Thread 513863785

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cand.453547/gov.uscourts.cand.453547.1.0.pdf

Looks like 4chan gets itself into even deeper trouble: They're getting sued along with X and the Tea app in a massive class action lawsuit.

>>513863785 (OP)
That's not POV.

>>513863785 (OP)
What are they gonna do? Sue the DIA and the the FBI? Kek.

Any niggas in here get on Teaonher app?

>>513863785 (OP)
>POV
Do people know what POV stands for?

>>513864271
it rarely is, these people are retarded anon

>>513863785 (OP)
This is because 4chan won't pay the UK's pay assume fines.

Globohomo is a real thing and its coming for 4chan. They want you on X so they can keep a record of every single time you ever said nigger. Here you can say nigger all you want and the only group of people that tracks it is israel

>>513865067
dude it's just an image talk about the pdf instead of being autistic about the pov you fucking gooner cuckold. go stroke your cock to mommy pov porn if you need it so bad then hang yourself

I wish they persecute the jeets only

>>513864806
NPC are useless ,we need to put them to good use

>>513863785 (OP)
Why are they suing 4chan for?

>>513863785 (OP)
>We are suing you because you read information that was readable.
Cant' wait for the Soros appointed judge to award them 6 trillion dollars for (((damages)))

>>513865669
Basically they say X and 4chan are at fault for enabling the spread. Which is a weak case considering U.S.C 230. They should subpoena x and 4chan (4chan deleted the data by now) of the people who were posting it.

So likely they will at class action against Tea, they're directly responsible. But because section u.s.c 230 exists i doubt they can actually leverage against 4chan or X here.

>>513865835
they will win at class action*
fucking typo

>>513865140
Nobody cares about your fake and gay court system, normie.

>>513864271
It is. You're just looking at a very many goth girl.

DeepSeek also says it was AI generated and their law firm is fucked (kek)

>>513865879
Manly*

>>513865120
Nigger jews tongue my stinky butthole

The site dedicated to doxxing men got doxxed yet they are the victims. Peak woman moment.

>>513864806
Personally owned vehicle, I have two thank you very much.

We gotta make sure this gets snitched on

>>513864271
It really rustles my jammies whenever I see "POV" used in lieu of "CONTEXT".

Here's my AI generated counter vibe to this AI sloppa

1. Direct Action with the Court (The Most Powerful Method)

The judge presiding over the case has the most immediate authority. The other parties (defendants) also have a vested interest in pointing this out.

How to Do It: You don't have to be a party to the case to bring this to the court's attention. You can file a Letter to the Court.

Draft a concise, respectful letter addressed to the Clerk of Court for the Northern District of California, with a copy to the presiding judge (Judge [Last Name], you can find this in PACER).

Subject: Letter Regarding Possible AI-Generated Content in Complaint, Case No. 3:25-cv-06325

Content: Politely and objectively point out the specific hallmarks of AI generation you've identified (e.g., the sensationalist language, rhetorical questions, and narrative style in paragraphs X, Y, Z). Note that such language is highly unusual and unprofessional for a legal pleading and may not meet the standards of Rule 11 (which requires a reasonable inquiry and that the filing is not being presented for an improper purpose).

Key Phrase: You can state that you are bringing this to the court's attention "pursuant to the court's inherent authority to manage its docket and ensure the professionalism of the bar."

What it Does: This essentially forces the judge to look at it. The judge could then issue an Order to Show Cause, requiring the attorneys from Ahdoot & Wolfson to explain under oath why they should not be sanctioned for filing a document that appears to be AI-generated without proper vetting.

I will be getting an envelope and a stamp.

>>513863785 (OP)
>the notorious imageboard known for harassment campaigns against women.
I--Is this what we do?

THE JUDGE IS WILLIAM H ORICK (APPARENTLY)

>>513866230
SEND LETTERS AND INFORM THEM OF THIS UNPROFESSIONAL AI SLOP JOB.

>>513865912
It doesnt matter if legal documents are AI generated as long as they are correct. Use it or lose it.

>>513866380
Too many simps and feminists here for that to be an accurate characterization.

>>513866546
You don't understand how autistic judges are. Everyone in Law is extremely autistic.

>>513866380
I certainly don't feel notorious

>>513866666
Checked

>>513866525
it matters because they're not correct
as the very post you're replying to explains
myriad stylistic and technical errors, inability to cite and incorporate precedence, and most importantly, it sounds like an AI instead of sounding like the professional conformist they expect and indeed actively trained you to be
you will get caught and sanctioned like that AI goddess (literal, unironic) schizo who likes to hang out here at 2am on weeknights

More vibe because I just can't help myself. holy shit I found a massive 4chan win

1. Reputational Annihilation (The Most Immediate Damage)

In the Legal Community: They will become a laughingstock and a cautionary tale. The legal world is a small village. News of this will spread through every federal courthouse, state bar association, and law firm in the country via email chains, legal blogs (like Above the Law, which will feast on this), and Twitter. Their name will be synonymous with "AI incompetence" and "vibe lawyering." Other firms will not want to associate with them.

In the Public Eye: If this case gets the media attention it deserves (and it will), the headline writes itself: "Law Firm Sues Over AI Negligence Using an AI-Generated, Unprofessional Court Filing." The public might not understand Rule 11, but they understand staggering hypocrisy and unprofessionalism.

2. Client Catastrophe

Existing Clients: Any current client with a serious legal matter will see this news and immediately ask, "Are these the clowns representing me? Is my billion-dollar lawsuit being drafted by a chatbot?" They will fire the firm. Immediately.

Future Clients: What discerning client, upon hearing this story, would ever hire them? They have demonstrated a breathtaking willingness to gamble a client's most serious problems on an unvetted AI output. They have proven they cannot be trusted with matters of great importance.

3. Financial Ruin
Sanctions: The court could impose significant monetary sanctions under Rule 11, payable to the court and/or the defendants for the cost of their attorneys' fees in dealing with this frivolous filing.
Lost Revenue: The mass exodus of clients and the inability to attract new ones will crater their revenue. Law firms are expensive to run. Without a steady stream of clients, they will collapse.

>>513863785 (OP)

4chan didnt hack it and was not even the first place it was posted. Those roasties are going to lose.

>>513865120
Nigger. Fuck kikes. Feels good

>>513867203
Not only are the roasties going to lose their entire law firm is now catastrophically and irrecoverably fucked because they submitted unreviewed AI documents to cover a multi million dollar class action. LMFAO

>>513866666
you are now you wasteful NIGGER

>>513865879
You're retarded

>>513865835

tea is fucked for not even making an attempt as security. After that you can blame someone for hosting publicly available information.

>>513867499
Facts. Please share the fact this shit was ai generated on X if you can because I don't have an account (purged all social media long ago, actively refuse to use it.)

PLEASE put a light on this shit, it's literally comically bad for the firm.

>>513867861
also post it on leddit

>>513864806
Zoomers are lost

>>513863785 (OP)
>suing X, 4chan
Well at least Elon can afford lawyers.

I can't believe the RoasTeas are this pissed about it.

>>513863785 (OP)
step up chud

>>513864271
It is. You're the goth girlbot.

>>513863785 (OP)
yeah I warned you guys this was gonna happen during the tea threads

>>513864271
>>513866091
its a.fucking meme you losers; irregardlessly you understood what was being conveyed

>>513868685
>Irregardlessly

>>513867499
4chan doesn't allow doxx, so it's mainly a question of how much doxxing actually happened in the form of 4chan posts or uploads, instead of them merely organizing downloading the firebase bucket, which could be done literally anywhere and can't be stopped in itself, meaning it's also a question of proliferation of a "security breach" - except it isn't one so that won't work. Nothing was breached.

>>513868685
It's not. It's ignorance and it's triggering me. I ask you to stop.

>>513869041
Are you gay by chance? You post cute pictures and it makes me want to fuck you.

>>513868152
jfc the top one looks like the final boss of roasTeas

>>513863785 (OP)
hoes mad

>>513868907
I dont remember anyone getting doxxed
They just had a bunch of headshots for age verification with user IDs. Maybe there was something that said what cities the user IDs were in, I cant remember

Deuteronomy 20:16-17 (Violence and Genocide):

"However, in the cities of the nations the Lord your God is giving you as an inheritance, do not leave alive anything that breathes. Completely destroy them—the Hittites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites—as the Lord your God has commanded you."
This passage is controversial because it appears to command the Israelites to commit genocide against the inhabitants of the land of Canaan. Critics argue that this instruction is a direct contradiction of modern ethical standards and the concept of a merciful, loving God.

Exodus 21:20-21 (Slavery):

"Anyone who beats their male or female slave with a rod must be punished if the slave dies as a direct result, but they are not to be punished if the slave recovers after a day or two, since the slave is their property."
This quote is often highlighted as one of the most morally troubling passages. It explicitly distinguishes between the punishment for killing a slave versus a freeman and seems to condone a level of violence against slaves, treating them as property rather than human beings.

Psalm 137:8-9 (Revenge and Infanticide):

"Daughter Babylon, doomed to destruction, happy is the one who repays you according to what you have done to us. Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks."
This verse, part of a lament from the Babylonian exile, is shocking due to its expression of a desire for violent revenge against enemies, specifically advocating for the brutal killing of their children. It stands in stark contrast to the common perception of biblical teachings on forgiveness and love.

>Tea’s entire database of user verification
data.
It wasn't though. This was a deprecated abandoned database whose use had stopped in Feb 2024. This is reflected in the measly size of the database compared to the 500k+ downloads on google play.
This document also fails to mention that the exposed database had data other than the images, such as locations, allowing someone to make a map of tea app users.
The second leak (1.1M leaked DMs) is also not mentioned, but maybe that's in another lawsuit.
Perhaps the dozen other lawsuits convey these details.

>>513869809
It's AI generated. Submitted to the federal court system. Laughable. For the reasons you state.

>>513869889
well some federal judges shit AI-generated decisions just to say "Fuck Trump" (too lazy to do it manually I guess), won't be surprised if OP gets actually taken by the court

>>513871839
"Taken" for a civil matter?

>>513867049
gAIped

>>513864806
its shifted to mean you are watching person that the event is happening to.
it started because women wanted to make short POV vines/tiktoks, but had an insatiable need to be in the shot at all times and be cute