Thread 513863845

>>513863845 (OP)
>Womens humor is about reinforcing masculinity or muh vagena
Hilarious

>>513863845 (OP)
What if I don't have any friends?

>>513863845 (OP)
i was waiting for the funny part but then the video started looping.

gay sven thread

if you are part of some male youth gang that means youre a loser, get a family.

>>513863845 (OP)
Joke's on her, I don't have a friend group.

>>513863845 (OP)
I only hang around guys with low confidence.
Low testosterone
Low money
Short
Not funny
No self esteemed
Not out going
Fat
Dumb
Ugly.......
>Life it pretty great.

>>513864065
hehe

>>513863845 (OP)
obviously it's Russia
only Slavic women are like this

>>513864053
>gay sven thread
oh yeah
flag was kind of a tell wasn't it

>>513863845 (OP)
>russian flag
>russian text
>russian women
kek

>>513863845 (OP)
Hanging around other men outside of a work environment is exhausting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nmc-9N3Xfc

>>513863845 (OP)
>their unspoken male hierarchy
Ahh, a Jordan Peterson fan

>>513863845 (OP)
Great complexes and self disrespecting propaganda for the young males.
Love it.
More pussy ,with less competition for the old guys.
Awesome.
I enjoy it very much.

>>513863983
No, it is about humiliating males and dominating over them. It is the goal of feminism.

Women are superficial beings.

>>513863845 (OP)
women can have fanny

>>513863845 (OP)
>take a gay joke that a dude could have told so much better
>put it over a video of you in a short dress running with your ass at the center of focus
Yep a woman made this

>>513864261
>Russian flags on the houses
no shit, Sherlock

>>513863983
Yeah and women's romance movies are all about cheating or being in Chad's harem

>>513863845 (OP)
>>513863983
I think even if you somehow were able to clone Norm Macdonald and make him XX instead of XY, Norma Macdonald would still be unfunny to most people.

Other women get jealous whilst men (save for male feminists) are threatened or far more critical of her. And her looks will matter 10x more and be a key point of criticism/praise towards her.

I dunno, I just don't think most people are willing to accept that a woman is funny even if she objectively is funny.

>>513864664
>another one who's fucked hundreds of niggers on OF
These subhumans should be executed as painfully as possible.

>>513863845 (OP)
would've been funny if it showed her going for the chad and making the guy watch

>>513864035
I got broken up with for that once and the chick had a meltdown over it. It REALLY bothered the fuck out of her. She was hunched over and had her hands to her forehead in her car, saying
>holy shit you have no friends… omfg he has no friends… WTF he has no friends…
Lmao

>>513864035
You don't have a gf

>>513864951
Why is harry potter so high?

>>513863845 (OP)
GAYLIENS

>>513866056
the worst part is the guy isn't your typical millenial soi, sure he's a weak cuck, but you can see that smirk. he likes it. he invites it, wouldn't have it any other way. you can't even begin to reason with these people on why it is bad

>>513864664
I hope he atleast has a woman on the side and tries to minimise sex with this thing.

>hierarchy
How the fuck can anyone be you friend if they don't consider you to be their equal?

>>513863845 (OP)
what is it with Scandinavians and humiliation fetish

>>513866764
No idea what that reference is, sorry.

>>513863845 (OP)

is she an anthropologist or something? how does she claim to know this?

>>513863845 (OP)
ugly schnoz and shoulders. obviously jewish. maybe at the lower rung of jews.
the smallest man in the battalion is valued and wept at his loss.

>>513866116
it's part of what they perceive as safety, if you have friends to help you that makes her safer according to cavebrain. which is partly true even in modern basedciety, but it is in fact a health issue. Having no social relations is worse than smoking.

Still get where you're coming from, my bar for what constitutes a friend is pretty high compared to most people so I really only have two three people I'd call close and this is after knowing them for years and having my trust reciprocated.

>>513863845 (OP)
I remember saying this type of stuff is why men refuse to address their loneliness with male friends nowadays and they all told me go touch grass

>>513863845 (OP)
What if my friend group hierarchy is ever changing based on who can rape the other?

>>513866861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enY3sXZUwBI

tl;dw: Guts wanted Griffith to consider him his equal instead of basically just his right hand man, so he decided to go off on his own. Griffith got upset because Guts left, and it ended in human sacrifices and demonic rape.

>>513863845 (OP)
>posting in humor thread

>>513863845 (OP)
Are there really men who are the bottom of their friends group?

>>513863983
yes chud women are funny

>>513864133
so you hang out with yourself?

>>513866206
I think it's to do with women liking comfort and security in the hp world, absent the dark magicians and monsters of course. I don't know how to describe it exactly, but Hogwarts is a good place to live as a kid, it's fun and you have solid social circles with the houses and well meaning teachers. Everyone is a good trustworthy person for the most part, so it's like a perfect big family or tribe that women may be responding to.

>>513866116
who has friends nowadays? You know people but I hardly know anyone whom I could call a friend.

>>513863845 (OP)
>demoralization thread
>Fear, uncertainty, and doubt (often shortened to FUD) is a disinformation strategy used in sales, marketing, public relations, politics, cults, and propaganda. FUD is generally a strategy to influence perception by disseminating negative and dubious or false information and a manifestation of the appeal to fear. These threads and articles are demoralizing propaganda. Don’t believe the kike lie.

If you don’t have friends or family, go join a church. The people in the church believe that IT’S THEIR JOB AS CHRISTIANS TO MAKE YOU PART OF THE COMMUNITY. They will go out of their way to fit you in. It doesn’t matter if you don’t have strong social skills. Just be honest and they WILL take you in and teach you. At least a good church will, so if you don’t find it at one, then keep trying until you find a good one. It’s God’s plan that you have a good mate and family and be supported by a strong community.

It’s amusing that there’s a fat tranny shill like you being paid 10 cents per post that barely makes enough money to pay for your dilating supplies. But your time here will be over soon when you kill yourself for not being a real woman.

>>513864664
Jew mind virus.

>>513863845 (OP)
Israel did 9/11.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4qwfH7QVpXM

https://archive.org/details/TexeMarrsWithGuestVictorThorn-TheZionistPlottersBehindThe9-11

Israel has a long history of using false-flag attacks against us.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavon_Affair
>The Lavon affair was a failed Israeli covert operation, codenamed Operation Susannah, conducted in Egypt in the summer of 1954. As part of a false flag operation, a group of Egyptian Jews were recruited by Israeli military intelligence to plant bombs inside Egyptian-, American-, and British-owned civilian targets: cinemas, libraries, and American educational centers. The attacks were to be blamed on the Muslim Brotherhood, Egyptian Communists, "unspecified malcontents", or "local nationalists"...

And let's not forget the USS Liberty:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YZYjRREqUF0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JITBsNMcN8A

Israel's attack on the USS Liberty was a failed attempt at a false-flag operation. The plan was to sink the Liberty with no survivors and blame it on the Egyptians so that the U.S. would bomb Cairo and send in troops. Fortunately, the Liberty survived (but with 34 dead and 171 wounded). Unfortunately, shabbos goy President Lyndon Johnson (whose mistress, Mathilde Krim, was a Mossad agent) made sure the entire incident was swept under the rug, and the crew of the Liberty was threatened with court martial if they spoke to the press about what happened.

Here are some of the people who helped plan the 9/11 false-flag operation and carry it out: Ehud Barak, Ariel Sharon, Binyamin Netanyahu, Dov Zakheim, Michael Chertoff, Philip Zelikow, Ehud Olmert, Larry Silverstein, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and George W. Bush, along with the scores of Israeli operatives arrested by the FBI but ordered released by Chertoff and returned to Israel where they were lionized.

Nuke Tel Aviv as payback for 9/11 and give what's left of "Israel" back to the Palestinians.

>>513863983
It's called dry vagina humor

>>513867101
>my bar for what constitutes a friend is pretty high compared to most people so I really only have two three people I'd call close and this is after knowing them for years and having my trust reciprocated.
I know that feel.
I have lots of "aquaintences" who I'd be happy to hang out with, but like 3-4 "friends"

>>513863845 (OP)
this gave me an idea of how to break up with my future girlfriend that i'll probably take the virginity of.

>>513863845 (OP)
Women haven't been invented yet.

>>513866202
I have no friend and I've been with the same woman for 6 years.

>>513864951
>women have almost no movies that are older than 2010, while men have almost no movies newer than 2000
I gotta say though, blade runner 2049? Guys, come on..

not convinced sane men have friends in this day and age
only cucks have friends who agree with their bluepill socially-acceptable worldview

>>513872359
Well, yeah, women want to date guys with friends so that they can make him ditch them to hang out with her, proving he really loves her.

Fuck i hate them so much, Lord help me please.

>>513863845 (OP)
Male hierarchy? What's that?

Women have hierarchies. Men are judged by their own accomplishments. Think otherwise? >>>/lgbt/

>>513872510
Men do have them to a degree, there's always some asshole with too much confidence and a woman brain who's trying to dominate others, but yeah, dudes are generally just interested in hanging out with guys whos company they enjoy

>>513872485
She still does that when I want to play Factorio.
I guess Factorio is my friend in her dog-brain.

>>513863845 (OP)
Men need to be made aware of how the foid mind works so that they aren’t blindly obligating themselves to a lifetime of misery because they fell in love with some version of a woman that they made up in their heads and imprinted upon the first girl to give them the time of day. The more women tell the truth about how they feel about men, the more young boys grow up understanding that equal rights for women is insanity. This is the only way we’ll ever be able to correct the problem because too many of the adult men alive today are indoctrinated with the lie that men and women are equal in some way.

>>513872485
Love yourself and value your time more than you do her.

>>513872347
Relentlessly based.

>>513866273
I agree. I see it too. Absolutely nauseating. This particular breed of OF whore, for some reason, cause the most violent fantasies in my head. Everyone has fantasies of fucking up certain villains, but these whores, oh brother. They deserve to be literally flayed alive and rolled in salt.
Why is it that these OF evoke such insane levels of disgust? Basically something can be so disgusting that you want to attack it. It's amazing.

>>513872359
>woman
heh, sure

>>513872588
Heyy why gif if no funny anim huh? :<

>>513864065
THIS

>>513873206
/thread

>>513863845 (OP)
Women are far more caveman-brained than men are. If you’re at the bottom of the hierarchy then you’re the one who’s most likely to be taken advantage of and the most likely to be outcasted in the event of a disagreement/misunderstanding, this meant nearly certain death to women before men built modern society, so in the woman’s retarded cave brain she still feels like she’s going to die if she’s with a low caste male. They’re hardwired to think this way and no amount of reasoning can change that, which is why women’s behavior needs to be heavily scrutinized and policed by the men in the society because the only way men have ever been able to get women to cooperate with civilized society is under the threat of social exclusion. Want to know why divorce was so uncommon before feminism? Because people literally wouldn’t associate with you if they knew you were divorced. Want to know why women didn’t have triple digit body counts back then? Because people wouldn’t associate with you if they knew you slept with someone you weren’t married to. The threat off social exclusion is the only thing that gets women to behave like human beings, which is why (((they))) have worked so hard to create a culture where shaming women is considered evil, remove the ability to publicly shame women and you remove a society’s ability to maintain order.

>>513872588
KILL YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH (BAN-EVADING ARGENTINIAN (Barneyfag)).
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH.

>>513864065
That makes you at best a sigma and gives her the ick

>>513872588
NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET

And before you fags start implying,
it's a gif, and if you load it and wait long enough, pic related appears.
Or if you open it in Photoshop, GIMP, Preview, EZGif, etc. it can show both frames immediately

https://ezgif.com/split/ezgif-5-3b5197d405.gif

>>513864065
>>513873206
friends are for faggots and normies, I get my social experience posting on 4chan

>>513866401
he was probably with his new woman or at his lawyer's office

>>513873814
yeah

>>513863845 (OP)
>no handle
fuck off with these demoralization threads

>>513863983
/thread