Thread 513865222

Trump wants to get to Heaven if possible, and says he hears he's not doing too well, and is the low man on the totem pole (in terms of Heaven-going). I have a one time offer - I'll sell him an indulgence for a Get Into Heaven Free Pass for $10 million dollars. This offer expires at midnight. Hmu Trump. The cankles are telling me you are gonna need this pass bigly fast

>>513865222 (OP)
Repent

>>513865222 (OP)
Raping kids and worshiping money gets him a fastpass ticket to hell.

It's not really free if it costs 10mil goybucks is it? You pajeet tier scammer.

>>513865596
>Raping kids and worshiping money gets him a fastpass ticket to hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHAg_9qWaSk

>>513865431
Who Trump?

>>513865222 (OP)
Trump is an old fat dying man. He's realizing all of the gold and power and shit is useless. He's trying to make the oval office like a palace; he thinks he's an Emperor. But he knows that his time is running short, and he has most days behind him and few in front of him. He's not concerned, after his brush with death and his decline health, about what comes after. He doesn't believe in God, but he's trying to hedge his bets. He'll do anything but try and be a good person. He's never thought that way, he's always thought about how he can buy or influence or brute force his way into what he wants. He's a sad pitiful dying old fat stupid arrogant fool....