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Anonymous (ID: R7CKaGfJ) Canada No.513882619 >>513882756 >>513882924 >>513883170 >>513884958
Chronicles of a Neet King
>Feds are running a drug ring using homeless people as their runners
>Plain clothes cops are dating eachother and their dogs are so poorly trained that the dogs give them away
>Every criminal/fed does the surprised pikachu face when they see the Neet King walking by, giving them away
>I'm living the good life, exactly like you dream of, every monday morning crawling out of bed, moaning like the corpo slut that you are. I do what I want, when I want. All day, every day.
>Take hours long walks out in the sun, chilling, talking to people, making friends, having the best time of my life
>Laugh constantly at clownworld; today I saw the funniest thing, a hijab-wearing muzzie wife scraping the shit in a giant trashcan at the back of a burger king restaurant. Imagine being a female muzzie and working for corpo-kikes doing the most disgusting work for pennies on the dollar hahahah!
Bro my life is so good. Right now I'm blasting gangsta rap music in all my neighbor's faces at max volume on a Sunday. Later I'm gonna eat a Neet King's meal, everything I could ever dream of eating. While you're stressed the fuck out and choking on daddy Moishe's fat kok I'm over here with literally 3x the powerlevel that I had a year ago, and I was already way above you back then.
Anyway, smell ya later u dumb fucking nigger-lover. Or maybe not, whatever floats your boat u dumb faggot fuck. Cheers
Anonymous (ID: HIMwfnc3) United Kingdom No.513882756 >>513883182
>>513882619 (OP)
if NEETlife was good, the propaganda would not be necessary
Anonymous (ID: FOp+W3OH) Denmark No.513882924
>>513882619 (OP)
What are you gonna do with all that money? Buy a cucumber?
Anonymous (ID: Z9tBogT8) No.513883170
>>513882619 (OP)
EVERYBODY START BURDENMAXXING IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Start stealing and become a burden on society. First thing you should do is quit your worthless wagie job. Don't bother applying for benefits, welfare or any other government assistance unless you really can't help yourself. I personally prefer to also GHOSTMAXX, no properties in my name, no hand outs, no benefits, no taxes, just living in the shadows of society and outside of the system as much as I can, but I digress. Simply take everything you need from big corporations, resell it and enjoy life. Hit their jew warehouses and megastores and become an honest reseller. Make sure to post about it and encourage more people to become burdens like you. Once enough people do this, their system collapses. Also always remember how over half the population got vaxxed and sided with the government. Make them pay and enjoy that too. This is how you get back at the jews, the governments, the corporations, the normie cattle and everybody else who wronged you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTV2S2OtrfM

There is nothing more that jews and their wagie cattle fear than you anon taking a big fat shit on their jewified society, never forget that.
Anonymous (ID: IkPP6Vr7) United States No.513883182
>>513882756
the real truth is somewhere in the middle, I live on 14k a year NEETbux with additional food stamp and housing gibs on top. It can get boring having no real direction or goals or anything to do all day but I can also do whatever I want whenever I want within financial reason, I’m going to go out for a motorcycle ride this afternoon and then take a walk in the park, it’s currently 11:17AM where I live and I am laying down on the couch with some tendies on the table next to me.
Anonymous (ID: yduc5zJB) Canada No.513884958
>>513882619 (OP)
>Every criminal/fed does the surprised pikachu face when they see the Neet King walking by, giving them away.


Glad you noticed that too.
t. Stared at the dude behind the suspicious looking tree for longer than I care to admit.