll get a written warning then the sack.

>>513862743
Just airdrop the afghans. I don't fucking care what happens to them.

>>513863146
Make new goals now, and if you have bills then sorry to hear that, but don't stay on the path you're on, got to make changes every so often, so make a change today and call in sick, fuck em. you deserve a good day.

>>513863146
Had my induction yesterday so it's my first shift tonight. Team leader had a bunch of missing teeth, effing and jeffing all over the place. Fuck this cunt that. Thought fucking hell what have I signed up for here.

>>513862210
Argh! No!
Evolve and adapt, find a way to schadenfreude yourself
You can borrow my schizophrenia anytime

just ordered myself coffee and a slice of cake on deliveroo. ETA 18 minutes. God I love living in London

>>513862509
a grande latte from a starbuck in ras al kaimah is 17.75AED which is about £3.60

the sun printing wild exxagerations to convince the plebs stuck in the UK they have it better

>>513861315
>Define ‘British’.
Brittonic. it is pretty simple. white Briton people from before the normans and Gaels took england and scotland.

AI is getting very good, bros

>>513863079
They are just going to approve them all to save appeals.
Then put them in HMOs instead of hotels.

Then call it a win while the population starts arming.

>>513863300
>new goals
Like what? Already got a decent car, enough for a mortgage deposit, got all the clothes I want, all the modern tech, been to Thailand, Egypt, Florida, Turkey, Cyprus, Tokyo. Only thing missing is a girlfriend and that's impossible when you have a job controlling your life

>>513862509
you can live on £1500 spending in dubai plus whatever rent you decide to pay. those people are being cosmopolitans trying to keep up with the Jamals.

>>513863004

We cannot just have stability — there must be perpetual growth and inflation — GDP is the holy altar we worship at — Result: European countries become Brown and Native Whites extinguished!!!!!

>*Masturbates Jewishly*

Buy My eBook: "I Secretly Wish I Had A Foreskin — Is This Indicative Of A Second Holocaust?"

Norwich protest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGMJtb4oNsE

>>513863371
She was banging on about luxury cinemas, luxury restaurants. Think Starbucks is a bit common for her

>>513863474
>HMOs
No security, what do you think will happen?

>>513862743
if i was PM i'd recognise the Taliban. they won the war. if they take back the traitors who are in the UK good on them. i'd pay them to do so.
Taliban are going nowhere, so might as well recognise them.

>>513863431
Post some pale and freckley and slightly chubby ginger AI girls.

Why not just do away with appeals? They are not brits so whatever protections we have don't apply to them. Claim denied? See you later (not)

Why the fuck would I want to live in Dubai?

>>513863331
Fuck that lad if I could turn back the clock i would've told them to get fucked. You might get one of the decent jobs. I was lifting 20kg up to my chest 50 times an hour when I started.

>>513863474
>approve them all
>get to bring their families over
>HMO's not suitable for families
>government reclassify housing based on need
If you're a single white male on bennies they're going to cut your housing bennies to the bone. I'm surprised nobody else can see this coming

>>513863079
> "getting fewer appeals is getting decisions right first time".
every rejection is appealed, so the Jew who runs Refugee Council is just saying to accept them all to save time.

>"crime is the lowest its ever been"
>but the prisons are buckling like never before
>so we have to deduct that population increase has counteracted reduction of crime
Does this not circle around to meaning that, actually, crime has increased?

https://xcancel.com/Heccles94/status/1959320650230681738#m
>The only reason people are worked up about immigration is because the billionaire owned media keep banging on about it.
>Have you ever stopped to think they could be playing you for a fool?
Yeah mate, nobody has eyes to see the changing ethnic make up, ears to hear their heathen tongues or wallets that get emptier and emptier with no increased quality of life. The plebs have no agency or senses. And anyway, the media are tediously pro migration anyway.

>>513863562
You're assuming this government isn't insane enough to not put 24hr SERCO-bame security on every single HMO

>>513863115
>A lot of the cases ive read about have been "hes a rapist and the taliban hang rapists so muh yuman rights"
I think this might be the shit that bothers me the most about all of this.
You constantly see it, "he can't be sent back because he might be persecuted". HE'S A FUCKING CHILD RAPIST, WHY SHOULDNT HE BE PERSECUTED YOU FUCKING TRAITOROUS RETARD

>>513863630
Cause the MSM say it's THE place to go

>>513863371
that's a hugely outdated menu
Starbucks medium iced latte costs 26 AED in Dubai which is £5.30, vs in London where it costs £3.90

>>513862509
dont forget to file your statutory bum insoection notice before you can legally move abroad

>>513863630
for poo

>>513863562
>what do you think will happen?
The local ladies will get what they voted for?

>>513863730
its like the truman show lol.

>>513861524
What ethnicity on earth of any significance isn't a mix in that sense? Christ I hate them so much.

>>513863371
I worked abroad a lot. Most places are dreadful. I’m not a fan of the current state of the UK but there are only a few places that I’d even be willing to return to, never mind live there
>Uruguay
Great country. Rough in parts but I enjoyed it here far more than anywhere else in South or Central America
>Hong Kong
Far better than I expected
>Tokyo and Japan in general
Excellent
>Vermont, NH, Maine, North Carolina, Idaho
Human parts of the US, very nice
>Oman
The only decent Gulf Arabs
>Austria
Only good country on the continent

Wouldn’t live in any of them because immigration is wrong but they were the only places where I thought “this is quite good” as opposed to “this is quite shit”

>>513863630
>Why the fuck would I want to live in Dubai?
tax free salary
spotless streets
zero crime
great healthcare and private schools

>>513863687
>billionaire owned media
Is this a euphemism for blacks everywhere in my area that weren't here before COVID?

>>513863711
Security doesn't do anything but call the cops anyway.

>>513863079
>migrants staying in hotels
And shifting them to rentals? Build a fucking camp or convert an old base into one. Labour has so many easy wins they don't take.

>>513863630
It's probably very safe and you might get paid a lot of money for being an engineer or something.
I dunno, I'm only guessing myself.

Do any of you still watch Joe Rogan?
Why?

>>513863831
>Austria
They just legalised Sharia law and said it's compatible with Austrian law. Don't think they're still decent m8.

>antiboatwog protests
>Glowniggers post gooner shit
My taxes are pissed up the wall

>>513863831
Why do you find Europe shit?

>>513863831
What line of work?

>>513863831
I read some books where Maine is used as a setting. It sounds lovely. They have a crazy governor at the moment so it might not stay that way.

>>513863720
Lowe is the only one that says idgaf, let them hang

>>513863882
in all the auditing videos I've seen the police respond because it's a home office contract, so there's clearly some kind of internal priority assessment.

>You've been burgled? Here's a crime reference number.

>>513863687
>billionaire owned media keep banging on about it
Just don't mention it's the billionaire owned companies importing hundreds of thousands of them on work visas

>>513863687
>>The only reason people are worked up about immigration is because the billionaire owned media keep banging on about it.
Fucking hate cunts like this. Yeah the only issues anyone has with immigrants is because The Sun told them to hate them, sure.

>>513863749
Local ladies being out on the streets is why the boat wogs are getting chucked out. First they got rid of the trannies now they'll get rid of the wogs.

>>513863917
I just skip the obvious mental ones like (((ex-CIA))) or UFOs

>>513863729
its actually £4.80 for a medium (grande) in london iced latte.

that menu is from ras al kaimah in the UAE not dubai city and yes its current prices.

>>513863917
I like his stand up comedy shows

>>513862625
Well, modern English are still majority Anglo-Saxon today, but a leftist faggot would still do some whataboutism and mental gymnastics.
>”b-but what about the Normans, Vikings or celts though? England has always been multi ethnic, chud!”

>>513863991
Better claymore

>>513863831
>Places where the rich congregate are nice
Incredible insight.

>>513864034
we're never getting the 90s back
https://youtu.be/BBlpVb2bSC4

>>513864071
kek

>>513863927
Those Bristol crusties are active

>>513860301 (OP)
based
need more open slots for the natives who reposted a meme

https://archive.is/30RNO
>National flags have started lining our streets. They may say something more

Fucking lol. Where are these articles for Scotland and Wales?

>>513863921
I wasn’t aware of that
>>513863932
It’s all the same. I appreciate that it must have been great decades ago but right now it’s just the same thing over and over with different weather. Munich is Frankfurt which is also Vienna which is Turin which is Copenhagen and so on. Some of it is worse than others but it’s all bad. Same shops, same restaurants, same museums, same smug Euro shit
>>513863969
Shipping. Yes, I know, >Austria but elements of the job took me inland

>>513864011
Pretty much
If it wasn't in the news you wouldn't even notice

Unbelievable. First they let the lunatics out (“trannies”) now just all the criminals.
Ffs. Starmer the Harmer has been into violent homosexuality all his life and he’s got krays like urge to brutally bugger the people of this country to get even with us fir disrespecting and scaring him when he got cornered over jimmy savile that time. We are in the greenhouse with Sir Starmer, he came here to bum Ukrainians and bugger the public and he’s all out of east european rent boys.

>>513864134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC4f5vUvfW4

>>513861016
they are a very musical people , strong backs too

>>513864134
I'd settle for the 90s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqIACCH20JU

>>513863630
No reason, if you have enough money to live there you shouldn't and should spend money on a tax accountant and live somewhere else, your money can live there instead.

>>513864258
This post made my arse hurt

>>513864066
I thought the English being majority AS by blood was dispelled long, long ago by actual genetics research autists without an axe to grind. Something like 1/3rd of ethnically English gene pool is AS extraction and the rest, broadly speaking, was pre-Roman (they would have been cultural Celtic but their actual genetics stretches back to before even the IA)?

Boatwogs lobbing shit out of windows apparently

>>513863970
All the liberals in maine self contain around Portland.

>>513864134
Prefer the 80's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsyUa63NM1E

>>513864134
Anyone here old enough to tell me what 90's to early 2000's UK was like?

t. born in late 90s

>>513864537
https://youtu.be/gNAiPwn_JDU?

90s mogs because people were richer and cold war was over

>>513863630
With the same money you can live in a secure gated community in any European country. Dubai is for retards with cash

>>513864590
Drugs alcohol and fighting mainly.

>>513864590
shite

>>513864134

Come outside and get raped by pakis (aided by the politicians and police)

>>513864590
Young people were poorer but things weren't as expensive (booze and fags).

Small towns were largely BAME free.

>>513864590
Drugs, alcohol, nightclubs, fisticuffs with the local rabble.
World was ending in 2000, so why not.

>>513864250
>Where are these articles for Scotland and Wales?
If I put up the stairs Andrews flag people think it's an Independence statement.
If I put up the union jack the independence movement will burn it.
I'm working on ideas but it's not so easy.

>>513864590
https://youtu.be/09xO1NTetMw

>>513860301 (OP)

When right wing patriotic talk tv is introducing the head of migration control with a gesture to represent state sponsored campaigns to feed British citizens to hostile minorities with corrupt protection from consequences as a population replacement welcoming present... would that be late stage JIV or full blown JAIDS?

back from spoons lads coor some proper milfs in today

>>513863861
lots of jeets there though

>>513864255
>It’s all the same
Absolute tosh.

>>513864734
That's someone's mum you're talking about

>>513864676
>Young people were poorer
in what way lol? music and clothes cost more yeah but rent, bills and food was less

>>513864790
Wages

>Erectile Dysfunction (ED) is common in men with Klinefelter syndrome (KS), particularly as they age.
It's all starting to make sense lmao

>>513860301 (OP)


hhaha fuck you whitey! I shit on your flag.

>>513864777
lad the milfs in spoons are proper filth. member shagging one who was about 45 2 days before christmas last year. im talking really filthy wanting me to choke her and give her arse red raw spankings

>>513860301 (OP)
>Making room for all the Reform party members they're going to jail
Palestine Action was the test case.

>>513860301 (OP)

Let's have a chuckle about state campaigns against white people that create serial child murderers.

>>513864370
Yikes!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15027977/Headline-goes-here.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15016817/Bollywood-wedding-venue-locked-nine-year-feud-neighbours-Fed-locals-say-rowdy-guests-revving-supercars-banging-ceremonial-drums-keeping-awake-night-terrorising-pets.html

Time to kick them all out and shut the doors on wogs as per imminent government mandate

>>513864980

You dont look keen.

In that case let me just put on this pair of comedy glasses to represent how vehemently opposed I am to what I was just promoting.

Lol

OMG. They're changing tac!!!

He can't get it up lmaooo

>>513860301 (OP)
>Labour to abolish most short prison sentences in England and Wales
Why are Labour expanding the police state yet reducing the punishments, at least for those they like?
>>513860580
I liked Escape from New York.
I didn't really like Johnny English. It was peak self-deprecating comedy in that it was miserable to watch because of the deprecation.
I think Rowan Atkinson barely worked even back when peak comedy was saying racists are stupid for thinking we're being replaced and that if we like the food so much we don't need to import people to cook it for us, what kind of retard would think a white person could cook yummy curryslop! And that his best works were Blackadder II/Forth ("punch down" black comedy) and Mr Bean ("punch down"/"retards are funny if you don't include all the problems they cause or how antisocial they are" comedy) and most definitely not that police show.

>>513860301 (OP)
>Labour to abolish most short prison sentences in England and Wales
Criminals freed and turned into militias.
Jails filled with Poltical prisoners.
Commies never change

>>513865108
"Changing tack" means to try a different method or approach to deal with a situation, especially one that is not working well. The phrase comes from sailing, where "tack" refers to a change in a boat's direction to sail against the wind. Therefore, changing tack is like a sailboat altering its course to find a new direction to move forward.

>>513865031
https://www.gbnews.com/news/hertfordshire-news-men-attacked-petrol-bomb-st-georges-flags-stevenage

>>513865212
>>513865212

>>513865212

>>513864537
I wonder how many convictions this kid has by now

>>513864454
I thought it was this too and that the Normans were not only the smallest genetic contribution, they've been replaced in places too thanks to how noble lines work.
>>513864590
The local shops weren't all owned by Indians. The schools were mostly white children.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FJb3rZ_5t8

It's just noise and black people. Beyond horrendous

>>513864590
I was a lefty back then. But it meant something quite different. No citizen saw 9/11 coming. Gays and men dressed as women were considered relatively benign figures of fun, eg Julian clary, lily savage

>>513862157
Daily reminder that the Romans (Roman Empire) occupied Britain (Britannia) for 400 years, established England's capital city, built roads, cities, towns, villages and spread the Latin language.

>muh, they all went back
That's not true. It would have been impossible for the Romans to regulate.

>>513865370
There were still plenty of Indian run newsagents and corner shops.

>>513865334
They gave up pretending nogs could play instruments

>>513860301 (OP)
Who's this Guz Khan guy, and why is he flexing his Paki tits at Sargon?

>>513865433
nah even back then they were described in certain quarters as wedges for degeneracy, and lo and behold they were

>>513865441
Don't we need Indian corner shops for Christmas day beer runs?

>>513865428
you coming thru to carnival blud

>>513865441
Sorry I can't properly emphasise the all part in the way I want to.

>>513865503
I didn't and don't have a problem with them. They serve a useful purpose.

>>513864590
80s were great. You didnt "talk" to freinds online, you met in the pub, much less red tape, car and bike tests were local and it was one and done, none of this multiple test shite. I would go back in a heartbeat. 90s were ok but the rot was starting to set in esp post the berlin wall, all of a sudden commies were ok.

stalked Josh on insta one time and now my suggestions are full of pierced and tattooed pink hair emo birds from wazza

>>513862324
How many GCSEs do you need to take a country back?

Moving abroad just isn't that easy, before you move you need to do all this:

>Notify the HMRC about your move. you need to notify the HMRC and wait so they can send you a tax clearance notification so you dont get extradited and locked up for tax evasion.

>Let your local authority know and provide a forwarding address - leaving without letting the local authority know will just create all sorts of head aches. they will search high and low for you if you just disappear

>contact your bank to let them know so they can immediately cancel your debit card for not having a UK address, not doing this is known as fraud.

>Contact the utility companies, water, electricity and gas so that they can send you your final bill, if not, they can issue a high court notice and have you extradited back to the UK to face prison.

>contact national insurance so they can immediately cancel your pension

>contact royal mail and pay for your mail (bills, summonses etc.) to be forwarded to your new address in your new country

>Student loans: contact your student loan company for permission to leave, those with outstanding student loans will need to pay them off in full before leaving.

>contact your local police station to inform them of your intent to leave so they can check any outstanding warrants and any files they have on you or open cases can be passed on to the police in your new country.

>get legal advice - moving abroad can affect your legal standing, you need to have a solicitor on retainer in order to deal with any issues that may arise

>travel insurance - no country has the NHS, leaving britain means you will need to pay up to £50,000 per doctors visit without comprehensive travel insurance from a mainstream british insurance company.

you see its not that easy to just leave, put those silly thoughts out of your head, turn on the TV oh look, Eastenders is on.

>>513865554
<1

>>513865503
I remember when if you got something for Christmas that needed batteries you had to wait a week for the shops to open.

>>513865541
My local often has homemade samosa for sale. Quite tasty

>>513865258
I've always wondered how yachts sailed against the wind....

I think a lot of our problems as a country could be solved if we just repealed hundreds of laws that we for some reason refuse to repeal. All of these mental stories we're hearing about the British state today is the result of hundreds of years of sweeping everything under the carpet and never repealing stupid laws. So now the police have to enforce public order offences written in the victorian era whenever someone dares to protest a hotel.

In short Britain is a fucking nerd jobsworth that insists in following rules that have no practical application to the modern day, and has turned us in to a laughing stock globally.

>>513863687
Yes, but you’re in a minority who think like this. There’ll be massive tactical voting at the next election to maintain the status quo. After that, the country is sunk. The uncomfortable truth is that enough people are still content with their lives as they are that they’ll overlook stuff like this. Then they can feel morally superior when they vote for infinity migrants again in 4 years.

>>513865595
My parents/grandparents often taped the batteries to the gift

>>513865595
My parents put the batteries in my stocking.
I'm sorry your parents were retards.

>>513865455
I take no issue with the racisms, but the accuracy
C'mon now

https://youtu.be/NuYDKzky4z0

>>513865595
Your parents were retarded lad. Not buying batteries before Christmas, sorry that happened to you luv, they probably had mental elfs but back then people didn't care unless you shot the pope.

what's stopping this becoming a truck of peace?

>>513865488
I am of course referring to the general public's view

>>513865711
background checks

>>513865632
There is only one cure for that. Beating.

>>513865651
having billions of obscure laws they can whip out on demand and start enforcing is the whole point. britain wouldn't be britain without so many obscure laws existing that the average person has no idea whether they're coming or going

>>513865576
>>Notify the HMRC about your move. you need to notify the HMRC and wait so they can send you a tax clearance notification so you dont get extradited and locked up for tax evasion.
no you don't
>Let your local authority know and provide a forwarding address - leaving without letting the local authority know will just create all sorts of head aches. they will search high and low for you if you just disappear
lol no
>contact your bank to let them know so they can immediately cancel your debit card for not having a UK address, not doing this is known as fraud.
lmao no
>Contact the utility companies, water, electricity and gas so that they can send you your final bill, if not, they can issue a high court notice and have you extradited back to the UK to face prison.
these are civil offences, and you can't go to prison for them
>contact national insurance so they can immediately cancel your pension
you are baiting, right?
>contact royal mail and pay for your mail (bills, summonses etc.) to be forwarded to your new address in your new country
ok good bait
>Student loans: contact your student loan company for permission to leave, those with outstanding student loans will need to pay them off in full before leaving.
i've been done, not doing the rest

>>513865651
Are you stupid? They aren't old laws, they keep making new ones. Each one more dystopian than the last.

Josh is known in wazza as the cross-border wazza-shagga

creasing @ noncench ngl

>>513865595
Your mum hogged them all

>>513865690
They did it on purpose to toughen me up. Sorry you grew up to be a faggot.

>>513865595
>no RAM pack
>throw up

>>513865711
no white people in the crowd, why would they bother?

>>513865595
I just stole the batteries from the TV remote

>>513865807
Why tho

>>513865773
Most of them aren't new laws. All the hate speech laws pre-date the internet in most cases spare a few computer misuse acts, all the public order offences are from the 1800s when insulting m'lady's honour was a detainable and finable crime to disturbed the peace etc. If these things were mass repealed, people wouldnt abuse them like they are now t shut us down

I got one of these bad boys of xmas when I was a little lad

>>513865807
get the fuck out of our thread you mentally unwell RETARD

>>513865814
Only Dave from the Council Estates mother was a single parent, he brought his mums dildo into school to show us.

>>513865632
Sailing is cool and trad

>>513865820
A poor attempt at recovery from your spasticated previous post.
2/10
Batterylet.

>>513865857
3rd world behaviour

>>513865857
I was the TV remote in our house.

>>513865576
>Notify the HMRC about your move. you need to notify the HMRC and wait so they can send you a tax clearance notification so you dont get extradited and locked up for tax evasion.

>Let your local authority know and provide a forwarding address - leaving without letting the local authority know will just create all sorts of head aches. they will search high and low for you if you just disappear

This sounds like you've got to get permission to leave your plantation. I can't help but think we're all unwitting chattel.

>>513865891
Ah, you're retarded. I see.
Carry on lad.

>>513865897
this
Dench is a beloved staple of Brit/pol/

>>513865960
Alright boomer

>>513865576
Are you a child? All of these things are just common, basic actions people organise when moving anywhere. Ohhh nooo i have to notify my bank im live in 1984!! grow up

>>513865990
it's bollocks. malaysian flag is a resident seethemong that posts bait

>>513865960
Me too. Thank god there were only 3 channels.

>>513866010
Do you have something wrong with you?

>>513866019
you're retarded
no one likes you
no one wants you here
FUCK OFF you freak

>>513866058
It's josh

>>513865895
Spoiled

Do you think Asians regret coming here?
https://x.com/dave24144975/status/1959326795536511231

Imagine having to deal with inbred Pakis like this every day

A grand don't come for free

>>513865897
>>513866019
Lmfao

>>513865651
All laws should have a sunset. At sunset they are reviewed to see if they are effective and meet the original stated intent. If not they automatically expire.

>>513866076
No. Except for having to read the drivel you post. That's mildly infuriating but hey, you're retarded so I guess I will just have to suffer.

I dont know what sans beanstalks whole point is. yeah some people have bad taste and lead not very good lives?

>>513866150
A grande does it you nick it.

>>513866177
dont reply to me again kid

>>513865891
Lmao blairs govt alone expanded the statute book massively, by a 3rd irc

>>513860301 (OP)
>Labour to abolish most short prison sentences in England and Wales

>>513866136
who cares, fuck em

>>513866054
I know. look, it may be a hassle but not doing all of the things on that list will just end up with you in prison and your mum crying on the news. even the best case scenario you'll be robbed blind and bummed senseless by a gang of lawless trannies on some beach in thailand and the local police will just laugh at you and then beat you with their truncheons for being a foreigner.

>>513866250
The vast majority of the laws that are being used as a tool of repression today, were made well before any of us were born

>>513866019
Him constantly battering Wogdan physically, spiritually and mentally is a wonder to behold. No wonder bogzy the bender constantly begs to see Dench's trouser snake.

>>513865542
>80s were great

80's are gone, boomer faggot.

Welcome to reality

>>513866214
Bore off you boring fucking bore.

>>513865711
Jamaicans aren't Muslims and Notting Hill isn't a Christmas Market.

thats him done then

>>513866346
>>513866079

>>513864590
White. Sleepy. Relaxed. Clean. Very busy shopping streets. Shops sold everything. Dirty busses. BBC showing cheap 1950's shit none-stop as they siphoned the TV Tax money into their pockets. Garden centres everywhere. Everyone owned their house and stayed married till death. Wages were pretty good. Family trips to the social club. Beer gardens and play areas. Smoking everywhere. Smoking at work. CHUNKY television sets. A TV was as thick as it was wide. Everything was on VHS tapes. Shelves and shelves of VHS tapes. CD's were nice but cassette tapes were for portable music (CD's would skip all the time). Being a cyclist was a death sentence, enforced by random cars on the road. No social media so people grew up poorly adjusted and ignorant. Yahoo Chat and Cheetah Chat and early forums. 1MB Floppy drives. You would only see niggers on the BBC, which was 24/7 bashing the English and the English flag. All info was in books. FUCKING BOOKS. Instead of doing a quick search for some how-to video, you had to tour FUCKING BOOK SHOPS to find a FUCKING BOOK on how to adjust/repair/replace a specific thing, and it would be a FUCKING BRICK that cost £20 (6 hours wages).

>>513866019
>Dench is a beloved staple of Brit/pol/

why does this muhammed with German flag post in every single brit/pol thread?

>>513866507
Your ID has bum in it.

>>513866425
Bore off

>>513866485
If an apocolypse had happened in 1988 the currency of choice would have been Haynes manuals.
My dad would have fought ANY man or Jew to keep his collection whole.

>>513866485
Remember the slam door trains with the built-in metal ashtrays on the seat arms?

>>513860301 (OP)
>Sheeboona Mahmood sets criminals free
It writes itself

any happenings at the carnival yet?

>>513866618
Those manuals are a fucking godsend sometimes.

>>513866694
come thru to carnival wys

>>513864590
>Anyone here old enough to tell me what 90's to early 2000's UK was like?

Pakis were raping white girls in 90's to early 2000's.

The world didn't know that, then.

>>513866618
Honestly, nuclear war seemed much more survivable back in the 90's or 00's. If a nuke happened today, it'd be another crisis for the politicians to exploit, literally they have stripped all the bunkers and protections away since Blair. I wouldn't even know where to turn for help, be easier to just die in the event of a nuke.

>>513866656
>Sheeboona Mahmood sets criminals free

someone else will have to bake

>>513866491
>>513866491
>>513866491

>>513866549
>Your ID has bum in it.

14 posts by this faggot.

not one post about ongoing invasion by boat people.

not one post about the notorious pakistani rape gangs.

not one post about ongoing protests by patriots outside migrant hotels

>>513866641
>Remember the slam door trains with the built-in metal ashtrays on the seat arms?
People would lean on those doors and fall out of the train while it was going.
I remember the old railcars they were using for 3rd class fares too. Little enclosed cabins with a narrow passage along the length.

>>513865679
>My parents/grandparents often taped the batteries to the gift

see if pic related is your grandparent