Thread 513872001

>lords of banter
>seethe when you bring up their teeth, historical events, their accent, the royals, "loicense", jeets, the word "soccer", Americans, everything
Always intrigued by the polticial implications of this.

>>513872001 (OP)
We don't actually give much a shit about any of that, but engaging in spicy bants is mirthful.It's like discussing about the weather, at least it gives us something to talk about.

Keep in mind when you think you are talking to a "British", you are really talking to a muslim man named Fareed. Stop thinking of the UK, think more Globohomo Economic Zone #54

>>513872001 (OP)
>seethe when you bring up their teeth, historical events, their accent, the royals, "loicense", jeets, the word "soccer", Americans, everything
>didn't mention British cuisine
All is well in the world.

>>513872332
British accent ASMR puts me to sleep in minutes. It's the most boring accent of them all. Brits are also very calm and levelheaded, thoughtful, but also the biggest cucks in the history of mankind.

>>513872001 (OP)
They also always immensly seethe when I ask them what exactly they "won" after they call me a two-time World War loser. Really sensitive fellas.

>>513872001 (OP)
neither of you can banter, banter is a saudi specialty

I am from there but fuck the UK, it has no future and it hasn't been a relevant country on the world stage for over a decade now and it's continuously embarrassing itself

>>513873147
No Brits are ever seething over German opinions, especially on the wars. We won the wars and don't value your opinion at all. We are the least sensitive people on this board, while everyone else is crying about ever military loss in the past several hundred years. The only people with similar resilience are maybe the Dutch, the rest of you are like girls.

>>513873409
well, what di you "win"?
enligthen us

>>513873409
See what I mean. I caught another one.

>>513873204
I thought the Saudi specialty was locking up your women at home while you meet your totally heterosexual bros at the bath house and wash each others naked bodies.

>>513873610
even their football team is coached by a german nowadays
german victory is complete
kek

>>513873549
We won the war, i.e the war was ended and your attempts to steal other peoples lands pretty much backfired in your face.

>lords of banter
Banter is a word for cunts to excuse being a massive cunt. It’s an underclass thing we will nip in the bud when patriots are back in control

>>513873762
Football is a scripted and rigged sport and its likely England will win the WC next year with him, if not England then the US. Its all just freemasonry.

>>513873785
no the quesiton was, what did you "win"
funny, you cant answer that

>>513872393
and you would know something about it Globohomo Economic Zone #28 citizen, wouldn't you

>>513872001 (OP)
Brits are the most sensitive pussies on the planet, they will chimp out over the slightest thing like a nog

>>513873881
you mean english freemasony wanted England to suck at their own sport for 60 years?
kek
is that how you cope?

>>513873901
I think you might have missed the memo on WW2. It was you trying to steal other peoples land and ethnically cleanse them from their countries, and we helped stop it. You're conflating your goals with ours. We fought for peace, you fought for conquest, and you lost.

>>513873881
Yeah it’s so obvious it’s rigged
We keep getting fed the “premadonnas can’t play as a team” but you can see they come out looking confused like they don’t understand the plays. Everyone looks like they aren’t allowed to play like they normally do

I’m not surprised the alcoholics in this country don’t see it but it was so obvious in the SGE era and just recently Southgateball

>>513874062
paki

>>513872531
We are the rulers of the world.

>>513874062
is that why you ethnically cleansed your own capital to own the germans?

>>513872001 (OP)
>Teeth
Your chocolate tastes like puke, because it's unironically made from puke. You have 'Real authentic fake cheese' in a spray can, flouride in the tap water and bathe chicken in bleach. Yeah, our teeth are bad, it's pennance for the far better food we have.

>American's talking about history
Britain has a long history, literally one of the most important histories of any country in the world. Up there with Rome and Greece.
I mean, Ford and Hamburgers are pretty good, I'll admit, but when there's a pub a few miles from me that's older than your entire country you can't tell me historical influence of America is enduring.

>Accents
Maybe you American's cant hear your own accents.

>The Royals
No one gives a fuck about the Royals

>loicence
yeah, were going to solve that one day.

>Jeets
See above

>Soccer
You call a game where armoured homosexual steroid addicts wear body armour and throw an egg around football. I can't help you.

>Americans
I know, right.

>Political implications
We still love you slack jawed fucking yokels. Just put the guns down for a bit, eh?

>>513873924
Yes, we would.
My grandfather wouldn't have fought in world war two if he could see this far in the future.

>>513874106
>you can see they come out looking confused like they don’t understand the plays
thats just because the english are mouthbreathing dumbasses

>>513873901
Nothing. We signed a defensive agreement with Poland and then did what we were supposed to do when you invaded them. The funniest thing is this 'perfidious Anglos' shit when Germans spent all of WW2 acting like complete niggers

>513872001
Seriously, how often are y'all shitting your pants?
I had a conversation with some friends recently where they both were on the same page of shitting their pants about 2-3 a year, average.
To my most recent and comprehensive knowledge, I've never shit my pants as an adult. Nor a teen. Maybe as kid but if so, do not remember it.
But then I see random comments and posts of people shitting themselves recently, or it's like a 'yeah, you've never had that happen' occurrence and I'm over here like ????? Is this normal??
Give me some statistics or averages. Also what are y'all doing that's causing these accidents? How much taco bell are you guys consuming?

>>513874236
Good one Aziz, but they play just fine in PL

>>513874244
ah yes, the pact you signed a pact with Poland to keep germany from getting Danzig back
really clever

>>513873610
too long to be banter, germanic vant banter

>>513874295
but they are rarely the stars in their PL teams
you can count the historically relevant english players on one hand

>>513874005
The goal isn't to win everything, it is that it is scripted to match other things like astrology, numerology and all these kabhallah aspects especially in relation to the managers astrology/codes, as Zack Hubbard shows in his videos. Germany is pretty good at team sports - do you actually believe Japan could knock Germany out of the WC? It isn't happening. If it wasn't rigged you might have won even more WCs, but it is rigged. Just look at the last one, I was spamming it all over here that Argentina would win because it ties to Messi being a play on Messiah and the last WC final was the day before the Argentinian Jesuit Popes birthday. Just look at the penalty shootouts from the last WC, they were rolling the ball in so slow and cautiously it was a joke.

>>513874244
>>513873901
Let's give them a hint, it starts with dissolution of your world power status and empire and ends with total demographic collapse, dystopian surveillance state and apocalyptic subhuman infestation. Let's see If that helps ;)

>>513874183
That happened under boomers in the past 30 years.

>>513874403
>its rigged!!
if that isnt delirious seething I dont know
OP vindicated on all accounts

>>513874493
german queen smiles at germans
as it should be
was she ever happier in her life?

>>513872393
Englandstan

>>513874493
You're on /pol/ not some normie website. You can get excited about football all you want, you could beat England 20-0, it wouldn't bother me if I thought it was real nevermind that I don't. I don't see how any English can support England when the players aren't all English even on that most basic level.
You're projecting your national insecurities and sensitivities onto me, yet I have none.

>>513874435
then why did Enoch Powell make his "rivers of blood speech" already in the 1960s?
no it happened since the end of the war
the family of the current mayor of London came to the Uk in the 1950s

>>513872001 (OP)
Why are our colonial hangovers so salty?

>>513874316
If you don't want to go to war with someone then you probably shouldn't have attacked someone they have a defensive pact with. It's not hard to understand.
All German behaviour in WW2 is nigger tier.
>sign non agression pact with Soviet Union
>betray them and try and bumrush them
>get completely fucked up by the people you tried to bumrush
>this is all the UKs fault somehow

>>513874614
I wish the Queen was a Nazi but she was instead a negro lover and sold out South Africa and Rhodesia. The depiction of her on The Crown should have ended her royal line instantly

>>513874696
youre coping a lot calling it rigged and scripted, for not caring
is that what 60 years of hurt do to a motherfucker?

>>513872446
Kek

>>513874756
please enlighten us why Danzig was worth your empire?

>>513874736
n. Where is the great garbage patch in the Atlantic?

That's because most english people are overly sensitive and unfunny, you can tell by some of the fucking replies in this thread

>>513874897
Please enlighten us, why was Danzig worth your entire country?
You lost, remember?

>>513874493
Oh this is the one South-gate missed the penalty to top his shit career which he was rewarded with the England job. Btw he was born 4 years 4 months 4 days after the founding of the Church of Satan, and Lucifer = 444. South-gate like the gates of hell. In the last WC there was a little nigger player for England that went home for some fake burglary thing, and if you listen to South-gate talk about it, he was hinting at it being some ritual. Southgate is a total satanic freak, and a known freemason. Just look at the guy. He wanted mandatory vax, fucking gay nigger rights stuff everywhere.

>>513875037
it was a german city, of course its worth fighting for your own stuff
but why was it worth yours?

>>513875037
We lost, it's true. Brings a fresh tear to my eyes. Now that we cleared that up once more, what exactly did you win my malocclusive friend?

>>513872001 (OP)
and yet they made you

>>513873409
Seems like you're on your period, pirate.
>>513873859
>patriots back in control
UK patriots stood in the corner and watched the HORRIFIC BETRAYAL OF 1400 CHILDREN and did nothing. You'll do fucking nothing but watch and masturbate all your life, bitch.
>>513874150
You've had a queen as head of state for a millenium, you matriarchal bitch. Women and pakis rule your country.
>>513874220
This one afro-saxon is BEGGING to be brit broken.

>>513872001 (OP)
>rulers of the free world
>seethe when you bring up their diet, historical events, their ancestry, the school shootings, "NHS", jeets, the word "Aluminium", British, everything
Always intrigued by the POLITICAL implications of this.

>>513875245
It clearly wasn't a German city, just as Austria or Czechia weren't German either, but here we are talking to a descendant of a Russian rape baby by people led off a cliff by a megalomaniac having the biggest cope of all time. "We were great once" is just a lie you tell your selves. That's the problem with what if's, it isn't. Germany lost and earned that defeat.
Germany didn't have enough bombs to even slow down London, let alone Britain. Killed a lot of people though. I think what we did to Drezden makes us even, we had to show you how it was done properly.

>>513872001 (OP)
There are only three things you can do for fun in this shithole.
>Drinking
>Wanking
>Banter
Drinking is taxed and wanking needs a liocence which only leaves banter ... until Ofcom sends us off to gulag.

>>513872001 (OP)
Kike
>>513872393
'jeet
>>513872531
alcoholic
>>513873924
Based Pole
>>513873981
>the most sensitive pussies on the planet
that is kikes, like you
>>513874150
kike
>>513874232
'jeet
>>513874687
you are the kike I told to get out of Europe
>>513875575
righteous Armenian

>>513875498
Probably one of the most peaceful times in all of history. No wars in Europe at all. Do you know how rare that is? Prosperous too, lots of money was made and those good times made the boomers.

>>513872001 (OP)
I've noticed anti-british threads are always full of americans and germans, two completely humourless people who cannot take any banter and are constantly seething from the last bantering they received, 9/11 and dresden were both hilarious lads.

>>513873549
>well, what di you "win"?
The eternal seething of subhuman g*rmans

>>513872001 (OP)
Granted, bongs can be lolcows at times, but I hope they rediscover their bloodthirsty nature and take their country back, killing millions of shitskin invaders in the process. America is doomed in spite of muh gunz because there are just too many fat fucking cowards here.

yikes

>>513875660
>You've had a queen as head of state for a millenium, you matriarchal bitch.
We ruled the world under a queen, subhuman mednigger.
>>513875965
Kill yourself Mohammed Ahmed. Stinky paki nigger.

>>513872393
kek this guy get it fuck OP

>>513875747
*laughs in WW loser*

>>513875846
We got ourselves a real feisty one here, one for the books if you ask me. But for real, calm down matey, breathe.

>>513876040
Same story here honestly. Just lacking the pew pews.

>>513875575
Just one more reason to hate them, innit?

>>513875660
>Seems like you're on your period, pirate.
I know you were the leading gay rights nation in Europe, but you're going to have to learn here that men don't have periods.
Sorry to have ruined your empire, but maybe you should have diversified beyond stealing Gold and basing your entire economy on it, which all ended up in the Hapsburgs palaces.

>>513872001 (OP)
i never seethe at anything and i am always in a state of complete serenity when i insult the eternal yank

>>513873859
>Banter is a word for cunts to excuse being a massive cunt
It's fun. It's role play. It's mockery. It's trolling. It's 4chan culture before 4chan was a thing.
Play the game. You can only lose by choosing to be offended. Be the opposite of a leftist snowflake and never be offended by incoming flak.

>>513876097
ulsterisation process continues...

>>513876040
You are doomed because you decided to become a multiracial society from the beginning. Literal niggers have as much ties to the land as you do. You have no roots, no heritage. Britain is the ONLY place in the world for white people, all others are just sanctuaries until they inevitably get wiped out by globohomo.

>>513876179
Don't start your faggotry with me kraut. I happen to agree that we didn't really win shit. I wasn't in charge. I'd have likely taken Hitler's friendship offers. I'm not heavily indebted to jews like Churchill.

>>513876157
Kill yourself kike/circumcised shabbos gay

>>513876456
>You are doomed because you decided to become a multiracial society from the beginning.
What? America and Australia are the only nations that were based on being white.

>>513875986
Wow what a wholesome cope. You make me blush. Now let's be serious though, not that I doubt your peaceful generosity but what did YOU get out of it all, you charitable little samaritan? Seems like the socialist kike forces we evil Germans dared to oppose fucked your little island up more than everybody else. Sad. But also funny.

When a Brit and a German are arguing a kike is jacking off.

better timelines exist

>>513876456
>You have no roots, no heritage.
not that i agree with it but the leftist argument both that non whites are as tied to the land as white british are because we are descended from various invaders but also that black and brown people have always been here. thinking the english are native to england is a controversial opinion (fact) nowadays.

>>513874728
I missed this comment. Sadiq Khan couldn't win an election if Blair didn't open up Britain to an islamic invasion. He was a bum working as a taxi driver, and that is all he would have ever been. But even then boomers in the 60s could have turfed minorities out but they didn't give a shit as they're into pleasure seeking, not nation building.

>>513877163
Bro the thing is for every reasonable brit like >>513876460 there are five like this whining bitch boy right here >>513875846 in complete comical denial about their countries role in fucking up this cursed timeline. As long as they pop up I'll make them seethe, let's call it well earned Schadenfreude my friend.

>>513877875
That second one sounds like a sneaky kike to me.

>>513877875
There is no cursed timeline. As your boy Leibniz said, this is the best of all possible worlds. This is the world that is meant to be, and it works if you believe in Darwinism, or God. However shit or good it might seem, it is a live show that we can inject our participation into to change it. That is why our focus should be on the damage Boomers are currently doing, and their pet migrant proxy army which exists to further impoverish working age people.

>>513878368
what about the kike problem?

>>513878496
They're effectively the same thing as boomers bought into the sexual revolution, and neo-liberalism, and have being the gatekeepers of jewish social engineering. Its not like boomers have woke up and realised they fucked the West - they are doubling down. Thankfully 97% took mRNA vax and their cancer rates are exploding - its literally the only thing that is removing them without us committing crimes ourselves.