Thread 513869193

Very few people truly comprehend how batshit insane the world has gone in the last 20 years. Here's a little thought experiment:
Imagine you were time-traveled to a morning talk show in 2005. What would you even tell the public about the future?
"Yeah, Donald Trump is gonna be president in 2016. He and many other politicians are pretty much confirmed to be in a child sex trafficking ring, and yet no one is doing anything about it." That's the level of political scandal we're working with.
We have this... ugh... we call it social media—a platform where a girl streamed herself having sex with 1,000 men. Thousands of people tuned in live. She cried in the middle of it. People made memes about it.
People are buying digital currencies and meme coins. One dude shot himself so the price of his Dogecoin would go up.

>>513869193 (OP)
Are labubus rabbits? I have a vintage labubu or monster, whatever the fuck its really called. Anyway, I like rabbits. These two are pretty cute. I might get a few once the fomo dies and they can be found on ebay for 25 cents each.

>>513869193 (OP)
I need a labubu with an onahole

This is what happens when you give women the right to vote and when you let Germans have self-determination. Literally our entire modern world is the fault of women and Germans.

>>513869365
>asians can’t differentiate between r and l
>Labubu becomes Rabubu
>rabbit baby
Just did the heavy lifting for you, anon

>>513869193 (OP)
Sit back and enjoy the show
Or don't, because your government is trying to cut off the good parts of the internet unless you give them your ID

>>513869193 (OP)
>donald trump had floated the idea of running for president since the 80s
>the child sex ring was known, but definitely not widespread knowledge. But pretty standard issue among the ufo hacker types
>live streaming sex was also not new, some chick in the 90s did it first
>myspace was a thing in 2005, social media was already a term used in tech circles, maybe not the general public

The child sex thing would raise eyebrows, as would djt. But you doubt how clued in we were back then.
The biggest difference between then and now is the iPhone.

>>513869193 (OP)
No one in 2005 would have a hard time comprehending any of this.
Celebrity Presidents and porn were not invented in 2016.

>muh future shock
Imagine you're invited on a TV show in the 1980s to talk about the 2000s
>Everyone is obsessed with an ugly ogre named Shrek
>Girls dye their hair and listen to metal
>Bop it is a common toy
>Video games are in almost every home
>Most jobs have a computer
>America was attacked by a religion most of these people never heard of
>Porn is streamed right into your house instead of being found in the woods.
>The soviet union no longer exists.
>Homosexuality is more accepted and is on the verge of being legal

>>513869193 (OP)
>He and many other politicians are pretty much confirmed to be in a child sex trafficking ring, and yet no one is doing anything about it."

nobody believes that apart from schizos.

>>513869193 (OP)
Where has donald trump been implicated in the Epstein sex trafficking ring? There's a list of people who visited St. James multiple times, but he never went there once.

>>513869567
how rude.

>>513869193 (OP)

The loss of one culture has really fucked shit up. I blame white women.

>>513870883
Exactly. Trump ran for president in 2000.
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_2000_presidential_campaign

>>513870944
It's a matter of public record.

>>513871052
What record is that?

>>513871042
Let's not forget about the boomer king himself, Ronald Regan, Hollywood actor extraordinare.

>>513870883
>>513870900
>>513870350
This is exactly what I am talking about. Your mind has been completely zapped by the absurdity of modern existence—you no longer even feel it's absurd. You have completely forgotten what normalcy is like.
If fucking aliens were on that list, you would've been like, "Uhmm, actually, people have known about the possibility of alien life since the '40s. It's not really something new."

>>513870900
>>America was attacked by a religion most of these people never heard of
I think most Americans have heard of judaism.

>>513871914
No I’m saying you wouldn’t have shocked anyone in 2005
That was post 9/11 after all

>>513871655
Bedtime for Bonzo or Battle of the Billionaires? It's your choice, America.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NsrwH9I9vE

>>513871914
>Dude.. heckin Donald Trumperino is President? That guy who has been in the public consciousness for decades and literally already ran for president once.. is THE PRESIDENT???? WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTT? *eyes bulge out* *bird extends out of mouth and makes a 'cuckoo' noise* *pulls sledgehammer out of pocket and starts hitting self in head with it* THIS IS JUST AS CRAZY AS ABLIENS!!!!!!

>>513869193 (OP)
Clearly a slide thread.
This isnt even among the top 15 most retarded faggotry in the last 20 years.
Kys nigger

I love Labubu!

>>513872219
Name your top 5 then!

>>513871914
>—
>em dash
nigger in the shell.

>>513869193 (OP)
myspace existed in 2005 people knew about social meadia retarded zoomer
women were clout chasing lying pornstars and whores. back then too, look up Lisa Sparxxx.

How do Jews benefit with Labubus flooding the markets?

>>513869193 (OP)
the retardation had already been established in 2005 you stupid zoom-zoom

>>513869193 (OP)
>You appear on Sally Jessy Raphael as time traveller from the future
I tell them the truth, that the entire world they were born into is a total fabrication and that society is made up of concentric circles and most of them are confined to the furthest from the centre circle, there's multiple parallel societies within society. Then I rant about how the closer you get to the centre ring the more depraved it gets and children are raped and ritualistically murdered by the political class and their media lackeys. I catch my breath and ask them to imagine how hard it might be to get out of bed everyday. I describe in excruciating detail how it doesn't jolt you but rather causes a schism in the mind when you suddenly realize that going to work to eek out a living is not only literally the least of your problems but the last thing you should be doing when you're trapped in a prison world ruled by cannibals. It's an absolute paradigm shift and the complete opposite of what I thought this thing called life was when I was an innocent child.

Obviously, I'll be very dishevelled and smelling of booze and frightening the audience with my thousand yard stare that betrays I know things no man should know.

>>513872431

Decline in the quality and surge in price of everything.
The extent of public surveillance and cctv.
Influencers, e celebs , what “fame” has become.
Rapid decline in religious and traditional values.
How cash is nearly obsolete.

>>513869193 (OP)
I would tell them artificial intelligence was in the process of taking over and that the terminator timeline was unfolding.

>>513869365
Holy shit let’s meme labububus to be racist
Drawfags get on it